Tampa | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 5

The Booty Belongs To Laura Cremaschi

September 7, 2014 Tampa, The Dirty 75


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, that ITG was pretty legit.  The girl is its Laura Cremaschi and I wanted to show you guys what the front looks like… the girl is the hottest thing ever.  Do you agree?

I will pay to LaserAway that tattoo. I’m not kidding Laura.- nik


Wow, Talk About A Booty

+ Submit More Info 75 Comments

Kiyomi Michaud Will Do Anything For Money

September 7, 2014 Las Vegas, Tampa, The Dirty 91


THE DIRTY ARMY: Listen Nik, I’m not in the mood to deal with any stupid people anymore in this city. Me and my roommate plan leaving next month anyways so we don’t care who we bust out in the meantime – so meet part 1 Kiyomi Michaud. She came on to my boyfriend and I at Spearmint Rhino in Vegas and offered to take us back to the room in the Venetian for a grand plus anal two weeks ago. Plus whoever was in our suite (once she saw his black card).  She kept bragging about how she was about to be a centerfold in Hustler in October and blah blah blah, but in reality, print is dead – it’s just like Playboy. They had to blur her pussy razor bumps, terrible makeup job, and even fried weave to even make her halfway decent on something as amateur as Model Mayhem haha.  Ok and not to mention the fact that she’s a delusional whore who thinks that she’s owning a Bentley in the near future….Grow up bitch! You’re 33 and stilll trying to be a model by sucking purple crayons and hooking around Tampa and Vegas. You’re a nobody and we know for a fact you are a complete whore. She goes around not only trying to f*ck anyone who has a Benjamin but also trying to act like she’s a big shot who deserves $40 a dance because she’s about to be “printed”. Grow up bitch, me and my friends couldn’t stop laughing at you because you actually thought you were a model. You got paid $500 to get naked and suck your connection mangers cock (your words when you were drunk) lmao. Get a degree and try not to lie so much plz.

Anybody can get a Black Card… it’s all about Palladium Card’s now. True liquidity.- nik

+ Submit More Info 91 Comments

Drake vs. Lil Wayne Concert Tour

September 4, 2014 Arlington, Dallas, Fort Worth, Ft. Lauderdale, Miami, Orlando, Plano, San Antonio, St. Petersburg, Tampa, Texas, The Dirty, University of Miami 9


The joint headlining tour marks the first time the two artists have toured together. Get your ticket now!

Click here to get your TICKETS for tonight’s show at MIDFLORIDA Credit Union Amphitheatre at the Florida St Fairgrounds in Tampa!!!

Click here to get your TICKETS for September 6th show at Austin 360 Amphitheater in Austin!!

Click here to get your TICKETS for September 7th show at Gexa Energy Pavilion in Dallas!!!

Click here to get your TICKETS upcoming shows!!

+ Submit More Info 9 Comments

Lee Bethune

August 28, 2014 Tampa 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: Lee Bethune Jr is on facebook instagram he has two kids and one on the way he gave me herpes and is on dating sites he goes by luchilefte he is a liar so be aware .

+ Submit More Info 4 Comments

Devils Right Hand Man

August 21, 2014 Tampa 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: goes by von… REAL NAME Ronald javonne Jordan.also lived in vero beach fl. for a while. has 4 kids he does not take care of. pedi dope boy. also a coke head beats on women in and out of jail all the time. likes to rob houses is 30 years old and acts 15. has a sexual problem was taken advantage of as a child and will screw ANYTHING. at ANY AGE. has some mental problems. has been commited before, the worst liar I have ever met. and the most evil person as well. seems charming until hes laying on your couch and $ starts to go missing cannot keep a job. has no license job. car. i.d. bike. food stamp card. NOTHING. a straight bum. YOU DO NOT WANT TO DATE THIS FUCKING PEICE OF SHIT LOSER.

+ Submit More Info 0 Comments

Does Anybody Have A Bra To Spare

August 18, 2014 Tampa, The Dirty 79


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m a guy and I think I know more about bras then this girl here.  I don’t think its fair for you to go to the club every night and fool the drunk guys that those deflated airbags are awesome +2′s.  Is it rude of me to tell this girl she needs to wear a bra? What if I offer to take her to victoria secret? I don’t wanna come of as the asshole guy but I’m not into that.  What do you think Nik?

I bet you this chick gets laid in Trampa like a champion.- nik

+ Submit More Info 79 Comments

More On Lauren Gandarilla

August 16, 2014 Tampa, The Dirty 36

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is one of her former co-workers she is having sex with. His name is Adam Taylor (in the pic with him is his PREGNANT wife Andi Steele Taylor) who works for Northwestern Mutual off Florida Ave. Lauren worked there too until June when these nude pictures she was sending to him and others in the office were found and she was terminated immediately. They first started f*cking on their lunch breaks after “a lot of flirting in the office” and after she was fired they continued to meet up for sex while his wife sat at home with his child in her belly. Sounds like these two are perfect for each other. If he didn’t use a condom I suggest he get checked out because before she started her affair with him she picked up a random guy in key west and slept with him and slept with her man whore ex-husband Lucas Marques. Yikes!

Her chin and forehead look like twins.- nik

+ Submit More Info 36 Comments

Mike Plant City Douche

August 14, 2014 Tampa 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Let me give you the 411 on this lowlife! This i Mike he runs a bar in plant city fl. Very well known for being a whore. He will fuck anything with a vagina and a pulse. He has 3 baby mamas with a total of 7 kids. One of which lives with him and looks the other way while he goes out and does his own thing. He loves to show boat and brag about how well he has done for himself financially to compensate for his erectile dysfunction. Yup i said it this dude cant keep a hard on to save his life. Its so sad when a man at the prime age of 32 has to pay hookers to try and get him off. Ladies if you see this guy run in the opposite direction. He will promise women the world but he is very spiteful and jealous.

+ Submit More Info 5 Comments