THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, this is Holly Gambrell Helmstetler. She was one of my best friends until I couldn’t take her behavior any longer. She is married, be it unhappily married, with a child. She cheats on her husband, Robert, constantly. She’s literally stalked several married men. When they tell her to go away, she sends crazy facebook messages from fake accounts to their wives. She can’t keep a job because she becomes obsessed with her male co-workers and quits because of the “drama”. Holly is a raging alcoholic and regularly drives under the influence. She was arrested for a DWI in February 2012 and she had her daughter in the car at the time! You can see her arrest record on the Dallas County website. She is grossly unattractive. Her eyes are noticeably different sizes and she is at least 40 pounds overweight right now. I actually did the opposite of what most people do, and I found the best photo of her I had. Yes folks, this photo makes her look much better than reality. She pretends to be a nice person but she isn’t. She is an truly awful human being that will lie, CHEAT, and steal in a heartbeat. Sorry, Holly, you know it’s all true.
I always wondered what the cops do with the kid when they arrest a mother during a DUI/DWI bust?- nik