Nicole Is Nothing But A Fake

March 17, 2014 Tampa, The Dirty 63

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, for starters Nicole had a youtube channel – nguerriero19. She makes youtube beauty videos. I just want to put her out there because I was good friends with Nicole untill we went too Club Prana here in Tampa. I was with my boyfriend and the whole night she was hitting on him and flirting with him infront of me, so I got mad and left. The next night he went over to her house and she f*cked him! My own bestfriend f*cked my boyfriend of 4 years, better yet she has a boyfriend herself. Nicole has always had a fake personality. Everytime I would go out with her, she would be puking and sloppy! She’s been with so many guys and is always cheating on your boyfriend.  I went with her to the doctor to get checked for a DRD, and it came out positive. This girl is just so fake, and a sk*nk. She is not someone you want to be friends with or be in a relationship with.

That chin looks like it cuts.- nik

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Matt Joyce Gets Hooked by Tampa’s Biggest Cleat Chaser

March 5, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Tampa, The Dirty 137

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, anyone who has ever met Matt Joyce knows he is the nicest person ever, so it’s no surprise that he would fall for Tampa’s biggest cleat chaser Brittany Svendgard. This girl moved to Florida from Connecticut with her boyfriend and started cheating on him right away. Any athlete, bartender, reality star or man with money she would lay down for. Having already f****ed a number of athletes she set her sights on Jeter, just like most trampa slores. Preaching that she was a die hard Yankees fan, she began stalking out where he had coffee and always ate, she finally got in with him. Obviously he used her and would never admit to knowing her. She was then tossed around from athlete to athlete, purple crayon or not, until she sunk her claws in Matt. Every chance she gets she cheats on him and laughs about him. One night she came out with a bunch of us and was bragging about knowing all his passwords so she would delete any messages or texts from other people, especially when they would try to blow her in when she was caught out being a wh*re. She posts so much stuff trying to make it seem like she is so sweet and they have the perfect life but everyone knows that if Matt starts slipping as a player she will replace him for the next athlete. He is the laughing stock of every guy who has f*cked her in Tampa and pretty much every sports locker room. You can find naked pictures of her in any man’s phone who makes over 200k a year. She is as fake as her over photoshopped pics she posts trying to hide the worst bags/dark circles ever seen on a girl. Hopefully he smartens up and catches her being her before she takes him for everything. Athletes everywhere beware, this girl is a professional!

As Jeter always says in the locker room, “anybody want some left over pizza”.- nik

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April Walker

March 5, 2014 Houston, Tampa 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ms. April Walker, ladies and gentlemen. I met this seeminly sweet and cute coug on washington ave and have since run into her all over town. She’s from tampa or alabama and claims to have a legit job but I’m pretty sure she just lives off of different sugar daddies. Her and her botox-model friend Julie Davis love to snort coke off of young boy’s dicks, fuk with married men, and they LOVE to start drama. From acting like a teenager, the broken filter that is her mouth, her skimpy clothing, everything this hoodrat does is juvenille. I’m pretty sure her cute/sweet persona she puts on for the first 20 min or so has some deep rooted daddy issues because she loves to talk like a baby. Still, shouldn’t take long for her child-like tendencies to make themselves apparent. You may have the impression her ass and boobs make up for her busted face, but telling anyone and everyone about how flexible your asshole is kind of ruins it in my book, am i right? And that tongue…. someone chin check this girl so she can close her mouth for once. MEN, HIDE YOUR DICKS AND YOUR COKE. WOMEN, HIDE YOUR MEN. YOUNG BOYS, JUST HIDE.

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Coo Coo

February 28, 2014 Tampa 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Where do i begin? Let’s start off with how she is coo coo! This bitch has a huge reputation for getting with guys then claiming she is in “love” she becomes obsessive and starts wanting a baby and marriage she even had a guy get her pregnant but she lost it. Now she is dating this girls brother doing the same thing to him but this fool so damn blind don’t want to believe his friend’s or family let alone his sister who knows her true colors see’s what everyone warned him about! she even demanded him to marry her was already considering his last name on pictures SICK would get him drunk so he didn’t use protection just to get her pregnant!. This girl fuks with guys behind his back one is called Rubin but claims he is a”friend” she likes to stalk and hack into peoples accounts and even her own bf’s talks mad shit and makes up stories just for attention tried to get her bf against his own family. i heard she is the reason her bf bank account got frozen and identiy was stolen because people say he gives her all his personal info she blew over 200$ worth. this girl has a huge rep for having a busted p*ssy! rumors say they won’t doubt if she got diseases feel bad for her bf if that’s true. if you in the bush garden area u probably know her she is always at 4U Hookah Lounge she is so nasty and crazy! if you know Jodi Arias that crazy bitch i swear Alex is a twin sister! beware guys!

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Another Trampa girl in porn

February 27, 2014 Tampa 6

THE DIRTY ARMY: So I just found out my ex is now doing porn. That’s one more Trampa girl in the industry. Having sex with her was like fuking a dead fish, and now she expects people to pay to watch her?? She has a totally awkward body, not to mention her face isn’t any better, I’m really not sure who would enjoy that. Am I wrong? Would you?

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What Do You Think About Eva Marie

February 19, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Tampa, The Dirty 122

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we all know you hate redheads. I would like to know what you think about the WWE diva, Eva Marie. She is not too muscular, gorgeous, +2′s. What do you think of her? DA strong!

I’m not a fan of her stomach region.- nik

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Michael Montoya The Woman Beater

February 14, 2014 FSU, Tampa 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: This ass goof right here is Michael Montoya a harmless student by day and cock sucking woman beater by night. He is known by many people by the name of Dakota (but the only name that really suits him is TROLL THE F*GGOT MCGOOF)he haunts little girls nightmares and is the man which everyone warned you to stay away from. Unless of course you enjoy being beaten to a bloody pulp by a hungry hungry 10 ton elephant. This pussy fudge packing fa**ot has beat on not one, not two, not even three woman, but six! that’s right! six! “He’s climbin’ in your windows, he’s snatchin’ your people up, tryin’ to rape ‘em. So y’all need to hide your kids, hide your wife, and hide your husband cause he’s rapin’ everybody out here.” He put my sister in the hospital by throwing her down two stair cases and beating her with his faggot ass steel toe boots! This PREDATOR is nothing but a gay ass coward who’s bending over for every butt pirate sissy fudge packer in the entire state of FLORIDA! And if he isn’t beating woman you can sure guarantee that we will be smothering them to the near brink of death with all his hungry hungry hippo rolls on that nasty greasy body of his. Truth is girls if you want a man that will drown you in his sweat and grease from his wide load fat lard or a man that will beat on you until him and his anal assassin buddies get their dip sticks shit stained here he is! Look no further!

Chokers = roids or emo. Both are overly sensitive and have violent mood swings.- nik

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Your Adderall Advice Is Dangerous

February 9, 2014 Tampa, The Dirty 206

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, I have a very good friend who was recently hospitalized with heart palpitations and seizures due to taking the drug you so highly recommend – Adderall! She and I both read your advice on how if all other dieting fails – just tell your doctor you have ADD and get a prescription from them. Being a medical student myself, you have to know this is terrible advice. Adderall is an amphetamine that can be extremely addicting and potentially dangerous to the wrong person. My friend is now having seizures every month because of what she read here on The Dirty. We all know this site is all about your ridiculous personal opinion on the lives and appearances of others, but suggesting someone fakes an illness to get a script made to lose weight is a horrible thing to do. You will have young girls addicted to these medications that they never even needed to begin with. My advice to you is to stop encouraging the use of any drug that may harm people before you get slapped with a lawsuit. Hey if a cheerleader can beat you in court – a medial professional definitely can.

I was being sarcastic. I’m not an adderall fan. RELAX.- nik

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