11.06.09

What Do You Think?

Posted in Texas-AM

What do you think?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Leah from Texas A&M, I used to be best friends with her for a while. She thinks she’s the sh*t and all and thinks she can get anyone she wants. She’s really arrogant and has this “I can get whatever I want” attitude. All in all she’s just a fake plastic doll.

I can tell her lower body is huge, just by how full her face is. It also doesn’t get anymore trashy that fishnet.- nik


Nik Richie

10.22.09

Trash Is Here

Posted in Houston, Texas-AM

Lowest trash there is

Lowest trash there is

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this ho(rs)e’s name is Ashley O*born. She definitely goes for the homerun on the first date, and as you can see, it’s usually with guys who are too lazy to put any effort into getting a hot girl. To make things worse, after the guys realize that she’s dirty and not worth it, she calls them and tells them that she’s pregnant. Is there a lower kind of trash on this earth than the chick that fakes pregnancies?

She is desperate, she has that look and those girls are the worst.  I give her a year tops before she traps someone into having a kid with her.- nik


Nik Richie

10.05.09

Hot Chick

Posted in Texas, Texas-AM

meAn bitch

meAn bitch

THE DIRTY ARMY: i think she is the hottest girl at UT? WOULD YOU NIK!

Answer: I think you crazy.  This girl has extremely fat arms and pointy boobs, keep looking.-nik


Nik Richie

09.29.09

Sexy Or Not

SEXY OR NOT?

THE DIRTY ARMY: These girls seem to always go out and party.. seems pretty desperate… tell me.. would you do any of these girls?

Answer: No. I would grab the beer and walk away.  The two girls on the right in the red look like they swapped the top and bottom of their faces…far right has a huge chin and small upper face and the other one has no chin and huge eyes and upper face.-nik


Nik Richie

09.01.09

BLONDETOURAGE, Would You Nik?

Would you with the BLONDETOURAGE?

Would you with the BLONDETOURAGE?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, four of H-towns nastiest h*es have formed the group “blondetourage” ALL of them have slept with club owners like Mazen. But would you nik?

Answer:  No, not into club rat leftovers… “Blondetourage” so original.


Nik Richie

08.25.09

Short Man Syndrome

Posted in Texas-AM

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik that little short guy in the middle of the pic is Timothy.  This guy has some serious short man syndrome.  This guy acts like a psycho, he does stupid shirt all the time like bashing things with a bat that will break or explode.  He usually wears shorts that go all the way down to his ankles, he is always talking smack and being abusive to girls even though they could probably beat him up.  Also his tattoos suck

I think he is legally a midget.- nik


Nik Richie

08.25.09

Sugar Shorts

Posted in Texas, Texas-AM

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik meet Gabriel Luna, douchebag extraordinaire.  This guy thinks he is the ultimate bad ass and thinks he will get girls that way.  He is training to be a UFC fighter, this guys arms are smaller then most, actually, all of the 3 girls he has been with. This guy claims to be hooking up with girls every weekend or at every party he goes too.  Last time I saw him at a party he tried acting all tough and started a fight with some dude who ended up beating Gabes ass down.  This guy literally smells and spends all of his time in the gym, can you say sugar shorts.

Everyone is training to be a UFC fighter, it will never happen. Let the dream go.- nik


Nik Richie

08.20.09

Back To School

Back to School

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!


Nik Richie

08.17.09

Downtown Dame

Posted in Dallas, Texas-AM

Downtown Dame

Downtown Dame

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t know how I am the first to post about this WOMANIZING @$$HOLE! He introduces himself as “Shec” (WTF kind of name is that) and come across as cute and charming…AT FIRST! I have seen him at every club in Dallas I can name, he thinks he’s cool because he friends with DJ’s and some owners. He’s has a different SK*NK on his arm every time, who he will introduce as, “My girl (Fill in random stripper name)” before quickly DITCHING them to hit on every other sl*t at the bar. Ladies don’t make the same mistake I did, If you find yourselves going home with him after this WARNING then you deserve each other! Also, he aparently goes to A&M so have fun with that aggies!

Those are chicks he’s with? I’m pretty sure the one in the red was born a man.- nik

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Nik Richie

08.13.09

Hot Aggie… Would You?

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, hot aggie. Would you?

Answer:  No, she has Erin Andrews face which means she is a squirter.


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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"