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How Did She Make It In A Calendar
Posted in Tampa | March 12th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, wanted to know if you could tell me how the hell was this girl ever a calendar girl?
Anyone can make a calender…It costs like 20 bucks at the mall.- nik
Tampa’s Douchebag 30K Millionaire
Posted in Tampa, The Dirty | March 11th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is a total douche bag! He thinks because hes a pro football player that hes some kind of golden award! umm i dont think so…. He has another thing coming to him! He needs to take a hard look at himself and realize that hes the only person in this world that thinks he”s cool! Does he really think hes gods gift to women? Have you seen those ears of his, and his snaggling looking teeth? Not to mention hes a walking talking disease…. you just touch him and you can get DRD! My friend that hung out with him said he has a p*nis pump underneath his bathroom sink~ HA! and he calls himself the italian stallion? As far as his football skills, he swears hes the next john lynche. Ya, HI- dont think so! In your dreams loser!!! Its all in the stats! so for all of you who think hes a self centered, non educated, non skilled loser say I! dont forget to leave your comments!
Who is he? He has major rat face so I have know doubt he has DRD (Dennis Rodman Disease). I didn’t know Jesus would use a Greg pump?- nik
Could She Be The One
Posted in Tampa, Would You? | March 11th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, would you? Why or Why not?
Until you can prove that these are not photoshopped its a no, but I she ripples in her face, her nose looks chopped and she has a serious neck vein.- nik
Old Stud On The Prowl
Posted in Tampa | March 10th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy is married…still goes out looking for women and hangs out on the beach try to pick up chicks…this old dude is on the prowl and needs to be put on blast because he has wife at home.
Is he looking for guys? Whats with the forgy necklace, did you buy it from some guy you wanted to talk to at a kiosk in the mall.- nik
So I’m A Facebook Stalker
Posted in South Florida, Tampa | March 10th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I met this girl olivia in Tampa a long time ago…and ive facebook stalked her since, I dont remember what she looked like years ago when we met, but i think shes grown up alot…I wish Id bump into her again haha who knows.
Let’s hope you don’t bump back into her or you”ll find out she has a greg.- nik
One Day Your Prince Will Come
Posted in Tampa | March 4th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is julia. She is basically a 36 year old former model who thinks she is still hot and treats everyone like sh*t Becuz she thinks her sh*t doesn’t stink! She thinks looks will get her everywhere in life and that a sugar daddy will come along and support her because she’ puts out but she needs to realize that she is just an old wrinkly H*! Her +2’s help but shes actually kinda nasty when she takes her clothes off and doesn’t photoshop herself. she has a “boyfriend” but has a new date every other day with random people she meets online. I was one of them and found out very quickly her true colors! What a total b*tch!
Her +2’s are no decoy to her manly face.- nik
Durty South Sloots
Posted in South Florida, Tampa, Would You? | March 4th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girls name is Laura Va** ( on the left). She is a nasty little ho*. She is a stripper and a walking add for STDs. She is known as the Dirrrty South Sk***. She thinks she is hot S**t but really she is just a hot mess with a nasty case of herpes!! Sooo….would you??
This is why I stay outta the durty south.- nik
“Big J” Had Too Many Pitchers
Posted in Dirty DUI, South Florida, Tampa | March 3rd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik Jason I** AKA “Big J” as he calls himself has been bragging all over his FB profile about his Dirty status. Multiple posts how he is in the top 25 all time in Florida and how he loves his haters. These posts are also between his poetry that he shares online. So I figured we could give him another run on The Dirty. We need to send this duuey photo out to all the Bay area schools to show what happens when you drink out of pitchers and try to act like a larger than Life Douche. You Suck at life Big J. Spend more time with your son and less time trying out for semi pro football teams, flexing your flab, and hitting on bartenders.
Also See: These Boots Were Made For
Heyy you guysss…lol, they were seperated at birth.- nik
Douche Promoter Alert
Posted in Tampa | March 3rd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Jeffery L*, He is the only 50 yr. old club promoter in tampa, who is jewish to boot. Although Jeff AKA E-reggae is 50 yrs. old, white and jewish. He still works at club prana every friday night and tries to pick up any girl that is under age and african american. I have to give him hsi dues because he is 50 and he still managed to land a girl named ashley who he is currently dating who is not hot by anyones standards although she is in her 20s. Jeff has been working @ club prana for a number of years just don’t tell the IRS that. Although he is white and jewish he only likes black women for some reason. He is the biggest p.o.s. anyone could ever meet. He swears he is black, especially when he talks in his reggae/jamaican voice. If he is not getting some one in for free he is scaming a dj to come and play for less money. He is a cheep-skate, who cheats on his 20 something girl ashley and is currently under investigation for shooting some one (his gun went off when he droped it.) He is the creepiest old guy you will ever see. .
He must supply them with something else, those shims he is with are hurtin.- nik
Would You With This Fug
Posted in Tampa, Would You? | March 1st, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this girl completes the trifecta of tampa sluts (the other two being wanna-be model molly and weird face kimmy) she thinks shes something special and i want to see her knocked down a few pegs.
Answer: no. Nothing on her face is proportioned correctly.
