11.12.09

Texas State

Posted in Texas

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THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik,  this girl is running to your glory?

I never new pigs could run so fast.- nik


Nik Richie

11.04.09

I Am The Coolest

Posted in Dallas, Texas, The Dirty

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this Itallion guido douche is Gage Nev*l*.  This guy is a spoiled little rich kid who wastes all his parents money trying to fit in.  This guy is 18 and gets anything he wants, he buys cars, guns and friends..I wonder what his parents would think if he was spreadin all their wealth.  He walks around calling himself the Itallion Stallion and by far is the cockiest guy I know.  This guy has pipes dreams of becoming a music producer, he is trying to get his one group big time by spending sh*t loads of money on them..too bad they suck.  Dude needs to get a real job and stop being a spoiled lil b*tch.

Who the hell thinks it is cool to take pictures in front of an Acura?- nik


Nik Richie

10.23.09

Real Or Fake?

Posted in Dallas, Texas

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I have not seen this girl, Sara, in a while and she suddenly has amazing breasts. She claims they are real while friends and I beg to differ. They just look to perfect. I mean f*cking perfect spheres…. Can you please lend your wisdom and solve this mystery??? She is obvious to find in the pics because she is the one with the great rack..

Fake.  There is no way those are real, I bet she claims it because she works out.- nik


Nik Richie

10.21.09

The Real Audi-Gay

Posted in Dallas, Texas, The Dirty

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Josh 30k douchebag extraordinaire.  I don’t even know where to start with this guy…Apparently he was a 14 year old phenom and started to design shirts for christian audigier, too bad he only owns 2 of their shirts which he wears over and over again.  He is trying to be a promoter (his life goal is to be a promoter…seriously) because he knows some guy who promotes and is always hanging around girls.  He also claims to work with a bunch of people in the fashion industry and many artists in the music industry like; Lil Wayne, Birdman, Busta Rhymes, Juelze Santana, Big Boi, Gucci Mane, T-Pain, Twista and many more.  This guy is a joke he worked at the Gap, Nordstroms and Bebe for a bit until he creeped everyone out and got fired.  This guy goes in to the mall every week to try and get a new job there because of all the girls he meets lol.  Who the f*ck shows up to a mall in a suit to do interviews for jobs which make minimum wage.  Oh forgot to mention all the cars this guy says he has, actually I don’t think I need to, lets just say his boy Lil Wayne might even be inpressed with all his whips.  Cause I mean if you were making hundreds of thousands of dollars a year why not splurge on a few cars…Nik blast this douche his gay dog and his 2 Christian shirts he owns.

Just throwing this out there, but any dude who carries a dog around like that is FORGY.  Why isn’t this guy asking Christian for a hand out?- nik


Nik Richie

10.19.09

Let Me Get That Door For You… And Your Zipper

Posted in Dallas, Texas

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the girl in the middle in the top pic and on the left in the bottom is Tiffany Mich*ll a ditz.  This girl just turned 21 and is too young and stupid to realize how small the world is, or just Texas lol..anyways this little sl*t thinks she can run around town playing her boyfriend and using every semi rich guy.  The guy in the top pic bending her over is her douche DJ boyfriend and the guy in the bottom pic (lets call this exhibit A) is an example of one of the many guys she fools around with (and by that I mean f*cks).  Anyways Nik this girl is a promoter lol she pretty much just has guys she has to get into clubs like exhibit A and will tool around town these guys who are just trying to get in her pants.  So they pretty much just help her keep her job and she helps them out with their blue balls aka sleeps with…This chick thinks she is hot sh*t she rags on every other slutty girl when she is one in the same.  She is too dumb to realize how small the world is and that people especially in the industry talk, bitch just hasn’t been caught yet so I thought I would help out her boyfriend maybe help her realize how much of a trainwreck she is.  B*tch needs to learn a lesson sleeping with clients is never good for business.

Sounds like a DREAMKILLER to me!!!!!- nik


Nik Richie

10.19.09

Cotton Bowl

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check this UT Dirty Drunk out… School pride at its best!

Anybody know this guy?- nik


Nik Richie

10.15.09

Good Trouble

Posted in Austin, Texas

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THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, this is Erika R*yna, She is very nice and sweet. I just wanted to give her props for still being a straight arrow. She is always waving off dead beats at Hooters and has higher goals. (P.S. don’t know hiw high goals are set at Hooters) LMAO So Please show her a little love and motivation to stay on the right path.

I didn’t know Hooters customers enjoyed staring at saggers while eating their undercooked chicken.- nik


Nik Richie

10.14.09

Bike Jumper

Posted in Dallas, Texas, Would You?

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THE DIRTY ARMY: ok so where do i begin Nik….. This is Courtney C*ark from Dallas, she is what we like to call a “bike jumper”. You see, not everybody can have this name, you have to earn it. If you are a stunter/promoter/douche bag she will be all over your nuts in no time. Especially if youre a stunter… ive had many guys tell me she wont go away and drools all over them. very creepy. She follows these guys around to every stunt spot, and takes all kinds of pictures with them and immediately puts them on her myspace as soon as she gets home just so everyone can see she’s hanging out with the “cool kids”… She rides a motorcycle (haha no nevermind, she brings her motorcycle to the stunt spot and never gets it down from the back of her truck) she claims “she doesnt ride street anymore” so i guess she’s some big time stunter chick now?! bwahahaha right.
She sits in the mirror for hours putting on a Mac force field, takes pix of different style ways she knows how to put eye make up on and uploads them to her “make up album”. Okay sweetie…we get it, you finally graduated from mascara to eyeliner. Nobody gives a sh!t!! Nik, please put this girl on blast, im thinking she needs to come down a couple notches. So here’s the famous question, would you???

Answer: no. Her face looks like a box, her forehead is flat straight and huge.  I also hate penciled on eyebrows.-nik


Nik Richie

10.08.09

Dr. Moron

Posted in Austin, Texas

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this douche calls himself Dr. Bad Ass.  This guy thinks he is still 20 or something, I think you call these guys trouts.  His wife girlfriend or whatever he calls it is a butch dude I have decided.  He goes out with her but still hits on young girls with her, I think she may be a tranny.  Anyways Dr. Karl, i mean dr. bad ass is a dentist not a doctor, stop telling people your a doctor.  This fool still acts like he is part of a frat, I would never trust him with my teeth he may be too hung over to operate.

Anyone can be a Dentist these days, I bet anything those are the ladies that clean your teeth (the shims in underwear).- nik


Nik Richie

10.06.09

The Renegade

Posted in Austin, Texas, The Dirty

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, no shoes, ankle monitoring device… but at least she’s going to school, right?

What a University of Texas hood rat.  Are you sure that is not her iPod with one of those cool workout holding devices?  I don’t see any pockets… Just Sayin’.- nik


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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"