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Shay’s Not Just An “Instagram Model”

December 17, 2014 Riverside, The Dirty 0

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THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, people say my girl Shay is not a real model, but an “Instagram Model” only… what does that mean? If she is getting paid by a photographer doesn’t that make her a model? So what if he promotes her on his IG? The pictures aren’t taken just for IG? Feel me?

This looks very artistic to me.- nik

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I Wish I Never Used Brighter White

December 17, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 0


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, a girlfriend of mine was using BrighterWhite and I decided to get it as well.  Used it for about a week and I thought it worked ok.  Then I started to see it on my timeline being advertised by well known hookers/escorts… I don’t get why someone would want their product being promoted by girls that sell their bodies to men for money?  Threw that thing right into the garbage.

Why is she wearing all purple? I wonder if her teeth are purple too?- nik

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Picasso Is Becoming A Sex Symbol

December 17, 2014 Picasso, The Dirty, Toronto 0


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out Esjay aka Picasso looking better than ever.  Booty is on point, those +2′s are perfect and her nose is just right.  She is blowing up in Canada.

Picasso please LaserAway that nautical star on your wrist. It makes you look so ghetto.- nik

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Jenny Has No Soul

December 17, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 63


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you may remember Jenny. She has been posted before. I just saw on my newsfeed she is asking for $6500 for her kids Christmas. This girl hasn’t even seen her kids since she ditched them for L.A. over a year ago. $6500 for Christmas? Please put this phony bitch on blast.

Wow.- nik

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Sydney Is Like VanDirty

December 17, 2014 Sydney, The Dirty 16


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, whats up with girls showing off the stuff their drugdealer boyfriends buy them? Guess Australia is just like Vancouver, Asian girls dating tatted up drug dealers for purses and vacations. What do these women do anyways other than shopping?

VanDirty > Sydney when it comes to hot Asians.- nik

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**UPDATE: I’m So Sick Of Seth Rogen — ‘The Interview’ Is Dead

December 17, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty, Vancouver 41


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Seth Rogen and his bottom James Franco will try their hardest for any attention. It’s way too much and people are over these two douchebags.  So now their new movie has pissed off so many people that Sony is getting hacked, and now a lot of theaters aren’t even going to show this movie because there is a fear of a terrorist act of happening.  What are your thoughts on this?

Who cares. Seth loves all this because he is Canadian.- nik

**Update via TMZ:

Sony just released a statement, saying, “In light of the decision by the majority “The Interview,” we have decided not to move forward with the planned December 25 theatrical release.”

The statement goes on, saying, “We are deeply saddened at this brazen effort to suppress the distribution of a movie, and in the process do damage to our company, our employees, and the American public.”

The execs are underscoring the distinction between pulling the film because of the distributors rather than out of fear, saying, “We stand by our filmmakers and their right to free expression and are extremely disappointed by this outcome.”

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Kangaroid Is On A Mission

December 17, 2014 Kangaroid, Thailand, The Dirty 18

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Kandagroid is getting down and dirty about crime. He is on a mission to show the world how corrupt Thailand is. Kangaroid actually seems like a pretty smart dude.

Why is Kangaroid trying to get himself killed? Nobody cares about the Pattaya Police. The only thing this video does is make everyone afraid to visit Thailand.- nik

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Vegas Dave And GoDaddy Are BANNED From Hyde Bellagio

December 17, 2014 GoDaddy, Las Vegas, The Dirty 189



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Danica [aka GoDaddy] and Vegas Dave both have been BANNED from Bellagio for passing a small baggy with white powdery substance. They were caught at Hyde Bellagio and have been 86′d. This is a LIFETIME ban.

I wonder what was in the baggy?- nik


What Happened To GoDaddy And Midget Dave

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