There Is A God In Tampa


There IS a God in Tampa!

There IS a God in Tampa!

There IS a God in Tampa!

There IS a God in Tampa!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I love this site man! First off, this is Amanda Marie and she lives in St. Pete Florida. I saw her on a Roadkill T-shirts ad and HAD to find more on her! She has over 95,000 subscribers on her facebook page and 32,000 fans on her fan page. She has a pretty lengthy list of jobs on her resume as well. I heard she won her +2′s from a radio station in Tampa for Christmas when the MJ Morning show gave them away.Can someone please kidnap her and bring her to me? The only downside? he’s married with kids! Thoughts?

Her top was made with the click of a mouse.- nik

Local News Anchor Urinates On Herself During Sobriety Test


Local News Anchor Urinates on Herself During Sobriety Test

THE DIRTY ARMY: Local BrightHouse news personality and former Miss Georgia was arrested and charge with DUI on May 13, 2012. Per the police citation Jennifer Holloway urinated on herself. Local party girl is known for frequenting bars. She is known for creating a fitness machine but at a local Palma Ceia golf tournament her body was lacking exercise. Of course she was drinking and flirting with all the guys. Her arrogance and need for attention has been a part of the Tampa Bay community for too long. Bright House Networks who has a campaign called ‘Hello Friend’ obviously forgot tell her to call a friend instead of getting behind the wheel while intoxicated. Police arrested Holloway after administering field sobriety tests. A breath analysis test revealed a blood intoxication level of 0.183.

Jennifer, if you check into a rehab facility for 3 months you will have a better shot at getting another job in Trampa. People will forgive you once you become sober.- nik

Strip Club Waitresses


Strip club waitresses

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik… I always wanted to know why cocktail waitresses are ALWAYS hotter than the strippers? These ladies are sex servers who men fall in love with quite easily.

I have always had an issue for only wanting to bang the help. I call it serveritis.- nik

Meet Alyssa Muller


Alyssa Muller

Alyssa Muller

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Alyssa Muller has a sporty body and an average face. She is a party girl that loves the security of having one dude while f*cking many on the side. She is a habitual liar and a bad one at that. While she is worth tapping make sure that you wrap it as she is known to carry DRD. She cannot hold a job, has no education and no future once her body fails. She is a party girl and loves the party favors and drinking. Have fun with her but be safe, she is a scank!

By pushing out your lack of an ass you show off your belly…pick your poison carefully.- nik

Double Life Groupie


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Adrian Purnell #18 in the Lingerie Football Team. She better known as a lazy waitress in hooters or better yet as a stripper. She known for having free sex with local and famous rappers. If you have a long necklace and golds in your teeth guarantee she will drop down on her knees. You’ll catch her always with her fat friend Vanessa that she calls her bff but we all kno she just needs a place to stay after she got kicked to the curb by her long time boyfriend Alex. Shes from Tampa and a few years ago she moved away to Houston so she can become a stripper. She was too embarrassed to be a stripper in Tampa..y? I have no idea everyone already knows you’re  wh*re. She appeared in one music video for the song Flexx you remember that one hit wonder group i don’t even remember the boys names thats how lame they were lol. She was soo happy she was finally in a music video it was pathetic i mean as hard as u were sucking Drake’s dick i thought you at least could of been in a young money video. I really feel bad for her bf that actually likes her gold digging ass I was finally happy to find out they broke up. In every picture you see of her and her bf Alex Media shes holding his necklace. I know a woman can have standards but this female that came from nothing acts like she doesn’t remember how her mom would cook her grits and fried chicken for her everyday for lunch. Shes cool to hang out with because of course I don’t have to pay for anything so the same way shes using men for money I use her to get in the club haha dumbass she should be worried about why her man was taking pixx with that other girl at club Aja last Thursday. Shes full of sh*t and thinks shes better then everyone else and clearly she isn’t. Shes a money hungry sl*t Im surprises that her and Alex dated so long He must kno about her life. And I also bet that he does not kno that when Adrian went to Austrailia 2 weeks ago she was f*cking Chris Brown and his asian girlfriend.

She needs clothes for her nose, it looks terrible naked.- nik

Rhonda Perry Should Be Ashamed Of Herself


Another Nasty Tampa Bitch

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have to dish the dirt on this nasty Tampa stripper named Rhonda Perry who worked at Mons Venus. This h*e is no mother of the year, her 2 year old child was found left alone at 2am while this b*tch was working the pole, ugh. Neighbors heard her poor baby crying for a long period and called the police, turns out this b*tch was tryin to make her .50 cents but I don’t think she is worth that. To make things even worse for this poor baby, this nasty ass wannabe wh*re, has him in a house that had feces on the wall and sewage backed up into the tub of the house, nasty nasty trampa b*tch. And this h*e got to post bail, sorry ass piece of crap!

Take away the make-up and fake eyelashes and this could be the father.- nik

Trampa Is Falling Apart


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, I was casually browsing on Facebook- and all of the sudden I come across these heinous pictures from this trashy night club in Tampa. I was absolutely taken aback at the fact that these girls were okay with exploiting their orange bodies with fat square boobs. This disgusts me! I have been to this club and as time passes it seems its getting trashier and trashier. What the hell is wrong with these girls.

Trampa is a farm system. It’s the minor league for Miami… once the hot girls realize Trampa trash is below their lifestyle they make the move to South Beach.- nik

Beware Of The Wannabe Mom


Beware of the 'wannabe mom' & STDS!!!!

Beware of the 'wannabe mom' & STDS!!!!

Beware of the 'wannabe mom' & STDS!!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me tell you about this trashy female named Beba Gonzalez as what she goes by on FB..Ugh so many things about this girl. She sits on FB 24/7 uploading nasty pics of herself showing her fat ass and her stomach were she got a c-section eww makes me wanna gag. She gets a lot of attention because she has an ass and that’s all shes got going for her and that’s nasty to, b*tch has no t*ts ugly face ohhh and the best part she has a kid and i feel so sorry for him you call your self a mom? Maybe stop talking about smoking 24/7 and stop taking pics of you smoking with bongs maybe if the courts see that maybe he’ll get taken away need to watch what you put out there female,  also she claims she’s lesbian. Yeha along with the 50 other guys you f*cked with. She’s always out with her friends looking ugly and pathetic along with them.. SMDH they need to get a life worry about they’re kids and not worrying about smoking and going out all the time. Gonna catch up to you soon!

Her legs in that first pic are making me sick.- nik

Into Beastiality


Beastiality

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this nasty SOB ERIC ANTUNES in Clearwater is just disgusting. Cops raided his house looking for child porn which they found 9 pics and 1 video of child porn. , Not only that they found pictures and videos of him having sex with his girlfriends DOG! What makes it worse is that he works for the SPCA and so does his girlfriend. Thankfully he didn’t work at a daycare. click here for article.

That must mean she was taking the pictures, which is even more disturbing.- nik

Tired Of Everyone Sugar Coating It


Just want an honest answer...

Just want an honest answer...

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just want an honest answer! Tired of people sugar coating all the time, would you?

Answer: No.