THE DIRTY ARMY: They Call him the Scam man…likes to pretend he has money and opens cash tabs at bars and runs out on them…Douche for sure.
Do bars still do cash tabs? Morons.- nik
Texas-AM
Banging Club
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these girls are CLUB HOODRATS! Lets start with the one in purple Her name is LAURA she has 3 kids she got pregnant w her 1st one at 13! both her lil girls stay with her baby daddy and she never visits them or sees them. They cry for her at night. Her son who she favors over her daughters. Stays with her monday night -wed morning. She hits up every singe club her HOT SPOT is club Allure. She hooks up with random guys although she looks like one her self. If you buy her drinks your guarnteed to get laid! The one in black is her best friend/girlfriend Alicia they make out with eachother for drinks and have threesomes with eachother and random guys. The lil one in Blue in Nancy Lauras lil sister she idolizes her big sister so much she got knocked up at 14 and lives with her and dont care for her son either! They Think that they are hot shit and Fine if you look at all thier myspace you will see they are conceded. PLEASE HELP PUT THESE ALVIN WH*RES ON BLAST! HOUSTON NEEDS TO BE WARNED THAT THEY ARE TRASH AND UNFIT MOTHERS!
Was this picture taken at noon? Where is everybody?- nik
The Keg Killer
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, THIS MY FRIEND, IS MR. NIKKO AKA, “THE KEG KILLER”. DON’T INVITE HIM TO YOUR PARTY IF YOU WANT THE KEG DRAINED….this all of course is the opposite of this individual….he gets tanked on one beer.
Killer bracelets. I thought the lei was bad…100% for the Gays.- nik
Moley Mole
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these are a couple girls from Texas State Girls….
You’ll never be on Playboy’s list when admissions is this lenient.- nik
Party Bus or STD Bus?
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Brian again with his douche bag friends! This is what they call the party bus. They like to get young girls to come on so that they can get them drunk and have sex with them. They are all disgusting and any girl should stay far far away. The bus has been coined the STD bus for a reason.
They should spend less on partying and more money on Rogaine. The crops are withering.- nik
One Size Fits All
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I ran across this pic on some chicks myspace…i cannot believe she thinks this shi* is sexy…nik lets be honest now, what is wrong with this girl?
What isn’t wrong with her might be easier to handle.- nik
Rabbit Or Horse?
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, oh gosh… where do i start with this b*tch. first off, her name is emily, i’ve seen her on here once before, and this wh*re thinks she is God’s greatest gift to earth. she lives in river oaks and thinks she can just f*cking walk into any club and people will just bow down to her. i’m pretty sure you’re the BIGGEST club rat sk*nk known to man kind, knowing you’ve f*cked bouncers, promoters, AND their dealers. she hangs out at bond, vintage, rich’s and a lot of other trashy houston hot spots. as you can see from these amazing photos, she’s REAL classy. poor girl.
I really hope the existence of Pucker makes this trend die.- nik
Douchebag
THE DIRTY ARMY: so nik this guy has been trying to hook up wtih me and trying to get me to send him dirty pics but only has like the same pics for me so pretty sure this dudes just trying to scam me i’ve seen other myspaces with his pics so either he’s real and people wanna be hhim or he’s pulling sh*t with me help a girl out nik put this guy on blast so we can find the real dude.
He spray tans, he is definitely for the gays.- nik
Same Face Champion?
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I’m sure that your crack staff of investigators have seen this but i thought that you’d like to view the ultimate Same-Face.
I’m not sure if even the Dirty Army would be able to find a pic of her without that ridiculous face.- nik
Cake Face Princess
THE DIRTY ARMY: NIK THIS BEAT CHICK IS NEW TO UR SITE LETS GIVE HER A TOUR! HER NAME IS MAYRA AND SHE IS DATING THIS LITTLE SHIMP NAME ARTHUR. HE SEEMS LIKE HE TAKES CARE OF HIS FAMILY BUT HE CANT FIGHT WORTH SHIT HE GOT HIS AZZ BEAT BY ANOTHER SHIMP NAME ARTHUR THAT IS HER X LOL LOL LOL! WELL BACK TO HER SHE IS BEING PUT ON HERE BECAUSE THIS GIRL WRITES HOW SHE HAD TWO KIDS AND STILL LOOKS LIKE A ROCKSTAR OH AND SHE CLAIMS SHE IS A PRICNCESS?!?! SHE OVER LOADS ON THE EYE MAKEUP TO THE EXTREEM, CANT IMAGINE WHAT SHE LOOKS LIKE WITHOUT THE CAKE FACE? SHE WAS BORN AND RAISED STRAIGHT UP FROM THE FUNKIEST TRAILOR MANKIND HAS EVER MADE, THAT TRAILOR LOOKS LIKE IT WAS THE FIRST TRAILOR MADE! I GUESS NOW THAT SHE FINALLY MOVED OUT OF IT SHE IS A LITTLE BETTER THAN EVERYONE ELSE? SAD! ALL I HAVE TO TELL HER WHEN SHE READS THIS IS B*T*CH BACK OFF MY FAMILY IS BETTER, MY HUSBAND OUT DOES YOUR SAD LITTLE SHIMP ANY TIME!
I think it’s time for that Shim to up the hormone supplements.- nik
