Her face is kind of Gremlinie, but I’m not sold yet.- nik 

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so as previously posted, and mentioned, Bahara Golestani is trying to fit into the Persian scene so hard, it’s sad. Considering her last dream of being a video girl ended when she married some loser at 19, who by the way is serving time in prison now, and put a hold on her “success.” So in pursuit of her new dream, she packed up all her sh*t, left her kid behind in Scottsdale but brought her DOG and came to LV/LA to pursue her dream, which is becoming a member on, ” The Shahs of Sunset”. Which makes sense considering she has the aging face thing going on like every other person on the show. Bahara’s going to be 24 but her face reads 29 to me. She stalks the cast members at all these nightclubs and tries to wine and dine with every Persian elitist/somebody she can. So Nik, please explain to me why she chooses Sammy of all the Persians out there? And why is she so desperate and delusional? She can kiss all the persian a%* she wants, she’s never going to be Persian.

You can always tell how a woman will age by her feet. Bahara has the worst feet in the game, that is why she looks so old.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve been thinking about where I want to finish school up at. I was torn between Miami and LA. I decided I’d go to the city with the hottest girls. These are some of the Miami girls that submitted themselves for the Maxim Home Town hotties contest….. if these are the hotties in Miami I’m definately moving to LA. They all look quite scary and like trash. What do you think?

Someone at Maxim needs to be fired. These b*tches are beat as hell. Why would they put their name behind girls like these… makes no sense.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Sandy and she is a dancer from LA.  She also tries to model on the side but as you can see, the only people shooting her are some major creeps.  I mean I don’t know how you can sit there and ask her to model?  No real photographer with a portfolio would shoot this, because you can’t even include it in your portfolio.  Wanted to see what you think about this?

The last image is the BEST. You know Sandy paid $255 to some random Craigslist photographer.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, in their recently posted 2013 recruitment video, Arizona’s Alpha Phis showcase their HOTNESS. All I can say after watching this is, is it too late to transfer there?

UofA > ASU. I decided.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Kimberly Fattorini is one of these girls who has done bikini modeling and bikini shows since before MySpace days, then came the outbreak of social media and these girls became sugar babies traveling the world with out a true job and “modeling”. That also sums Kim’s story although I must say she is holding it up decently and that body is flawless.

For some reason her nose job makes her stomach look big.- nik