Sunday 19th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

From SA To Texas State

May 26, 2010 San Antonio, Texas-AM 19 6,469 Views

A SKANKAHOLIC FROM SA TO TEXAS STATE

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This girls name is Stephanie Ca*** and she is the SKANK of all skanks. She started her Jr. skank days at Marshall high school where she f*cked the whole class of 2007, not to mention all of her so called “best friends” boyfriends”. She is known for her awesome DSL lips and her “giving it up” the first time she meets you. This bitch thinks she is super HOTT and no one is as good as her. She goes around talking sh*t about how she “hates girl who are sluts” and she wishes everyone else could be more like her. Many people have beaten her ass and it’s still not enough to shut this bitch up. She needs to wake up and realize NO ONE LIKE YOU, you’re an ugly fat whore who needs to just break up with your bf (who she cheats on him all the time and she runs back to him). Now she has left San Antonio because she had no more friends because she has fu*ked too many guys and now attends TEXAS STATE where she has upgraded her skankness. She has been having a blast and enjoying her fresh meat f*ck feast and she has already made a horrible reputation for herself and people want that whore to just leave people alone and shut the f*ck up. You life is a wreck and you have no room to be talking shit about other people when you need to look in the mirror. Nik please put this bitch in her place.

That is one rough face, I don’t think you could photoshop someone to make them look that bad.- nik



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Total Home Wrecker

May 18, 2010 Houston, Texas-AM 157 9,261 Views

Total whore, I mean homewrecker

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let’s get one thing straight, this bitch is an absolute wh*re. Her name is Mariel Jean Atk**s and has spread her liver lips one too many times. As a Waller High graduate (class of ’99) and a Texas A&M graduate (class of ’03) she has no doubt given more rides than metro. So what is my beef? She has decided to destroy a family. By rolling out her rank vagina, a wife, daughter and son are now without their father. In her world it is all about moving up in the world and anyone’s cost. She was is somehow a model, thanks to A LOT of photoshop help, and ironically the “Babe of the moment”. We all flush better looking things than this skank but the smell is most likely the same. Sure it takes 2 to get it on but there appears to be a trend with this waste of human flesh. Her family has a Facebook page which should be blasted as well. All Aggies should be insulted that she is associated with them and should completely shun her fat, nasty ass. Please Nik, put her child bearing hips on blast and try to make her your Mona Lisa #2. She’s a nothing but a Jay Leno looking wh*re!

I don’t understand why people throw away their futures with chicks that look like men! She probably busts slabs with her boss at work to keep her job too.- nik



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Fugly Gold Digger

May 11, 2010 New York, San Antonio, Texas-AM, Would You? 7 8,383 Views

Fugly Gold Digger!!

Fugly Gold Digger!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This hoe thinks she’s the sh*t, her name is Valene T. Shes the most obnoxious pathetic loser Ive ever met. She likes to use men for their money but doesnt sleep with them. Beware!! She now lives in New York and seems like she’s trying to be a socialite but is not gonna happen. Her poor soul thinks people like her but what she doesnt know is that alot of these people dislike her.. many of these people dont say no to her because they feel sorry for her stupid sorry *ss!! She’s fake and dramatic. Believe me, I know. What do you think?

I don’t like her thumbs and I think the only guy she used for money was you, she clearly is obsessed with gregs.- nik



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Craziest Twins You Will Ever Meet

April 29, 2010 Texas-AM, Would You? 13 5,050 Views

Craziest twins you will ever meet

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Meet, Melissa and Allison G**. They are the craziest twins from Brenham. Melissa, got knocked up on purpose to keep her boyfriend, from choosing a girl named Chasidy instead of her. Allison, is crazy obsessed with her ex Dustin, and now new ex, David. Who left her, cause she was crazy insane obsessed with him. They are attractive twins, but not worth the baggage, put them on blast. The world needs to know to be careful. Melissa was also unsure if her baby daddy was the baby daddy, haha. I must ask, would you with either?

Answer: No, their noses are bigger then their chin.



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Houston’s #1 Fat Sloot

April 28, 2010 Houston, Texas-AM 32 7,523 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik it is no surprise that Haley A. is back on here. Everyone knows she’s a thief, a fat f*ck with fake t*ts, a barbaby that will f*ck any guy that looks at her, a liar to her dead “fiance” that she cheated on and overall a stupid c*nt. of course not you nik, but she needs to be put here not once not twice but called out everyday for the things this little girl does. oh and check out her selection of men. .

She is addicted to gregs, she might as well become an escort/hook the guys couldn’t get any grimier…I like how she is with 3 different guys while she is rocking the broken finger.- nik



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Burnt Bacons New Guy

March 15, 2010 Dallas, Texas-AM 8 8,655 Views

Burnt Bacons new guy?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I went to highschool with this guy and have lost touch but a buddy of mine claims he lives at the same complex as Burnt Bacon and is all over her. Do me a favor and get the army on this one and figure out what the story is. Odds are hes FORGY. Thanks..

He is not, doesn’t look rich enough…he may have hired her for a night or two though.- nik



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