11.19.09

Flaming Forgy

Posted in San Diego, The Dirty

Falming Forgy

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, heres Bronson. Hairstylist, closet homo and apparently North County mobster. As far as I know you need a license to carry a handgun in the great state of CA. Every time I see this guy on your site he looks more forgy than the last. I wonder if he uses that cigar when there’s no purple crayon around. Word on the street is he has the gift that keeps on givin, at least all his ladies that end up at the gyno say so. How do guys like these exist Nik?

Broham, you reside in San Diego… there is no such thing as “hard” there.  FYI- all male hairstylist are for the Gays.  The ones that claim straight are lying.- nik


Nik Richie

11.19.09

Crow-Ho At Her Best

Posted in Crow, Dallas, The Dirty

Crow-ho

THE DIRTY ARMY: Found this vintage picture of The Crow. Well… It speaks for its self.

She looks way better now after her lipo, +2’s and chin implant.  What is with the midget?- nik


Nik Richie

11.19.09

Maybe I Should Make The Weasel A Dirty Celeb?

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is erica chevill*r, she swears she’s a playmate (she never was) and thinks she is God’s gift to all of us. she is nothing but a bartender and “club promoter” in some cheezy town near ft lauderdale. she has more plastic surgery done to her face than michael jackson and goes under the name Bunny. she is a level 10 gold digger with no life. she swears she is a perfect 10. she uses some financial guy to fly her around the world and meet his celebrity purple crayon clients and B-listers.

Sometimes I feel like my mission on earth is to keep Pauly Shore relevant so that he can bang more chicks.- nik


Nik Richie

11.19.09

Philly’s Number 1 Douchebag

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, check out philly’s #1 dbag.  he thinks he runs the city…just look at some of his fb status updates. 1) G lounge- my usual table- poppin bottles- fistpumpin…..this sh*t never gets old. Hit the cell. 2) Poppin bottles at Red Sky with the greek-italian connection, 3 piece suit-wads thick and im strapped. what what. 3) Me and presta are stimulating philadelphia’s economy once again, poppin bottles At recess, come thru.   Do you see what i mean how can the ladies resist that haha.

He probably gets laid like a champion because chicks in Philly are obtuse.- nik


Nik Richie

11.19.09

Vancouver’s Favorite Escort

Posted in The Dirty, Vancouver

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I present to u Montana! aka Horse face. The worst boob job ever and this chick loves one night stands and hooking up with guys she thinks have money. Shes a golddigger, and will do anything for some cash. She sleeps with MARRIED men, OLD BUSINESS MEN, n even a PARAPLEGIC for super low rates. Go Montana Go! Thanks Nik.

I have never seen a chick try to push her rack apart to have more of a REFUND Gap?  It must be a Canadian thing.- nik


Nik Richie

11.19.09

New Star In Pittsburgh

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, meet Alexis from Pittsburgh.  She use to bang soooo many guys but now she has been on Howard Stern and some reality show and she thinks she is hot sh*t.  So Nik would you?  If you do make sure to wear a condom!

Answer:  No, I see three bumps coming out of that dress and the lower bump I am not really fond of.


Nik Richie

11.19.09

Urlacher’s New Girl

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THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, saw the post on Urlacher’s Ex-giving his Jersey the finger, I think i know why she is pist off. She got traded for a bigger sloot!

That is not even close to an upgrade?  What the hell is Urlacher thinking… he can pull way better trim than that.- nik


Nik Richie

11.19.09

Skeletal Fetus Head

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THE DIRTY ARMY: This chick calls her self a hair stylist? Shes nasty and shouldnt be aloud in our school. That’s inappropriate on so many levels. Right?

I hope she is trying to make some anti-abortion statement because I don’t see the style in it?- nik


Nik Richie

11.19.09

Bloody Brad

Posted in Chicago, The Dirty

Bloody Brad

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Brad from the RR/RW Challenge after picking a fight with Darrell. Needless to say you do not F with Darrell. Both players were kicked off and for Darrell it was a $30K mistake.

I don’t watch shows about has beens.- nik


Nik Richie

11.19.09

Are Those +2.5’s??

Posted in Oklahoma, The Dirty

+2.5's??

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik - ….seems to be taken at a club in OKC. i don’t know the chick but the +2s are screaming at me, and i’m not quite sure what they’re screaming….but it’s def 2 completely different things. I think she’s smuggling small children in those things. Or maybe backup domes (her head appears to be about the same size as the jugs below) Yowzuhs!

Is it gay that the first thing I looked at in this picture was the trail of ants on the dudes face on the left?- nik


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+2 Factor: when a chick gets a boob job it increases her value two points on a ten point scale

+2's: fake boobs

30k Milli: a guy who claims he make millions, but really only make around $30k a year and spends all his money on stuff he can't afford; a poser

6 head (5 head): when a person has a enormous forehead (measured in inches)

Affliction: a brand of clothing worn by losers

Afro-Brow: hairy eyebrows

Air biscuit: fart

Anti-petite: no way near small

Aquaf*gs: underwater f*gs

Babushka: a big giant, Harlem Globetrotter-like afro, that explodes out of the panties of a Crabby Patty when panty security has been breached

Beak: Nose like a large bird

Beat: disgustingly ugly

Bissues: b*tch with issues

Blanimal: A black animal

Blast (putting someone on blast): putting someone in the spotlight and/or exposing them; talking crap about someone

Bucket Seats: nice ass

Butterface: everything looks good, but her face

Cadirack: not easy on the eyes, an eye sore

Caker: chick who wears way too much makeup

Cannibal: a lesbian. Because they eat their own kind

Car-Tastrophe: beat looking people in a car

Ceptor head: looks good except her head

Cheesecake: real fruity guy

Chubble: problems fat people cause.

Combustible Cougar: horny for young men

Combustible face: Hazardous look

Cougar in Training (Baby Cougar): a girl who will grow up to be a Cougar because her mom is one and/or she is starting to look and act like one

Cougars: women who are 40 or older who try to be 20 (by getting plastic surgery, wearing tons of makeup, dressing like they are 20, etc) and usually date or "prey" on younger men

Cougar-Troll: an ugly cougar

Cougarville: place where cougars come from

Cougarwood: place where famous cougars go

Cougrrrr: Very ugly cougar

Count gutula: big stomach

Crabby Patty: p*ssy

Crash test dummy: a dumb friend that you can convince to do anything

Dale Boy (Dales): a guy who claims to be straight but acts like he's gay (or really is just gay)

D-Bagalicious: sensational D-bag

D-Bag: Douche bag; someone who sucks at life; a total jerk

Dirty Army: the group of people who are fans of thedirty.com

Dirty Bird: dirty/sl*tty British chick

Don: a young female gold digger looking for a new wealthy father or sugar daddy

Douchetard: douche + retard

Drag Hag: someone who hangs with drag queens

DSL's: D*ck sucking lips

Dugout Driller: aggressive gay guy

Egg Roll(s): fat Asians

F*gadocious: super gay

F*gtastic: overly gay

F*gtician: professional f*gs

Fake SGM: people who are not in the Scissor Gang Mafia but pretend to be by giving the scissor gang sign in pictures (and NIk will point out the reason why they are not cool enough to be in it)

Fanny Pack's : beat girls that have no appeal

Farm: a person's ass

Fattastrophe: group of very fat people

Fifty cake mistake: big girl who loves cake

Fifty Yarder: only looks good from fifty yards away

File You Away: putting a hot guy/girl (whatever works for ya) in your mental hard drive so you can masturbate to them later

Flesbian: Fake lesbian

Forgy: Short for, "For the gays"

Frat Rat: a girl who loves to hang out with and/or screw guys in fraternities

Freetard: a free retard

Front Grill: teeth

F*ck Trophy: baby/kid..."What bout that chick you met at the club the other night, did you hit that?" "Naw she's got a f*ck trophy."

Fugly: f*cking ugly

FUPA: a fat upper pu**y area. Men can have it too.

Gaysian: a gay Asian.

Gestappo's : those who oppose the dirty army

Gills: side fat; love-handles

Grave Diggaz: dirty nails

Grazer: chick that likes to eat a lot

Green Bay: cellulite; cottage cheese

Gregalicious: Owns a greg

Greg-Juice: self explanatory

Greg: penis; tummy stick

Helmet Special: retard

Himstitute: tranny prostitute

Hoemerican: an American hoe

Horses (or any reference to a horse, stable, the derby, races or horse names): people with huge teeth and gums that resemble those of a horse

Insurgents: non SGM perpetrator/ enemies of the army

Jack Bauer: a person with a large fore head or a twenty forehead

Jay Leno: got a big chin

Kodiak: body of a bear

Lee push up bra: from the makers of lee press on nails

Long Head Clan: horse division ( horse head)

Lotto Baby: unknown father (a lot-of people hit that)

MAC Forcefield: tons and tons of makeup that looks clown-like

Mad Monkey: extremely drunk & out of control

Mick Jagger's : Big lips

Muffin Top: when a person's side or stomach fat bubbles over their waistband because their pants are too tight, forming the shape of a muffin

Multichin: multiple chins

Multi-Gregging: Gang bang on one chick

Nominee: person with no money

Nomo's: a place where no homo's are welcome

Noodles: referring to Asian people or descent

Nostrildahmus: Huge nose pipes

Onion: nice a$$

Oscar Myer: Got a Greg

Pack of franks: fat rolls on a chicks body..."Damn! look at the pack of franks on that chic"

Paki house/hut: liquor store

Patch Adams: balding

Pearl catcher: chicks who get c*mmed on

Pebbles: an attractive, yet underage and overly sexual young girl. (aka jailbait)

Pepperidge Farm: way too old

PGM ("Pinky Gang Mafia"): the rival gang of SGM whose members show their pinky finger when having a picture taken

Pickle Smoocher: rubs the Greg

Pig Fishing: guys who are out to just f*ck anything

Pirate: gay dude. Because they like semen on their poop deck

Poon lagoon: pu**y

Prop 8: gay person who wants to get married

Prosthetic Playa: fake wanna be player

Puffydumbbell: roid user

Purple Crayon: A black man's Gregr

Raisinets: ugly nipples

Red Cup Nation: those of us who agree that only red plastic cups should be used at parties (because all other colors are stupid)

Refund Gap: the huge gap between some women's fake boobs that is so big that they should get their money back from their doctor

Ronald Mcdonalds: High arching eyebrows

RVM: red vest mafia: Valet attendant

Sevenhead: means "Yes I ride the Short Bus!"

Sewerfront: Waterfront in Scottsdale

SGM ("Scissor Gang Mafia"): people who make a scissor/backward peace sign when having their picture taken

She-Boys: Trannys

Shim: a girl who looks like a man

Shimspital: hospital for shims

Shman: female type of man

Shopping Bags: droopy boob job or +2'S

Shotgun: a slutty chick. One cock and she's ready to blow

Shougar: a girl that is a cougar and a shim

Skankaholic: addicted to or being a skank; likes skanky chicks; an alcoholic skank

Ski Jumper: big or long nose

Slant F*cker: guy who only likes f*ckin asian chicks

Slim Slow Diet: a fat person who feels it necessary to show people her body..."Sick, see that fat girl in the bikini? Oh, she is feeling good about herself since she just got on the Slim Slow Diet."

Sloon: a chick that looks like she's mixed with snake lizard and baboon

Slug: Ugly slut

Snicker Licker: White girls who only like black guys

Soldier: a member of the Dirty Army; a fan/supporter of thedirty.com

Sorostitute: a girl in a sorority that is easier than a prostitute

Sphere Job: a boob job

Spongebob: a nasty female that has a crabby patty instead of a vagina

A Stallone: a really ugly Italian chick (or any chick for that matter)

Stay Puff: juice-muscular guy obviously on roids

Stretch Armstrong: face lift too tight

Sugar butt: a gay guy

Summer Teeth: some are here, some are there

Superhighway Gap: boobs miles apart

Synchronized Sucking : what aqua f*gs do

Talons: ugly toes

Tenderfoot: gay or feminine

Thunderstorm: extremely large thighs; thunder thighs

Too Fat Shakur:2-pac fat reference

Top Romin : a person that is broke

Tranimal: animal tranny

Tranny: a girl with so much makeup caked on her face that she looks like a transvestite

Tri-Tip: she can try the tip

Troff Feeder: an obese female

Trout: an older man who dates younger women in trying to be younger or "swim upstream"

Trout Mouth: looks like a fish

Tuna Factory: chick who has nasty lookin p*ssy lips..."That chicks gotta tuna factory goin on down there."

Unbeweavable: lots of weave

WNBA: a tall female who is manly

Would You?: means "would you screw this chick?"