THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Dana Seedaire. She’s your typical dumb bitch who complains of all the drama in her life, yet is the source for 99.9% of it. She loves to frequent the Tampa nightlife, but hails from Land O’Lakes, where she has slept with 1/2 the town. I should also mention she is only 18, her list is over 20, and will be all washed up by the time she’s 22. She also enjoys sending 1/2 naked bikini pics of herself to men with girlfriends, and always continues to disrespect people in relationships by flirting with taken guys. Another one of her fave hobbies is to post bikini pics all over social media & tweet about how shes wearing lingerie, how she’s sleeping naked, etc. Who knows why she craves all the attention, major daddy issues? She loves to slam on Greek life, but goes to community college. Yeah, you’re cool, slut. Dumb whore has already slept with multiple members of the same fraternity so you know she secretly craves that life. Too bad she would never make it in a sorority if she tried due to that slutty reputation of hers. Just wanted to know your opinion on all of this, Nik! & to also ask the age old question, would you? Everyone else already has.
Pigtails are a sure way to get a ‘NO’.- nik