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Don’t Think You Would, But I Had To Ask

Posted in Tampa, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! Huge fan of the site, been DA strong for over a year now! This is my first time submitting anything… just to clarify, this is NOT to bash this girl, even though I know that people will probably make some nasty comments anyways. Her name is Samantha Hensley, and I think she’s some sort of bikini model. She used to go to FSC, a small school in Florida, but now I have no idea what she is doing.. modeling presumably. Anyways, I don’t think this is your “dream girl” by any stretch of the imagination but I was wondering what you would rate her. Other than the obvious lack of +2s and some chin/nose issues, I think she might have potential. Good inner thigh gap, great thin body (again, she desperately needs some +2s) but yeah, what do you think? Also, I did hear that she slept around quite a bit at her last college but who knows, that could just be jealous girls talking.

Potential for what? Her pubic lining starts way too high. I say she is a 4.8873821.- nik

Thinks Shes Pretty Since All Her Friends Are

Posted in Tampa

SHE THINKS SHE'S PRETTY CAUSE ALL OF HER FRIENDS ARE.....

SHE THINKS SHE'S PRETTY CAUSE ALL OF HER FRIENDS ARE.....

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girls name is Brittany George, She has lived in Tampa her whole life Ever since I’ve known her she has clung on to pretty girls to feel like she is cool. Listen sweetie, just because all of your friends are hot and are doing well for themselves doesn’t mean you are…and just because all of your friends date proffesional athletes doesnt mean you can. THEY’RE HOT, YOU’RE NOT!!! Just by hanging out with them doesnt make you any prettier. You’re still just that dumb broad from Land O’ Lakes sucking the cool out of everyone else around you. Get a life and quit clinging on to other people….maybe this is why she cant keep a boyfriend…because she brings him around all of her hott friends and then he realizes he can do so much better. TAKE A HINT SWEETIE!!

So which one of them is supposed to be hot?- nik

Keepin South Tampa Grimey

Posted in Tampa

keepin south tampa grimey

keepin south tampa grimey

keepin south tampa grimey

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, deranged local bartender Ali thinks she’s hot sh*t. Bangs a new guy every night. Will hook up with anyone : single, married, male, female, etc. then tries to act like her feelings aren’t hurt when they never call her again. She has beat up multiple dudes at bars (maybe they wouldn’t go home with her?) and is a huge b*tch to everyone around her. Definitely has contracted a thing or two from getting blackout drunk and sleeping with strangers. Loves any drug she can get her hands on. And loves taking home hot guys after they’ve done at least a dozen shots and have no idea what they’re getting into. Don’t be fooled like so many dozens, if not hundreds, before you. If you see this creature near you at a bar, stop drinking and run. Or for god’s sakes, strap it up and buy a xanax from her so atleast you dont remember anything.

Those guys should be ashamed of themselves.- nik

One Act Romeo

Posted in Dirty Predator, Tampa

One Act Romeo. LMAO - Mack

One Act Romeo. LMAO - Mack

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Mack Guthrie. If you’ve been to Caddy’s, or any beach bar in St. Pete, you’ve surely met him. Living off of Mommy’s money is a hard life, especially while driving around in his BMW! He’s easy on the eyes, but that’s about it. He loves to date girls and in the first few weeks tell them that he wants to “not see other people.” Don’t be that dumb ladies. While you’re being “faithful” he’s free to do what he wants. God forbid you’re friends with a male! You’ll never hear the end of it. However, he can freely flirt with the ladies on his facebook. He tries sooooo hard to be a player, but falls short because he’s super insecure and can’t keep his stories straight. And you MAY feel special, for the moment, until you realize he’s telling past conquests, gfs, etc, that yeah he’s dating you, but you’re probably a wh*re. His words, not mine. Way to try for the sympathy f*ck. Oh, and while we’re talking about f*cking…..he is so amateur, and lame in bed, that it’s sad. Waste of hotness. Sad. Mommy didn’t pay for that training class, apparently…..Insecurity is a b*tch. He bleeds it. Sad, really, because he’s actuallly very hot. One day he’ll possibly realize and man up….that is…after he goes through 1/2 of St. Pete’s dirtiest vag’s.

Its hard having a relationship when you live with your mom.- nik

Chubby Chaser Fantasy

Posted in Tampa

Chubby Chaser fantasy

Chubby Chaser fantasy

Chubby Chaser fantasy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl goes by the name of Kirsten and she is completely delusional. Learn to dress for your figure; you don’t have the same body you had when you entered college. The amount of weight this girl put on is unbelievable. She dresses like she working for a brothel and for gods sake conceal your plus +2s, you’re going to poke an eye out with those things.

Fat girls always need a gay guy to travel around with to dance with them and feed em compliments so they feel good.- nik

Please Knock Her Off Her High Horse

Posted in South Florida, Tampa


THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok Nik, here’s the deal on this chick, she thinks she is a DIVA but it reality she a b*tch and has a twin sister, making it a c$%t duo. She is some sore of fitness competitor and thinks shes the sh*t and is a stuck up girl who needs a reality check. Someone help her?

I wonder if one of the stars stands for her twin?- nik

What The Hell Is Michael Lohan Thinking

Posted in Dirty News, South Florida, Tampa, The Dirty

WTF Michael Lohan

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, WTF compels all these sorry idiots like Michael Lohan here to end up committing crimes here in the lovely dirty Trampa? I flip on the news this morning, and here’s this guy trying to fake chest pains to get out of going to jail – that crap don’t fly with Trampa PD. Michael’s presently locked up in the Hillsborough County Jail for some stupid domestic battery charge. I’m sure he will be there a while cause we all know that he’s got no cash for bail. My question is, who’s the dumbass that would choose to get into a “domestic” situation with this washed up ex-junkie piece of trash. Also, WTF is Michael Lohan doing working for “Larasan Pharmaceuticals” as “Director of Marketing”…sounds like a dirty scam right there. Either he’s getting tons of free pills, or it’s some kind of pyramid scheme hawking would-be ED treatments to suckers. Regardless, could you please give him a call and ask him to leave Tampa Bay for good…we’ve got enough trash in St. Pete, we don’t need his shenanigans around here. Thanks, bro. DA Strong!

Sometimes I feel like him and his daughter Lindsay have a mug shot competition going on.- nik

Crazy Sally B

Posted in Tampa

SALLY B.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, rhis crazy chick thinks that she’s beautiful. The truth is that her family is ashamed of her and no man wants to be with her considering she has slutted herself out to everyone she can throw herself at. The sad thing is she attends church and claims to be a good person, would a good person look like this before sitting behind the wheel? Obviously this girl has nothing to live for and should kill herself, since she is the reason her best friend is no longer alive.. Sad, tragic. RIP.

I wouldn’t go that far, but plastic surgery might help.- nik 

Wife Beater And Drunk Dr David Swenson

Posted in Dirty DUI, Tampa

David Swenson, D.O. Wife Beater, Drunk, DUI's, and Inmate

David Swenson, D.O. Wife Beater, Drunk, DUI's, and Inmate

David Swenson, D.O. Wife Beater, Drunk, DUI's, and Inmate

David Swenson, D.O. Wife Beater, Drunk, DUI's, and Inmate

David Swenson, D.O. Wife Beater, Drunk, DUI's, and Inmate

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, David Swenson, D.O. a family medicine attending at Largo Med has always had his way with the ladies ie medical students, residents and interns. Why not, I mean he is in charge and head Attending physician at Largo’s family medicine residency. The only problem is that it seems he left a lot off of his resume when applying (let’s not even bring up the florida board of medicine). With A domestic violence (wife beating), trespassing, and public in toxication charge in June of 2009, the month before he started, it’s safe to say he left that off. But what about hit DUI before coming to Florida, and better yet what about his 15 day prison stent in Missouri for another count of trespassing. Is this really who is training the future doctors of this country. The worst I have ever from his was when he told a resident who had just suffered from a pretty serious heart attack that “it was too bad you made it”. Dr. Swenson is one hell of a guy!!

And why hasn’t he gotten his medical license taken away yet?- nik

Thank You Nik Richie And TheDirty.com

Posted in Dirty Army Strong, South Florida, Tampa, The Dirty

Thank You Nik and TheDirty.com

THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik, I’ve been Dirty Army strong for a few years now. Your site is a blessing to the internet and is something that brings a little joy to my day. Anyway, for the last few years I was in a miserable relationship with a DreamKiller and I was too blind to realize it. When I got laid off and went back to USF to get my degree, I guess I lowered my standards a little and started dating a girl that was a little chunky…didn’t think it would turn into what it did. For the last several years I’ve gone to school full time, worked full time, and pulled sidejobs fixing computers and websites. When I got my own house, I moved her in and that’s where things went downhill. First, she started packing on the pounds…she was already a little chunky when we started dating, within a year of moving in it was like I was living with a humpback whale. Second, she never cooked or cleaned up after herself, always griping at me to clean the place up. Third, she was horrible with the rent…it was like I had to beat it out of her sometimes, but she always had money for clothes and mani/pedi’s weekly. Finally, she keeps demanding that I “shift my priorities” away from working so much and onto her. She even suggested that I not go to law school and instead “start our lives together”. Over time it was really getting to me… I was miserable, tired, and sick of busting my ass day and night with school and work for someone that didn’t appreciate it.  About 6 weeks ago, it finally clicked. I was trapped by a DreamKiller. I broke it off with her and got her out of my house and life. Within a week of her leaving, my house was absolutely spotless. I was able to get my stepbrother and a friend to move into the other rooms in my house, so now I actually have people paying a good chunk of the mortgage and bills. I also got myself into the gym and started eating right; down a few pounds already and my gut is vanishing. Finally, I went out and after a few rebounds, started dating this awesome chick that looks a lot like Bar Rafaeli, and also loves your site. She’s beautiful (+2′s and no nose job needed), intelligent, amazing in bed, has her own good-paying job, and actually wants me to do the things I am passionate about and excel in life. It’s incredible, Nik…I’ve gone from a 4.0 to like an 8.5 or so and love it.  Much thanks to you and the Dirty Army, Nik. If it weren’t for you and your site, I’d probably still be trapped in a relationship from hell and might have actually ended up marrying that chick. I’ve never been at a happier moment in my life, and it’s cause I finally cut through all the BS and just kept it real. Thanks so much bro, keep doing what you do.

Never get locked in with a loser. DreamKillers are selfish women who love to feed off your misery. Be a champion and let the right person find you. Real girls want to better themselves off your happiness.- nik