THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out this picture Lord Disick posted on his instagram. Looks like Scott knew it all along. I always thought Kris Humphries looked like a monster.

I wonder if Scott and Kourtney have a joint bank account… why wont she marry him? Makes no sense to me. The guy is a f*cking Lord.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve written you before. I asked for advice because my life was in a downward spiral, but you pretty much told me it would never get better. I thought you were an ass hole and I was determined to prove you wrong. Well, I couldn’t. Since then, things have gotten worse. I gained 15 pounds, had to move in with my parents and the relationship with them is dissolving, I lost one of my jobs (I now have one part time job) and nearly 45k in student debt. I haven’t been able to replace my second job since I was laid off, and to add insult to injury, my looks have gone downhill since I turned 30. The age when you, and many others, say a woman is just about useless. I hate to say it, but you were right. I realized this when I put an add on the internet offering to be a girlfriend to anyone who could offer me a place to stay. Things do suck after 30. Bad enough that I’m pretty sure I wont stick around for 31. Please let people know that even if they have intentions of doing good in life, they will never be able to do it the wholesome way. I avoided sugar daddies, male sluts, cheaters, cheating, being an easy sl*t and all that stuff because I wanted to be in good moral standing. But that only gets people nowhere. Your message is true. Sad, but true.

This is why women get married so they don’t have to deal with problems like this. Find a security blanket so you can be happy for 4 years.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, as you can you see in my before picture I had a good body, but was just slacking with the ITG and started forming a muffin top, got up to 135 pounds.  I started working out but all the sudden hit a major wall at 125 and couldn’t lose any more weight with just diet and exercise.  I added GCBx 7 weeks ago and cannot believe the freaking results.  Down to 111 and I just took this picture this morning and realized not only is my muffin top almost gone but I have started developing a legit ITG, I was so excited about it,  I barely realized that I had lost 14 pounds… .  Didn’t see that coming at all.  So I wanted to ask you what you think about my ITG?

It’s only 2 fingers. I want 4 fingers. Don’t stop fighting! The Green Coffee Bean Gods are with you.- nik

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Amber. I feel the need to post her because it’s been a while that I’ve seen a girl in BR like this. She’s 20, pretty cute, Hooter’s girl, and with work and training could become a solid 8. So, I wanted to see what you think about her and she is she has any potential to be a DC?

She is a 5.88927718 at the moment. The lip ring, nose and teeth are really holding her back.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Candice Perfect.  She is an Alaska girl trying to become a model in Hollywood. Nik, she is obsessed with being fit and as you can see she has one incredible body.  I wanted to ask your opinion on her and give her some exposure.  I really think she can make it.

No shot. Her face screams Anchorage and her legs scream Nunivak Island. You can tell she use to wrestle Kodiak’s as a child.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I bet the lawyer deserved it.  Here’s a quote from his facebook regarding the event “what would you do if you woke up with a groggy head, metallic taste in your mouth, in a strangers house… walked to the mirror and seen come dripping from the side of your face from your mouth, and started wretching, realizing that someone had drugged, raped, and blown their f*ckin load in you? what would you do?”

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This guy is nuts.- nik