Jennifer Aniston Pulls A Porta Potty Move In Horrible Bosses 2

July 31, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out the trailer for Horrible Bosses 2 … Looks like the directors of the movie have been reading The Dirty.. Jennifer Aniston talks about getting pooped on at the end.

Yup, why do you think the main character’s name is Nik. I have fans.- nik

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Justin Bieber Proves He Is Still A Kid

July 31, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 4


Click Here to read my thoughts on the fake fight between Justin Bieber and Orlando Bloom!!

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Eli Wehbe Would Make A Great Hollywood Dirty Celeb

July 31, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 38

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, most of the male Dirty Celebs are major douchebags so I wanted to ask you if we can make Eli Wehbe a DC?  The guy is famous without even being famous.  He only hangs out with pro athletes, celebs and musicians and is also around a grip of guys.  People hate on him cause they are jealous, sometimes in life, you gotta give credit when credit is due and Eli, he has earned it.  I say we call him “I Am Legend”, because he is.

Nope, Eli requested to be a Dirty Celeb. That is not how this process works. Plus he hangs with too many dudes. “I Am Dude”.- nik

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How’s My ITG

July 31, 2014 Perth, The Dirty 38

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, lets keep this short and sweet…. what do you think if my ITG?

I like it. I would pour wine in you flute.- nik

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Who Is The Best

July 31, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 36

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this chick who calls her self a “coach” recently posted a side by side of her and someone who far succeeds her as a whole regardless of a tape or not, with a caption “Kim vs ME: who is the best?” I commented, along with dozens of other people saying “Kim is the best because shes not comaparing herself and youre supposed to empower people..” she must have deleted about 20 comments that said Kim and left all the comments that said she is the best and bashed Kim. What a fake, here I follow this chick for fitspo and she wants to call herself a coach who empowers people, yet shes edits her comments to look in favor of herself, and took the time to buy that outfit, take a photo in an identical pose and put the hashtag #confidence in an attempt to compare and invite attacks on someone else which is juvenile and stupid. Kardashian or not… so since Bruna Costa CANNOT DELETE THE POLE HERE, between these two, who everyone thinks is “The BEST.” Hey Bruna, you get what you give.

My vote is for Kim.- nik

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Meghan LeClaire Does Have A Nice Face

July 31, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 29

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, whoever posted my girl Meghan is insane. This girl not only has the body of a dime, but she has the face of one as well.  Whoever submitted her is just jealous cause their man probably wants Meghan and who wouldn’t.  Everyone in Scottsdale is all over that.

She must throw away pillow cases on the daily.- nik


Meghan LeClaire Has The Best Body In Arizona

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My Man Is Obsessed With Holly Dolly

July 31, 2014 The Dirty, Toronto 55

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, my boyfriend has always been very open about other girls and how hot they thinks they are.  We go out on dates and when we see one walking by, he will tell me how hot she is and how nice her butt is and blah blah blah. Anyway, since he found this Holly Dolly girl on IG he keeps telling me to go blonde and drop some weight.  It has never bothered me until now, because he brings her up daily.  I weight 24o so there is no way I will be able to ever look like her, so is he thinking about her the whole time we make love?

If you weigh 240 it is impossible for him to be thinking about Holly during intercourse… even if he closes his eyes, your body parts are not realistic enough. I think you are safe.- nik

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Red Rocket Is Just Not Happy

July 30, 2014 Hollywood, Red Rocket, The Dirty 39

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I feel so bad for my friend Tawnie… Tawnie has always been a hard working and smart girl, but the last few years of the Red Bottoms lifestyle has caught up to her… she has money, has travel, has had plenty of sex but she is still unhappy.  Its caught up to her what she has done for a pair of Red Bottoms etc… Is there anything I can do for her as a friend to help her get back to normal so she can stop trying to pretend she is happy?

Don’t blame Red Rocket’s mind, blame her chest.- nik

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