Laura Jacobs Has Made It In Hollywood

July 25, 2014 Hollywood, Los Angeles, The Dirty 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this bitch has been on TheDirty before as the insufferable Hollywood bitch but I think we should make her the next dirty celebrity.  Honestly she needs the fame if she’s going to be going around Hollywood sleeping with every Hollywood director and producer trying to be the next big actress or hot model. She even compared herself to Scarlett Johansson on twitter. What do you think Nik?  You’re the expert.  She doesn’t resemble anything to Scarlett. I don’t know what kind of drugs she’s been taking for her to even have the slightest comparison with her.  Please let the world know about this delusional bitch!!!

She is not attractive enough to be a Dirty Celeb. All DC’s must at least hit a 5.00000917 or higher. Laura is in the 4.09877282 range.- nik

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Tammy Le Is A Gold Digger

July 25, 2014 Calgary, The Dirty 7

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Tammy Le.  She jumps from drug dealer to drug dealer. She acts like she is so balling but really she ain’t. She works at TD Bank in Chinook mall. Her last boyfriend was breaking up with her and she wanted money but he wouldn’t give any. I was sitting beside her as she called crime-stopers and reported him and everything he does an where he lives ect. feel sorry for him. She think she is hot shit for driving a Mercedes but really she didn’t buy sh*t her other ex boyfriend bought her this ride and she makes such fun of him. She makes so much fun of steven its unreal.  Talks about all her so called close friends behind all of there backs. I know cause she been doing this past few weeks around me. Probably talk about me when I’m not around either. She will f*ck any drug dealer that’s for sure.  Flash her some money and she will love you.

Tammy Le looks like she gives good foot massages.- nik

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Some Guy Named Ross Carver

July 25, 2014 Edmonton, The Dirty 25

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so here we have Ross Carver. So badly addicted to synthetic weed and selling on the side for 25 dollars a bag, still living with mom and swears up and down he can get back into the plants after having his TWIC card cut in half for getting caught smoking the fake weed in the parking lot. He has a fetish for dominatrix type women.  When he does have a girlfriend he loves her to use a dildo on him.

Scooby?- nik

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Guys Are So Dumb

July 25, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 32


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl goes by AlexaDntCare on IG and everyone is so damn in love with her… not realizing she is only 4’9…. this mix of Arabic and Latin American is a great one, but just way to short.  I can only imagine how soft that body is.

Come on… we have to blame Kim Kardashian for this one.- nik

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Pretty Sugar Porn Pot Pie

July 25, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 29

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Taylor. She’s been on here like Lindsey, her sister. She is a hard worker and a good person. Let’s get some nice posts going about this hottie!!

Sometimes I almost forget what real breasts look like.- nik

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Robin Is A Joke

July 25, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 49

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Robin actually thinks these people are her friends and it’s so sad. She doesn’t realize that she’s invited places because the pictures are hilarious and everyone thinks she’s a big joke. Nik if you had to take a stab at her age….what would you guess?

A pair of +2′s will get you on any boat no matter what age.- nik

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Woman Sues Pittsburgh Steeler For Allegedly Infecting Her With Herpes

July 25, 2014 Dirty Athletes, Pittsburgh, The Dirty 28


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Pittsburgh Steelers nose tackle, Camaron Thomas, Is being sued by a woman known simply as Adrienne E. for allegedly infecting her with the herpes virus. According to the lawsuit, the two met in 2009 at The Ultimate Sports Bar and Grille in Atlanta, Georgia and began a relationship. A month later, they had unprotected sex and continued to have sex several times a day until Adrienne E. noticed something alarming: Thomas allegedly had puss filled bumps on his behind and thighs. She asked him about the suspicious blisters, but he insisted they were just skin irritations from his football girdle, the documents claim. Do you think this chick stands a chance in court?  Click here to read full article!!!

How do you have sex with a guy who has ‘puss filled bumps’?- nik

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Afaf Is So Phony

July 25, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 35

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Afaf is one of the worst kinds of people- an intelligent person who chooses to lead a meaningless and dirty life. She is a terrible friend. She would rather have a gross, sketchy, and unfaithful boyfriend(s) than spend time with people who actually care about her. She posts pathetic instagram pictures about how she gets screwed over by guys, but EVERY SINGLE TIME she chooses complete losers. And then wonders why she gets in bad situations? She is a bitch and a fake. Not to mention she wears makeup that looks like something a grade schooler would apply. Grow up Afaf. Try to look classy and try to make better f*cking choices in life. I’m sick of watching you downgrade yourself.

Does ‘Afaf’ translate to ‘clown’ in English?- nik

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