STD Fiance’s “Business” Shut Down!

Posted in Dallas, Texas, Texas Tech, Texas-AM

STD Fiance's

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Rob C*ok and Shyla Ry*n, also known as the STD Fiance’s! She’s put on a few pounds and he’s put on some more chin.. Anyways, they opened up a tanning business just in December and it’s already been shut dooown! Partly because he pays an illegal immigrant to work there in cash, someone found out and partly because these two suck at life/being business people.. I attached the pictures of the notices that they were shut down, they were also locked out of their Frisco location because he couldn’t pay the lease! The Frisco store wasn’t even finished yet and they were already evicted LMAO!!! Rob is almost out of money so I guess we will all wait to see when Shyla leaves him! This is one of their x employees and if you two are reading this right now, F*CK YOU, KARMA’S A B*TCH!!!

By the time this post is up she will be spreading STD’s.-nik

Bro-Mance

Posted in Houston, Texas, Texas Tech, Texas-AM

Humbles Secret Homos

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these three dudes think they are the sh*t…they go to high school party’s and prey on young *ss girls, all they do is take drugs and get drunk every single day…straight lames. did i forget to mention that they all secretly are gay…talk about a real bro-mance.

Are you sure they are preying on girls? These 3 are forgy for life.

Texas Hooters Girl, Would You?

Posted in Austin, Dallas, Texas, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, Would You?

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Chelsea, she is a Bartender @ Hooters in Plano and thinks she has what it takes to be a model. Would You?

Answer: No. She looks a little gutty and her and head is too south of the border for me.

Things Are Bigger In Texas, Even Hack Jobs

Posted in Austin, TCU, Texas, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik here are some more pictures of the girl with the hack-job. Seriously…the girl has her nipples hanging out ALL the time. She is always making out with beat chicks and taking pictures of it. What female would want to make out with this? Her boobs are the only thing that make her look like she has any curves at all…her calves are the size of most females arms. Her biceps are wrist size. It’s kind of disturbing. I am starting to wonder if the girl eats anything! I am also starting to wonder if her boobs stay like that when she doesn’t have a shirt on!

She sure does put a lot of stress on her +2′s… maybe because one is bigger than the other and she is trying to hide it.- nik

Update New Houston Dirty Celeb

Posted in Houston, Texas, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is that girl laura with the 10 pack and the Sceptre head. She is actually from Houston. We really need a good name for this po-dunk fitness model/stripper.

I am sure someone can come up with something good for this Rhino? DIRTY ARMY, let’s Dirty Celeb her… name?- nik

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Straight Eye For The Queer Guy

Posted in Dallas, Texas, Texas Tech, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Aaron. Big into the “rave” scene if thats what you call it. Back in the day he dated this dirty stripper that I use to be good friends with BEFORE she was a stripper. Nowadays, he tends to go for the males moreso than the females. This guy goes around pretending he is not for the gays YET 80% of the people he hangs out with on a regular basis are all gay AND his big decision in life (which he probably came to at a nightclub at 5 oclock in the morning) was to join the NAVY. AND if these pictures dont scream that he’s hiding in the closet like no other I dont know what do. I wish he would just come out already. Or at least admit to being bi.

He does have Gay face… not that that is a bad thing.- nik

How Slimm Thug Gets Down

Posted in Dallas, Houston, San Antonio, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, The Dirty

Thats How Slimm THug Gets Down

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Slimm Thug be like “Hey B*tch You Gon Do What Tha Boss Tell You! Get On Yo Knees And Make Daddy Happy!!”

Since nobody knows… this is Mike Jones’ old pal, who released “Like A Boss” now parodied by the SNL guy. Yup, the whole “black Greg’s are huge” is a myth I guess.- nik

Houston’s Finest

Posted in Houston, Texas, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this kristen & amanda….they are some of the finest tail Houston has to offer, but they are super snobby about it. I don’t think they would be anything above a 7 in any other place.

I do have to say, Houston has been on the come up lately with chicks that don’t look that manly.- nik

The Future Mayor Of Austin

Posted in Austin, Texas, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Austin needs a new dirty celeb, and no one fits the profile better than Leslie- (s)he’s even run for mayor before!

What the hell is that thing? Talk about Mommy and Mommy issues growing up.- nik

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