THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, allow me to introduce you to Nikki Fr*ser. This skank bomb with a Greg has absolutely no class and prances around Tampa with her 3rd class behavior mafia thinking she’s the sh*t. She think she’s above everyone and belittles those around her. Even talks sh*t about her friends. Up close she’s a hidius zoo creature that needs to be locked back up in it’s cage. Her pictures have been air brushed more times than a California low rider. She’ll do great in cosmetology since she’s been fooling everyone with her looks since day one! Nik do us all a favor and put this self absorbed low life on blast and get the Dirty Army on it!

She’ll do best at a strip, sounds like that’s where she’ll fit in.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this troll is Courtney, AKA Dudedra. This guy in the photo is one of my husbands friends. Dudedra is always voicing her opinion about how beautiful she is and how she eats well and how skinny she is. Has this troll seen a mirror? Dudedra is constantly saying how her husbands ex wife is ugly and she is so much prettier. His Ex wife is in Esthetics, works at an up scale Salon 94 pounds and huge 2′s! This is even after she had a child. This “Dude” hasn’t even had a child yet and only 29! I can’t tell who’s legs or boobs are larger! LMAO Dudedra is an over processed troll doll. Word of advise lay off the tanning bed and twinkies.

Is her hand down his pants?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the girl on the left is Brooke Brenner and the girl on the right is Angie Johns. They both have been going around Tampa’s Club sleeping with any so-called rich men they can find. Just a warning to all the men out there. They may not be clean as you think.These girl’s are dirty and they will sleep with anything that looks like moneybag.

Their noses even each other out. Its like the North Pole and the South Pole.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I saw this clip on youtube and forgot how awesome & funny it is… you have to see it! The girl spanking her ass on the truck is called Kate Wicker and she is the biggest drunk at FSU! After this video went viral she got kicked out of her low tier sorority because they were embarrassed of her. After her fall she proceeded to get back on the truck, show her boobs to the crowd and chug vodka from the bottle. A Lindsey Lohan lookalike also makes an appearance… its EPIC! Call out this shambles of a girl!

Looks like FSU is winning in the party school department.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am well aware that this butt munching f*ggot blaster is no rookie to the dirty, however I feel he is worth a second post. He’s that special, short bus special.  I should have listened when everyone told me he had a special surprise waiting in his pants and I’m not talking about the 3 inch d*ck. I hear he’s moving to Tampa so you may want to post this on that city as well to warn the ladies down there. Or the dudes, considering on the last post on the dirty he admitted he is bi. I guess I can’t blame him for being so stupid considering he does smoke heroin and did take a great big hit to the face. It could have impaired his brain… nah he’s still a touch down (see previous post). And hey everyone makes mistakes, I should know. Just make sure you comb internet land with a fine tooth comb because I’m sure if you banged him, your unsuspecting sex tape is out there. Good luck and stay classy Cleveland .

Tampa, take note.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I need your help. I keep running into this girl. Her name’s Christine Burgess. I talked to her a couple weeks back but she politely blew me off. She’s gorgeous and I know I’m an attractive guy with a very good job. Why do the amazing girls fall for the douchebags? I keep running into her at the Drynk in Tampa and I’m almost positive she’s dating one of the bouncers there. How the hell is a good guy supposed to stand out? Why do the amazing girls always fall for the idiots who make no money? Really, a guy who works as a security guard twice a week over an attractive guy who has a steady job at a law firm? I don’t get it. She’s gorgeous… I don’t know what else I can do… This girl is gorgeous but she needs to know she deserves more and raise those standards. A guy that works twice a week at a bar can’t give her what she needs and deserves.

I love how you can zoom into +2′s on TheDirty iPhone application… it hides the face.- nik

(Click on the Image to read Radaronline.com Article)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE… Say it isn’t so!! I went onto Radaronline.com today and I saw this! Please tell me you’re not really thinking about paying this baby killer! She doesn’t need to be making ANY money over the fact that she killed her daughter! I don’t care what anyone/jury says…the jury was 100% WRONG and everyone knows this…even they know this! She is nothing but a attention seeking wh*re and from the looks of it.. you’re giving her exactly that!! Please don’t do this!

The ball is in her court.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Danielle and I figured Roller Girl would be the most suitable category because she will roll over onto just about any d**k. She had life set in a nice place with no bills and college paid but preferred to cheat on her man with a bouncer she works with at the Rack in Brandon, whom she now lives with in his parents house with the bf, the parents, and another douche that has no cash. She’s happy though because now she gets double the fun from two steroid juice heads! YAY! True winner who needs to dart back to Detroit, Michigan ASAP!

Why her parents condoning this kinda sexual lifestyle…I don’t wanna know what they’re getting out of it.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is one of my favorite Playboy models ever. Her name is Nicole Ricca, and she is perfect. Simply just an amazing goddess walking around on earth. I have to know if you would? and if not, please explain yourself.

Answer: No, her nipples point to Hawaii and she has a mustache.

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, This so called band( the best day ever) features Stuart best, Molly baker, Lauren Elizabeth Harbaugh and David day. Thry go around Tampa, Clearwater, Dunedin and St.pete playing anywhere they can. Elizabeth will make sure they get booked by any means necessary. She will whore herself out just so they can play their shity covers ever night and make a quick buck. And if its a female bar owner that’s where David comes in to make sure they can play. The best part is no one in this so called band can even sing!! I’ve seen better talent at applebees on karaoke night! David try to get a spot at my club, but I turned him down. He proceeded to try to make a move on me so I figured eh why not. Once I saw that thing he called a dick I laugh and told him to never come back. He then pulled up his pants and begged to play my bar. Saying that he’ll take any offer. I told him to either leave or I was calling the police. He then ran out screaming that I didn’t know talent blah blah blah…. Anyways what do you think Nik? Ps One of my friends hook up with Liz and now he has C***ia. Im sure he didn’t have the best day ever.

By appearance alone they’re never gunna make it…way to try and appeal to every market, gay guy, black guy, emo girl and a dyke.- nik