11.06.09

Seattle’s Euro-Trash

Posted in Seattle, The Dirty

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is bozhenna, she is NASTY eurotrash. She thinks she is soo hott that no man can resist her. She tells everyone she is so rich and classy. Yet, I see her wearing velvet shirts and nasty dragon pants. She acts like a stuck up b*tch to everyone taking TONS of pictures of her stupid used car her parents bought instead of paying college tuition. The only question I have is if her family is soo well-off. Why, is her dad a truck driver and her mom works at old country buffet? I also heard she has the harp-harp! haha… nik your persian right? I heard she loves her some persian man.

I am still trying to find out what I am because there is no such thing as Persian.  We went over this already… Persia doesn’t exist.  People just say it because it sounds cooler and white people can relate it to cats and rugs.- nik


Nik Richie

11.06.09

Canary The Pussycat

Canary the Pussy (cat)

Canary the Pussy (cat)

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik check out this Pussy cat, its dirty celeb Canary.

I hope those tattoos I see around her down below region are fake.  I don’t think she would get something that trashy done to herself?- nik 


Nik Richie

11.06.09

Cat Fighting Soccer Girls

Seriously, get a tripod… that was worse than watching those bootleg movies they sell on the street corners in NYC.

**Julie Foudy is #6 rank Alumni at Mission Viejo High School, just in case you are wondering.


Nik Richie

11.06.09

Another Alaskan Beauty

Posted in Anchorage, The Dirty

Another Alaskan Beauty

Another Alaskan Beauty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik - you asked for it. I have been on the search for the best girls in Anchorage for your fans to pick apart. Because even the ugly girls have attitude up here; and we’re sick of it! Perfection and Women never go in the same sentence up here I assure you. We need an Alaskan Dirty Celebrity, I decided, and I’ll help you find one. What about this one?

You know this chick probably thinks she is god up in eskimo town.  I am actually surprised they have photoshop up in Alaska, let alone computers.- nik


Nik Richie

11.06.09

Tranny Manny Almost Showing A Greg

Posted in Las Vegas, The Dirty

Tranny Manny almost showing greg

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik tranny manny is basically showing off the greg, I am having nightmares already.

I do have to say that her friends have major Thunders.  Tranny Manny is a dude and he has skinnier legs than those Britney Spears leg clones.- nik


Nik Richie

11.06.09

Possible New England Girl For You?

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kera R**ery. She graduated college in 2007, and is from Fairfield County CT. Sweet girl, born and raised in Fairfield with a very wealthy family. You seem to be partial to blondes, so I’m not sure if she’s your type. Is she good enough for Nik Richie? What do you think Nik?

Nope, she is Asian.- nik

**Also, for you new DIRTY ARMY members, I have nothing against Asians.  I just don’t like the way they taste or smell.


Nik Richie

11.06.09

Caption Of The Day

Bad Taste?

DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”.

Bad Taste? Please be funny and not racist.

Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!

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Hat trick! (puking, then pissing and crapping in your pants).


Nik Richie

11.06.09

KC’s Biggest Trout

KC's Biggest Trout

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this low life piece of wanna be pimp sh*t trout is Mark H. and he’s a fraud, a liar and a complete asshole. He can be found at the club Mosaic pretending to be a big shot when all he is is a 30K milli. His greg is the size of a gerkin pickle according to several girls who’ve made the mistake of being drunk enough to make it back to his low rent apartment to see it. Put this trout on blast Nik, if for any reason for his low budget hair stylist choice. As for the girls, would you take either? He claims to have had both at the same time.

Wow… that looks like the new 4G version Hair Club for Men unit.  What does that put you back Mark?  I am guessing about $300 a month?  And to answer your question, I rather go whale watching in Dana Point than have a threesome with a combined weight class of 299LBs.- nik


Nik Richie

11.06.09

Do You Come Here Often?

Dude, check out this guy totally scoping the guy’s Greg next to him!!


Nik Richie

11.06.09

The Ultimate D-Bag

Posted in Orlando, The Dirty

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the blonde chick is Kiki, she’s a hottie for sure, but I can’t stand to stomach the site of her out with this D-bag. He’s a 30 something year old, broke, loser - who doesn’t drive because of multuple DUI’s, has you pick him up from his mom’s house, and is the ultimate manwh*re. This girl is wasting her time! Someone talk some sense into her!

Has she looked at herself?  She is a solid 6.7889378 which is huge for Orlando standards.  She needs to trade up because she can do way better than that Tool.  Seriously, find a Trout that can at least afford Disneyworld tickets.- nik


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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"