THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I introduce you to Anita ...
Posted in The Dirty, VancouverThe Dirty The Dirty
Your Future Ex Wife
Posted in Dallas, The Dirty, Would You? | March 13th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let me introduce you to Christy Smith, 22 year old, Smart, Educated, Blonde, Richard’s ex, Rachael C*rdova’s Ex BFF. Now Here is the question Would you make her your “future ex WIFE”? Please be Sincere in your answer.
Answer: No, we need to work on the nose, but I do see potential in us. Is she really from Dallas because that automatically makes her psycho and have old people neck.
Megan Fox Needs A Hand Model
Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty | March 13th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik… So I was looking at possible auditions when I came across this! Megan Fox Hand double Armani Commercial $323/8 Yes SAG 3/11/2010/ Female / Caucasian / 22 – 27 We would love to see some girls who can double for Megan and has GREAT hands, would love some hand model submissions. Don’t they have plastic surgeons in Hollywood that can fix it?
Yup, she has already started taking doctor visits because of me. I feel bad (pause not).- nik
Kim K And Jay Leno Scissor Gang Mafia
Posted in Hollywood, Scissor Gang Mafia, The Dirty | March 13th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik here is a a pic of Kim K and Jay Leno… So real or fake SGM?
Both Real SGM… Only because Kim is about to kick her cheater dude to the curb and Jay wears all denim.- nik
Dallas Stalker And Gay-Star’s Girlfriend
Posted in Dallas, The Dirty | March 13th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this whitney chick is such a dork. She would post all over gay-stars page that she was his boyfriend and write to every single chick on the page telling them to stay away and had never even met him! Now she had leper write on MY facebook page and threaten me all because she thinks i know george f’in gstar! Shes creepy. and shes fat with a lissssp.
I honestly think the +2’s made her fatter looking.- nik
Loser Tool At BAR Charlotte
Posted in Charlotte, The Dirty | March 13th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look who it is out at the greatest place in town BAR charlotte. I think this loser works here now or at least pretends he does. The question is where is his boyfriend tonight? not sharing any of these wonderful dudes he picked up?
Do these girls not read TheDirty.com? He has a 2 inch Greg on a good day.- nik
SD Coug Still Working At Hooters
Posted in SD Coug, San Diego, The Dirty | March 12th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, SD Coug is a nasty, fake person. Looks as though she is putting on the pounds. And I find it sad she is almost 30, still works at Hooters, and still does fashion shows that pay almost nothing and pretends to be a super model.
Yeah, it does look like she has gained about ten pounds. Her stomach is taking away the attention from her +2’s.- nik
[IMAGE: SfinxProductions]
The Eagle Has Landed
Posted in The Dirty, Washington DC | March 12th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: It’s starting from the top Nik! Nice to see the White House finally following through on something. I know they were smart and bought their Molson Canadian 24 in Washington instead of paying $40 to buy it up here in Canada though.
This picture makes me want to throw up.- nik
Nik Richie’s Internet Stalker Report
Posted in The Dirty | March 12th, 2010
Jeniffer Love Hewitt and Jamie Kennedy broke up? Anything Hollywood
Michael Jackson’s furniture goes up for auction. Pink Is The New Blog
Lesbian teens try to go to prom.. School cancels prom altogether. Hollywood OC
Corey Haim may not have actually overdosed. Yeeeah!
Kid Rock’s wallet takes a hit over fight lawsuit. TMZ
Jessica Simpson NEVER brshes her teeth? BH Gossip
Have you ever seen a cat playing the piano? Dlisted
Kendra Wilkinson is getting a breast reduction? WWTDD
James Browns’ body is missing from it’s crypt? The Daily Fix
Michael Lohan has his ex girlfriend arrested for harassment. Stupid Celebrities
Click HERE to follow Nik Richie on Twitter
I Wonder If Her Family Knows She Does Porn
Posted in SDSU, San Diego, The Dirty, Would You? | March 12th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Terrah a 19 year old bomb shell from San Diego. She does porn, not sure if her family or boyfriend knows but I think she’s pretty hot and I would rail her, would you?
ANSWER: No, she has a wierd face, thunder thighs, weird knees and probably only does purple crayon productions.- nik
Biggest Douche Part Club Owner In Houston
Posted in Houston, The Dirty | March 12th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is micheal dr*mlewis he will f*ck any girl!!! hes an std walking! not to mention hes a 1 min man!!!! with a small greg. He works at CLUB SCENE IN MIDTOWN. He says hes part owner lmao he thinks thats a real job lol and he really thinks he can sleep with any girl cause hes part owner of that ghetto *ss club that sad part is hes been dating this nice girl named sarah for a long time and shes f*cking clueless sorry to tell u hunny but ur man f*cks alot of girls behind ur back.
Part owners don’t drive Porches, that’s his Nissan in the background.- nik
