THE DIRTY ARMY: Local BrightHouse news personality and former Miss Georgia was arrested and charge with DUI on May 13, 2012. Per the police citation Jennifer Holloway urinated on herself. Local party girl is known for frequenting bars. She is known for creating a fitness machine but at a local Palma Ceia golf tournament her body was lacking exercise. Of course she was drinking and flirting with all the guys. Her arrogance and need for attention has been a part of the Tampa Bay community for too long. Bright House Networks who has a campaign called ‘Hello Friend’ obviously forgot tell her to call a friend instead of getting behind the wheel while intoxicated. Police arrested Holloway after administering field sobriety tests. A breath analysis test revealed a blood intoxication level of 0.183.

Jennifer, if you check into a rehab facility for 3 months you will have a better shot at getting another job in Trampa. People will forgive you once you become sober.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Adrian Purnell #18 in the Lingerie Football Team. She better known as a lazy waitress in hooters or better yet as a stripper. She known for having free sex with local and famous rappers. If you have a long necklace and golds in your teeth guarantee she will drop down on her knees. You’ll catch her always with her fat friend Vanessa that she calls her bff but we all kno she just needs a place to stay after she got kicked to the curb by her long time boyfriend Alex. Shes from Tampa and a few years ago she moved away to Houston so she can become a stripper. She was too embarrassed to be a stripper in Tampa..y? I have no idea everyone already knows you’re  wh*re. She appeared in one music video for the song Flexx you remember that one hit wonder group i don’t even remember the boys names thats how lame they were lol. She was soo happy she was finally in a music video it was pathetic i mean as hard as u were sucking Drake’s dick i thought you at least could of been in a young money video. I really feel bad for her bf that actually likes her gold digging ass I was finally happy to find out they broke up. In every picture you see of her and her bf Alex Media shes holding his necklace. I know a woman can have standards but this female that came from nothing acts like she doesn’t remember how her mom would cook her grits and fried chicken for her everyday for lunch. Shes cool to hang out with because of course I don’t have to pay for anything so the same way shes using men for money I use her to get in the club haha dumbass she should be worried about why her man was taking pixx with that other girl at club Aja last Thursday. Shes full of sh*t and thinks shes better then everyone else and clearly she isn’t. Shes a money hungry sl*t Im surprises that her and Alex dated so long He must kno about her life. And I also bet that he does not kno that when Adrian went to Austrailia 2 weeks ago she was f*cking Chris Brown and his asian girlfriend.

She needs clothes for her nose, it looks terrible naked.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have to dish the dirt on this nasty Tampa stripper named Rhonda Perry who worked at Mons Venus. This h*e is no mother of the year, her 2 year old child was found left alone at 2am while this b*tch was working the pole, ugh. Neighbors heard her poor baby crying for a long period and called the police, turns out this b*tch was tryin to make her .50 cents but I don’t think she is worth that. To make things even worse for this poor baby, this nasty ass wannabe wh*re, has him in a house that had feces on the wall and sewage backed up into the tub of the house, nasty nasty trampa b*tch. And this h*e got to post bail, sorry ass piece of crap!

Take away the make-up and fake eyelashes and this could be the father.- nik