Hey Burrito, Make That Face

February 19, 2011 Chicago, The Burrito, The Dirty 6 6,732 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Silky Johnson says….”What can i say about this guy that hasnt already been said about Afghanistan.” Just when you thought he was gone. HE’S BACK! I caught him out makin the duck face all night. Saying how he is still in the process off shuting of the internet. MAKE THE FACE.

Last I heard The Burrito was hiding out in Saltillo, Mexico.- nik



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Buttchin Sloot

February 17, 2011 Sacramento, The Burrito 43 10,025 Views

buttchinn wh*re!!!!!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tch Shelby Dinsmore thinks she soo fine and thinks its ok to f*ck around with other girls boyfriends! Noo hunny they just know your hella easyy. GIRLS HIDE YO BOYS CUZ SHE COME RUNNIN WITH HER LEGS SPREAD OPEN! no one likes your fugly ass, and you suck at cheering you fuc*king Sl*t.

All I see is sharp angles, her face is like a geometry problem.- nik



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Biggest Sloot In Reno

February 11, 2011 Reno, The Burrito 53 10,189 Views

Biggest whore in reno

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, This girl on the left is Alex. She is the biggest wh*re in the world. She like to take hot loads to the dome piece and enjoys every second of it. She is a back stabbing c*nt and will do anything……yes…..anything for a crack rock or a place to crash for the night. She will smile to your face and then go around talking mad sh*t about you. She is a grade A, leg spreading, disease infested gal. She works as a dancer at a local strip club if you ever want to find her, or if you ever want to blow a quick load, you know where to find her. She is a from a rich family and is a brat, she dosent get her way, so she grinds her ass into mens erections for a quick buck, just to waste all the money she makes to sniff up her blow hole. Have fun, and remember, bag it up, twice if you wanna hit it, and be sure to quit it afterwards, she is a stage 4 clinger fo sho.

I feel like I’m staring at a picture of a dumpster.- nik



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The Skeeze Award Goes To

January 31, 2011 Chicago, The Burrito 9 5,973 Views

And The Skeeze Award Goes To......

And The Skeeze Award Goes To......

THE DIRTY ARMY: First of all this girl is only 19 years old and has THREE..yea i said THREE kids!!! Shes trailor trash..she talks shit like shes hard and then backs down cuz shes a scarya$$. Shes fat and disgusting looking. I mean look at those eyebrows…she needs to be locked in a cage like the animal that she is. She gets around..believe me. I feel sorry for her kids..having a poor pathetic drug addict as a mother. shes the tru meaning of a TRASHBALL! close those legs girl..i feel sorry for your man..even though i f*cked Javy a few weeks ago. He was pretty good actually..said it was really nice to actually feel something cuz ur soo LOOSE!!

Someone needs to tie here tubes while she’s asleep.- nik



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Dirty Celeb Of The Day

November 15, 2010 The Burrito, The Dirty 28 5,057 Views

Click on the picture to see how The Burrito has became one of the most influential DJ’s in Chicago’s history.



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Burrito Pool Party Update

August 20, 2010 Chicago, The Burrito, The Dirty 21 8,817 Views

Burrito pool party update

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I put burritos image into photoshop and turned up the brightness. He’s djing to a crowd of nothing. Good job. People care about you.

I think I see one person?- nik



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My Encounter With The Burrito

August 17, 2010 Chicago, The Burrito, The Dirty 19 6,411 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was recently at a pool party that the Burrito was DJing at and since Im Dirty Army I knew who he was so I was really excited to go meet him and tell him I know him from TheDirty.  Anyway he was so wasted he refused to take a pic with me unless I took my top off and let him motor boat me… what a f*cking jerk, can you tell him to stop acting like your agent Ari Golden please. He also said “F*ck The Dirty” on the mic like one hundred times.

The Burrito, the only reason you are a famous DJ is because of me son… slow your roll.- nik



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The Burrito Comes Out Of Hiding

August 6, 2010 Chicago, The Burrito, The Dirty 18 9,873 Views

The Burrito is out of Hiding

The Burrito is out of Hiding

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Chicago Scene 2010 got outta control, just as we thought he left the country to team up with Frog… He surfaced with his WMC shirt sporting a new glove and some new toy.  I love the shirt “Got Yayo?”  what a descrete way to ask for Pepsi.

I made the Burrito so famous… I heard he is making $45k a pop DJing overseas.  They call him “Die Burrito” and he has everyone in Europe fooled that he is a celebrity in America because of TheDirty.- nik



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