THE DIRTY ARMY: Harley Kapp, also known as Harley “Kay” (She had to change her name and move to a different state because she infected a large percentage of the male population of Tampa with various sexually transmitted diseases). For starters, she’s a stripper, and not a very good one at that. She suffers from what I’d like to call noassatall. She is possibly the most ratchet human being on the face of the planet. If you can get past the fake eyebrows, the fried hair, and the bad tattoos you will discover her even worse personality… or lack there of. She is pompous, irrational, overly emotional and delusional to say the least. She is also under the impression that she is a feminist… (raises eyebrow). Maybe I could’ve gotten past the part where she slept with everyone’s boyfriend, fcked over ALL of her friends and her family… but the fact that she STILL proudly continues to be a completely rotten tramp, I can not stand. PLEASE, for the sake of us all, rip this bitch apart.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, Please help me raise orange awareness. Too much tanning is bad for you and can make you look like Lindsey. The poor dental assistant from New Port Richey in FL that looks like she took a charcoal bath.

If the hairs fake you can count on the tan being fake to.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey hey Nik….well i just gotta say IT IS DEFINITELY TIME to put this whore on blast and quite frankly I am VERY surprised it wasn’t done sooner. This nasty trailer trash skank is Krystal Burnett / Lorene aka LAYLA at Mons Venus of Trampa. This train wreck needs to be put on blast, and NOW! She use to be fat and lost weight, now this skank thinks shes better then everyone else and it has become annoyingly tiresome to watch. In her words, “everybody cheats”, so in her mind all peen is fair game. After all she does share 1 wiener, with 3 other hookers, as far as i know. Though she is a pretty girl, she has an ugly ass white pimp and lives IN A TRAILER with a bunch of other whores who also work at the club. I mean you gotta be pretty fcking dumb to give your money away after you just grinded on sum fresh peen for $20….But hey, Shout out to her pimp for keepin hoes in check and getting that money. Play on playa lol. She goes around telling people she has ten houses and dreams of owing 20 houses one day. O and shes supposedly an entrepreneur. First off 10 houses sounds like an absurd amount to even try to lie about. Oprah Winfrey don’t even own ten houses and secondly the only thing you “entrepreneur” is that pssy. That shit looks beat up.Why is your pussy brown and your pale?….barf. She is the biggest sham since the ShamWow guy . Its obvious this chick is a loser and will never amount to anything judging by her acting like a slut on the Mons Venus website(19 vids and busting it wide open for the world to see, feel free to check her out men). Trampa is a huge cesspool of trash and filth and this whore is just a fraction of scum added in the mix. Hey everyone check out that mugshot for GRAND THEFT…..o and NIK, would you?

Answer: No, that guy added the exposure so he didn’t look like a pedo.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Symone Love. She also goes by the name “Jenna” at the scummy strip club where she works. Shes only 20 years old with 3 kids, from different dads. However, she does not have custody of ANY of them because she would rather go out clubbing and snort pepsi with her trashy friends than stay home and raise her kids. She is quite proud of her profession and boasts about it all over her facebook page as well as advertise ” deals” for anyone who will come out and see her. Symone seems to think she is the hottest girl around and is very conceited and nasty, even calling her own friends names and criticizing their looks behind their backs. She will even sleep with her own friends boyfriends or husbands without thinking twice! Nik, I think this girl needs a wakeup call fast so she can stop slutting around and start being in her children’s lives. Also I want to know, would you with this cesspool from FL? Double wrapped, of course.

I don’t wanna know…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I met this girl Edera and I want to date her. Shes the first virgin I’ve ever met and seems so pure. We started talking and she told shes never done anything with a guy only kissed. She said she’d only hook up with me. I’m thinking of asking her out and I think she is beautiful. Nik how should I do it? What do you suggest all mighty powerful?