Payton Barista aka Payton Scott’s PHOTOSHOP FAIL

April 23, 2014 Seattle, The Dirty 0 8,412 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, I was browsing Instagram and came across this horrifically photoshopped picture…what is going through this chicks mind when posting it?  Does she not think that it’s obvious?  All of a sudden she has a smaller waist? I normally don’t call these chicks out but this is just insulting to the general public.

The Devil is in the details.- nik

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How Hot Would Karina Be In Hollywood

April 22, 2014 The Dirty, Vancouver 18 58,920 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is Karina, she has been posted several times before.  For some reason a lot of girls hate on her and that is because she is one of VanDirty’s hottest girls.  She has the prettiest eases and her amazing +2′s fit her perfect.  Now she is considered a 9 or higher her in VanDirty, but I wanted to ask you what she would be in Hollywood if she came out there.

She is a solid 6.8762812. Her minimal chin enlarges her nose. Makes her look too Canadian for California standards.- nik

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Tila Tequila Is Off Her Meds

April 22, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 16 72,091 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, why is Tila Tequila pretending to be pregnant again? Seriously, she is offensive to any woman who’s ever been pregnant and to women trying to get pregnant but can’t. Firstly, she’s gotten a bit chunky and is just pushing her stomach out! Secondly, most women know not to announce their pregnancy until after 12 weeks, as that’s when the risk of miscarriage is highest. I was 102 pounds when I fell pregnant, and I’m only 5ft2, I didn’t show until I was 19 weeks. So I call bullsh*t on her “10 week” bump. Please let her know how pathetic she is, because you just know that she has herself on google alerts!

Tila looks like she is sticking out her stomach. There is no shape to her pregnancy.- nik

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Hilary Duff Is Giving Up

April 22, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 0 86,198 Views


Click Here to see Hilary Duff’s weight gain this week!! The marriage is definitely back on!!

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Poor Sharkey Can’t Find Love

April 22, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 52 107,763 Views



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so beta male Sharkey and Tricia Evans have been hanging out and were in love but that seems like it ended already.  Tricia has posted she hates him and some drama has went down. See it appears Scooby Snack isn’t the one catching this psychos wrath. Even after being found guilty of Domestic Violence for beating up Scooby Snack he is still on a rampage. I don’t give 2 sh*ts about either of them but wanna know if he beat her up and why. This is crazy and Sharkey just won’t listen and does anything for attention. Btw is Tricia Evans now living in Vegas? She is blasting him for a reason and I want to know what for. Beta male Sharkey and fake Playmate Tricia Evans are completely lost souls and both need a fresh start in a new city! Ps is Sharkey GAY?! She has a good point!!!

I heard Tiesto was at The MGM and some chick asked for his picture thinking he was Sharkey.- nik

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San Pedro Stores Beware Of This Guy Who Steals Tips

April 22, 2014 The Dirty 2 97,448 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this was at Yogurtland in San Pedro… Saturday 4/19 day before Easter. This guy lingered around and seemed like he was under the influence of drugs.  A worker turned her back and he immediately grabbed the tips and left. What a f*cking douchebag!!!

Looks like Jenny McCarthy is right… we are all infected from the vaccines given at birth. Stealing is second nature to kids now.- nik

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Am I A Bad Mother

April 22, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 168 131,171 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I need your advice. My daughter is 20 and she has been sucked into the modeling scene like a pack of coyotes looking to recruit a new member. It’s everywhere you turn on Facebook; and I can’t seem to avoid it. However, there is a bit of a difference between her and these aspiring “Facebook models”. My daughter has done beauty pageants her whole life, even won several. She’s natural. As much as I don’t want her to become one of these gals on Facebook with thousands of perverts, I live to make my daughter happy. She recently came to me and asked to attend a bikini model search in Cancun. She entered a contest that was built around likes comments and shares but lost, due to the fact that the girl she was up against apparently purchased likes & comments (I didn’t know you could do such a thing). I felt bad about the cheating going on and so I went ahead and booked my daughter the trip to Cancun. All in all I spent $1400 on the event, and $600 on flights. To top it off, I gave her $500 to spend on whatever she wants. Total, $2500. Now, normally I would ask you if I am a bad mother for doing this, but here is where my fire burns. You see, after booking this event for my daughter, I saw more girls losing in this “contest” because of what my daughter claims to be girls buying them. This one girl in particular; her name is Ashley Salazar, lost to another model and the very next day I saw that she was attending the event. My daughter messaged her asking for modeling advice and this girl told her that she will never get anywhere in modeling, to stop trying, unless she shoots with her (Ashley) and her connections. Now I have learned that this Ashley is also a photographer. As time progressed, I learned from my daughter and other parents I speak to online that dearest Ashley cried to the owners of this bikini model search and ended up getting to go to this event FOR FREE!! As time progressed more, I learned her husband is also going FOR FREE, because Ashley is apparently some celebrity that I was unaware of. After searching the Internet to learn about who she was I found out on your site that she lost custody of her daughter – over modeling – and that she has told off many girls and is extremely competitive. My blood boils not because my daughter wants to pursue her dream, but because I just shelled out $2500 to pay for this trip and this rude girl and her husband gets to go for FREE. So now I will ask you: Nik, am I a bad mother for doing this and getting screwed?

You are a bad mother because you are letting your daughter go to Cancun. Free or not, there is no modeling in Cancun. It’s just girls getting naked.- nik

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ICK Is A Real Model

April 22, 2014 Riverside, The Dirty 185 119,069 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ICK is really a model.  She didn’t make it up, its all the haters spreading lies about her.  Which is sad she had to go through all these hater’s lies and knowing their lies poor girl….. She is a Model and is with agencies and host and does get private invites to red carpet events, movie screenings she’s proved her haters wrong good for her! Do you see the @ sign given credit to the photographer?  That means a real photo guy is shooting you and you are 100% model… She recently made a video inviting everyone in her home if must say it was very nice. She’s doing her thing and no one is stopping her.

Keep sucking it in ICK.- nik

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