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Trashy Ashley

Posted in Houston, Texas | March 12th, 2010

Trashy Ashley

Trashy Ashley

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ashley S**** she thinks she’s the hottest sh*t. She has done every guy she has ever met and every drug imaginable. She drinks until she passes out–I used to live with this girl–she’s so nasty she lets her dog sh*t all around her room and doesn’t clean it up. Half the time her room smells like p*ssy and sh*t, she’s for sure a DRD. Please tell her what’s up Nik because she obviously doesn’t know. .

She actually has her greg tucked out the backside and is using the urinal. It’s a standard tranny move.- nik

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Can’t Deny This Dime Piece

Posted in Austin, San Antonio, Texas, The Dirty, Would You? | March 11th, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo Nik I got a Dime that I already know you and every other swingin Di*k in the dirty army would love to smash (present company included)…her names Sarah Al***er…Met her the other week and Im def a big fan…she was actually pretty decent to talk to with as well ..funny/witty …so Nik would you?

Answer:  Sarah and I know each other… she tried to sneak away from her boyfriend when I was in Austin hosting an event.  I did not (fat arms).

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K-Rock The Wrestler

Posted in Texas, Texas Tech | March 11th, 2010

K-Rock????

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this boy is a lying and cheating douchebag. He had a girlfriend that he claimed he was in love with and wanted to marry but in reality he was really cheating on her and also having high school girls send him nude pictures. He will tell you what you want to hear but turn around and do the complete opposite. He wouldn’t even stick up for his own “girlfriend”. He definitley spends way too much with his “boys” to be straight anyways. They are always together so much that these many k-feds made up a wanna be rap group….like they’ll go anywhere. who goes by ROCK anyways?! sorry you’re not a wrestler!

Does he think being a wrestler intimidates people or makes him cool? maybe to the highschool girls he hits on.- nik

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Would You Texas?

Posted in Texas, Would You? | March 11th, 2010

El Paso, Texas

El Paso, Texas

THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Brandi, to get straight to it…would you?.

ANSWER: No, she has a bubble face and her chest looks like it hits her knees.- nik

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Manwhore/Pedophile

Posted in Austin, Texas | March 11th, 2010

Man-whore

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This guy is the biggest slut I know. He’s 23 years old and refuses to date anyone older than 18. In fact, the last girl he was screwing was 16 years old. Worst part about that is he has a daughter thats almost a year old. Definition of douchebag..

Its because noone his age would be stupid enough to raise his baby.- nik

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Thanks For Leaving Austin

Posted in Austin, Los Angeles, Texas | March 11th, 2010

Drinking her life away

Drinking her life away

Drinking her life away

THE DIRTY ARMY: I couldn’t decide between same-face or SGM. Shim kind has both of them going on….Anyway, this is the infamous sl*t bag bottle rat, Katheryan. I’m just glad she’s OUT OF AUSTIN….She recently relocated to LA from Austin, but I fear she’s not cool enough to hang out with the Cali scissor gang mafia. Nik, what do you think?

I think she needs to cut calories by 2000 a day if she wants to be accepted in LA.- nik

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Sucks You Can’t Buy Happiness

Posted in Austin, Texas | March 10th, 2010

can't buy happiness

can't buy happiness

can't buy happiness

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this would be Leeanne C*llen. She rich as hell, well at least her family is, and she uses her money to buy barres and all sorts of pills. She thinks she is sexy as hell and to be honest she use to be. someone tell this fat *ss that she isn’t sexy and to stop popping all those pills!

This is what happens when you eat pez (pills) all day. You become a recluse and gain tons of weight.- nik

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Too Much Fish Face

Posted in Austin, Fish Lips, Texas | March 10th, 2010

Fish Face

Fish Face

Fish Face

THE DIRTY ARMY: Ok Nik, Does this girl have her face permanently set this way or does she actually think this pose makes her look cute?

I had to delete the other 10 of these pictures , cause I know much like me nobody wants to see anymore of this guy.- nik

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Momma Says

Posted in Austin, Texas | March 9th, 2010

Mother of the year! HAHA

THE DIRTY ARMY: Mar*a is a stripper at Doll ho*se in killeen, tx. She is married to a soldier, has a boyfriend, one of her baby’s daddys lives with her and she is pregnant with another soldiers kid! She is 30 years old and thinks that everyone loves her. She has two kids by different guys. I waitress where she works and I can’t stand the fact that she thinks that she is cream of the crop. She always talks about how much money she makes, when the lap dances their are only $20! Nik, I love your site! Would you with “amber” her stripper name! lol Dirty Army strong! Heres some pictures for you to base your decision. Love ya, Katie.

Chick is dirty, a true sloot…her kids must have a very confusing life.- nik

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More On Dallas Twins

Posted in Dallas, Texas | March 9th, 2010

More on Dallas Twins

More on Dallas Twins

More on Dallas Twins

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Saw your post on the “Dallas Twins.” Her name is Marla Ca**. She’s bad news. While that only included one of the twins, here are pictures of both. Chick literally never smiles in any of her pictures. Can you really trust a girl that won’t show any teeth? Apparently she taught her sister and boyfriend the same pose. If it is any consolation, at least she recently upgraded to +2’s!

Also See: Dallas twins

They are a bunch of tricksters, not smiling to hide their bird mouth, sticking out their chest and whatever else it takes to try and make themselves look good.- nik

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