Serbian Natural Blonde


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I really like your taste in a woman, its similar to mine, blonde hair I prefer dark blonde not really a fan of bleach white hair, tanned skin green, grey, blue eyes inner thighs gap, small waist… I think that you will like this Serbian model Sofija Milosevic. Would you?

Answer: No, she looks too Croatian.

Try And Be A Better Mom


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, there is nothing worse than a sl*tty “mother” who does not take care of her own kid. This tranny lookin sk*nk is always out drinking and doing drugs. It’s bad enough that her baby daddy isn’t in the picture, but for her to do the same is absolutely ridiculous! Hey Ashley… Why don’t you STAY at home with your child instead of sl*tting up every bar you step in? Ew and please lay OFF the makeup.

Ashley ask yourself if you want your child to end up on TheDirty.com looking like you? Because a child only knows what they see.- nik

New York Senate Bill Seeks To End Anonymous Internet Posting


New York Senate bill seeks to end anonymous internet posting

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Quayle, AKA Brock Landers, isn’t the only elected official that wants to silence free speech. Introduced by New York State Sen. Thomas F. O’Mara (R), S6779 would require that ANY anonymous post online is subject to removal if the poster refuses to post — and verify — their legal name, their IP address, and their home address. From the (likely well intentioned) bill: “A web site administrator upon request shall remove any comments posted on his or her web site by an anonymous poster unless such anonymous poster agrees to attach his or her name to the post and confirms that his or her IP address, legal name, and home address are accurate. All web site administrators shall have a contact number or e-mail address posted for such removal requests, clearly visible in any sections where comments are posted.” What do you think Nik?

I think Thomas F. O’Mara is an idiot. This will kill the internet and make everyone paranoid of losing their privacy (the little privacy we have left thanks to our government).- nik

Still Up To Her Old Tricks


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik fat ass Fallon (Nintendoll) is still up to her old ways.  She’s still slipping nips for tips and sucking d*cks for whips.  Here’s a few of her clients hmm hmm I mean clients, ops I did it again, I mean boyfriends.  She got the trashiest tattoo on the side of her body,  she thinks shes a robot.  I dunno how guys could stick it in such a crazie b*tch, I heard she smells down there from a one of the few guys she didnt sleep with in town, although shes tryed on mutiple occasions.  Hes mine sweetie, stop asking if he wants his d*ck sucked.

Nintendoll, the dark hair ruins you. Please fix it immediately.- nik

She Loves Tacos


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is down for ANYTHING AND EVERYTHING! Be careful girls shes a little on the sk*nk side, and guys if you want a bj wave a taco in her face and she will get right on her knees!

I love post like these because they help my diversity traffic numbers for TheDirty. #AffirmativeAction- nik

You Know You Fell Off When…




THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, we all remember Omarion from B2K.   And we all remember he was a part of a one hit wonder, poor guy must be hating his life, no music career or anything.  If he thought he still had a career the first picture should tell him everything.  Look at the girl, what is she doing?  Hiding her face, why?  Cause Omarion fell off and she doesn’t need to be embarrassed.

I remember this guy from the 90′s right? Him and Jesse McCartney should hang out.- nik

You Are A Product Of Your Environment




THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I went to high school with you and Scooby and was class of 98.  I always looked up to Scooby because he ran MV as a senior.  Star football player, star baseball player, student counsel and overall pimp.  He dated the hottest chicks in school and was a role model to all the under classman.  You Nik, not going to lie… I don’t remember you.  Anyway, I’ve been a fan of the site since DirtyNewport days and find myself having the same exact interest in women.  I love white chicks, and the rest of the nationalities don’t really do it for me, not cause I’m racist, I just love a tall, skinny, curvy, big breasted, blue eyed blondes.  You can’t blame me can you?  I was looking at Mission Viejo on Wikipedia and came across this fun fact.  And during the times, when our brain develops the most, this is what we were around.  A bunch of hot white girls… and that’s why we think like we do.  Example, if a white chick grows up in the ghetto, there is a %100 chance that she will have 3 different black baby daddies and enough children for a starting basketball line up.  Am I right? or am I right?

I agree, you would never see Jake Fitch talk to a brunette.- nik

The Perfection As I Call Her


The perfection

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this body is just perfect, pure perfection I wouldn’t even recommend her getting +2, this is just perfect… What do you think, no +2′s right?

I love how the knees touch and she still maintains the Inner Thigh Gap. I think she is good, her frame is so small going up to the chest area that she doesn’t need +2′s (for now).- nik

Atlanta Has Some Hot Girls


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, weather her name is Chandler or Madison, this girl is gorgeous. You still haven’t given a straight Yes or No to her… what do you think?  Don’t be a gay or lie.

Answer: I’m heavily leaning towards a Yes.

Bill Clinton Is Keeping Up His Appearances


Slick Willy is keeping up appearances

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, check out everyones favorite former president at the Monte Carlo Casino this week. In this pic, Billy boy, is posing with porn star, Brooklyn Lee on his right arm. On the other arm is Tasha Reign, another porn star, while Jennifer Taule, is seen to the far-left. Quite classy, if you ask me.

I thought the far left was Bill.- nik