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Burrito Pool Party Update
Posted in Chicago, The Burrito, The Dirty | August 20th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I put burritos image into photoshop and turned up the brightness. He’s djing to a crowd of nothing. Good job. People care about you.
I think I see one person?- nik
My Encounter With The Burrito
Posted in Chicago, The Burrito, The Dirty | August 17th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was recently at a pool party that the Burrito was DJing at and since Im Dirty Army I knew who he was so I was really excited to go meet him and tell him I know him from TheDirty. Anyway he was so wasted he refused to take a pic with me unless I took my top off and let him motor boat me… what a f*cking jerk, can you tell him to stop acting like your agent Ari Golden please. He also said “F*ck The Dirty” on the mic like one hundred times.
The Burrito, the only reason you are a famous DJ is because of me son… slow your roll.- nik
The Burrito Comes Out Of Hiding
Posted in Chicago, The Burrito, The Dirty | August 6th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Chicago Scene 2010 got outta control, just as we thought he left the country to team up with Frog… He surfaced with his WMC shirt sporting a new glove and some new toy. I love the shirt “Got Yayo?” what a descrete way to ask for Pepsi.
I made the Burrito so famous… I heard he is making $45k a pop DJing overseas. They call him “Die Burrito” and he has everyone in Europe fooled that he is a celebrity in America because of TheDirty.- nik
The Burrito’s Career Is Falling Apart
Posted in Chicago, The Burrito, The Dirty | June 2nd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, can you believe the Burrito got his set cancelled at club Enclave this weekend. Man his career is starting to go down hill, I mean look at the chicks he is now hanging around. Is The Burrito’s career over?
The Burrito you are aging at a rapid rate… hate to break it to you, but people stop going to clubs at your age.- nik
Yacht Party With The Buritto
Posted in Chicago, The Burrito, The Dirty | May 13th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, as I was looking into Yacht rentals for party, came across the Burrito. Who knew he was a Level 3 Pro DJ? I wonder if he owns the Yacht too. And is this real because if it is 94 bucks is a deal, to hang with this guy for sure.
Where the hell is this guy? Supposedly he moved to Russia to team up with scientists to figure out how they can turn off the internet, but that is the last I heard.- nik
The Burrito At WMC
Posted in Chicago, Miami, The Burrito, The Dirty | April 12th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, havent seen The Burrito on here in a while, he must have been hybernating for summer time. Anyway here are some pics of him from WMC how many little girls do you think he touched in the wrong place? And nik look at the first picture he is wearing a t shirt that says “Got Yayo?” How much Pepsi does this old timmer do?
If The Burrito has anything to do with drug cartels he sure is doing a terrible job hiding it. “Juice & Coke”?- nik
Lion King
Posted in Sacramento, The Burrito | March 2nd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tch is dirty. F*cks every guy she chats with online. Has all these tattoos but is clearly a fat cow, and needs to get over it. && stop taking myspace picture angles. i like to think of her as lion king or a bigger version of snooki? what do you think Nik? & her friends are all uglyer then sh*t.
This is why you don’t talk to girls who only have head shots…they really look like this.- nik
The Burrito Halloween Begins
Posted in Chicago, The Burrito, The Dirty | October 26th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, i didnt know the burrito actually hangs out with hot chicks? Does he really pull tail like he claims?
I think The Burrito should dress up as a normal person for Halloween. Not sure what he is going for here? I am guessing Ken from Street Fighter 2?- nik
The Burritos “Salsa” In San Diego
Posted in Chicago, San Diego, The Burrito | October 8th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Word on The Street is that the BURRITO is Flying in to SD today and thinks he has a chance with this gorgeous chick ….She is actually Cool. Not sure why she would hang with a The TOOL of All TOOLS.
She is the one who looks like a Burrito.- nik
The Burrito Without His Bottle
Posted in Chicago, The Burrito, The Dirty | September 27th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, not sure if you’ve seen these, but this is The Burrito without his gun, bandana, kissy face, bottle of Belv, etc… etc…. and what’s the deal with the Shims?
Wow, he looks naked without his armor. Almost normal looking in a Trout kind of way.- nik
