Sunday 26th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

I’m Not Sure Where It All Went Wrong For Stripper Tesleah

November 20, 2012 Scottsdale, Tempe 15 7,420 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Tesleah Cromwell aka “Tesleah Danielle” on facebook a Tempe, AZ strippa cheated on her boyfriend who lookes like he has down-syndrome with an Oldtown Scottsdale Promoter Douchbag 30k millionaire. The stripper Tess had been dating her longtime boyfriend for like 5 years and all of a sudden got bored and cheated on her future husband with multiple dudes all throughout the Scottsdale club scene. She was a stripper and used to be a good girl until just recently. Things were so perfect with her and her boyfriend (they were so cute!) and I’m not sure what happened Nik!

You cannot be a good girl and a stripper. That makes zero sense.- nik



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This Girl Is Straight Trash

October 18, 2012 ASU, San Francisco, Tempe 2 9,897 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl walks around campus like she owns the place claiming Jimmy Tatro is either her boyfriend and/or family friend. AXO slut to the maximum. If her claim to fame is some YouTube wannabe, why is she in Tempe rather then Tuscon? Put her shit on blast..

Don’t let a few easy gregs get to your head.- nik



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Creeper Alert

September 27, 2012 Dirty Predator, Tempe 0 7,953 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Tony Cervantes. This *sshole r*ped a very good friend of mine. He pressured her into letting him come over, and he pounced on her. She kept telling him to stop but he wouldnt listen. He’s done this before and he’ll do it again. She is working on making a case against him with the police department. This sicko LOVES to prey on college girls and always brags about hot interns at his job. Spread the word before it happens to someone else!

Never trust a guy with tribals.- nik



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Dirty Darin Just Doesn’t Have Enough

September 25, 2012 ASU, Dirty Athletes, Tempe 37 7,922 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Darin Gillies. ASU Baseball athlete so we all know who were talking about. Lets seee to basically this guy is a pig, with a loud mouth and a sh*tty personality. For those that know him he’s is a cocky arrogant bastard who thinks the best of himself and in reality doesn’t see anything at all. I know you all must think that a b*tch for posting this but in the end this is what sometimes helps people change to be better. He talkes to tons of girls all the time and sex’s them online, txting, and around campus. He would be called a perv by many but a desperate f*ck by me. Oh yeah and he uses Astroglide and his right for that one! Hahahaha Darin your an *sshole, learn to be a man and take care of your responsibilities. I cant take care of this alone. And stop messing with other peoples hearts who have nothing to do with this… You know who this is!

Why’s he posing with lube like its a good thing…- nik



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Homewreckin Irene

September 20, 2012 ASU, Tempe 71 5,359 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Irene Bringas is honestly the most heartless wh*re I’ve ever been so unfortunate to meet. She comes off as this cute, sweet girl that likes to party and doesn’t do drugs. DON’T LET THIS SLOOT FOOL YOU! She will f*ck anyone, even her manager at her former work who was much older than her AND HAD A WIFE AND NEW BABY. She has obnoxiously loud sex with a house full of people right in the other room ALL THE TIME, even after telling everyone she’s on her period. GRROSSSSSS. I understand at a party every once and a while, but Jesus Christ all the time? Have a little bit of decency. She began dating a guy, made him take her out to several expensive dinners and nice dates and movies. He even spent almost $100 on her birthday present when they had only been dating a few weeks if that. Then she tells all her friends how he mistreats her and tells him she has to break up with him because her mom is setting her up with a (these are her own words) “socially awkward autistic guy that she doesn’t like, but is going to pay her way through school”. Whatthef*ckk?? Who else besides soulless gold-diggers say that? I wonder how a girl could end up like that until I see what her mom is like. This sloot walked in on her mom cheating on her fiancé (not Irene’s real father. God knows who that is.) with…. HER VERY OWN BOSS!!!! Hahaha. Like mother like daughter I suppose. Then her mom gets her boss to give Irene a car to keep her mouth shut. On top of all of this, she may legally be an adult, but she is about as smart and mature as a 6th grader and literally can’t think for herself. She got pregnant and wanted to keep her unborn child very badly, but let the baby daddy talk her into abortion. I feel bad for this sorry girl. I’m sure her upbringing was f*cked up, but this girl needs to grow the f*ck up and stop f*cking guys over and being such a heartless c*nt, otherwise everyone is always going to hate her. I sure as hell do.

Her eyebrows look like goggles.- nik



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ASU Hooker

August 7, 2012 ASU, Tempe 23 9,329 Views

ASU Hooker

ASU Hooker

ASU Hooker

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Simone Patton. The dirtiest girl in Tempe, Arizona. This girl flaunts around the streets of ASU, berating everyone she can. Nobody wants her around at their party. She attempts to sleep with every white guy she lays her eyes on and thrives to be the center of attention. Typical right? She tells everyone she is celibate, when in all reality she should be charged with multiple accounts of attempted r*pe. EVERY guy she has had sex with HATES her because she falsely accuses them of being her boyfriend. More like a one night stand. Simone brings nothing but negative energy, drama, and dirt wherever she goes. This girl is too ghetto for her own good. She starts so much unnecessary problems, and spreads nothing but fictional stories. Not to mention she has sex with guys for money to spend on her disgusting wardrobe. She dropped out of ASU for cosmetology school in hopes of becoming a future beautician. I think we all know what you’re going to be doing 10 years from now Simone.

Charged for rape…only way I see that happening is ‘her’ wiping a greg out.- nik



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