She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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This Stripper Thinks She Is A Celebrity In Portland
Posted in Portland, The Dirty | March 20th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is a just another stripper in Portland, but she thinks she’s a freaking celebrity or something. Please let her know she is nothing expect an escort in training.
You are an escort in training… please move to Las Vegas already. Thank you.- nik
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The Best Of The Best
Posted in Melbourne, Tampa, The Dirty, University Of Central Florida, Would You? | March 20th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Now Nik, this in my opinion is one of the finest aussie girls ive seen. I was just wondering…Would You?
Answer: I have already said yes to Krystal Forscutt, please don’t ruin it for me.
Hot Girl With Tats
Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty | March 20th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is bree. I think she is gorgeous. I know you dont like girls with tattoos but how can you say no to this face and body?
There is no such thing as a hot girl with tats… all it does it devalue their body. If you want to portray a message then go write a book.- nik
**UPDATE: DIRTY ARMY Always Wins, OC Housewife Alexis Bellino
Posted in Cougars, Newport, The Dirty, Would You? | March 19th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, since all this drama with Tamra and her loser douchebag husband Simon I wanted to ask you about OC’s Alexis Bellino. She is super hot with an amazing body and wanted to see what you think? Personally I totally would but just a few times, I watch the show and when I see how her children see their nanny as their mom and that makes me sick to my stomach. I mean the girl has never changed a diaper? What kind of mom is that? Would you with any of the Housewives any city with a gun to your head and to cure cancer?
Answer: In the real world it wouldn’t happen because I am not a fan of her face, but if I had no choice and the world needed me to save lives I would sacrifice my Greg for Alexis over any other housewife from all cities (eyes closed though).
**On another note Gretchen Rossi’s make up line is no longer taking orders. My insider that is in her camp told me they are making up a story (lie) that all their products are sold out, but the real issue is supposedly suppliers are not happy that funds are going through Slade Slimey’s paypal account. Who really cares? They are both con artists.
**Update: After The DIRTY ARMY exposed what was going on with Gretchen Rossi’s make up line… they randomly closed up shop?
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What Has P-Nazi Been Up To
Posted in P-Nazi, Scottsdale, The Dirty | March 19th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like some things never change. After a short stint in tent city, P-Nazi is back roaming the streets of Scottsdale in his leased CTS. He spent some time in NYC on “business,” which means posting up at a coffee shop drinking a latte and trying to change the world one idea at a time. The only thing that ends up changing is the bandana on pnazi’s head, depending on the type of mood he is in. I hear if he is wearing a red bandana it means he wants to bang a girl on the rag, AKA rasberry filled donut, but who really knows? Anyways, just thought I would warn the Scottsdale population that with summer approaching, he will be rampant at pool party douche bag festivals comin to a place near you. Still unemployed and living off of dad, pnazi marches on. Can anyone confirm the rumors that pnazi suffered testicular torsion drunk off of Goose last week while showing off at a slip and slide party?
You can take the Bag out of the Douche, but you cannot take the Douche out of the Bag. Welcome home P-Nazi.- nik
Nik Richie’s Internet Stalker Report
Posted in The Dirty | March 19th, 2010
Angelina Jolie wants to sleep with Johnny Depp’s girlfriend. Anything Hollywood
Michael Jackson’s estate signs huge record deal. PopSquire
College girl yells at teacher, cops throw her on the ground and arrest her. Hollywood OC
Victoria ditches injured David Beckham in London. Pink Is The New Blog
Brittany Murphy was an “accident waiting to happen”. TMZ
Lindsay Lohan’s mom is selling toothbrushes now?? Dlisted
Dr. Phil becomes a grandfather. Stupid Celebrities
Jesse James is reeaallly sorryyy. Yeeeah!
Lindsay Lohan hates LA. WWTDD
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Self Proclaimed Mr. Dallas
Posted in 8 Belles, Dallas, The Dirty | March 19th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I guess this guy has been frequenting the Dallas club scene here recently. Wish, Clear, Purgatory and even claims he was at Kinki for your bday bash and took your horse 8 Belles home. Telling anyone who will listen about the upcoming launch of his promotions company. Typical Dallas 30k millionaire, but also a Scottie P. fan? Put him on blast Nik.
He looks like a fat Mark Sanchez… I do have to say that Scottie P is aging a lot better than Michael Jordan.- nik
Douchebag Already Knows He’s Not SGM
Posted in Charlotte, The Dirty | March 19th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Matsu trying hard to show he is straight I guess? Whats the term for this hand gesture? He must already know he isnt SGM so he now does this?
PGM- Pinky Gay Mafia… what is with the deformed Denzel Washington pinky Matsudouche?- nik
Calgary Has Dimes
Posted in Calgary, The Dirty | March 19th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this was from a recent “PLAYBOY MANSION” style party in Calgary, Nik why don’t you come up and party with us. I hope after seeing what these girls look like you will understand that Calgary has the hottest girls.
Actually, after looking at these girls Calgary has uglier chicks than Toronto… what a waste of a perfect dolphin hole on that REFUND Gap.- nik
Big Dumb Noodle Tool
Posted in Chicago, The Dirty | March 19th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Austin. He use to go to Lake Park High School, where he was the “tough” guy. Mr. Muscles here thinks hes hot sh*t and thinks that having muscles will win you fights. In reality no one likes this kid. All the girls think he is an ugly creep, and all the guys think he is a juiced up roid head. What do you thnk about this juiced up predator nik?
I think he has way too much hair on his arms for an Asian and that he obviously hates his race considering people in Karate do not do steroids.- nik
