THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jamie. She’s 18 and has 2 kids from 2 different daddys that she doesn’t have custody of or try and take care of. Probably because she’s a psycho drunk/ druggie that would rather get her next fix and a big double shot of cheap vodka to wash it down with. She’s been around the block more times than the mail man. I was at a party a few months back, and the chick went down on some other sl*t because she was dared to! Now that’s mother of the year potential! She tries to act hard, and ghetto.. but hey Jamie! YOU’RE FROM MILWAUKIE BITCH, NOT F**KING HARLEM. Nik, give this nasty troll a wake up call. Maybe then she will get some class, grow up, and take care of her two small children! And Jamie, just because you look, smell, and act like trash doesn’t mean you gotta sit on the curb sweetie. Get in the house and take care of your kids.

Who allows their 14/15 year old to give birth.  Do these parents not realize they’ll be the ones raising them.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this mexican slore Marisol Hinojosa likes to f*ck other peoples men while they are drunk while she was prego while living with her babies dad playing mommy to his other kid. All the while her relationship is rocky so when it goes sour she starts telling the men she was f*cking that they are the babies dad of the kid she is prego with, then after all is said an done she likes to ruin families by getting girls men drunk and f*ckin them in turn ruining families. Also not to mention when she s called out she backs down like a coward and can’t follow through with anything. She likes to play games but runs like a scared girl and all the while what does she do she constantly is fucking men left and right trying to find someone to play daddy to her kid cus the babies dad (ex) wised up and dropped her *ss and she won’t allow him to see his own child cus she is bitter she got caught wh*ring around WA state lol, oh can I mention what the f*ck is up with her chin or body being so far out of porortion?

That chin, big as it is, has about a year left of visibility.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this right here is the biggest loser in the Northwest originally from Oklahoma but stationed in Washington. not only can this Guy not go anywhere by himself he will complain to you about going somewhere by himself. he has a total of zero friends because he only knows how to talk about one thing only…work, and that is the only thing he will talk about unless he is telling you some sob story about how he can never find a girl who wants to be with him, they only want his help like wanting him to put a floor into their house. he frequents bars and does nothing but drink. he will live alone he will [] alone. He finds one Guy he can get attached to that will hang out with him and he will not leave him alone EVER. He does nothing but talk shit about people and try to get involved in their business since he has no business of his own. he brings up how he can “get people in trouble at work” but he doesn’t want to be “that Guy” even though he can’t do sh*t the only thing he is good at is eating a ton of food after “working out”. and being nothing more than a b*tch, for some bad *ss he thinks he is he is terrible at any and everything he does and you don’t want him to protect you cause all he does is freeze up he might tell you all these stories about how cool he is and what all he has done but lets not forget the first time where he got scared and wouldn’t even move. Dear Scott. people don’t forget!!! F*cking loser.

Stop forcing it. Get a hobby.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, where to begin with this one? She’s a 20 year old with two kids. That’s not the problem though, she is a horrible mom! She abuses her kids and parties all week! Does not work, is a drop out, abuses welfare, and cheats on her husband! She tells everyone she is in a “contract ” marriage to fix his citizenship but in reality the poor guy has no clue she is cheating on him. When she got pregnant with her first kid she never mentioned to him that the baby might not be his since she was sleeping with more guys. The poor guy was terrified and married her but the kid looks nothing like him! Months later she had multiple abortions and had no remorse about it. She uses abortions as a form of birth control. She is the type that has a million pictures of herself partying and wasted on her facebook but none of her children. Her only priorities are her parties and drugs while her husband raises children that most likely are not even his on his own. She definitely deserves the ” worst parent of the year ” award, don’t you think Nik?

Is she the one on the left or the right in the bottom pic.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, he likes to call himself Captain Colt, even though he’s only own half-finished junky looking boats. One wasn’t even in his name but his ex-girlfriend Tessa’s, and her monthly school checks helped fund that one, and the other few he’s got along the way were pieces of trash too. He’s too stubborn to get a job, thinks he knows everything and is always right, and that drugs are the key to life. As long you got drugs you got everything! That’s the Captains philosophy. He absolutely despises his ex-girlfriend Tessa even though she didn’t do anything. They met this girl Ashley that they decided to date together and after a week or so Ashley realized she wasn’t into women and broke up with both of them. She told Colt she was more interested in him than Tessa and that wasn’t fair so she was ending it all together. Colt decided to drop Tessa since he felt she didn’t treat him right anymore and pursue Ashley, he’s quite persuasive telling lies and saying how bad his previous girlfriend treats him. It’s a pattern with him, he says Ashley is the worst girlfriend now as well. Well who is good enough for Captain Colt? If you have money to waste driving him around or don’t have a job or in school and can party with him 24/7 you’re good enough for him! Until you get tired of his bullsh*t. He has 2 kids, one is with Tessa whom he can’t see because he chose to stay with Ashley when Tessa said she wanted her gone. That’s his fault, he could have repaired his relationship with her but was too stubborn and stupid to do so. The other is practically newborn not even a month old and in the CPS system because he decided to storm in and argue and cause a scene when Ashley was in labor. Yelling at her saying it wasn’t his kid and she was covering up her due date. News flash, if someone is 41 weeks pregnant in November then they got pregnant in late January. It’s just that simple.

If the kid comes out a different color its not yours…its that simple.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Barbabra. She is well known for sleeping around to get drugs or to feed her kids. She will lie to your face, steal your money then avoid you forever, she is never seen with her kids nor with clean clothes I cant even imagine how her kids may look like. She is a girl who thinks that she is hot sh** and that all the guys want her, she needs to learn to close her legs and gain some modesty. But town hussy’s like this one dont ever learn guys only want her cuz she opens all night long with easy access. So tell me Nik what do you think of this one?

She doesn’t look like she has downs when she’s carrying a lot of weight.  I dunno whats the worse of the 2 evils.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this sl*t has four kids. One that she []d because she is such a bad mom. She cant even take care of the four kids she had. She lives off of welfare until she cant no more. She has DRD and every guy she has sex with she gets pregnant. Stop f*cking being a baby factory and take care of your kids. Every one in Puyallup watch out this c*nt will sleep with your man. And probably try to get pregnant. She has six kids in counting. Put this b*tch on blast. I don’t know why anyone wants to sleep with her anyways shes not even pretty. The only reason why susan still talks to you is because she feels bad for you. Get a hint b*tch. No one likes you they just use you for your p*ssy. I’m not done. You haven’t won yet.

You can buy her teeth in various costume shops.- nik