Chantel And Latoya


chantel n latoya 3 somes!

chantel n latoya 3 somes!

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is Latoya and Chantelle from Nanaimo. These girls are classy to the max! They love sleeping with boys who have gfs! That’s there thing! Together they’ve slept with over 250 guys!! And they admit to it! I met these two at a party were they attacked me for no reason. After words they got gang banged by all the guys at this fat brad guys house. DISGUSTING! Chantelle has homewrecked at least a dozen couples that I know! She will do ANYTHING in bed and ANYONE when drunk. Girls guys you name it! These are the 2 raunchest gals in town. For a case a bear you get a very happy ending with clap!

I blame Captain Morgan.- nik

Crazy Cottage Grove Girl


crazy cottage grove bitch

crazy cottage grove bitch

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Cheyenne Gardner is the cockiest girl I have ever met. Boys meet her and run the other way.. she literally acts like a man. She looks decent on facebook and instagram, but in reality is ugly and fat. She actually photoshops her butt and her lips to look bigger in all her pictures, then hash tags them “#sexy #hot #boobs #curves #body #women #nofilter”. Can you say desperate? Anybody can take a picture and push their boobs to their chin or photoshop their pictures to increase their ass five times, but this girl isn’t fooling anybody. People refer to her as “oh, that chick who looks hot on facebook and then like a burley overweight man in person.” She also likes to publicize the fact that she still holds her V-card, but that is nothing to be proud of if you post pics like that, hunny. I would support this if she was saving herself for her husband (or wife, who really knows at this point?) but there is no saving yourself for anyone if there are half naked pictures of your body all over the web. Not to mention, uploading photo after photo of the classic duck lips pose (photoshopped enhanced lips and zits edited out, of course). This girl needs to be put in her place. And that place would be extreme duck people fit club. Somebody take that girls big mac from her. You ain’t fit girl.

I’m not a fan of Snail ass lips.- nik

Would You With Sexy Candice


Would you with sexy Candice?

Would you with sexy Candice?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Candice Swanepoel, she’s a South African model and frigging gorgeous. I have a huge girl crush on her and I would definitely switch teams for Candice. She has perfect hair and pretty blue eyes, her boobs could be a little bigger but I think she’s gorgeous. So Nik, would you?

Answer: I know who she is and I have always had issues with how long Candice’s neck is, but the real answer to your question is Yes. 

Curly Or Straight Hair


Curly or Straight Hair?

Curly or Straight Hair?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! I was wondering which you like better: curly or straight hair? In what circumstances would one look better then the other? Which type of curls is the most beautiful? Thanks! Btw I loove your site! DA STRONG.

I hate curly hair with a passion. STRAIGHT or die.- nik

She Needs To Stop Talking Behind Everyone’s Back


Destiny Head

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, lets get to the point of this post shes a Huge waste of Oxygen. Face looks like she has what skrillex has, but caked in with makeup. She talks sh*t behind every one’s back even her boyfriend. She looks like shes aging faster than any girl should. And leeches off her boyfriend always. she also talks to other guys while with him. what goes around comes around.

Who is this “she” person? Does “she” have a name? I like how her nose is so big it doesn’t blur.- nik

Dirty Australians


Dirty Australians

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these dirty girls popped up on my facebook feed. Why in the world would anyone, even descended from criminals, think this is ok? DA strong!

The girl with the weird white Australian slippers sure does pee a lot.- nik

Girl On The Toilet



THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, well this video scared me to death for all the wrong reasons. Who the f*ck is this chick!? I need to now her name!

First thing you need to do is get braces you Gothic Hick.- nik

Rapist In The Making


Rapist in the making


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this creep is Jake Morgan. He’s pretty pathetic and likes to rape girls while they are sleeping. Ive heard from one other person that he did this to them too. I feel bad to anyone who even thinks about dating him. He keeps asking girls to come to his house and when they refuse he gets mad at them and blocks them off facebook. He had sex with a prostitute with drd’s named Lauren. And he used scissors to trim his pubes and then used the same ones to bust his weed up. He told his roomate if he didn’t let him use his facebook to help him with his beef and back him up he would kick him out. Now hes running away to Edmonton because everyone hates him here.

Aliya May Anderson, you know you can call the police and press charges.- nik

Tumblr Famous Blue Haired Girl


Tumblr Famous Blue Haired Girl

Tumblr Famous Blue Haired Girl

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is famous on tumblr apparently for her appearance. So I have to ask, what do you think?  Cause I think she is some ugly beat hipster with blue hair.  Nothing cool about that.  And stay great?  LOL, more like stay fat.

Stop submitting yourself Blue face.- nik

Beware Of This Fake Pimp


DIRT BAG

DIRT BAG

DIRT BAG

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I wanna start off by saying this guy (in the display pics) is the dirtiest creep you will ever meet. Pedophile is the correct word when talking about this douche bag, who by the way goes by the name G-Man, or Rami G-Unit. He likes to add little 16 year old girls on facebook and “pimp” it up. He likes to “post” up at your local convenient stores and act “hard” stare you down while you’re tryna buy some milk or something. He literally, pimps girls out, “drafts” young girls to go suck and f*ck, so he can make money off them. Known as a “snitch” he’s been beatin nicely, likes to rat on other fake gangster wannabe’s like himself. He has two older brothers, who like himself, are dead beat losers, i believe one of them has a page on here, goes by the name sammy ” pedophile” stacks, and the oldest brother… jesus christ, i don’t know where to begin. So nik, I will end this page with a little joke, I think it’s only fitting I write this joke….. This guy and his GF are fighting…… She says “I’m Breaking up with you”. “Why ??” he asks, She says….. “because you are a pedophile!! he says “Pedophile ???? Hmmmmmmm that’s an awfully BIG word for a 10 year old!” .. this joke basically sums up g-u not’s day to day life. Beware the fake pimp!

But the cat drives a Bentley?- nik