08.20.09

Back To School

Back to School

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!


Nik Richie

07.11.09

Things Are Bigger In Texas, Even Hack Jobs

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here are some more pictures of the girl with the hack-job. Seriously…the girl has her nipples hanging out ALL the time. She is always making out with beat chicks and taking pictures of it. What female would want to make out with this? Her boobs are the only thing that make her look like she has any curves at all…her calves are the size of most females arms. Her biceps are wrist size. It’s kind of disturbing. I am starting to wonder if the girl eats anything! I am also starting to wonder if her boobs stay like that when she doesn’t have a shirt on!

She sure does put a lot of stress on her +2’s… maybe because one is bigger than the other and she is trying to hide it.- nik


Nik Richie

06.15.09

Ed Farty Hits New Low

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Man how low can you go taken at a shell gas station / taco bell super classy right next to the $1 tall boys. Willis Texas that’s in the country..

No one is going to buy it. Nothing can sell in the shadow of glorious Hat & T-shirt combos.- nik


Nik Richie

05.15.09

Shim Water?

True Alien of Dallas?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it seems like Travolta’s models just seem to be getting worse and worse!! WTF is that turquois thing on the right???

When will the FDA step in and prevent that water from more turning more girls into Shims?


Nik Richie

05.14.09

TT Swim Team, Would You?

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this pic is a little old, but would you with any of them back then?

Answer: No. But I can tell you the far right is the slowest. Nice anchors.- nik


Nik Richie

05.13.09

Horsey

CUM DUMPSTER/HORSEY

CUM DUMPSTER/HORSEY

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Shakera/Shay, Why did she have to change her name a move AGAIN, because no body in dallas/San Antonio/Hunnington beach or VEGAS likes her she starts drama, tells lies, and thinks she is the hottest sh*t on planet earth. She fat or pregnant you never know with her she post it on myspace that she was expecting all a sudden you see her out drinking, This girl looks like a mix between a horse and a cow the only thing she has going for her is a boobs and she didnt even buy those. Gargle B!tch YEE-HA!

I didn’t know horses liked water?- nik


Nik Richie

05.12.09

Man Wh*re

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this douche is an STD magnet.  His name is Johnny and he will f*ck anyone who compliments his body, actually I take that back he f*cks anyone who just wants to f*ck him.  This guy sounds like a total creepy loser when he talks to girls he is a complete moron and relies on girls messaging him wanting to f*ck with his myspace and facebook pics.  Lets just say his girls aren’t the best looking girls he takes pretty much any girl who messages him, young, short, medium, tall , heavy

Does he have a front tramp stamp? For the gays.- nik


Nik Richie

05.06.09

Banging Club

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these girls are CLUB HOODRATS! Lets start with the one in purple Her name is LAURA she has 3 kids she got pregnant w her 1st one at 13! both her lil girls stay with her baby daddy and she never visits them or sees them. They cry for her at night. Her son who she favors over her daughters. Stays with her monday night -wed morning. She hits up every singe club her HOT SPOT is club Allure. She hooks up with random guys although she looks like one her self. If you buy her drinks your guarnteed to get laid! The one in black is her best friend/girlfriend Alicia they make out with eachother for drinks and have threesomes with eachother and random guys. The lil one in Blue in Nancy Lauras lil sister she idolizes her big sister so much she got knocked up at 14 and lives with her and dont care for her son either! They Think that they are hot shit and Fine if you look at all thier myspace you will see they are conceded. PLEASE HELP PUT THESE ALVIN WH*RES ON BLAST! HOUSTON NEEDS TO BE WARNED THAT THEY ARE TRASH AND UNFIT MOTHERS!

Was this picture taken at noon? Where is everybody?- nik


Nik Richie

04.24.09

The Keg Killer

THE KEG KILLER

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, THIS MY FRIEND, IS MR. NIKKO AKA, “THE KEG KILLER”. DON’T INVITE HIM TO YOUR PARTY IF YOU WANT THE KEG DRAINED….this all of course is the opposite of this individual….he gets tanked on one beer.

Killer bracelets. I thought the lei was bad…100% for the Gays.- nik


Nik Richie

04.23.09

Moley Mole

MOLE

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these are a couple girls from Texas State Girls….

You’ll never be on Playboy’s list when admissions is this lenient.- nik


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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"