She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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What Has P-Nazi Been Up To
Posted in P-Nazi, Scottsdale, The Dirty | March 19th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, looks like some things never change. After a short stint in tent city, P-Nazi is back roaming the streets of Scottsdale in his leased CTS. He spent some time in NYC on “business,” which means posting up at a coffee shop drinking a latte and trying to change the world one idea at a time. The only thing that ends up changing is the bandana on pnazi’s head, depending on the type of mood he is in. I hear if he is wearing a red bandana it means he wants to bang a girl on the rag, AKA rasberry filled donut, but who really knows? Anyways, just thought I would warn the Scottsdale population that with summer approaching, he will be rampant at pool party douche bag festivals comin to a place near you. Still unemployed and living off of dad, pnazi marches on. Can anyone confirm the rumors that pnazi suffered testicular torsion drunk off of Goose last week while showing off at a slip and slide party?
You can take the Bag out of the Douche, but you cannot take the Douche out of the Bag. Welcome home P-Nazi.- nik
Nik Richie’s Internet Stalker Report
Posted in The Dirty | March 19th, 2010
Angelina Jolie wants to sleep with Johnny Depp’s girlfriend. Anything Hollywood
Michael Jackson’s estate signs huge record deal. PopSquire
College girl yells at teacher, cops throw her on the ground and arrest her. Hollywood OC
Victoria ditches injured David Beckham in London. Pink Is The New Blog
Brittany Murphy was an “accident waiting to happen”. TMZ
Lindsay Lohan’s mom is selling toothbrushes now?? Dlisted
Dr. Phil becomes a grandfather. Stupid Celebrities
Jesse James is reeaallly sorryyy. Yeeeah!
Lindsay Lohan hates LA. WWTDD
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Self Proclaimed Mr. Dallas
Posted in 8 Belles, Dallas, The Dirty | March 19th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I guess this guy has been frequenting the Dallas club scene here recently. Wish, Clear, Purgatory and even claims he was at Kinki for your bday bash and took your horse 8 Belles home. Telling anyone who will listen about the upcoming launch of his promotions company. Typical Dallas 30k millionaire, but also a Scottie P. fan? Put him on blast Nik.
He looks like a fat Mark Sanchez… I do have to say that Scottie P is aging a lot better than Michael Jordan.- nik
Douchebag Already Knows He’s Not SGM
Posted in Charlotte, The Dirty | March 19th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Matsu trying hard to show he is straight I guess? Whats the term for this hand gesture? He must already know he isnt SGM so he now does this?
PGM- Pinky Gay Mafia… what is with the deformed Denzel Washington pinky Matsudouche?- nik
Calgary Has Dimes
Posted in Calgary, The Dirty | March 19th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this was from a recent “PLAYBOY MANSION” style party in Calgary, Nik why don’t you come up and party with us. I hope after seeing what these girls look like you will understand that Calgary has the hottest girls.
Actually, after looking at these girls Calgary has uglier chicks than Toronto… what a waste of a perfect dolphin hole on that REFUND Gap.- nik
Big Dumb Noodle Tool
Posted in Chicago, The Dirty | March 19th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Austin. He use to go to Lake Park High School, where he was the “tough” guy. Mr. Muscles here thinks hes hot sh*t and thinks that having muscles will win you fights. In reality no one likes this kid. All the girls think he is an ugly creep, and all the guys think he is a juiced up roid head. What do you thnk about this juiced up predator nik?
I think he has way too much hair on his arms for an Asian and that he obviously hates his race considering people in Karate do not do steroids.- nik
Jesse James’ Mistress
Posted in Hollywood, Los Angeles, The Dirty, Would You? | March 19th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, is Jesse James serious with who he was sleeping with behind Sandra Bullock’s back? Nik would you with Bombshell Mcgee the mistress of Jesse James?
Answer: I wouldn’t for obvious reasons, but I know Jesse would. She is everything Sandra isn’t, I can only imagine the weird kind of sex they were having.
If It Aint A Yes I Don’t Know What It Is
Posted in Minnesota, St. Paul, The Dirty, Would You? | March 19th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I present to you Isabela Son*in*….Brazilian model and a yes to anyone who’s not forgy…..I would punch my mother in the face and hope for another Haitian earthquake for a shot….what about you Nik, would you….visine? I’d give her the snorkel mask treatment!
Answer: Nope, she is actually really gross to me. Her eyes are dark, her head is square, her clavicle looks like crazy thanksgiving wishbones and her rack is not big enough for her amazon body. This is a hard NO for sure.
Caption Of The Day
Posted in Caption of the Day, Little Rock, The Dirty | March 19th, 2010
DIRTY ARMY, here is your beautiful picture for “Caption of the Day”. Worst Job In History? Please be funny and not racist.
Winner of this Caption of the Day wins a DIRTY ARMY Shirt guy or girl!
Last Caption (Click Here) Winner: The Guinea
FML.
Future NHL Star
Posted in Dirty Athletes, Newport, The Dirty | March 19th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is good ol’ CJ Stretch of the Kamloops Blazers… No wonder hes on the blazers, his f*ckin crotch is on fire. Although he is an outstanding young talent on the ice, theres something that we should all know. Lets just say CJ stands for C*m Junkie and Stretch just simply refers to his slinky dong. He bangs allright girls, plays great… but is just a sex maniac when in public. he hails from Irvine CA, so he might even be bi-sexual. Who knows though right? Nik what do you think about our future NHL’er Mr.Stretch?
Coming from Irvine, CA doesn’t make you Bi-curious it just makes you like Asian chicks. I decided.- nik
