THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is a definitely too good to be true stories! So the night started when Amanda Jean Linscott and her friend met with the victim at a Pub in Port Charlotte. The women went back with the man to a private area, had sex, then left. But when Linscott’s friend said she needed money, that’s when things got weird. After giving her the money the victim then called up another friend and planned to meet at a convenience store. When he arrived though, only Linscott was there. She claimed her friend abandoned her and needed a ride…so he offered her one and no joke….started having sex with him while he drove. BUT THIS IS WHEN IT GETS REALLY WEIRD! While banging her, she asks for more cash! And when he said he’s given all of his money away….SHE HELD A REVOLVER TO HIS FACE….AND STILL F*CKING HIM! Of course being the bad ass that he is says no and punches her in the face so she drops the gun. He loses control of the car and they crash into a tree. While the victim went flying through the air and skidded, stupid b*tch took off! Luckily though, she was found, arrested and being held with out bond. HAHAHA Crazy right? Also, worlds greatest mugshot? I think so.

Did he really have to punch her?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this sloot’s name is Joshayra, she is the epitome of what anyone would call TRASH. Originally from Tampa, Florida, but is now residing in San Diego since she joined the Navy. She f*cks every guy on her ship, single, married, engaged.. you name it she does it. This slore will open her legs to just about anything with two legs. I heard she’s been known to spread DRD’s. These pictures happened to fall into my lap and I said you know what its time the rest of the world knows what kind of first class slore we have representing our country. I’m sure there are other people out there with more dirt on this trash.  Click here to see what pictures fell into his lap. 

Click the link if you want to lose all respect for the Navy.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Dana Seedaire. She’s your typical dumb bitch who complains of all the drama in her life, yet is the source for 99.9% of it. She loves to frequent the Tampa nightlife, but hails from Land O’Lakes, where she has slept with 1/2 the town. I should also mention she is only 18, her list is over 20, and will be all washed up by the time she’s 22. She also enjoys sending 1/2 naked bikini pics of herself to men with girlfriends, and always continues to disrespect people in relationships by flirting with taken guys. Another one of her fave hobbies is to post bikini pics all over social media & tweet about how shes wearing lingerie, how she’s sleeping naked, etc. Who knows why she craves all the attention, major daddy issues? She loves to slam on Greek life, but goes to community college. Yeah, you’re cool, slut. Dumb whore has already slept with multiple members of the same fraternity so you know she secretly craves that life. Too bad she would never make it in a sorority if she tried due to that slutty reputation of hers. Just wanted to know your opinion on all of this, Nik! & to also ask the age old question, would you? Everyone else already has.

Pigtails are a sure way to get a ‘NO’.- nik