THE DIRTY ARMY: Alright,this girl is Brittany. Ive known her since high school…when she was hot but not as hot as she is now. She used to live in Spring Hill,but moved to Tallahassee a year or so ago. But everytime she comes back i still drool over her cause we’re “just friends.” i swear blows everyone else i know outta the water. i usually like big tits,but this chick is a natural beauty and she’s “one of the guys,” which makes her 10X HOTTER!! i’m giving you a variety of pics…so,would you?

Answer: No, she’s all photoshop.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Jeremy Hilton, serial online dater and whore. We “dated” a year or so ago, if you can call mediocre sex and lies with even less effort a relationship. He claims to be looking for an “honest” relationship and puts on quite a charming facade, but watch out ladies he will give you a sob story about being cheated on by his ex-wife but when you hear both sides of the story he was no angel either. Recently he started to chat up (and sleep with) one of my coworkers, all the while he had a steady girlfriend, an ex on the side and numerous booty calls spread across Washington state and only God knows where else. When we compared stories, surprise surprise, they were identical! This BOY will never change, he will always be a lying, cheating asshole. Ladies…and gentlemen….take it from two identical stories a year apart, the 7 minutes of sweating, panting unsatisfactory sex is not worth the HPV he is spreading to his unsuspecting “girlfriends”. Save yourself the time and trouble, black list Mr. Hilton from your vaginas!

Yes that is a greg face = for the gays.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik you requested more pics so here they are.  Requested more pics!

Just as I thought, an old horse.  There’s a reason she sticks to distance and quarter shots.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Former Lifestyles hottie …. amazing!

Answer; No, she’s well past her prime.