Sunday 19th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Baton Rouge’s Amber Is Smoking Hot

May 18, 2013 Baton Rouge, LSU, The Dirty 11 82,874 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Amber. I feel the need to post her because it’s been a while that I’ve seen a girl in BR like this. She’s 20, pretty cute, Hooter’s girl, and with work and training could become a solid 8. So, I wanted to see what you think about her and she is she has any potential to be a DC?

She is a 5.88927718 at the moment. The lip ring, nose and teeth are really holding her back.- nik



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Alaska’s Hottest Export

May 17, 2013 Anchorage, The Dirty 15 86,873 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Candice Perfect.  She is an Alaska girl trying to become a model in Hollywood. Nik, she is obsessed with being fit and as you can see she has one incredible body.  I wanted to ask your opinion on her and give her some exposure.  I really think she can make it.

No shot. Her face screams Anchorage and her legs scream Nunivak Island. You can tell she use to wrestle Kodiak’s as a child.- nik



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Kai The Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker Wanted For Murder

May 17, 2013 Fresno, Jersey, The Dirty 28 86,857 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I bet the lawyer deserved it.  Here’s a quote from his facebook regarding the event “what would you do if you woke up with a groggy head, metallic taste in your mouth, in a strangers house… walked to the mirror and seen come dripping from the side of your face from your mouth, and started wretching, realizing that someone had drugged, raped, and blown their f*ckin load in you? what would you do?”

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This guy is nuts.- nik



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Jayne Please Slow Down With The Mollies

May 17, 2013 Las Vegas, The Dirty 31 83,827 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jayne is a college party girl here in Vegas.  I have known her for a while, she loves house music and raves so of course she loves Molly.  She also likes to drink way too much and also hook up with DJ’s famous or not.. Nik she is somewhat pretty can you give her advice to slow down?

I rather she speed up so that she can get pregnant and disappear from the scene entirely.- nik



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Would You With April

May 17, 2013 Las Vegas, The Dirty 13 83,162 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, keeping this very short.  This is April Rose and many consider her the perfect package.  Would you with her if given the chance?

I hate to break it to you, but she looks nothing like that in real life.- nik



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My Boy Loves Big Girls

May 17, 2013 Dallas, The Dirty 91 86,765 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so for some reason one of my bestfriends only hooks up with big girls.  And when I say big, I mean 200 pounds or more.  He only weighs 140 and he takes these girls down like he was an Indian and they were some buffalos.  I wanted to ask you is there anyway to get him out of this?  Because when he is sober he hates them, then he gets wasted and will literally find the biggest girl in the club and take her home.  Check out his last catch.

Dude I wish I had someone like this in my crew. All my boys are afraid to even talk to chicks.- nik



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