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I Drool Over Julz

November 26, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 61


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, heard about this girl Julz last week after she bought some fancy bottle for Marlin’s superstar Giancarlo Stanton. Now, she does have the haircut of a lesbian, but also has this phenomenal ass for a white girl. You can see a ton of cellulite in it, so you know its real and none of the fugazzi bullish*t most of these hoes be rocking. Do you agree here Mr. Richie?

In 2015 white fat asses will be dead…some rapper will make a song about something else and it will kill the fat fad.- nik

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Ellie Al Fayed Is A Goddess

November 26, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 38


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here is more of Ellie Al Fayed. I don’t know much about her besides that God himself put her together. Even the new +2′s, I have to give credit to God as well for making that happen. Does anyone know her? What she does for a living? How old is she? Or anything about her. The masses must know about her.

You mean God himself put together the doctor who made her. Kevin Bacon mode.- nik

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Obama Can’t Be Serious

November 26, 2014 Dirty Politics, The Dirty, Washington DC 59


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, why is Obama talking about sending troops back to the Middle East.  What kinda of nonsense is this?  He lied to us.

Two more years and Obama will go down as the worst president in American history…worse than Carter.- nik

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Fake Wannabe Photographer Fashionista

November 26, 2014 Sacramento, The Dirty 19


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, she needs to be taught a lesson. This bitch tried to ruin a five year relationship of my sisters by claiming my sister cheated and trying to get my sisters man to sleep with her fake Asian ass. My sister is a redhead pinup model! Like her man would ever go for that nasty looks like every other Asian bitch. This hoe is known for coning men in the Bay Area into buying her expensive gifts, taking her on expensive trips and out to fancy dinners. Then she won’t even blow them. She likes to play the “I’m such a nerd” card when she don’t know shit about Star Wars. Stay the f*ck away from this whore if your ever in the Bay Area!

The toes creep me out.- nik

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Sabrina Nellie Saved My Marriage

November 26, 2014 San Diego, The Dirty 42


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, I would never do this usually but I have to. I found Sabrina Nellie through TheDirty and I have to thank you. Her webcam shows are the BEST I HAVE EVER SEEN. My wife and I watch them together and let me tell you, if you haven’t, go get one of her shows, its well worth it. She probably saved my marriage.

Sabrina stop plugging yourself…we get it — you have no soul.- nik

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Dan Bilzerian Hit Number #1 On The 10 Celebrity Instagrams

November 26, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 21


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like Fake Dan Bilzerian hit number #1 on the 10 Celebrity Instagrams, titled, “You Don’t Want Your Child To Follow.” He beat out celebrities like Rihanna at #2, Candice Swanepoel at #3, and Justin Bieber at #4. I didn’t know Bilzerian was a celebrity? How did he make the list?

Patil is on the pay roll like everyone else. Here is the bigger question: How much money has Fake Equis’ Instagram made him?- nik

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April Eve Is A Little Full Of Herself

November 26, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 12


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Playmate April Eve.  A while back one of her GF’s hooked me up with her, it was a blind date and let me tell you, she did not look anything like her pictures in real life.  On top of it all, she thought she was the hottest sh*t around and her attitude was way too full of herself.  Yes, she has a nice rack, but that is about it.

What is that growth on her leg? It looks like dermatitis.- nik

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Celebrity Gossip: Blogroll

November 26, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 0

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Click Here to see how crazy Lady Gaga really is… and we thought Amanda Bynes was crazy!!

Click Here to see why famous people live in New York, no one cares about them!!

Click Here to see Angelina Jolie… she is so skinny now, she doesn’t look healthy!!

Click Here to see Kim Kardashian back in the States… It’s been weeks since she has seen Norphan!!

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