11.18.09

Easy DZs!

Easy DZs!

Easy DZs!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the blonde on the left is Jill (another easy DZ - Delta Zeta). She thinks she is the hottest girl in Texas because she is from Las Vegas. She hooks up with random guys,and uses them fooling them to buying her stuff. She gets engaged to 2 random guys, and leaves them once she’s done with them. Also, she has the gift that keeps on giving, so she has affected guys at school by getting them sick. Gross. Nik, would you be fooled to buy this girl anything?

Answer:  No, besides the fact I wouldn’t want to be called a “Sugar Daddy” because I think that is a derogatory term… I wouldn’t want to support White Power or any beat chick from Delta Zeta.


Nik Richie

10.16.09

Only The Finest

Posted in Dallas, Texas Tech

Only the Finest

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, what do you think about his blonde Dime pieces or spare change?

She isn’t even worth a penny, her nose is gross and she needs +2’s.- nik


Nik Richie

10.08.09

Dykes Or Sloots

Posted in Austin, Texas Tech

 

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik would you with any of these girls..I woulda snagged a closer pic but there was a guy on a leash with a chain on his neck led by the girls on the right…needless to say I was scared of everyone here.

I’m scared just from this picture.- nik


Nik Richie

10.05.09

Sucked Me Off

Posted in Dallas, Texas Tech

he tried to suck me off

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this guy sucked me off in the bathroom at a tech party. His name is Tyler L8euw and he acts like he is straight and gets alot of girls surprisingly but likes cock…trust me i know from experience.

Are you trying to get him to fully join the FORGY nation.  And just so everyone knows there is no experimenting, once you go gay your gay.-nik


Nik Richie

10.01.09

The Eyes Will Suck You In

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl’s name is Megan Gr*bb, she loves to stuff her fingers down her throat, to shed some unwanted poundage.. and trust me it was alot. This chick thinks she is the cat’s meow… The most annoying thing about her, is she uses the word “NINJA” in almost every word in a sentence, “Oh, shut up ninja.” or “im ninja right now” She has lost every single one of her real friends, not many people like her unless she is sucking your greg. She prances around Lubbock, like she owns the place. She sleeps with drug dealers, for 8 balls. She is a gold digger and will take all of your money, if you don’t watch her @ss close. When she walks in to stores the automatic doors do not open for her, because she has no soul.

I have only seen eyes like that on Ninja dogs.  I didn’t know Ninja people could be so Ninja like that?- nik


Nik Richie

09.29.09

Look At Lepers Boyfriends Band!

Posted in Dallas, Leper, Texas Tech

Look at Lepers boyfriends band!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Holy sh*t, look at Lepers young boyfriend in the black and white striped jersey… lol guessing he’s in a band?

Why does that not surprise me?- nik


Nik Richie

09.16.09

Caption of the Day

The best game ever.

DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.

Greatness? Please be funny and not racist.

Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!

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CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE GEAR

Last Caption Winner: EJM 

Stay away from the, ‘wind beneath my wings!’


Nik Richie

09.05.09

Gorgeous Texas Tech Girl?

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, aight…i heard about this site and saw it a few days ago and i usually wouldnt waste my time with sites like this but i cant believe what was written. I go to tech and this girl is one of the most beautiful and chill girls @ Tech. I’m not friends with her but i have hung out with her a few times. and she is not what you may think of a Tech girl. There’s no denying this girls beautiful.

She is normal looking… I can’t tell if those are +2’s or not?- nik


Nik Richie

08.27.09

The Midland “IT” Girls

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, well at first i wasnt going to post anything, but these girls are driving me nuts!! They really think they are the new “it” girls in a stink-hole town of Midland, Tx. They even went as far as to have a “professional” shoot for their promo shots, I would like to know is where in the world did they change outfits?? And they hang out with dudes that like to wear, but can barely afford ED FARTY. WAKE UP LADIES please stop referring yourselves as the “it”, “hot”, etc.

Do you call them “it girls” cause you’re not sure if they have Greg’s or not?- nik

 


Nik Richie

08.20.09

Back To School

Back to School

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here

If you don’t see your school just email me to add it.  Freshman 15 for life!


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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"