It’s No Secret She Likes To Get Down

Posted in Dallas, Dirty Army Strong, Texas, The Dirty, Would You?

Secret S**t

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Monica is worthy of being a dirty celebrity she constantly has lips locked with the biggest sl*ts in Texas and is lying to herself about being a virgin. She works at the twin peaks and dresses the slootiest of them all ive hungout with her a few times and she really does take it up the pooper from all the bone headed roid poppers. but Nik- would you?

Answer: No, she has a bad boob job… I have seen them. Jesus, I am just realizing I have seen a lot of Dallas girls naked in my day.

El Feo

Posted in Houston, Texas

EL FEO

THE DIRTY ARMY: ummm where do we start with this guy…he’s a first class liar! cheater and thinks he is better than everyone out there ..ngga please u aint nothing but a faker quit with the front already. is about time someone put u on blast after all the shit u do ..ha walking around talkin bout “where the boppas at?” u married stupid one! ….poor wife! ….but hey she still around must be doing something right …. y hasta de monterrey tenia que ser SMFH! putting the rest of us to shame .. fake ass suazo wanna be haha.

Next stop, beard designs.- nik

Roxanne’s An Escort

Posted in Dallas, Texas, Would You?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This girl is an escort!!!!Hey Im Roxanne aka Roxxy for short Im Here to bless the hobby world with a unique, outstanding, little hottie. Very Naughty but also classy as well. Im a new provider and im really excited about joining the hobby. Im 18 about 110 lbs of pure beauty that is here to show you guys an awesome time im also a 34 b. I am GFE friendly and a cuddler. Very Passionate and specialize in catering to distinguished gentlemen. Come and enjoy Heaven on Earth. Im everything you guys have been craving and waiting for . Come fulfill your fantasy with me! See yya soon.

Your not upscale, the only people who will be calling are some fat guys who haven’t been laid in years and shower infrequently.- nik

Tess Makes My Greg Tingle

Posted in Austin, Texas, The Dirty

would u

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Tess is new to Austin and she has made a name for herself because so many of us consider her to be very beautiful and a sweetheart. Everyone knows you can go down 6st and find so many hot blondes but for some reason Tess just sticks out and there is something different about her. Nik, I wanted to ask you, does your Greg get a tingly sensation when you look into her eyes?

She looks like she has a good heart. I would like to know more.- nik

Wowza

Posted in Houston, Texas

Micah Oquinn

THE DIRTY ARMY: Micah is a liar. She works at a foot dr’s office and calls herself an “office manager.” I wouldnt doubt that she slept with the Dr. to get the job! She loves pepsi & often came to school all pepsi’d out. She’s a classic gold digger! She insists on her boyfriend buying her expensive things. She’s always going to jail & getting into fights. She once sold all of the things out of her apartment through facebook bc he wouldnt buy her what she wanted! All the guys want to be with her & all the girls want to be her.She’s a case of “small town celebrity.” She’s a bad influence and a sloot. Nik, please help this girl see what she’s not!!

She has a mans body.- nik

Danny Gordon Jr

Posted in Dallas, Texas

DEADBEAT DADDY Danny Gordon Jr Dallas, Texas

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik meet, Danny Gordon Jr he has been running from his wife, kids and the law and his family is helping hide. He just got back to Dallas this month and I found him hiding at his Grandmas house 5 days ago and set to work. I have made him a facebook page, made friends and then I proceeded to go to their job pages, school pages, church pages, kids pages and posted all the family dirty secrets from the past 18 years. He has warrants in several states and I added screenshots to the page and photos of family members. I also made him a youtube channel Deadbeat Daddy TV . I contacted crimestoppers and have destroyed the jerks reputation in Garland, Texas…I’m working on Dallas today and I would really appreciate your help nationwide as he moves from state to state avoiding his child support and divorce court. i am unable to even divorce him because we have kids and he refuses to show up to court so im stuck for another year and haven’t seen him in 5 years and he hasn’t so much as sent a free ecard to his kids in years. PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE POST MY ENTRY. I have waited 10 years for the state of texas to make this guy act right. He is smug, cocky, arrogant and thinks he is too good to get caught. So far he has been. I’m watching a dvr of the dr phil episode. I AGREE , THIS IS A NEEDED SERVICE BECAUSE THE SYSTEM DOES NOT WORK!!

This is what happens when you marry a 30k milli, girls gotta be careful who they sleep with too.- nik

Rachael Needs To Get Her Act Together

Posted in Dirty Army Strong, Houston, Texas

Bars, Crack & Weaves

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Rachael Philpitt aKa one of those hunch backs you hit it & quit it! This girl has got man shoulders. She takes adderall everyday so she can feel skinny. & then she pops bars from the moment she wakes up 2 the moment she passes out on some random dudes greg. If it werent for her bars not only would she not be able to function but she’d also probably go into another seizer. Long story short, this chick is a f*cking nut case. She has no respect for herself nor any respect for anything else…well besides Greg of course. Shes 21 years old and has had nine cases not including the one shes going through right now. Point blank, shes a loser, a loaner that nobody likes. HA her parents dont even like her. Enough said.

Does she ever wear any clothes?- nik

Stripper Dating Mayor

Posted in Austin, Dirty Predator, Texas

Stripper dating Mayor

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this small town Texas mayor attempts to bang the same strippers that his dad does at Perfect 10 Mens Club. Too bad he can’t get it up. Now I guess he’s dating some lawyer…I wonder how she and the town of Morgans Point are going to react to this.

I wonder how much money he spends on banging strippers?- nik

West Texas Trash

Posted in Texas, Would You?

West Texas White Trash

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I got one for ya. This wannabe model, Chasiti Cutchall, thinks she’s hot shit, when in reality shes just another white trash tatted up lowrider model lookin skank. Shes about 23 but looks in her 30′s because she is “a easy going stoner” which can take a toll on your face and body. I mean seriously, look at her in the blue shirt photo, how nasty is her face?!? She should be a lesson for all those white trash girls out there, don’t try to model if you obviously don’t have the looks, and don’t get trashy tats because that just makes it obvious you’re white trash. So Nik, from dirty army strong in Odessa Texas, would you?

Answer: No, those are the trashiest tats you can get other than facial. Your gunna rock a lot of turtle necks in your old age.

Dirty Skeezers From Kingsville

Posted in Texas, Texas-AM

Dirty Skeezers From Kingsville

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these skeezers’ names are Devina G. and Izlan S. They from a small town in Texas called Kingsville. Theze chicks are da two dirtiest hoes in town! No BS, they have fck*d n sucked just about every di*k in dis MF. N dis place is so small I believe everyone in town knows it. Their mother lets em do whatever da hell they want..n thats exactly where they get it from! THEY GET IT FROM THEIR MAMA!!..cant you tell?? (look at da pics) they fu*k da same guys. So fellas…watch out for these nasty hoes!!

I think her mirror may be distorted, those bad boys are intense.- nik

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