
THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, this girl is running to your glory?
I never new pigs could run so fast.- nik



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this Itallion guido douche is Gage Nev*l*. This guy is a spoiled little rich kid who wastes all his parents money trying to fit in. This guy is 18 and gets anything he wants, he buys cars, guns and friends..I wonder what his parents would think if he was spreadin all their wealth. He walks around calling himself the Itallion Stallion and by far is the cockiest guy I know. This guy has pipes dreams of becoming a music producer, he is trying to get his one group big time by spending sh*t loads of money on them..too bad they suck. Dude needs to get a real job and stop being a spoiled lil b*tch.
Who the hell thinks it is cool to take pictures in front of an Acura?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I have not seen this girl, Sara, in a while and she suddenly has amazing breasts. She claims they are real while friends and I beg to differ. They just look to perfect. I mean f*cking perfect spheres…. Can you please lend your wisdom and solve this mystery??? She is obvious to find in the pics because she is the one with the great rack..
Fake. There is no way those are real, I bet she claims it because she works out.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Josh 30k douchebag extraordinaire. I don’t even know where to start with this guy…Apparently he was a 14 year old phenom and started to design shirts for christian audigier, too bad he only owns 2 of their shirts which he wears over and over again. He is trying to be a promoter (his life goal is to be a promoter…seriously) because he knows some guy who promotes and is always hanging around girls. He also claims to work with a bunch of people in the fashion industry and many artists in the music industry like; Lil Wayne, Birdman, Busta Rhymes, Juelze Santana, Big Boi, Gucci Mane, T-Pain, Twista and many more. This guy is a joke he worked at the Gap, Nordstroms and Bebe for a bit until he creeped everyone out and got fired. This guy goes in to the mall every week to try and get a new job there because of all the girls he meets lol. Who the f*ck shows up to a mall in a suit to do interviews for jobs which make minimum wage. Oh forgot to mention all the cars this guy says he has, actually I don’t think I need to, lets just say his boy Lil Wayne might even be inpressed with all his whips. Cause I mean if you were making hundreds of thousands of dollars a year why not splurge on a few cars…Nik blast this douche his gay dog and his 2 Christian shirts he owns.
Just throwing this out there, but any dude who carries a dog around like that is FORGY. Why isn’t this guy asking Christian for a hand out?- nik



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the girl in the middle in the top pic and on the left in the bottom is Tiffany Mich*ll a ditz. This girl just turned 21 and is too young and stupid to realize how small the world is, or just Texas lol..anyways this little sl*t thinks she can run around town playing her boyfriend and using every semi rich guy. The guy in the top pic bending her over is her douche DJ boyfriend and the guy in the bottom pic (lets call this exhibit A) is an example of one of the many guys she fools around with (and by that I mean f*cks). Anyways Nik this girl is a promoter lol she pretty much just has guys she has to get into clubs like exhibit A and will tool around town these guys who are just trying to get in her pants. So they pretty much just help her keep her job and she helps them out with their blue balls aka sleeps with…This chick thinks she is hot sh*t she rags on every other slutty girl when she is one in the same. She is too dumb to realize how small the world is and that people especially in the industry talk, bitch just hasn’t been caught yet so I thought I would help out her boyfriend maybe help her realize how much of a trainwreck she is. B*tch needs to learn a lesson sleeping with clients is never good for business.
Sounds like a DREAMKILLER to me!!!!!- nik



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check this UT Dirty Drunk out… School pride at its best!
Anybody know this guy?- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, this is Erika R*yna, She is very nice and sweet. I just wanted to give her props for still being a straight arrow. She is always waving off dead beats at Hooters and has higher goals. (P.S. don’t know hiw high goals are set at Hooters) LMAO So Please show her a little love and motivation to stay on the right path.
I didn’t know Hooters customers enjoyed staring at saggers while eating their undercooked chicken.- nik



THE DIRTY ARMY: ok so where do i begin Nik….. This is Courtney C*ark from Dallas, she is what we like to call a “bike jumper”. You see, not everybody can have this name, you have to earn it. If you are a stunter/promoter/douche bag she will be all over your nuts in no time. Especially if youre a stunter… ive had many guys tell me she wont go away and drools all over them. very creepy. She follows these guys around to every stunt spot, and takes all kinds of pictures with them and immediately puts them on her myspace as soon as she gets home just so everyone can see she’s hanging out with the “cool kids”… She rides a motorcycle (haha no nevermind, she brings her motorcycle to the stunt spot and never gets it down from the back of her truck) she claims “she doesnt ride street anymore” so i guess she’s some big time stunter chick now?! bwahahaha right.
She sits in the mirror for hours putting on a Mac force field, takes pix of different style ways she knows how to put eye make up on and uploads them to her “make up album”. Okay sweetie…we get it, you finally graduated from mascara to eyeliner. Nobody gives a sh!t!! Nik, please put this girl on blast, im thinking she needs to come down a couple notches. So here’s the famous question, would you???
Answer: no. Her face looks like a box, her forehead is flat straight and huge. I also hate penciled on eyebrows.-nik



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this douche calls himself Dr. Bad Ass. This guy thinks he is still 20 or something, I think you call these guys trouts. His wife girlfriend or whatever he calls it is a butch dude I have decided. He goes out with her but still hits on young girls with her, I think she may be a tranny. Anyways Dr. Karl, i mean dr. bad ass is a dentist not a doctor, stop telling people your a doctor. This fool still acts like he is part of a frat, I would never trust him with my teeth he may be too hung over to operate.
Anyone can be a Dentist these days, I bet anything those are the ladies that clean your teeth (the shims in underwear).- nik


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, no shoes, ankle monitoring device… but at least she’s going to school, right?
What a University of Texas hood rat. Are you sure that is not her iPod with one of those cool workout holding devices? I don’t see any pockets… Just Sayin’.- nik

- Washed Up Bartender
- Already Doomed
- Sloot Of The Year
- Ugly Sloots
- Miss Anderson The Neanderthal
- Obese
- Caption Of The Day
- Would You? Bar Rats
- SGM Lovers
- Dirty G Still Around?
- The School Oompa Loompa
- NIK WOULD YOU?
- Corporate Reject
- SMASHLEY
- To Greg Or Not To Greg?
- I Worship DW!
- Orange Is Not A Good Look
- DOLPHINS CHEERLEADER
- Kyle Boller Falls For Miss Good Finger's Lies
- Big Time Wanna Be
- Brina Brina Brina
- Kansas City Class
- Pull The String Tila Tequila
- I Didn't Hit It
- So Mine
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Caption of the Day
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Caption of the Day
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SUICIDE WATCH!!! PERSON CLOSE TO KANYE WEST FEARS THAT HE MAY HURT HIMSELF!!!
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Douche-Bag-Mafia
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Vuhjynah?
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The BAR Girls In Charlotte Want To Jump You Nik
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Infamous Horse Mouth At ASU
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Gold Teeth, SGM?
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Lamar Odom Dating Khloe Kardashian?
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**Update** Big Brother Bimbo
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Obama Calls Kanye West A Jack Ass
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Caption of the Day
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Great Jam- "Lookin Bro"
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Nickel Is Looking Frail
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Pastor Manning Calls Obama The Devil
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Alpha Phi's Newest!
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The Hills Is A Dk
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Tom Brady Real SGM?
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They Didn't Get the Memo
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9/11 Comedian Chad Brown Loves Celebrity Deaths Too
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**Update** Huge Picture (Pun Intended) For TheDirty.com Of Leper
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The Youth Is Our Future
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9/11 Is A Joke Potluck Party
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Kanye West Apologizes For His VMA Actions
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Dirty Girls Of Stl
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Baby Mama Drama
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Kayne West- He Could've Just Said "I'm A Douche"
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OC Trouts Bring Tijuana To Vegas
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Caption of the Day
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Dirty Pastor Steve Anderson
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Bustdown Barbie A.K.A Same Face Strikes Aagin
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VMA Video That Viacom Is Taking Down
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Caption of the Day
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Nik Richie's Fantasy Football Squad
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Everyday Westbank Citizen
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Caption of the Day
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Leper Moving To LA
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DIRTY BRIA
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Leper, Has Not Changed
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The Eyelash Monster
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Exclusive Image: Miss California Carrie Prejean Exposed **Update**
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RichieRexic Not Invited to Vegas?
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RichieRexic Looking Creepier Than Ever
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**Flash Back** Sext Messages Gone Wrong
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RR Is A Real Racist
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Rocket Queen
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Lying Dirty Nickel
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RichieRexic Doesn't Need Timberfake
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Warning This Video Is Not Suitable for Children
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Message From RR to Pucker
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**Update** Amber Alert On Leper
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Westwego Tr@mp Exposed
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RichieRexic Has Friends
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Team Pucker
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RichieRexic is Green With Envy
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The Real Deal
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**Update** Huge Picture (Pun Intended) For TheDirty.com Of Leper
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RichieRexic
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MySpace Or Yours?
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The RichieRexic Plague
+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale
+2's: fake boobs
30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser
6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)
Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers
Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows
Air biscuit: fart
Anti-petite: no way near small
Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs
Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached
Beak: Nose like a large bird
Beat: disgustingly ugly
Bissues: b*tch with issues
Blanimal: A black animal
Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone
Bucket Seats: nice ass
Butterface: everything looks good, but her face
Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore
Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup
Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind
Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car
Ceptor head: looks good except her head
Cheesecake: real fruity guy
Chubble: problems fat people cause.
Combustible Cougar: horny for young men
Combustible face: Hazardous look
Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one
Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men
Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar
Cougarville: place where cougars come from
Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go
Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar
Count gutula: big stomach
Crabby Patty: p*ssy
Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything
Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)
D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag
D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk
Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com
Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick
Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy
Douchetard: douche + retard
Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens
DSL's: D*ck sucking lips
Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy
Egg Roll(s): fat Asians
F*gadocious: super gay
F*gtastic: overly gay
F*gtician: professional f*gs
Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)
Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal
Farm: a person's ass
Fattastrophe: group of very fat people
Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake
Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away
File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later
Flesbian: Fake lesbian
Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"
Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities
Freetard: a free retard
Front Grill: teeth
F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."
Fugly: f*cking ugly
FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.
Gaysian: a gay Asian.
Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army
Gills: side fat; love-handles
Grave Diggaz: dirty nails
Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot
Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese
Gregalicious: Owns a greg
Greg-Juice: self explanatory
Greg: penis; tummy stick
Helmet Special: retard
Himstitute: tranny prostitute
Hoemerican: an American hoe
Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse
Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army
Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead
Jay Leno: got a big chin
Kodiak: body of a bear
Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails
Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)
Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)
MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like
Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control
Mick Jagger's : Big lips
Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin
Multichin: multiple chins
Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick
Nominee: person with no money
Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome
Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent
Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes
Onion: nice a$$
Oscar Myer: Got a Greg
Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"
Paki house/hut: liquor store
Patch Adams: balding
Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on
Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)
Pepperidge Farm: way too old
PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken
Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg
Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything
Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck
Poon lagoon: pu**y
Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married
Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player
Puffydumbbell: roid user
Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr
Raisinets: ugly nipples
Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)
Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor
Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows
RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant
Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"
Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale
SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken
She-Boys: Trannys
Shim: a girl who looks like a man
Shimspital: hospital for shims
Shman: female type of man
Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S
Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow
Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim
Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank
Ski Jumper: big or long nose
Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks
Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."
Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon
Slug: Ugly slut
Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys
Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com
Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute
Sphere Job: a boob job
Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina
A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)
Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids
Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight
Sugar butt: a gay guy
Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there
Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart
Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do
Talons: ugly toes
Tenderfoot: gay or feminine
Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs
Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference
Top Romin : a person that is broke
Tranimal: animal tranny
Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite
Tri-Tip: she can try the tip
Troff Feeder: an obese female
Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"
Trout Mouth: looks like a fish
Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."
Unbeweavable: lots of weave
WNBA: a tall female who is manly
Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"

