Tampa | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 6

Julian Rose Perkins

June 18, 2014 Tampa 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok so you might think you broke up with her. Sure you pissed her off to no end. But no she will still make shit up and try to call the cops on you and claim you are stalking her. All she wants is to see you in person. The only way in which she can do that is in court. Even though you weren’t even anywhere near tampa, shit you could be outside of the country when she claims you drive by her home. She will threaten your life(she owns guns) she pops xanax smokes weed with her son who can\’t pass the 8th grade(for the second time) and lets men finger her when you meet her at the bar and shows off naked pictures of herself and brags about how much cash she has and how she owns her own home and a 2008 shitty explorer. Once she shows you how she likes a fist in vagina and squirts from her vagina she will have you hooked on crazy sex. BE CAREFUL STAY AWAY. She will break out into random outbursts of tears over her dead husband that she had an argument with right before he rode his motorcycle so fast and so recklessly he died. It’s ashame this ex stripper was treated to a nice middle class life that her and her toothless fat mother live off of now until her 3 kids are 18 she sits on her ass all day while you work. Your tax dollars go to her xanax,marijuana,vodka and constant sitting at a bar til it closes hoping someone will fck her. Shell ask you questions if you have a roommate like “do you have a couch a floor somewhere we can fck”. She carries a “party bag” with cheap pinnacle.

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Tampa’s Newest Douche

June 18, 2014 Tampa, The Dirty 250

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this little filthy rich 20 year old comes out of no where on the Soho Scene. You can catch this douche bag in Tampa any day popping bottles and taking home the biggest sluts in Tampa or starting huge brawls. Gave my Ex drd and his Ex Ina who use to work at Reeves in Tampa now works at Rachel’s in Orlando she has a huge shovel and knows how to dig for gold.. Also decided to split my nose in half and break my friends jaw… Then rode off in a Black Aventador also seen this douche bag in a Silver GTR With Bright Orange Wheels.

What does he do for a living besides eat 20′s?- nik

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South Tampa’s Brittany Moree Ivancic

June 12, 2014 Tampa, The Dirty 55


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, now this girl is going on full blast. Brittany Moree Ivancic, 24 years of age, takes the cake and crown as the South Trampa Slut. She is on anti depression meds, inhales keyboard dusters, and let 2 men take her home from a bar called Hyde Park Cafe and double team her as her roommate Elizabeth Griffin (Dollhosue Stripper) watched and messaged Brittanys ex husband. It doesnt stop there though. This girl has drd! She is on pills that are only used to treat drd, while she is having unprotected sex with multiple people I know as well as myself. She actually has a pretty good routine though, going from guy to guy from her ex in Pinellas Park, to guys all over Tampa Bay, all the way to Lakeland and Orlando. She has been fired from the dollhouse, drynk, hattricks, and KEL law firm. Brittanys closest friends are on the dirty as well, go figure. She has no job, no money, DRD, a ton of drama, and celulite all over her body for being 24 years old. She has done some horrible things to her ex husband, whom I have been in contact with, and cannot believe what she did to him AND THAT MORON took her back when she threatened to kills herself. She plays him all the time and brags about it because he is giving and loving. If you see this girl RUN!!!!

Not a fan of the double chin.- nik

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Arab Scammer

June 2, 2014 Miami, Tampa 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: This guy is so disgusting, he is pure scum. He doesn\’t even have a valid visa to be living in the states, he works at the Florida mall and you could always find him at cheap hookah bars or downtown. I’m not sure how he even has money to travel to Miami and constantly buy bottles, maybe the fact that he’s not paying taxes and is scamming everybody he meets! Currently he is married to a girl he has’t even known for more than 6 months! The real reason why he married her was to get his residency! That’s pathetic. He’s currently cheating on her with multiple girls but she is too blind to notice. So are all the girls he’s been getting bjs from. I think he needs to get his ass deported back to his country!

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Josh Freeman Returns To Raymond James Stadium To Roll His Balls Off

May 28, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Tampa 11

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Josh freeman was at SMF at Tampa Bucs Stadium hanging out with Molly.  No one even knew it was him just a year after playing for the Bucs. New York you can have this bum.

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Putting This Cleat Chaser On Blast

May 22, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Tampa, The Dirty 31

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ll let the screen shot do the talking. Last summer I was banging Brittany Svengard, and saw her in a strip club cheating *surprise surprise* on Matt Joyce while he was out of town, with someone other than me.  After getting the clap from her I figured the best revenge was telling Matt what was up. I sent him a message on FB letting him know she took her top off and was giving lap dances to the doctor she was with. But then I found out she has his passwords to everything and most likely intercepted it. Well here you go buddy! Tried to tell you last summer but your snake of a girlfriend made sure that wouldn’t happen. I have a few nakeds on my phone too if you want more proof. Sorry bro. I’m sure you’ll find better.

Can you send a clearer copy please, so I can swap it out with the second image.- nik


Matt Joyce Gets Hooked by Tampa’s Biggest Cleat Chaser

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Karly Schank the Taphouse Shank

May 20, 2014 Tampa 21

THE DIRTY ARMY: Everyone I introduce to you, Karly Schank. I want to warn the Tampa Bay area about this pathetic Trampa trash. You can visit this horse faced whore at 701 Taphouse in Tarpon Springs, that’s her main cesspool/hangout/work. She has a \”boyfriend\” with whom she lives with and loves oh so much, but spends her days off at random guys houses with her own mother smoking weed and spreading her HPV around to other peoples boyfriends. She has no problem sending naked selfies to people she just met and has no issues if they have a girlfriend or not. She is nothing more than a homewrecking hoe, that shaves her widows peak and over waxes her eyebrows. I just want to spread the word about her, before she spreads her stds to anymore guys and their unsuspecting girlfriends. Hopefully this gets back to her poor clueless boyfriend, who\’s name happens to also be Nick. So, tell me Nik, would you?

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Keri Marie Cordero Lives For Red Bottoms

May 19, 2014 Tampa, The Dirty 162


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chicks name is Keri Marie Cordero. I met this little piece of ass a while back and couldn’t be more disgusted in what she does. First of all she’s a 26 year old stripper/sugar baby that works at The Dollhouse in Tampa. Secondly, she is a total hooker – red bottoms and all. We got her and her friends drunk in VIP and couldn’t start laughing at how fake and superficial their conversation was. As obviously hot as she is, she’s had her boobs, chin, nose, and ass done in the past year alone via a very well known and MARRIED plastic surgeon around Tampa. All the procedures look good but that’s just too much plastic for me to wife up – plus I don’t want a woman that sucks wrinkly balls for Celine purses. Anyways, she basically is a hooker that manipulates and uses guys for their money (which is fine, typical stripper) but guys need to be warned to wrap it up with this one once you get her out of the club. When I took her panties off, it already looked like we had been f*cking for hours.

For you rookies — ‘Red Bottoms’ stands for women who wear Christian Louboutin shoes, the official shoe for all HOOKERS!- nik

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