THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, do I need to say anything else?  The picture speaks for itself.  This is why raves are so dirty, all these young sl*ts go and lose respect for themselves while doing drugs.  How classy, the best is how all their parents let them walk out the house looking like this?  If your child wears more than 5 of these bracelets there is a 15000 percent chance, she is going to a rave, popping mad e, sucking up nitrous and having unprotected sex numerous times with randoms.

In some countries this is classified as rape.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Sheridan Miller, she goes to TAMU and is a pathological liar. Shes obviously starving for attention because she so damn ugly. Sorry that no one cares how much money you have, it still doesn’t make you cool. Oh, and by the way please do us all a favor and get some work done to your face, because lord knows were all sick of looking at it. Not to mention Big Bird over here wears grandma clothes 24/7, get a new wardrobe and stop wearing ugly bluejean jackets b*tch. Everyone hates your annoying loud *ss laugh, so just do us all the favor and STFU. Sheridan literally is a PSYCHO B*TCH FROM HELL. Beware, oh & if she tries telling you shes been raped, tell her to come up with a new line, because you cant rape the willing!

That is honestly the most disgusting cow I have ever seen.- nik 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl definitely is one of the fakest people I know. She claims to “hate that b*tch so bad”, but yet will turn right around and tell the girl she “loves them” and that “we should totes partyyyy!”. B*tch, get real. Every dude that actually knows her can tell you she is the EASIEST girl you will ever come across. Just tell her you go to A&M and you’re guaranteed a blow job. Don’t believe me, ask a certain group of friends. 3 of them had sex with her in a 3 month period, and she even had multiple rounds through the group. Don’t let the pictures fool you, she has a striking resemblance to a penguin. She always complains about needing to lose weight and the act that she needs to go on a diet and works out constantly, yet she can’t put food or the cock down to save her life. Warning: having relations with this girl can cause suicidal thoughts, itching similar to crabs, and a very high-pitched annoying ringing sensation in your ears.

Be yourself, Snooki is already taken.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is a sneaky bastard. He has slept with ten girls, two of which, were my best friends. And worst of all, he slept with them after me!!! He wasn’t even that big. After f*cking, he even manipulates all the girls to do his homework! The worst part is he didn’t even cuddle with me after he finished. He just left to get high and hang with his “bros/” If you ever see this guy, flip him off, even your finger is bigger than his greg!

I thought he slept with your friends, not you…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kaitlyn Reed. She’s been a slut from a young age, she’s had to switch a few high schools from everyone hating her for being such a wh*re. Kaitlyn likes to go bigg.. she’s fcked 2 guys in one day at Chillifest in a Port-A-Potty, But that wasn’t outrageous enough.. Few months later f8cked a guy bent over an AC unit outside a party for anyone to watch. Her number has racked the past few years, your guess is as good as mine.. This tall skank should just go back to Salado or pretty much anywhere else. Kaitlyn you do NOT go to A&M so quit acting like it AND btw you look like an idiot when you try to bend down to reach normal height in pics with your friends. Your father passing away is NOT an excuse to get with every guy in College Station, Austin, San Marcoss, etc. Guys if you want a sloppy, drunk sl*ttt with daddy issues then call this girl up right heree!

She only looks tall cause of her forehead.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, here is a friend of mine which I will keep anonymous but he use to date Sara Leal at Texas A&M and is pretty happy about this situation.  Because the fact that Ashton Kutcher and him are now Cock Brothers means a lot to him.  I think anyone associated with Sara Leal right about now is pretty excited to be friends with a famous person.

I wonder if Sara Leal can get a guest spot on 2 and 1/2 men?- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Amie Ragsdale…sweet sweet Amie who is currently dating an amazing guy named Josh.  Sweet amie was such a wholesome girl in high school. Goals, dreams, hopes….and apparently a hunger for C**k? Who woulda thunk it!? Fast foward a couple years after highschool….meet Amie the Aggie using mommy and daddys money to fly all the way to cali to be in a porno! Gig em Ags! Here’s the link to the amazing video of what Texas A&M has truly taught her. BTW Amie…LOVE the AGGIES shirt you are wearing in the interview. Nice touch sweetie.  Click here to see what happens when you send your daughter to college.

I always think it’s the fathers fault when their daughters do porn. The fathers are the ones that pass on the mental sex chip.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this guy is Gabriel Florentino, a latino guy who believes the sh*t, he always try to hit on girls by saying that he is rich, that is very popular in his country, that he knows all the owners of the bars, etc….. he says he is a millionaire, that he owns a lot of things, but the truth is that not even his “friends” likes him….. my roommate told me that this guy likes to drug girls so he can have sex with them, after he do what he wants, he takes pictures of the girls naked…. He has been seen with Sarah Matthews, the latino predator… Gabriel always begs to his friends to barrow him some money so he can go out with the girls and invite them for some shots so the girls believes that he is loaded..He has been caught smoking pot on his apartment; the police even arrested him once… he is only 18 years old and pretends to be older. GIRLS WATCH OUT! DONT BELIEVE WHAT THIS GUY SAYS! HE LIKES TO PARTY AT HOOKAH STATION LOCATED ON NORTH GATE, SO IF YOU SEE THIS GUY, TAKE CARE PLEASE! he took naked pictures to my roommate! This guy is Gabriel Florentino, a latino guy who believes the shit, he always try to hit on girls by saying that he is rich, that is very popular in his country, that he knows all the owners of the bars, etc….. he says he is a millionaire, that he owns a lot of things, but the truth is that not even his “friends” likes him….. my roommate told me that this guy likes to drug girls so he can have sex with them, after he do what he wants, he takes pictures of the girls naked…. He has been seen with Sarah Matthews, the latino predator…Gabriel always begs to his friends to barrow him some money so he can go out with the girls and invite them for some shots so the girls believes that he is loaded..He has been caught smoking pot on his apartment; the police even arrested him once… he is only 18 years old and pretends to be older. GIRLS WATCH OUT! DONT BELIEVE WHAT THIS GUY SAYS! HE LIKES TO PARTY AT HOOKAH STATION LOCATED ON NORTH GATE, SO IF YOU SEE THIS GUY, TAKE CARE PLEASE! he took naked pictures to my roommate!

If he has Braces he is really just asking for it.- nik 

THE DIRTY ARMY: allison lopez, she really is a dirty girl indeed! you see allison lopez has drd’s but even though she knows about it she continues to screw around!! she talks soo much behind her so called homegirls back and try’s to sleep with their boyfriends (remember drd’s) now she has her bff who also has a disease i even know a gurl who caught it from her unfaithful boyfriend because he had relations with her bff! allison thinks she’s hot sh*t but really she’s not evrything is fat she even try’d to say she was going to sleep with my man to get back at me… really? he totaly rejected her even let her know get a clue!! she’s soo dirty wut kind of person spreads  around to unknowing guys who probably go home and kiss their girlfriends or their kids and stuff. when she’s down town she goes with guys she doesnt even know how gross!! and to top it all off lady’s and gentleman she still wet’s the bed and it’s a known fact!

Allison you have a serious muffin top, not sure if you’re aware of this.  Keep it covered.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this thing here is named Krystal Vivier. The midget is a BIG two timing sk*nk. A friend of mine told me in high school she went down on several guys in the back of the school bus for attention. She actually spread rumors about her own sex life in high school to get popular and then tried crying to get sympathy from other people asking why people would talk sh*t. She’s cheated numerous times on her fiance Landon, who I hear is a pastor’s son. She supposedly goes to church every Sunday and fakes being a Christian. Yet on the weekends she is partying hard in College Station dancing on top of guys “GREGS” while totally wasted. Luckily for her, her fiance has no idea what she does and who she dates on the side. And the only reason why she sticks around with him is because he’s loaded!!!!! He’s an heir to his old man’s fortune. I guess the apple doesn’t fall too far from the tree. It’s been said that she’s become an exact replica of her mother. After finding out her mother slept with 3 other men while married to her dad, he commited suicide. I feel sorry for her mothers new husband. He’s in the hospital and she’s sure got that BIG fat life insurance policy on him.

Why is she trying to make it her life goal to dress like a prostitute.- nik