THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, allow me to introduce to you Yana “Elizabeth” (Liz) crater face Crouch. This is one of Middle Tennessee’s easiest bags of the night. She can usually be found hanging around inside (or behind) Dirty Jim’s bar in Murfreesboro. She uses men, pretends to want to have a family with them, let’s them buy her things, then cheats on them OR begins to have an abusive relationship with them! Currently she is on probation for hitting her ex boyfriend while she was high on drugs. She spends her life gossiping about everyone she hates, (all while pretending that she is a changed Christian) being checked for drds, and picking all the acne she has plastered across her face, and plotting against the world because she is a miserable, nasty skank that everyone knows is about as easy as they come! Even her own family can’t stand her!! She’s a home wrecking whore, who’s ruined marriages and even stolen money out of the wallets of the guys she’s screwing while they were sleeping! This girl tried to get one over on me and I honestly hope that no good man ever falls for her disgusting tricks!