THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is this a clone of MICHAEL JACKSON???? Well, she has a bad case of jungle fever. Saw her dancing on the bar at Rips & hopefully shes better coordinated in sack, which I’ve heard she isn’t. Hopefully, that got you in the sack with one of the TCU football players. After her many failed attempts of screwing the white ones, she’s definitely moved on to BIGGER things. Pun intended.

There are white TCU football players?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Shawn Vidal has been on here before and I am not surprised. He is old loser about to be like 40 this month and everybody knows because he lets all facebook know when his ghetto a** party will be at ghetto a** Rain in Fort Worth. He hangs out with nothing but young guys and girls(pretty weird, and yes everybody does question his sexuality), he lets minors in to the clubs, drives them around, and buys them drinks. Pretty scary considering his day job is at a software company that works at schools. He brags about being an alumni of TCU but I’m sure TCU is not proud to have had trash at their university. He has a disgusting mole between his eyes, needs to lose weight, and needs to check in to a retirement home. His reputation is known to take advantage of young girls while they are intoxicated. He tells everybody he is the owner of Chrome and Rain in Fort Worth and all he is is a promoter. The only reason people are his friends is because he has to buy their companionship by giving them cheap a**drinks at the club for free.What do you think of this DFW scumbag?

Looks like he coulda been a gym teacher.  Touching knees and erithang.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick is running around Dallas hooking up with dudes with money all last year. She says to help pay her bills and school. Would you hit this?  Here are some other pictures of hers that might help you make a decision.

Answer: No, please don’t waste my time with trash like this.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this *sshole right here is the king of d-bags not only does he have a blacked out d-bag 3 inch lifted truck he also has a 3 inch dick to go along with it. He drives all the around TCU and El Paso campus/dt blasting his Hannah Montana and Jonas Brother dubstep sh*t thinking he is some sort of some great f*cking guy. The funny thing is… he deals drugs on the side.. (he is from a border town) and its only a matter of time til the cops search his sh*t and deport his *ss to the depths of hell where he came from. I mean dont get me wrong here is a good looking guy with a nice strong mexican face and sucked off all his connects in mexico to get where he is at today, but i mean this women beater should be put on blast espcially here in El Paso,TX where he gets his real rep. Nik put this low grade, POS, mexican drug c*cksucker on blast. The dirty needs to invade El Paso,TX.

Why’s that one guy got a shirt on…did he pop a bone.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Most Eligible Dallas’ Glenn Pakulak hosted the Dallas Candyland Halloween Benefit this year…and what do you know, Sarah Wood (nik’s chick for those of you who aren’t dirty army strong) was in attendance. The party was full of 30 k milli’s and cougars, so her fine ass was an anomaly… Thoughts?? and should she be on the show next season?

She should be on the next season because she is crazy and will never find true love.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this CEO is the most unethical and discriminatory person in a power position as can be. She has many professionals that just leave, which means her employees turn over at rates of about 300% a year, and most want her gone.  Everyone in her community is not fooled by her fakeness, fake body parts, fake botox face, drugged mental state by taking pills to sleep and for her knee and neck pain. She is always wired or doped on something it seems and is always on a mission to ruin someones career. She is the most hated person in Irving but knows just enough that and must have partook in just enough activity to be dangerous to people who can get rid of her. She is disgusting in the way she treats people and just about everyone is looking to get her fired. She is also working very hard to create a “Death Panel” Type place at Las Colinas Hospital by kissing up to new health care reform laws doing an accountable care org. Keep vigilant and we can remove horrible people like this from affecting our lives and community.

What is she the CEO of… some Lesbian rights group?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, I think I finally found your brunette! This is Camilla Cyr and she was Miss Washington Teen USA 2010 and actually made it to the finals during Miss Teen USA. Anyway, she’s 18 or 19, graduated from Eastside Catholic High, and she’s headed to TCU in the fall. Her eyes are total dream killer’s and her body is hot.  Although she’s lacking in the +2s department, she does have a really pretty face. Is she the girl you’ve been looking for?

I want to say that she looks like a future good mother (she has the family look), but she looks so manly in her bikini picture.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I thought these girls may have what it takes. so would you?

Answer: No, their knees look scary and their heads should be switched to be in proportion with their bodies.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, heres a response to the post “sweetest and most down to earth girl”. I grew up with Ashley. Yes, she is sweet. Yes, she is smart. She is quite the little h*ebag though. Oh and she photoshops her pictures to hell. Heres what she really looks like. Enjoy! And PS…the redhead in the third picture is Amanda Ellis, the druggie school teacher that was posted on here a few months ago that you took down.

Welp, there goes that fantasy and hope for natural beauty. DIRTY ARMY crushes dreams once again.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Tara Campisi. I honestly think she’s one of the most beautiful people I’ve ever seen in real life. Her half sister is Playmate Amber Campisi (Tara got all the looks there!). I grew up with her, and not only is she drop dead gorgeous, she’s also super sweet, sensitive, smart, and has had the same boyfriend for years. Oh and she has AMAZING legs!

How much do you want to make a bet that Chewy finger-banged these girls that night? From what I have heard from another girl who has an oily complexion also, Chewy’s fingers are thicker and longer than his Chu Chu.- nik