11.20.09

Mr. Belding Likes The Scent

Mr. Belding likes the scent

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik check out Mr. Belding from Saved By the Bell seems like he is always out partying and well it looks like he has a nose for the scent.

I just lost all respect for Mr. B.  It is cool to know that him and Screech still hang out… unfortunately, AC Slater has been big leaguing these two for 7 years.  Wonder why?- nik


Nik Richie

11.20.09

More On The Next Brian Durkee

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Here’s more on this kid who thinks he runs Scottsdale, he goes by the name of Bobby B and says if he isn’t promoting it, it’s not happening. All this guy does is try and host 18+ house parties. Here’s the caption from this pic “THIS KISS IS STRICTLY FOR ASHLEIGH ARRUDA BABY CHECK IT HAHA”. Nik this kid needs to be put in his place, please do so.

Bobby B, I heard they are having a sale at Claire’s this weekend on diamonds.  Just giving you the heads up.- nik


Nik Richie

11.20.09

Put This Volunteer On Blast

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kelly. She can’t decide if she’s a hardcore gangsta or sororistitute of the year. Always wearing the infamous Ed Farty, she clearly does Christian Audigier and her parents proud. Her makeup was obviously applied by the same goddess who creates Shauna Sands ethereal beauty. No one really knows why she likes to sk*nk around the athletic complexes, no doubt she’s giving it up with some number of athletes. She is regularly accompanied by her horse-faced cronies who think they are the sh*t. Really Tennessee? Is this the best you have to offer?

My wolverine senses smell a purple crayon fan.  Kelly, back that thing up… it makes you more classy.- nik


Nik Richie

11.20.09

Upgraded Would You?

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik I don’t think you have seen any cougs like the ones we have in Miami.  They are all fit, tan and have all had surgery to fix something wrong with their face and of course +2’s.  Miami douches spoil these girls with ‘upgrades’ so we can all reep the benefits.  Would you with any of these fine specimens Nik?

Answer:  With a gun to my head and to fulfill my Cougar fantasies I would rail the one in Orange with my eyes closed.  Pretty sure the one with the blue top is packing heat.


Nik Richie

11.20.09

A Few To Many Before The Game

A few to many before the game

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I was on my way to the Ohio State vs Iowa game last Saturday and I saw this winner passed out and surrounded by police. Glad they have all the officers on this guy at one time.

Yeah, he looks like a may be dangerous… I bet you he could still outrun the fat cop on the right while laying there.- nik


Nik Richie

11.20.09

Langley’s Gayest “Gangster”

Posted in The Dirty, Vancouver

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, well like this is Joel L or he calls himself Joel Lahee whatever that means. This guy is the biggest fruit in Langley, youve seen some guys from aldergrove but nothing adds up to this guy. Him and his crew are all so full on themselfs, thinking they own sh*t because they sell drugs to little kids and have money in the bank. I ask myself if they were so great why is it none of them can land themselfs with a girlfriend. Sorry for the revealing picture but this was joel in grade 8, seeing it that small i wonder his size now after the roids. The pictures explain for themself I think I will leave i at that.

I can’t believe people wear Assliction in Canada… don’t they know we make fun of those people in the States.- nik

**UFC Sidenote- who should I put my money on this weekend Ortiz or Griffin?


Nik Richie

11.20.09

Already Doomed

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Cassie Jo.  I am sure from the pics you can see that she has a mac forcefield, shes a sl*t, and a bit of an alcoholic (she carries around that flask everywhere she goes)…the best part about it is, she is only 18.  This girl can find any reason to sleep with a guy, he’s cute, he’s sweet, he’s nice, he’s hot, he’s strong, he’s really smart etc…Clearly she spends the whole day in front of the mirror, I don’t think I need to say more about that. She was dating a guy almost 10 years older then her when she was 15.  Nik this girl doomed..also why is she orange.

I look at her shark skin eyes and all I can think about is THIS VIDEO.- nik


Nik Richie

11.20.09

Caption Of The Day

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DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.

Words Fail Me? Please be funny and not racist.

Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!

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CLICK HERE TO SEE MORE GEAR

Last Caption (Click Here) Winner: +2’s

Welcome to the good life.


Nik Richie

11.20.09

Corporate Reject

Posted in Chicago, The Dirty

Corporate Reject

Corporate Reject

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please welcome Fat Joe to the dirty. Where do I begin…he’s a 28 year old “corporate” reject. He claimes to make millions working at the Home Depot. Obviously all he can afford is a fake gold chain to match his yellow teeth….look at that grill. I would hate to have to make-out with him bc his huge nose would get in the way. I think he still may be a virgin.

Let me guess… he lives in his mom’s basement surfing porn all day.- nik


Nik Richie

11.20.09

To Greg Or Not To Greg?

Posted in Dallas, The Dirty

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Greg?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Peek a boo nik wanna see if i have a greg?

Can you imagine railing that? Just get the sex change already… the world will be a safer place.- nik


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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"