Wednesday 22nd May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Julie Is Trying To Resurrect Her Modeling Career At 34

April 15, 2013 Tampa, The Dirty 19 82,886 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Julie; former Hooters girl and current purple crayon chaser. You can normally find Julie hanging around at the bar trying to pick up ANY black athlete. She is almost always drunk and abuses anti-depressants, she is also trying to get back in to her modeling career at 34, all while her son is being watched by anyone she can trick into baby sitting. She has been with countless no name athletes from the Bucs and Rays – practically the dugout/sideline telephone for any purple crayon penis. She bragged to her friends and neighbors about giving Desmond Jennings road head (highlight of her career) When you do find her sober and without a purple crayon in her mouth, its because her parents had her baker acted; 3 times and counting. This woman refuses to get her act together for the sake of her son. Nik, please put this sloot on blast!

I can see why black guys like her. She has that Nicole Brown Simpson jawline.- nik



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Go-Go or Dressing Room Stripper

April 15, 2013 Tampa 19 7,258 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Watch your man around this so-called Go-Go Dancer in Tampa. We think she is a dressing room stripper. She gets so drunk when she dances that she can’t remember her name….then will take your man with her to the dressing room for a nice show while she changes…then when she is confronted the next day she pretends to have blacked out LOL. Maybe we should call her the BLACK OUT STRIPPER!

That tops stuffed, meaning she’s not stripper.- nik



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Just Tell Me, Would You

March 20, 2013 Tampa, Would You? 88 10,876 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl has been in your page, there is a small army of people posting pictures of her so i wanted to post one as well. Nobody likes her, so i guess that why she is here. The fakest woman alive and her life inspiration is, judging by her looks, to be like Snooki. Well, she is fucking her boss, dr. weber in Brooksville FL. If you got some money on you shell go for it too. Here’s Lindsey Cole…Would you??

Answer: No, I see a mustache.



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Most Ratchet 2013

March 11, 2013 Kansas City, Tampa 53 7,694 Views

 

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Harley Kapp, also known as Harley “Kay” (She had to change her name and move to a different state because she infected a large percentage of the male population of Tampa with various sexually transmitted diseases). For starters, she’s a stripper, and not a very good one at that. She suffers from what I’d like to call noassatall. She is possibly the most ratchet human being on the face of the planet. If you can get past the fake eyebrows, the fried hair, and the bad tattoos you will discover her even worse personality… or lack there of. She is pompous, irrational, overly emotional and delusional to say the least. She is also under the impression that she is a feminist… (raises eyebrow). Maybe I could’ve gotten past the part where she slept with everyone’s boyfriend, fcked over ALL of her friends and her family… but the fact that she STILL proudly continues to be a completely rotten tramp, I can not stand. PLEASE, for the sake of us all, rip this bitch apart.



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Skin Cancer Awareness

March 4, 2013 Tampa 8 5,283 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, Please help me raise orange awareness. Too much tanning is bad for you and can make you look like Lindsey. The poor dental assistant from New Port Richey in FL that looks like she took a charcoal bath.

If the hairs fake you can count on the tan being fake to.- nik



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Layla At Mons

February 28, 2013 Tampa 27 7,728 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey hey Nik….well i just gotta say IT IS DEFINITELY TIME to put this whore on blast and quite frankly I am VERY surprised it wasn’t done sooner. This nasty trailer trash skank is Krystal Burnett / Lorene aka LAYLA at Mons Venus of Trampa. This train wreck needs to be put on blast, and NOW! She use to be fat and lost weight, now this skank thinks shes better then everyone else and it has become annoyingly tiresome to watch. In her words, “everybody cheats”, so in her mind all peen is fair game. After all she does share 1 wiener, with 3 other hookers, as far as i know. Though she is a pretty girl, she has an ugly ass white pimp and lives IN A TRAILER with a bunch of other whores who also work at the club. I mean you gotta be pretty fcking dumb to give your money away after you just grinded on sum fresh peen for $20….But hey, Shout out to her pimp for keepin hoes in check and getting that money. Play on playa lol. She goes around telling people she has ten houses and dreams of owing 20 houses one day. O and shes supposedly an entrepreneur. First off 10 houses sounds like an absurd amount to even try to lie about. Oprah Winfrey don’t even own ten houses and secondly the only thing you “entrepreneur” is that pssy. That shit looks beat up.Why is your pussy brown and your pale?….barf. She is the biggest sham since the ShamWow guy . Its obvious this chick is a loser and will never amount to anything judging by her acting like a slut on the Mons Venus website(19 vids and busting it wide open for the world to see, feel free to check her out men). Trampa is a huge cesspool of trash and filth and this whore is just a fraction of scum added in the mix. Hey everyone check out that mugshot for GRAND THEFT…..o and NIK, would you?

Answer: No, that guy added the exposure so he didn’t look like a pedo.



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