THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok so you might think you broke up with her. Sure you pissed her off to no end. But no she will still make shit up and try to call the cops on you and claim you are stalking her. All she wants is to see you in person. The only way in which she can do that is in court. Even though you weren’t even anywhere near tampa, shit you could be outside of the country when she claims you drive by her home. She will threaten your life(she owns guns) she pops xanax smokes weed with her son who can\’t pass the 8th grade(for the second time) and lets men finger her when you meet her at the bar and shows off naked pictures of herself and brags about how much cash she has and how she owns her own home and a 2008 shitty explorer. Once she shows you how she likes a fist in vagina and squirts from her vagina she will have you hooked on crazy sex. BE CAREFUL STAY AWAY. She will break out into random outbursts of tears over her dead husband that she had an argument with right before he rode his motorcycle so fast and so recklessly he died. It’s ashame this ex stripper was treated to a nice middle class life that her and her toothless fat mother live off of now until her 3 kids are 18 she sits on her ass all day while you work. Your tax dollars go to her xanax,marijuana,vodka and constant sitting at a bar til it closes hoping someone will fck her. Shell ask you questions if you have a roommate like “do you have a couch a floor somewhere we can fck”. She carries a “party bag” with cheap pinnacle.