THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I think its time the world knew the truth about Fabiana Parsons. Seeing as she has over 40,000 followers on twitter. I’ve decided to open 40,000 dumbasses eyes. Fabiana Parsons is not a famous celebrity in Chile.. She isnt part of NYCModels. The truth is, Fabiana Parsons is a man. In 2005, she started joining social/rateme websites under the name “Variana Cavalli” Telling people she was a famous model/singer in Chile. Stealing photos and videos from a South American singer named Ninel Conde. She was busted for faking over and over. The reason I am bringing this up is because this person “Faby” sometimes escorts on websites and uses the internet to get dates and trick straight dudes into jacking off for him while he records and posts these videos online. She is indeed a man and as you can see by the photo’s submitted. He tries to look female and use body pics of people he thinks he looks like. Guys are mesmerized by a “super model” and jack off for him. Please help me open the eyes of 40,000 people. Let them know the truth!
So most of his followers are automatically Gay now. Amazing!- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, well, Charlotte’s #1 girl is making her 9th (or maybe more, who can count these days) appearance on the Dirty! This time we have some great PREGNANCY BELLY pics that everyone has been waiting for! For those of you who do not know, this is Brittany B, a former Men’s Club stripper and resident Alley Cats h*e’ who got knocked up after a meager 3 weeks dating her drug dealer. She planned the whole pregnancy, and is now reaping the benefits of her boyfriends drug money. Oh well, guess the girl was smart enough to pick a sucker who will do what she says… The baby is due in only a few more weeks but this girl is still dressing up like she is about to go to work on the pole! Anyway, for all of you who follow this girl closely on The Dirty, here are her belly pics. We can’t wait to see how many classy South Charlotte mom’s don’t let thier kids play with thiers after her stripper, pole dancing, money chasing, tattoo wearing self shows up in her little ugly car (that until a few weeks ago had some pretty nasty language graffitied on the side). Oh well, its just a matter of time before social services start getting calls about her “awesome” parenting.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is just an all around BAD person. She calls herself “Amanda F-150″ We already know you’re the size of a F-350, so don’t play that “I’m skinny” sh*t. She hooks up with ANYTHING. She tries too hard. She’s 300 pounds, and wear booty shorts, and thinks she’s hot sh*t. She’s tried to f*ck with my boyfriend, and countless other girls boyfriends, and now the world needs to know. She’s a cake face, and you can see it in her pictures. She also thinks the duck face is cute, because she’s a wannabe bro-hoe. She does so many drugs….aren’t you supposed to be skinny after a 3 day coke binge? She smokes weed too much. Her hair is too yellow, and fake. She’s just gross. The cyber world needs to be alerted so they don’t get DRD or whatever else she has. She needs to learn to put those big floppy tits away. No one wants to see that. She’s a turn off.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, when I saw this video I could not stop laughing and for some reason this is how I pictured you after you lost 5k. But after seeing this guys furniture and house, I’m assuming he lost $5 or maybe $20 at tops. What do you think?
I already ordered a new flatscreen. My night was pretty much the same.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s some more Las Vegas escorts. From what I’ve heard they’re all major sl*ts and coke heads. The blonde one I think is the newest one, I’ve only seen her around recently. She won’t make it very long she looks a little on the heavier side. Whats up with the one on the left of her she looks like a rough tranny. The girl in pink needs to not pull her hair back so tight looking like Lebron’s hairline! How can a girl wake up and act like she is the best, after she just got *** all over her face by some old 40 year guy?
I always wonder what they tell their parents (if they have any) when asked how they make money? “Mom, I’m a Casino Host and part-time Entertainer.”- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik! huge fan from Kosice, we are Dirty Army like you say. I don’t know how I feel about my back, my boyfriend was making love last night behind and he said I had back rolls. What you think, should I lose some weight?
I do see some rolls on your side, but you have a strong Inner Thigh Gap which makes up for it.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Marina Kopp is a dirty major gold digger, she gets her victims mainly from online dating websites, however, you will find her in every single club of San Diego and surrounding areas looking for stupid victims and giving every guy with $$ blow jobs as well, she is as dumb as they come, she is uneducated, has no real job, other than looking for future rich husbands, her body odor and smell is like a sub with lots of oil and vinegar dressing, she is a scammer…watch out for this woman!
Sounds like a perfect girl for my webmaster Hack Murphy (he is rich). Come meet Hack at Stingaree Feb. 17 in San Diego… he loves Golddiggers and Hybrids.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, found this while trawling the net, she might need some +2’s though would you still? Natalie Pietrzak Miss Massachusetts 2012 is without a doubt one of the hottest girls in America. If she only moved to Cali her life would be 27 times better with way more opportunity to put that body to use.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m a huge fan of your site and love how you always speak the truth. People always stare at me and everyone tells me its because how exotic and beautiful my eyes look. I wanted to see what you think about them and are they really that exotic? Love you Nik!
F*ck your eyes… LaserAway that mustache and Boomerang Uni! Sorry, but I do not want your love.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Kayla Delos, the Colorado Springs sloot. She is in her mid 20′s and has been married about 4 times already. Her current husband is a muscle head in the AF and thinks this gold digger actually loves him. What a fool Nik! Anyways, here are a few pictures of her, ya she has a bangin bod, but definately has some daddy issues!
