THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, check out Lawyer Mike’s newest video! I love it! I don’t know how come this guy is not signed to a major label.. He has got it all, from the appearance, to the swag, to the HITS. What you think about this one Nik, he even has his daughter on the track.
Where can I buy his CD?- nik
ALSO SEE: Lawyer Mike’s Greatest Hits
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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the barrack rat of Fort Campbell, Chelsey or Chelziee (as she tries to go by), is at it again. You know about her from the previous post that was made on January 19th, 2011 known as “The Barrack Rat of Ft. Campbell.” Not only has she cheated, screwed over her ex, fcked up his truck, and told him countless lies, but she’s onto her next man, Jeannoel Howell who is enlisted in the Army too. Please do something about this girl. She is the next Bobbi Ann Finley. She uses guys for their money, takes advantage of them when they are on deployment, and then tells them lie after lie about the money she does get from them. She is the nastiest slut ever and deserves to have her kids taken away from her and given to their father who will actually care for them. Not only did she spread lies about herself to get attention, but spread lies about the solider she was with, and his family. Need proof? It’s all on Facebook. Please Nik, put this nasty hood rat on blast! Everyone at Ft. Campbell needs to know about her and how PSYCHO SHE IS!!!
Does she feed her cheeks.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know that your site has personally had a hand in helping to right some of the injustices that your readers feel need to be brought to light. We need 10,000 signatures to send this deplorable not fit to live piece of flesh to jail for the maximum animal cruelty sentence. This psycho repeatedly tortured and murdered his family dog named Honey. After every episode of terror he would comfort her into believing she was safe and then he would start it all over. He has willingly and without any remorse plead guilty to his crimes. If you need to be convinced he is a monster read the petition. I will warn you that it is extremely upsetting and disturbing. Please post this so others can see this demon’s face and help put him away. If he is released I wholehearted believe others will suffer by his hand. http://www.thepetitionsite.com/18/maximum-penalty-for-animal-cruelty-charge-for-dustin-harrell/ That is the link to sign the petition.
This is awful.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This chick Brandi is the biggest whore ever and flirt , every ex she has she stll fcks , she stills peoples boyfriends. She gets a new boyfriend every other week . She steals peoples tattoo ideas and thinks her sh*t don’t stink yet posts emo shit 24/7. Whats worse being emo or being a fake emo!!
I’m sure this broads half the age I think she is.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ryan Edward’s (MTV Teen Mom) girlfriend Dalis Connell. She’s a sophomore at TTU for Pre-Physical Therapy & Personal Training. She seems really sweet and down to earth. From the looks of it the two are totally in love. Personally, I think she looks average, and Ryan could get a way hotter chick. But of course the only opinion that matters is yours. So Nik Richie, Would you?
Answer: No, she needs a chin implant and needs to give up on the underwear modeling, her front looks like her back.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think I got VD just from looking at this pic. I think the two flashing their butt cheeks slept with my dad, my boss, all of my friends, and the Tennessee Titans football team. How ’bout it Nik, would you “put your two cents in”?
I think I see a skinnier version of Jessica Simpson.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Joe Nichols has reportedly been having relations with Kindly Myers, Amanda Buck 50 Wyatt, 12 pack’s gal and Keith Urban’s ex mistress… and was allegedly caught in bed with ubergay debutante socialite BRENT YOUNG! It seems that Joe will stick his little willy anywhere that is a warm hole! Joe dosen’t care if it is a man, woman, or whatever! Luckily for Joe, he is a country star, because with his girl body, and small hands he’d never get laid! Imagine the diseases he’s spreading, doing men and women both? You heard it here FIRST! So remember that, when you see Joe on TMZ!
I can’t decide if this is a self post or not…well played sir, but your still a girly boy on a constant search for sugar.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Robert Martin a local nurse practitioner and his office manager wife Mary Cavadia. This University of Tennessee grad bought this girl in Columbia. Rumor is that her family moves more snow than a winter ski resort. He is currently under investigation by the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation and the State Board of Nursing. He funds his luxury lifestyle by ripping off patients and insurance companies. He has bought her a nice rack, nice car, nice house, all at our expense. This c*cksucker needs to go down!
See, guy nurses can make money too.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, has anyone seen Mike Inlow? Last I saw him, he was telling me that he was arrested for drugs and probation, but was let out by the police. That just dose not add up to me. He was arrested last summer and couldn’t make a 500$ bond, but this time he has a 5,000$ bond and gets out? Now he has disappeared off the map. Is he in rehab? prison? Florida with his mom? In witness protection? Has anyone seen MIKEY? I have emailed Purity about putting him on milk cartons. I hope no one has been doing business with him?
His mom found out and grounded him. She made him move upstairs from the basement so she can keep an eye on him, which is why he can’t sneak out anymore.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my girls and I ran into Chase this weekend at Green Hill’s mall with his “gently used” girl Cassie. Cassie was in the dressing room and Chase tried to be cute and flirt with us, like he does all girls. He told us how him and Cassie were together and he bought her a new car, and how life was beautiful. Chase then laughed and told us that thedirty.com was finally shut down and his attorney’s had it done! I checked the site from my phone later and I must admit, I believed the site was seized by the feds, and was 50/50 on Chase having a role in it. The next morning I saw that it was an April fool’s joke lol, but it looks like the joke was on 615 and all the other dirty celebrities who took credit!
Why aren’t his legs greased?- nik
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