THE BURRITO


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EMAIL: Ha ha nik this guy you call burrito is the biggest douche in Chicago. I have partied with him a couple times and he is a freak. He always brings grapes with him and claims he is a greek god. He makes girls feed him grapes and tells them they are beautiful to get in their pants. Don’t believe me nik check these pictures out. Your site is wicked funny brother keep up the good work.

Can’t Burrito just pick a team already? Now he is Greek? Look at this picture submitted by another DIRTY ARMY Soldier below. Now he is 25% Gyro. DIRTY ARMY 4 LIFE!!- nik
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FROG and THE BURRITO


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(created by DIRTY ARMY Soldier)

EMAIL: NIK,
Better watch out, I heard Frog and Burrito are aligning forces for a class-action lawsuit!

It is not what you think… Frog is actually the Taker and The Burrito is the Giver. Sorry.- nik

THE BURRITO on Lake Michigan


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That sucks Burrito I was looking forward to a little vacation. Still here and the Dirty Army is getting stronger (Maybe it is time for a new Lawyer? Just sayin’)

Okay people so you can understand Burrito’s level of Douche. This is him hanging out in public. He roles out with guns and always sports a bottle of Belvedere with that stupid card under his bandana. Chicks in Chicago love him!

FYI Current Time- 5:08 PM Pacific, 6:08 PM AZ, 7:08 PM Mid West, 9:08 PM Puerto Rico. DIRTY ARMY 4 LIFE!!- nik

THE BURRITO


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I just want to thank the Dirty Army for digging up more Burrito pictures last night. My inbox was nuts. Look at this pic- 187 Compton with his $20 bills. Burrito do you now how much Taco Bell you can buy with that money. Anyway look what Burrito posted in comments last night:

Burrito Comment: LISTEN UP F*CKERS, JEALOUSY IS AN UGLY THING AND ALL YOU HATERS ARE JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE I LIVE IN A FAT CRIB, HAVE 5,000 DOLLAR WATCHES, AND DRIVE A CAR YOU GUYS COULD ONLY DREAM TO DRIVE. ITS FUNNY HOW YOU GUYS TALK SO TOUGH BEHIND A COMPUTER BUT NO ONE EVER SAYS THIS STUFF TO MY FACE..HMMM, I WONDER WHY THAT IS? IT’S BECAUSE I WOULD KICK YOUR F*CKING TEETH IN IF YOU SAID IT TO MY FACE. AND TO SET YOU ALL STRAIGHT I AM A QUARTER ITALIAN SO I AM ITALIAN YOU SH*THEADS! AND I DON’T GIVE 2 SH*TS ABOUT YOUR FAGGOT ARMY, I WILL TAKE EVERYONE OF YOU MOTHER F*CKERS ON AND ASK FOR ME. BRING IT ON F*CKERS! OH BY THE WAY NIK RICHIE MY LAWYER HAS BEEN NOTIFIED AND IS GOING TO SHUT YOU THE F*CK DOWN BY 12PM TOMORROW. NICE KNOWING YOU F*CKER. F*CK YOU AND YOUR ARMY!!!!!

ROBBIE Z06

So my question is which time zone are we talking about at 12pm today. Just curious Burrito? Also, can you ask your lawyer if he can turn off the internet completely or if he knows somebody that knows somebody who can just turn off the whole thing. That would be cool. DIRTY ARMY 4 LIFE.- nik

THE BURRITO


YES, HE IS SERIOUSLY THIS DOUCHE BAGGY!
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Why are there tubes going into your ass Burrito?
Here we go again another Frog Warrior… actually I think Burrito’s boobs are larger than Frogs.

BURRITO EMAIL: Hey f*ckface, take this sh*t about me down now. I am not the guy you want to be making fun of. I don’t carry a lot of cash on me for a reason bitch. Why don’t you do yourself a favor and look at my car, my house, my watches and know what kind of sh*t storm I can bring on you. Unlike the other people on your site I am the real deal boss. Remove my pictures and lies people are writing about me by 6pm today or I bring all of Puerto Rico down on you.

Robbie Z06

Burrito I understand your concern, but you are a Douche Bag. So at this time your account will be under review until further notice. Whatever happened to people asking nicely? Dirty Army stand by.- nik

Chi-town Douche


This douche is 100% serious. Come on Guy!
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EMAIL: Nik let me introduce you to the biggest italian poser in Chicago. His name is Rob and he claims to run the streets if you know what I mean. He always name drops everyone Mafia member that has ever lived and how he is related to all of them on his mother’s side. He always caries $100 cash with him at all times, but never pays for anything. He leases a porsche and refuses to put any miles on it because he says that he has to trade it in soon for something better like a ferrari. I tried hard to be his friend, but it was just way to hard to keep up with his lifestyle when I was the one flipping the bill. Sorry Robby.

Are you sure he is Italian? Rob you look Mexican. Anyway I like the one motorcycle glove look, it doesn’t scream Douche Bag at all. I really can’t call you Guido until I find out which one of the 5 families you belong too… so for now I will call you Burrito. I hope you are cool with that.- nik