THE DIRTY ARMY: Greg Mathison is one of the BIGGEST compulsive liars I have EVER met! Aside from his compulsive lies, he likes to gloat and brag about a life… well… the one he truly think he has, but after knowing him all of these years, it seems he may be living in the past or has created this delusional life he wishes he had. In reality, he has two friends. 1 He calls D-Rek; a 21 year old kid that is currently in jail for violation of his DWIs & probation. His 2nd friend is Carl, who Greg hid behind his computer and completely cyber-bullied over social media for being such a looser. He enjoys calling everyone that do not believe his bullshit either coke heads, they are broke and not good enough or wealthy enough to be in his “high-society” level. Example: (These are his exact words) “Kristin Lambert is a big time coke head & many other drugs, but ONLY wishes that I was her boyfriend! I never even slept with her! She’s ugly, her teeth are funny looking. Frank (her husband) thinks I’m the most awesome dude in the world! She tried to hook up with me to make him jealous bc I’m like a God to him, but I rejected her & she threw a fit & all kinds of hell bc I rejected her. She is crazy & obviously still obsessed with me like crazy & jealous of all the things I have & she’s not part of it!” “Baily J. has a crazy crush on me. She had her chance along time ago, but she’s not in my league.” Corpus Guy (Ruben) & his gay-ass based model C-Class Mercedes! I posted pics of my Nike on the steering wheel like he did to make fun of him, but I was in a much more expensive Benz than his & that he could never afford.” “Sasha Sash is a faggot with that name and looks like a pug-nosed dog with crack-head teeth.” I apologize to whoever these people are, but these are is words. I will happily post screenshots bc he will lie about it bc that’s what he’s best at. If you haven’t experienced his insane stalking and messaging, just ask a pretty girl and I guarantee they will show you. It scared the shit out of me just reading it! Brother needs some serious therapy… Aside from his compulsive stalking and lying, he LOVES to brag about himself, well technically his families accomplishments that somewhere in his warped mind, he truly believes are his they are his own. During one of his rants on FB, trying to gloat how much better he is than anyone, it went verbadem like this; “Me (Greg): Mechanical engineer and many other skills (AKA: fixes/Sales cars at Auto Nation) LOL, Dad: PHD. Chemical & Petroleum engineer, president & CEO of UDRI Partners w/ MC. Dean & president of the college of engineering TX AM Kingsville for 35 yrs. Oldest Brother: Medical surgeon his wife attorney at law. 2nd brother: electrical engineer, wife CPA accountant. Youngest brother: chemical engineer, wife surgical practitioner. It cracks me up that all his boasting has really nothing to-do with him. Congrates to his family for all his family for their accomplishments but I wonder it he even realizes these are not his. LMAO Like I said, this guy is so freaking delusional, he probably thinks he has accomplished all of the things. The amount of lies that come out of his mouth are unreal! Well at least the words you can understand. When he starts bragging or lying, you can’t understand a lot he is saying. And don’t you dare try to say anything positive about anyone, bc he will immediately belittle who you are talking about and begin to start telling you some dumb story about how he did it some how and WAY better! I’m still unsure how he’s managed to turn 40 when he was just 36 last year, become a surgeon, supply ALL of the water to the entire city of Corpus Christi being the City of CC’s water owner, a fireman, a police office and whatever bullshit he has said. Just like his newest photos in FB of him winning the Hawaiian Fishing Tournament when he was here in CC being a car mechanic at Auto Nation. LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!! I truly think he believes half of bullshit he says out loud and the ones he doesnt remember, he just blames them on someone else not hearing him correctly. He’d probably tell you he was half African American if he wanted to hangout with black friends. LOL I have received so many messages from female friends scared out of their minds of this dude. He obsessively stalks them, drives by their houses in the middle of the night (to the extreme, that I know 2 of them had to get surveillance cameras installed) & both filed Protective Orders against him. All I can say ladies, is “Run!!! Run Far & Fast if this Dude Starts talking to you or hunts you down on social media!!” that is where he typically picks up girls, bc once you meet him in person, you’ll most likely be VERY disappointed. LOL He is the biggest full of shit guy I have ever met! He brags about having his 9 year old daughter, who I know for a fact, he has only seen her twice this year or more. He claims his ex wife & her female family member\’s likes to raise there child on her own without a male influence & he’s respecting her wishes. Please! That is the biggest load of bullshit I have ever heard! Maybe if he would stop hitting the bars every night and hanging out at high school parties, he’d had more time to see his daughter & not just be child support check. & when I say “high school parties,” I literally mean High School Parties!! This guy is 40 years (he’s not 40; one of the first people I’ve met that actually lie about being older) old and still hanging out & hosting parties at the “bowl” with U-Hauls. Parents reading this… be advised… This creeper will not hesitate stalking your little angels. This dude likes to belittle people, especially people younger than him. I guess it makes him feel like a man. I know for a fact this guy is a petifier, been arrested for DUIs & possession of an illegal firearm. His daughter was actually in town to see him for the first time in a year & he was partying at the beach instead & spent the night in jail for a DUI in Port A rather than hanging with his daughter. Depending who he is hanging out with or who is actually willing to hangout with him, he molds his personality to be able to fit in. He is such a liar and one the most annoying people I have ever had to meet. He wears the same ugly black cowboy hat with that ugly blue and white striped shirt and oversized black blazer. You cant miss him, bc he wears it EVERYWHERE! And he seriously thinks he looks like Tom Cruz. I tried hard to help him out and talk some sense into him, but I seriously think he was dropped on the head too many times a child. Sorry MATHISen, but you have officially fucked with too many of my close friends and need to be called out. NO ONE believes your B.S., they are either just being polite or are that STUPID TOO. Maybe try Luminosity.com…. It is supposed to promising to help with everyday brain functions. Or just stop lying, get your priorities straight, stop talking shit about everyone and maybe, just maybe… people will start believing you. Just my Thoughts…. And if you guys don’t believe me, just go to . That’s his real FB page. You can also find his fake page under Greg Mathisen that he “has no idea about…. LMAO Maybe use a different name and photos and you wouldn’t get caught. LOL He has so many people that have blocked him from his scary stocking, he needs a 2nd outlet to continue. LOL And no, the last picture is NOT a worm! That is a disgusting zit on his at back someone popped at the beach that someone sent to me. Freaking Gross! Nothing is grosser than back acne… Maybe some extra showers will help you out with!
Easy Tom Cruise, you drive a mini-van.- nik