THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this nasty little slut cheats in every relationship she’s been in. First, she cheated on her fiancé and broke up an engaged couple. After that relationship ended she had to marry a guy because he knocked her up. He cheated on her and a one night stand gave him drd, which he passed on to her. She too had a very public affair and denied it, but later admitted, “I f*cked Frank C. all over the place!” After her divorce she got engaged and cheated on him too. With her next boyfriend she had threesomes with a co-worker, and laughed about riding a doubled-headed dildo with her. They’d go to swingers clubs to fill the void after she moved to Florida. She likes to be tied up, gently whipped, and her fantasies are to have her face slapped as she’s being raped and gangbanged. “I can’t be with just one man” she says, and admitted “I should be a porn star because I love sex.” Not only does she love sex, but is enamored with herself, and is the most conceited person you’ll ever meet. She’s remarked, “Men are stuck to me like bubblegum on a sidewalk.” Again she returned to her cheating ways, and was screwing her boyfriend, former fiancé, high school sweetheart, some other guy, and her roommate’s boyfriend. An alcoholic to boot, she carries Jello shots to work in her purse and is frequently buzzed. Shes strongly pro-choice but if you had four abortions from four different guys wouldn’t you be too?