Fugly Gold Digger

May 11, 2010 New York, San Antonio, Texas-AM, Would You? 7

Fugly Gold Digger!!

Fugly Gold Digger!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This hoe thinks she’s the sh*t, her name is Valene T. Shes the most obnoxious pathetic loser Ive ever met. She likes to use men for their money but doesnt sleep with them. Beware!! She now lives in New York and seems like she’s trying to be a socialite but is not gonna happen. Her poor soul thinks people like her but what she doesnt know is that alot of these people dislike her.. many of these people dont say no to her because they feel sorry for her stupid sorry *ss!! She’s fake and dramatic. Believe me, I know. What do you think?

I don’t like her thumbs and I think the only guy she used for money was you, she clearly is obsessed with gregs.- nik



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Craziest Twins You Will Ever Meet

April 29, 2010 Texas-AM, Would You? 13

Craziest twins you will ever meet

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Meet, Melissa and Allison G**. They are the craziest twins from Brenham. Melissa, got knocked up on purpose to keep her boyfriend, from choosing a girl named Chasidy instead of her. Allison, is crazy obsessed with her ex Dustin, and now new ex, David. Who left her, cause she was crazy insane obsessed with him. They are attractive twins, but not worth the baggage, put them on blast. The world needs to know to be careful. Melissa was also unsure if her baby daddy was the baby daddy, haha. I must ask, would you with either?

Answer: No, their noses are bigger then their chin.



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Houston’s #1 Fat Sloot

April 28, 2010 Houston, Texas-AM 32

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik it is no surprise that Haley A. is back on here. Everyone knows she’s a thief, a fat f*ck with fake t*ts, a barbaby that will f*ck any guy that looks at her, a liar to her dead “fiance” that she cheated on and overall a stupid c*nt. of course not you nik, but she needs to be put here not once not twice but called out everyday for the things this little girl does. oh and check out her selection of men. .

She is addicted to gregs, she might as well become an escort/hook the guys couldn’t get any grimier…I like how she is with 3 different guys while she is rocking the broken finger.- nik



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Burnt Bacons New Guy

March 15, 2010 Dallas, Texas-AM 8

Burnt Bacons new guy?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I went to highschool with this guy and have lost touch but a buddy of mine claims he lives at the same complex as Burnt Bacon and is all over her. Do me a favor and get the army on this one and figure out what the story is. Odds are hes FORGY. Thanks..

He is not, doesn’t look rich enough…he may have hired her for a night or two though.- nik



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You Sure About This Nik

February 23, 2010 Houston, Texas-AM, Would You? 3


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you once stated in your Texas A&M archives that with a gun to your head you would the one on the left. I am seriously concerned for your health my friend… With a second consideration and the after photos are you sure you wouldn’t rather take the bullet? I know this girl and was sincerely dissappointed when I saw the quality with which you were settling! Please take this opportunity to apologize and atone for your mistake! And trust me you would need to visit your local free clinic for serious testing after your evening with her she has been run through by most of A&M… Take the bullet Nik Take the bullett!

I don’t recall saying that I would, I mean obviously I wouldn’t. She has bigger arms then me and a hybrid of a horse and a chipmunk for a face.- nik



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The Russian

February 12, 2010 Dallas, Texas-AM, Would You? 31

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is Nadya she thinks she is god gift to earth. She thinks everyone owes something to her and how good she looks with her +2s. personally I think she needs a serious nose job. her pick up line is how she was born in Ukraine and moved her when little ….. so Nik, would you?

Answer: no. Look at those shoulder rolls, I won’t even mention the face.



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Red Headed Sloot

January 22, 2010 Texas-AM, Would You? 10

Red Headed Slut

Red Headed Slut

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This girl is the biggest (literally the biggest) slut in Corpus. She sleeps with at least three guys at a time, and wanted to get her apartment fixed faster so she slept with the maintance man at her apartment. soooo i have to know… would you?

Obviously not.  she looks like a lawn gnome.- nik



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Special Driver

December 3, 2009 Dirty Rides, San Antonio, Texas-AM 22

special driver

special driver

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik on a very sunny day, this young male likes to have fun posing through various cars. Notice that the shades he has takes the girls breaths away with his swagga, pimpulatious, no p*ssy take on this. (“Domestics always beat imports anyday!”) Don’t matter the make or model of the car, it always has been the importance of this same very masculine pose.

I feel like he probably works at a car rental place.- nik

 



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