Tampa | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 8

Christina Rodriguez & Josh Sanchez

April 3, 2014 Tampa 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Chrissy Rodriguez & Josh Sanchez are the biggest assholes i met in bradenton florida they are lazy ass grown kids who dont know how to be responsible adults why is because we rented our place to them an right be for rent was due they clean house a leave assholes



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Carlos Aka Hunni

March 28, 2014 Tampa 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: nIK this is Dirty f*g dot com. He has no car no house and spends all his money on weed. Hi meet Carlos aka Hunni Blanco definition of a broke fag. That gives up his cakes for a meal and a loud blunt. Sleeps on the floor of his best friend house full of a thousand kids. And wishes he was a Galloway. He loves strait men meaning baby daddy’s husbands and most of all Taylor and not swift but a mix lil boy old enough to be his son!! Ladies beware of this dirty ass thirsty ass man whore who would fck yo man and a loud blunt.. Did mention he sleeps on a floor stacked with couch pillows. Only way he can travel if he gets in on a family round trip ticket. He stay rocking the same Gucci sneaks and those same ass fake ass cow boy boots. As of now he’s rocking a ashy ass curl with tapered sides. And the door man and cook at soul peppers. I believe he is touching 40 and let him tell he does the damn thing he’s the shit in his eyes baby… Beware of the sorry dirty f**



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Teresa LeCorre Sepe (neighbor from hell)

March 28, 2014 Tampa 4

THE DIRTY ARMY: SO I HAVE THIS CRAZY NEIGHBOR LADY THAT SITS ON HER PATIO AND DRINKS NIGHTLY, SHE BROKE IN BACK IN JUNE AND EVEN THOUGH I HAD A GUN IN HER FACE THIS STUPID BITCH DECIDES AFTER BEING TRESSPASSED SHES JUST GOING TO BREAK INTO MY HOUSE BECAUE I WONT FIGHT AND ARUGUE WITH HER…. SHES TRASH FROM NEW YORK HER AND HUSBAND MIGHT PULL IN 75-80 K A YEAR MAX AND BASICALLY THEY HATE A 20 SOMETHING LIVING NEXT DOOR THAT RIDES A HARLEY AND PLAYS LOUD MUSIC SHE CLAIMS TO BE A HOOTERS GIRL, BUT IVE DATED WAY TOO MANY AND I KNOW THE MANAGER WHERE SHE CLAIMS TO WORK BECAUSE SHE USED TO WORK WHERE MY BEST FRIENDS STEP MOTHER WORKED ( A DIFF HOOTERS) THIS FAT UGLY DRUNK BITCH WHOSE UPSET HER BROTHER DIED AND YELLS AT ME CONSTANTLY REALLY THINKS SHE COULD BE A HOOTERS GIRL, LIKE REALLLY NO SORRY YOURE TOO FCKING UGLY AND TOO FCKING FAT ATLEAST MY FRIENDS MOM IS A FCKING COUGAR



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Sophia Wexler – Still a Slore

March 28, 2014 Tampa 70

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this nasty water buffalo has been posted on here before, and I am here to tell you that this bitch is nastier than ever! Just like her and her picture, photoshop is for liars! Nice attempting to hide your fat arms, though! Lol! This middle aged loser recently started attending church, too! What a joke that is…She doesn’t even believe in God! If they only knew the real her. She’s taken money that was given to her child by her grandparents, and spent it on herself! Why don’t you try sending some money to the son you abandoned years ago who doesn’t even know you instead of stealing it! She’s also still throwing her disgusting c*nt around Tampa bay, and calls every man she sleeps with her boyfriend! Maybe you should focus on taking your bipolar medication and parenting classes instead of throwing your hot garbage tuna at anyone who buys you a drink! I think constantly dying her hair due to being a self hating Asian has finally fried her brain! Will this pathetic excuse of a mother ever grow up?



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Once a Sloot Always a Sloot

March 27, 2014 Tampa 5

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, This girl here is Jen Gleave. I’m gonna be blunt and tell it how it is. She is a 20 year old girl who had a 20 year old boyfriend. She cheated on him with a 36 year old MARRIED man. Broke up with her young boyfriend to be with this guy. Her ex moved on and got a better non cheating slut girlfriend. Now she’s stalking her ex and his new girlfriend! what’s worse is shes still cheating with this married man and his wife doesn’t know. Keep in mind she met him at her job Bombardier Aero, where her PARENTS work as well. Also this married man has a kid with his wife. I hope that someone see’s this and tells her cause I don’t wanna be the barrer of bad news. Oh and guys, watch out for JEN GLEAVE. I’m sure she has other partners as well but I’m more concerned of the married man and her ex whom she is now stalking through his friends and facebook. STUPID HOME WRECKING SLUT.



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Nicole Is Nothing But A Fake

March 17, 2014 Tampa, The Dirty 63

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, for starters Nicole had a youtube channel – nguerriero19. She makes youtube beauty videos. I just want to put her out there because I was good friends with Nicole untill we went too Club Prana here in Tampa. I was with my boyfriend and the whole night she was hitting on him and flirting with him infront of me, so I got mad and left. The next night he went over to her house and she f*cked him! My own bestfriend f*cked my boyfriend of 4 years, better yet she has a boyfriend herself. Nicole has always had a fake personality. Everytime I would go out with her, she would be puking and sloppy! She’s been with so many guys and is always cheating on your boyfriend.  I went with her to the doctor to get checked for a DRD, and it came out positive. This girl is just so fake, and a sk*nk. She is not someone you want to be friends with or be in a relationship with.

That chin looks like it cuts.- nik



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Matt Joyce Gets Hooked by Tampa’s Biggest Cleat Chaser

March 5, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Tampa, The Dirty 142

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, anyone who has ever met Matt Joyce knows he is the nicest person ever, so it’s no surprise that he would fall for Tampa’s biggest cleat chaser Brittany Svendgard. This girl moved to Florida from Connecticut with her boyfriend and started cheating on him right away. Any athlete, bartender, reality star or man with money she would lay down for. Having already f****ed a number of athletes she set her sights on Jeter, just like most trampa slores. Preaching that she was a die hard Yankees fan, she began stalking out where he had coffee and always ate, she finally got in with him. Obviously he used her and would never admit to knowing her. She was then tossed around from athlete to athlete, purple crayon or not, until she sunk her claws in Matt. Every chance she gets she cheats on him and laughs about him. One night she came out with a bunch of us and was bragging about knowing all his passwords so she would delete any messages or texts from other people, especially when they would try to blow her in when she was caught out being a wh*re. She posts so much stuff trying to make it seem like she is so sweet and they have the perfect life but everyone knows that if Matt starts slipping as a player she will replace him for the next athlete. He is the laughing stock of every guy who has f*cked her in Tampa and pretty much every sports locker room. You can find naked pictures of her in any man’s phone who makes over 200k a year. She is as fake as her over photoshopped pics she posts trying to hide the worst bags/dark circles ever seen on a girl. Hopefully he smartens up and catches her being her before she takes him for everything. Athletes everywhere beware, this girl is a professional!

As Jeter always says in the locker room, “anybody want some left over pizza”.- nik



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April Walker

March 5, 2014 Houston, Tampa 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ms. April Walker, ladies and gentlemen. I met this seeminly sweet and cute coug on washington ave and have since run into her all over town. She’s from tampa or alabama and claims to have a legit job but I’m pretty sure she just lives off of different sugar daddies. Her and her botox-model friend Julie Davis love to snort coke off of young boy’s dicks, fuk with married men, and they LOVE to start drama. From acting like a teenager, the broken filter that is her mouth, her skimpy clothing, everything this hoodrat does is juvenille. I’m pretty sure her cute/sweet persona she puts on for the first 20 min or so has some deep rooted daddy issues because she loves to talk like a baby. Still, shouldn’t take long for her child-like tendencies to make themselves apparent. You may have the impression her ass and boobs make up for her busted face, but telling anyone and everyone about how flexible your asshole is kind of ruins it in my book, am i right? And that tongue…. someone chin check this girl so she can close her mouth for once. MEN, HIDE YOUR DICKS AND YOUR COKE. WOMEN, HIDE YOUR MEN. YOUNG BOYS, JUST HIDE.



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