THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is “celebrity” agent Mike Esterman. And when he uses the term “celebrity” he means girls on model mayhem that he represents. He needs to be put on blast because he takes advantage both physically and monetarily of young naive models. Here is his scam, he sneaks into parties where celebrities are, begs them to take a photo with him and then he puts them on his website and facebook and claims to represent them. This of course is all just a charade to make him look legit to the 19 and 20 year old models and DJ’s he represents. He lures them in by saying, hey look I work with this actor and this singer, the girls believe him and then he books the girls out to clubs at only a few hundred dollars and takes 50% of that. At the clubs he “accompanies” them but that is just so he can make sure he gets them drunk enough so at the end of the night he can “escort” them back to their hotel rooms. And that of course is where he tries to force himself on them. This guy truly is a creeper and horrible person. Just look at him, he even looks the part. Nik please make all those unsuspecting models he hits up on facebook aware of this to protect them from making a mistake with this loser!
I always wondered when Mike Esterman would show up on TheDirty.com. Kim, what are you pointing at?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl Stefanie Danielle Morse goes around Ft. Lauderdale spreading drd and anything else she catches along the way. She is money hungry and will use guys just like she used my dumb ass. Hopefully the next guy doesn’t make the same mistake I and make others have.
It’s amazing how fake breasts can blind a man.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so Demi Moore finally checked into rehab here in Utah. It is insane to see all these celebrties and their drug addictions. They have the best lifes, everyone wants to be them, they have all the money in the world. But for some reason they sure ass hell love their drugs. I have no doubt it’s your fault she ended up in rehab.
Sick of people saying it’s my fault. I don’t even know this chick… if anything I saved her life.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, frosted tips, pooka shells, waxed eye brows, athlete, all around tough guy, classic 90′s look, ruggedly handsome, seen at the Splash Room handing out business cards. This guy has the worst game in the history of game.
Pooka shell choker… do I really need to say more?- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I have never met some b*tch like this ever in my life. Over summer in LA, a producer or director told her that he could get her into a movie but not before he railed her in the ass a bunch of times and made her basically his sex slave. Right now you can catch her every weekend on Mill or in Scottsdale with a different guy each time. She doesn’t use condoms, which explains why last month she got “something” surgically removed from down there. She has a thing for black guys with curly hair and jews because she told me they have a lot of money. Obviously when someone will do anything for money you can tell she has a huge thing for that pepsi whenever she can get her hands on it. I don’t know how any sl*t like this thinks she will actually be an actress, its really just sad.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I was reading this chick’s blog and I guess she is some Russian chick who lives in LA, or something. Her and ET have some sort of feud going on about who’s skinnier and who has better +2′s, and I think this chick takes the cake when you compare her to ET! So, the big question…Would you?
Answer: Not answering Would You? part yet because I don’t know her well enough and her shoulder is kind of circular… other than that she is way better looking than E.T.
SDSU girls it is very important that you do not pre-party and get too wasted to make the BUS. Also, if you are blonde with blue eyes you will be drinking for free so make sure you have a designated driver.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik and Laides check out this average looking guy Rik who is almost 40 years old and acts like hes 18, who still lives and breathes night clubs and meeting different women every night even at his age. I met him one night in Fort Lauderdale a couple months ago and that same night he asked me to come home with him and have a couple drinks at his private bar he had at his place, shoulda known better right after he asked that. We regrettably hungout a couple times after that night, and every time he tried getting in my pants. After getting to know him a little and after him finally telling me the truth about how OLD he actually was and how I found out he like knows every girl in south Florida I was disgusted. Ive also heard disgusting stories about him from my girls girls who when one night I was over I asked him about the stories he quickly denied them but when I went in detail about who my friends were and what they said about him he froze up and then told me “you can leave now” and just stopped talking to me. What kind of a doughbag asshole does that! People I know who know him say hes a big talking wannabe ladies man who almost 40 and who preys on preferably young girls who don’t know better. Ladies PLEASE look out so you don’t go through what I did.
So what is the point of this guys life? Lay off the cialis Rik, it’s getting to your head.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are some Jessica-Jane Clement pics, make up and I think photoshop free. She looks completely different and I went from being in love with her… to realizing all women are the same. Under that make up, they are nothing special.
She looks like a normal civilian with large implants. Nothing to brag about.- nik
