Monday 20th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Kai The Hatchet-Wielding Hitchhiker Wanted For Murder

May 17, 2013 Fresno, Jersey, The Dirty 43 86,960 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I bet the lawyer deserved it.  Here’s a quote from his facebook regarding the event “what would you do if you woke up with a groggy head, metallic taste in your mouth, in a strangers house… walked to the mirror and seen come dripping from the side of your face from your mouth, and started wretching, realizing that someone had drugged, raped, and blown their f*ckin load in you? what would you do?”

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This guy is nuts.- nik



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Jayne Please Slow Down With The Mollies

May 17, 2013 Las Vegas, The Dirty 38 83,986 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jayne is a college party girl here in Vegas.  I have known her for a while, she loves house music and raves so of course she loves Molly.  She also likes to drink way too much and also hook up with DJ’s famous or not.. Nik she is somewhat pretty can you give her advice to slow down?

I rather she speed up so that she can get pregnant and disappear from the scene entirely.- nik



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Would You With April

May 17, 2013 Las Vegas, The Dirty 14 83,271 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, keeping this very short.  This is April Rose and many consider her the perfect package.  Would you with her if given the chance?

I hate to break it to you, but she looks nothing like that in real life.- nik



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My Boy Loves Big Girls

May 17, 2013 Dallas, The Dirty 136 86,998 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so for some reason one of my bestfriends only hooks up with big girls.  And when I say big, I mean 200 pounds or more.  He only weighs 140 and he takes these girls down like he was an Indian and they were some buffalos.  I wanted to ask you is there anyway to get him out of this?  Because when he is sober he hates them, then he gets wasted and will literally find the biggest girl in the club and take her home.  Check out his last catch.

Dude I wish I had someone like this in my crew. All my boys are afraid to even talk to chicks.- nik



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You Have No Balls

May 17, 2013 Scottsdale, The Dirty 173 91,999 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Richie, you sir, are the by far the most pathetic out of all the people posted on this site. You do nothing but promote hatred. You honestly sicken me down to my deepest core. You are nothing but a hypocrite. You concocted this website to fill the inadequacy of your sad life. Shayne Lamas hospitalization due to your poor decisions, and you think your in fair game play to judge everyone else. You’re doing nothing but filling voids in your life with every post issued on this site. You’re in your mid 30′s ripping on people as young as 16 years of age. You are weak and feeble minded. I have seen many of my love ones hurt because of the statements people make about them. I never had a problem with people speaking the truth but the need for publicity? Yet, true or false, I still love them. Soon in time, you will pass and be forgotten. No one will care to even remember who you are, your site, even the utter of your name will be a mystery.  Also, you call yourself a writer, a sentence doesn’t make you a writer. You’re nothing but a hypocrite, a fraud, an a poor excuse of existence. I never carry out hatred, but the hurt you brought upon my loved ones counter balances. Your going down in history as nothing but garbage. Enjoy the last of the years that you have because from what I can see you don’t have much time left. You have no love, no one will truly love you, and inside; you will die alone. I’m not sure if this will be posted or not. Let’s see your have the balls to make this post public. Highly doubt it… and try being witty all you want with your “one sentenced remark”, since your such the writer. Lastly, no matter what you say, the negative humor you possibly put into the comment after this post will not phase me, so take your best shot. Sincerely, DK!!!

No shot needed because. I’ve giving you the satisfaction you lack by publishing this post. You can smile now because you are just like me.- nik



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Jess Doesn’t Need Photoshop

May 17, 2013 San Diego, SDSU, The Dirty 61 86,638 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jess. She is a “model” and with that sexy body of hers, who can blame her. She is beautiful but one thing girls can’t stand is that fact that Jess believes she is smarter than everyone because she graduated from SDSU.  Nik, do you find a smart girl even more attractive?

I can’t even get past her friends REFUND Gap to focus on Jess’ real rack.- nik



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