The Dirty

Posted in Nik Richie Radio, The Dirty | February 3rd, 2012

Here is the replay of this weeks Nik Richie Radio.  Find out how Girls Gone Wild was created and the struggles Joe Francis overcame to build his empire.

Also- Dirty Army, Joe Francis has a little present for you.  CLICK HERE TO HAVE A “HEART ATTACK”.

Posted in The Dirty, Ventura | February 3rd, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Natalie Payne. She’s from Ventura. She’s a liar and a fake. She used to live with my friends boyfriend. Their agreement was for her to pay $500 a month for her and her son. She paid rent the first month she was there. She received $236,000.00 from her parents estate. After she received that money she made up every excuse not to pay rent. All she cares about is material things. Expensive things. She spent all of that money on herself instead of her son. Anyway, she told my friends boyfriend that she was broke, she couldn’t work, blah, blah, blah. She lived there for over a year and never helped out(his fault for believing her). But she sure found a way to pay some +2′s and to go on shopping sprees galore! She spent all of that money in a year! Natalie loves to play the victim card to her friends. Saying she’s broke, and all the men she dates treat her and her son bad. OH! she makes her boyfriends take care of her son instead of doing it herself. This some BULLSH*T! as soon and these guys get tired of spending their money on her they leave, and then she starts putting them on blast like they did something bad! All this chick does is lie. She avoids anyone who tries to confront her. Natalie is one of THEE fakest birds I’ve ever met! Don’t let her fool you guys she’ll use you until she gets tired of you. Nik what you you think about her drawn in eyebrows? She shaves them and draws them in very dramatically. Worse than a mexican chick.

Well we know she didn’t spend any estate money towards those eyebrows.- nik

Posted in Mission, The Dirty | February 3rd, 2012

(Click on her face to see her tan lines)

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Melyssa Buhl is a dirty girl who cheats on her boyfriends.  She is such a trainwreck and who ever she dates or friends all she does is take them for what she can.  She is a gold digger and one sad girl, like seriously, who takes pictures like this?  Not attractive.

I am not into MMA chicks.- nik

Posted in Portland, The Dirty | February 3rd, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jenny Thomas, I came across her on facebook and I want to know what you think. I would definitely hit that, she is sexy as hell, has pretty eyes, a great smile and those legs look amazing.  You know Forest Gump would say yes for sure.

I am almost convinced that girls get side scripture tattoos to distract guys from their side fat.- nik

Posted in Indianapolis, The Dirty | February 3rd, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, smoked my self retarded this am.  Came to work and did my usual… went to some blogs including thedirty, then opened up the chain mail from out staff with all the funny pics or videos everyone sends themselves.  I couldnt stop laughing at this for some reason, what do you think?  Don’t mess with Vader right?

That commercial sucked. Nobody is going to say, “Hey did you see that bug commercial?”. What a waste of millions of dollars.- nik

Posted in Seattle, The Dirty | February 3rd, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know that there are some uglies in the modeling world but this one takes the cake. Why do old hags think they can model? And better yet why do people humor them? I think someone need to get her a dose of reality.

Her face makes me think she has a British accent.- nik

Posted in Chicago, Dirty Army Strong, The Dirty | February 3rd, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Paula, she screams for attention and once she gets a little she completely abuses it. She “dances” more than half of the week and now she claims that she will be going to school for political science. Accepting her was the worst decision that DePaul University has ever made. This future politician might get her votes through her lack of clothes, but there’s no way that she will be able to get a respectable job because she does the job of a stripper (but just gets paid less). Worst part is that she looks like a tranny and has the face of a drag queen.

If Obama made it in Chicago than she should be fine.- nik

Posted in Orlando, The Dirty | February 3rd, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was a moron and made the biggest mistake of ordering an item off of BAKZO.COM before checking any reviews for the site. The site looked decent and since it was based in the US, I thought it’d be a little safer to order off of it. I had so many problems, it was absolutely ridiculous: when they shipped it, I tracked my package and they shipped it off to FRANCE! How and why the hell did they manage to send it overseas when I live in North America?! Second issue was the fact that they took about 2 months to “resolve” it. I continuously complained, called, and emailed to get my measly little item delivered. The one guy who kept on answering the calls (and probably the only guy that actually works for Bakzo) kept on apologizing and he told me they’ll ship me another one. Nope, never got it! Never got a tracking number or anything either. After that, “they” would ignore my emails and just would not pick up the phone. It took so long to try and resolve this issue, that my credit card company wouldn’t be able to refund me anymore. So I sent my complaints to the Better Business Bureau and found out the name of the owner, listed on BBB’s page for Bakzo.com: Said Ragragui. I found him on Facebook under Orlando, Florida and under his contact information, he lists all the websites he runs (including Bakzo). If anyone in Orlando knows this asshole scam artist, give him a good kick in the nuts and don’t order off of his sh*tty website!! I later found handfuls of complaints on other websites about the shady customer service, “missing” shipments, and how crappy the items he sells actually are (aka they’re FAKE) yet he charges retail price for them. I’ve learned my lesson from this, but I’m still pissed off that a piece of sh*t like him is running around and scamming people.

Armani products are for poor people anyway.- nik

Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty, Would You? | February 3rd, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Rio. She used to date a friend of mine. I think she’s super pretty, but she is dumb as a door nail. She parties a lot, that’s all I really know about her… Anyway, would you?

Rio, do you know how to read emails and book travel? You are hired as my assistant. I need an average looking girl with a cool name so I choose you.- nik

Posted in Cellan, Jacksonville, The Dirty | February 3rd, 2012

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, my girlfriend is a die hard of your site.  She took that Cellan stuff for a month dropped her little 7 pounds of baby fat and once she got her next bottle she didn’t even need it.  So I decided to try it, I didn’t it cause I’ve always been in shape as you can see from my before, but with my regular work out and cardio check out my stomach.  I don’t remember when I started but I’d say this is about day 25 to 27 maybe.

You look like me in High School now.- nik

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