She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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I Can Prove You Wrong About Tennessee Girls
Posted in Nashville, Tennessee | March 10th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you said you wouldn’t touch anything from tenn but i think i can prove you wrong, what about these girls? the one on the left in black def looks like your type.
The one on the left might as well be the one on the right! Beat, would be the correct term.- nik
Tennessee Dance Team
Posted in Tennessee, The Dirty | February 8th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: nik-would you, I know you said yes to the football teams coaches wife, but what about the tenn. dance team? If it makes your answer any easier these are the sluttest girls on the team.
Answer: No, I don’t touch anything from Tennessee because they taste like Jack Daniels and have relatives with no teeth.
Kiffin and Tomlin Love Coeds and Red Cups
Posted in Dirty Athletes, Tennessee, USC | January 18th, 2010THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it is well known to all of your fans, that you are a bit harsher on USC football, than other programs. I was hopeful that this pic of the new USC football coach, Lane Kiffin, partying with a bunch of 20 somethings and Mike Tomlin (the Steelers coach), could sway you to be less critical. The pic is old, and from his Tennessee days. The people circulating the photo (bitter hicks from Tennessee) also say that Kiffin hooked up with one of the girls (not his wife) and got popped for a DUI that night, but was let go because he was Tennessee’s football coach. It could be true, but I highly doubt it, because of the timing of the story and how angry Tennesse fans are. So, does drinking out of a red cup get you better treatment and cool points, much like how silicon, equals +2 points on the attractive scale?
He is going to fail hard at USC. That program is about to go into the sh*tter.- nik
Southern Bell
Posted in Tennessee, Would You? | December 22nd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know she’s not necessarily your type, but she is CRAZY in bed… My frat brothers and I need to know nik because she is making here rounds through here. Would ya?
Answer: No, she is all eyes and mole. She is too fat in the face for my lifestyle.
Tennessee Hottie?
Posted in Tennessee, Would You? | December 17th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, See there are hot girls in Tennessee! Would you?
She may be hot by Tennessee standards, I mean you guys do love horses.- nik
4 Year Old, Drunk, In Drag, Steals Xmas Presents
Posted in Dirty News, Dirty TV, Tennessee, The Dirty | December 17th, 2009THE DIRTY ARMY: CHATTANOOGA, Tenn. (WTVC-TV) – A 4-year-old boy, beer in hand, is accused of stealing Christmas presents from his neighbors. It’s a strange story, but also a sad one.
April Wright is 21 years old and is going through a divorce with her husband who is in jail. She says she is not sure how her 4-year-old managed to get out of the house, open a beer, and steal the neighbors presents from under their tree. Now she’s just glad he’s okay and says she won’t let it happen again.
The child, Hayden Wright, was found around 1:45 am Tuesday, wandering the streets of his neighborhood. In a police reports, officers said he was wearing a little girl’s dress and drinking a beer. The police report says the child had to taken to the hospital to be treated for alcohol consumption.
Now that is the Christmas spirit.- nik
Recruiter Of Champions At Tennessee
Posted in Dirty Athletes, Memphis, Tennessee, The Dirty | December 15th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s Lacey. Recruiter extraordinaire. All big time high school football players (mostly purple crayons) should be familiar with this chick. She’s the one who brings them for a “tour” and treats them to some old fashion Southern Hospitality while they are on campus. She’s currently involved in a brewing scandal. If she manages to stay in school and out of jail.
Lane Kiffin knows exactly who this girl is and I have no doubt in my mind that his wife bakes her cookies too.- nik
TN Girls Are The Hottest
Posted in Nashville, Tennessee, Would You? | December 11th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I know you like blondes, would you?
Answer: I do like blonds if their hot..these two can’t even hied their wide chubby misshapen faces with those giant shades.- nik
Smoking Hot Tennessee Girl
Posted in Nashville, Tennessee, The Dirty, Would You? | December 3rd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok Nik, how about this Tennessee girl? I know you aren’t too keen on Hooter’s girls but c’mon. Would you?
Answer: She has a lot of key elements that I like, but she still needs work. Great jaw line, but terrible chin. She has a REFUND Gap with a Christmas nose for Santa’s sleigh. Sorry, but I don’t think I could stick it in yet.
Tenn. Coach Lane Kiffin’s Wife Layla
Posted in Tennessee, The Dirty, Would You? | September 16th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Coach Kiffin of Tenn. wife. shes pretty hot for a college football coaches wife. she sure is hotter than charlie weiss wife…2 questions. yeah shes not a typical 21 year old club bimbo/wanna be myspace model, but would you? is she the hottest wife in college football? i say yes to the 2nd question for sure.
Answer: Yes, to both questions. Her knees are a little fat, but that is one you have to take for the team as a bragger so you can have a conversation starter during half-times with your drunk buddies… “Remember the time I banged Lane Kiffin’s wife, she was a freak.”
