The Dirty

You Are A Product Of Your Environment

Posted in Mission Viejo, The Dirty



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I went to high school with you and Scooby and was class of 98.  I always looked up to Scooby because he ran MV as a senior.  Star football player, star baseball player, student counsel and overall pimp.  He dated the hottest chicks in school and was a role model to all the under classman.  You Nik, not going to lie… I don’t remember you.  Anyway, I’ve been a fan of the site since DirtyNewport days and find myself having the same exact interest in women.  I love white chicks, and the rest of the nationalities don’t really do it for me, not cause I’m racist, I just love a tall, skinny, curvy, big breasted, blue eyed blondes.  You can’t blame me can you?  I was looking at Mission Viejo on Wikipedia and came across this fun fact.  And during the times, when our brain develops the most, this is what we were around.  A bunch of hot white girls… and that’s why we think like we do.  Example, if a white chick grows up in the ghetto, there is a %100 chance that she will have 3 different black baby daddies and enough children for a starting basketball line up.  Am I right? or am I right?

I agree, you would never see Jake Fitch talk to a brunette.- nik

The Perfection As I Call Her

Posted in Dallas, The Dirty

The perfection

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this body is just perfect, pure perfection I wouldn’t even recommend her getting +2, this is just perfect… What do you think, no +2′s right?

I love how the knees touch and she still maintains the Inner Thigh Gap. I think she is good, her frame is so small going up to the chest area that she doesn’t need +2′s (for now).- nik

Atlanta Has Some Hot Girls

Posted in Atlanta, The Dirty, Would You?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, weather her name is Chandler or Madison, this girl is gorgeous. You still haven’t given a straight Yes or No to her… what do you think?  Don’t be a gay or lie.

Answer: I’m heavily leaning towards a Yes.

Bill Clinton Is Keeping Up His Appearances

Posted in Las Vegas, The Dirty

Slick Willy is keeping up appearances

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, check out everyones favorite former president at the Monte Carlo Casino this week. In this pic, Billy boy, is posing with porn star, Brooklyn Lee on his right arm. On the other arm is Tasha Reign, another porn star, while Jennifer Taule, is seen to the far-left. Quite classy, if you ask me.

I thought the far left was Bill.- nik

More Intel On Dream Girl

Posted in Dallas, The Dirty

more intel on dream girl

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I found another better picture of that chick someone said was their dream girl but her face was a bit blurred. Who is she, she is freakin dime!

Come on DIRTY ARMY you are better than this… we need to raid this girl’s life!- nik

Anderson Cooper At It Again

Posted in Dirty Army Strong, Manhattan, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, love the site! So I was scrolling through my daily gossip news and I came across Anderson’s show yesterday. Not sure if you have gotten wind of it yet but that dude was shut down! He had the “human barbie” on yesterday and not only did she put him in his place, he got so DUH and angry he kicked her off the show!! He’s such scum to have people on his show only to attack them. Yet people seem to think he’s such a great guy….pppfffttttt!!! The ONLY reason he kicked her off was because she shut him up. Did you see it? I tried looking for the clip she was going back at him on what he was really doing and I can’t find it. But he has ZERO problem having the clip up of him asking her to leave. Dude is ass backwards.

I wish I could see the unedited version. He pulled my show with Sarah Jones off the radar like it never existed.- nik

Happy 5th Anniversary To TheDirty.com

Posted in Scottsdale, The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, congratulations on your website’s 5th anniversary! I started following dirtyscottsdale in the summer of 2007. It inspired me to develop my own real estate blog www.UglyHousePhotos.com in November 2007, which is still going strong. Well, it seems that Rep. Ben Quayle is trying hard to hide Brock Landers forever. First, he was a co-sponsor of the anti-Internet bill SOPA, which failed in January 2012. But now I see he voted in favor of the equally anti-Internet bill CISPA in April 2012. His opponent in the primary election, Rep. Schweikert, wisely voted no. Is it time to bring back Brock Landers so that this tool will not be elected again? Best wishes!

I don’t understand why Ben Quayle aka Brock Landers is so ashamed of his past origins. He helped create one of the greatest websites on the internet. Ben, trying to erase the past (your past) seems a little hypocritical if you ask me.- nik

What Do You Think About This Miami Goddess

Posted in Miami, The Dirty, Would You?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is the most perfect woman ever… Miami has the hottest women on the world beside Rio De Janeiro… I have to know if you would with this dime?

**Lol, besides Miami having the hottest women… They have the largest transvestite population… and this is the catergory this “girl” falls under.- JV

I agree JV, she is a he.- nik

Dirty Army Go Vote For Keisha

Posted in Dallas, Hollywood, The Dirty



(Click on Image to vote for Keisha and help her win)

JUNIOR VARSITY:  Nik, one of my favorite smoking hot girls Keisha is part of Maxim’s Hometown Hotties this year and I wanted to see if we could help her win this title.  I saw the other girls and they don’t even stand a chance next to her.  She has my vote and she should have everyone elses.

This is cheating JV.- nik

5 Years Of TheDirty.com

Posted in Chicago, Dallas, Hollywood, Las Vegas, Newport, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Vancouver

The most common statements I have heard over the years:

Year 1: “This will never work.”

Year 2: “Someone is going to kill you.”

Year 3: “You are going to get AIDS.”

Year 4: “Can I be your friend?”

Year 5: “You made it.”

Come join me May 25th as we continue to make history.- nik