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Bubba The Love Sponge’s Ex Wife Heather Cole

January 21, 2013 Tampa, The Dirty 91 11,963 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I submit for your enjoyment Heather Cole (formerly Heather Cole Clem) ex-wife of Bubba The Love Sponge (BTLS) a radio shock-jock from Tampa, FL. As the whole world already knows Heather video taped sexual encounters with Hulk Hogan at the behest of her then husband Bubba. Heather is now on the receiving end of a $100 million lawsuit filed by The Hulkster against Gawker and herself. Heather likes to refer to herself as the “Queen Bee” or “Miss Hard Damn Conquest” (Hulk would beg to differ). To this day still she walks around Tampa with an enormously gaudy queen bee ring – a piece of cheesy costume jewelry. Can’t have nice stuff when you’re being sued for $100m. Speaking of jewelry & money……Heather hocked every single piece of real jewelry her ex ever gave her (including her engagement ring) & bought herself a used Lexus; not a FL 529 Prepaid College Fund for her daughter’s education but a car. Can you blame her… parenting isn’t quite her thing, as Heather’s parents provide most of the day-today care for her daughter Julia. What does Heather do with her time instead, you guessed it. She works as a “Production Coordinator, Casting & Location Director, Freelance Writer” (without having any prior experience) for a pre-production reality show called “Pinz and Needlez” about a dirtbag tattoo parlor that’s supposed to open in Ybor City (Tampa). She claims to make $2,500 a month from some Canadian Trout who pays her to scout out locations & run his errands (insert own joke here). Glad things are going so well for her. See you at Pilates class Heather; looking forward to your next Bible quote on Twitter.

Since when did reality TV shows hire writers and location scouts? That is not reality.- nik

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Sloot Kitty

January 18, 2013 Orlando, Tampa 92 7,073 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please blast this skank! Jennifer Somlai is her name. Liquor, pepsi and creampies are her game. I never thought I would do such a thing like this to a so called (friend), but after her trying to f*ck my husband this past week, it was time. People of Ocala and central Florida, you’ve been warned. Her roommate recently quoted “OMG, I can’t even stand to walk past her bedroom, the rank smell is so bad sometimes.. It’s funny how a new set of +2′s bring out the best in somebody. Maybe you can find her some work in the industry?

That best is confined to the bedroom.- nik

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Fake Equis Exposed

January 9, 2013 Hollywood, Newport, Tampa, The Dirty 110 104,245 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik – why does Fake Equis spend so much of time trying to gain acceptance for a perceived connection to the special operations community (Navy Seals)? Well, he did in fact complete BUD/S twice. Let that resonate for a moment; FE twice endured the single most extreme mental and physical military training on earth. It’s a truly admirable and extraordinary accomplishment that’s beyond elite. Here’s the best part – he never graduated and was administratively dropped twice (2x – two equis). He was never a commissioned Navy Seal. Why you ask?

Well………..FE will tell you this, using quite elaborate qualifications:
1) I never got to go to a team or deploy
2) I finished 510 days of BUDS, the only thing I didn’t get to do was my grad week
3) I finished 2 hell weeks, 2 pool comps, 2 land navs and I did all but the last day
4) I completed BUDS to the last day of actual training with class 238 then I got rolled back to 239 and after doing the whole thing again
5) I got “admin” dropped b/c this prick masterchief Gould didn’t like me

He wants us to believe he was dropped because they didn’t like him! The US Gov’t didn’t like him. PLEASE. Here’s the truth – FE was administratively dropped 2x because, while he displayed significant operational talent, he possessed an unequivocal lack of INTEGRITY. Seals don’t talk – ever (about anything). This guy couldn’t shut up and was a massive liability, at only the basic training level. Imagine the level of arrogance it took to cause the US Gov’t to pass on an elitely trained warrior twice. Integrity means doing the honorable and truthful thing even when no one is watching.

I feel like Fake Equis has artificial knee caps and that is why he didn’t make it as a Navy Seal.- nik

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Babysitter Needed For Bi Polar Alcoholic

January 8, 2013 South Florida, Tampa 24 9,225 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is Tabatha Rowland. She is americas little country sweetheart. Her ex boyfriend that she cheated on with me is selling pounds upon pounds of marijuana. She told me she was bi polar but i thought it was just something she said not meant. Long story short she tried to manipulate me into a couple things but it didnt work out in her advantage so her ex bf threw a brick or cynder block through my car window. But thats not my question. Shes 23 as december 30th 2012..my question is nyk would you continue to have sex with her after her jealous ex threw a brick through my window of my car. No doubt im going to beat his little drug dealing ass. But would you have fcked her? nothing on her is fake and the window thing came after the sex a day after i happened to be dropping off some clothes to her and he happened to be there and he threw the brick through my window telling her thats what love is. Welcome to trampa yet again (well 45 mins north of trampa in spring hill)

You should never include your face in a sext.- nik

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