THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Jeremy Hilton, serial online dater and whore. We “dated” a year or so ago, if you can call mediocre sex and lies with even less effort a relationship. He claims to be looking for an “honest” relationship and puts on quite a charming facade, but watch out ladies he will give you a sob story about being cheated on by his ex-wife but when you hear both sides of the story he was no angel either. Recently he started to chat up (and sleep with) one of my coworkers, all the while he had a steady girlfriend, an ex on the side and numerous booty calls spread across Washington state and only God knows where else. When we compared stories, surprise surprise, they were identical! This BOY will never change, he will always be a lying, cheating asshole. Ladies…and gentlemen….take it from two identical stories a year apart, the 7 minutes of sweating, panting unsatisfactory sex is not worth the HPV he is spreading to his unsuspecting “girlfriends”. Save yourself the time and trouble, black list Mr. Hilton from your vaginas!
Yes that is a greg face = for the gays.- nik