THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we have a deranged ogre running around Tampa named Jacquelyn. She seriously looks like Shrek’s wife Fiona. DO NOT by any means call her Jackie, it must always be Jacquelyn otherwise she will correct you. Anyway, this broad runs around calling herself a Tampa socialite meanwhile she works as a waitress at Lee Roy Selmon’s. What a fat joke. And fat she is. She’s as fake as her caked up make up she plasters on every day. Oh and she likes black guys. Apparently the only thing that will find her attractive is the black Greg. It’s disgusting. And she brags about it and shows it off when black guys hit on her. Newsflash JACKIE: you’re basic and fat and acne ridden. No wonder the only guys that want you are black!! They’re ready to pump and dump but only with a plastic bag over your head. Get real. Nik, would you?

Answer: Not a chance with anyone who has butt flap tan lines.

THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK, meet Annie Riess AKA Zannie Annie or just north olmsted slut. Let me give you the rundown real quick she is 20 years old has had at least 20 plus sex partners guys or girls doesnt bother her. Who knows how many drd;’sthis sick bitch has not to mention she doesnt use protection cause she is to fcked up to care. She is also a stripper and a drug user. Nothing is off limits with this girl you wave drugs in her face and she will do what ever you want i suggest guys if you plan on hooking up with this hoe you better wrap it in latex 5 fcking times

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this douche bag is Brian Adams of The Seventh Day Adventist’s Florida Hospital Wesley Chapel in Tampa. The hospital claims to “faith based” however it is said to be a den for sex, sexual harassment, and affairs. Several reports of harassment has been reported to human resources, however they are often overlooked to save face. I worked in food services and the director Mario was always hitting on the girls and begging for sexual contact. The HR director BiBi is “friends” with Mario, so it is overlooked! Adams is married to a nurse named Gwendy (i guess Gwen and Wendy had a retarded love child?)..however it is said that he is very “close” to his assistant Julie! Brian Adams is a momma’s boy who has NO BUSINESS running a hospital! If anyone else knows of any dirty stories please post them in the comments section!

How much ‘faith’ pays ur bill?- nik