Men Watch Out For Natashja Eheler

August 24, 2014 Sacramento, The Dirty 22

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is a warning to any man out there. Natashja Eheler is a very deceitful person. This girl has accused several men of raping her and proceeded to report them after her affair has been threatened. She has even gone to the extent of convincing people that she was living in fear just to be able to get a restraining order against some of the men that she was worried would tell her husband. The man that has been providing for her and loving her. He has no idea that she has never once been faithful to him. Not even while he was serving our country in the USMC. Her Name Is Natashja Eheler and she has ruined mens lives and moves on to the next. If anything this is a shout out to everyone and hopefully you can avoid Natashja Eheler and some how avoid having your life ruined. She may look nice and innocent But dont let that fool you. She has ruined many of mens lives.

Told you Sacramento is the armpit of California.- nik

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Flying With Air Douchebag Joe Prokopanko Will Cause Turbulence

August 24, 2014 The Dirty, Vancouver 174

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Joe Prokopanko: an Air Canada pilot who is not good looking enough to carry the ego he has, does not make enough money to warrant his “bitches be after my money” attitude, and definitely not smart enough to be even remotely good as a player. We will call him Air Douchebag from now on. Air Douchebag thinks it’s a sport to lead women on, get them infatuated with him (god knows why), and then turn around with all the other women he’s cavorting with, laughing about them all behind their backs. The married bitch with 2 kids he’s having an affair with is especially insidious. She whines that they’ve only made love twice in the year and a half they’ve been together. She’s the same kind of basic bitch who’s all love and kisses to your face and whines about how jealous her husband is. Of course, joke’s on her too…there’s another woman that Air Douchebag declared his love to. Her messages riddled with hearts and Air Douchebag saying that she is the love of his life is only made even more depressing by her FB wall, covered in heart warming memes of love. Married bitch is definitely getting what’s coming to her in her own way, but Air Douchebag does not deserve to get off the hook. His job is a great tool for getting dim and easily impressed women to sleep with him no matter where he is, and who knows what he’s carrying. Ladies, there are better looking men out there willing to treat you better. Gold diggers, don’t settle for a f*cking airline pilot.

His teeth look like Delta.- nik

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Jessica Rubio Is A Wanna Be Kim Kardashian

August 23, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 56


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik. I can’t deal with this girl. She wears more makeup than Kim K. and literally takes more selfies than I have ever seen. Without makeup she looks like a dude. Also as we know Nik.. this girl is FAT! She arches and her boobs look so saggy. She tried hitting on my man, luckily he has good taste and also knows how to spot a fat insecure little girl. I see she tries to hit on others.. and yet wants to come off as a respectable girl. NEWSFLASH: having EDM party life in your headline and what you take photos of makes you look thirsty. Please Nik, take her off of her high horse. And Jessica, get a job and some sense.

It’s not easy having real body parts. I feel for Jessica Rubio.- nik

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She Will Lead You On

August 23, 2014 Baton Rouge, The Dirty 69


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is drop dead gorgeous, But the crazy is still there. She will tell how bad her past was with other men what they did to her was so bad but at the end even after years together she will do the same thing to you. She will chew you up and spit you out. She will lead you on like she truly loves you wants to marry have future and everything until someone 10 years older and a big bank account comes by, then you were just yesterdays trash. The daddy issues are there and her insecurities are something you need to stray away from unless you enjoy a broken heart.She wont even face you to tell you its over she will get one of your relatives involved and go through them and show up with the next dude in just a few days. If you wanna get used and have years wasted then go ahead but in the end you will still be the bad guy. Click here to see some hearts.

The rich guy always wins when it comes to women.- nik

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Cara Delevingne Is Perfect

August 23, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 153

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this model Cara Delevingne is so hot. Her flat stomach, perfect legs and overall body give me a massive lady boner. Shes blonde and has an ITG so I feel like shes your perfect girl. What do you think of this hottie, Nik?

I hate everything about her. Anyone can grow out their eyebrows and be skinny. She is just trendy and a starf*cker.- nik

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Meet Amber McCulley

August 23, 2014 Modesto, The Dirty 57

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Amber McCulley.  She was once a employee of Bottoms Up Espresso in Modesto until she f*cked her boss’s boyfriend and shacked up with him and stole the business away. Then she used the business as her personal piggy bank stealing money from the other employees tips, and skimming the companies till and the other girls who worked there as her personal slaves. F*cking each one over in the process out of their checks, and eventually their jobs, or boyfriends. Amber parties all night leaving her daughter with her trailer park mom f*cking any business owner in town. She dumped the owner of Bottoms Up, then started f*cking the owner of a rival chain’s boyfriend. She makes her money these days buy prostituting herself to an older man in Las Vegas regularly for money, cars and jewelry and was even arrested for sucking some black guys Greg in a public bathroom in Los Angeles recently. He fled the scene without paying her and had to call her sugar daddy in Las Vegas for bail money. Shes always on The Chive because her looks seem innocent but this girl isn’t what she seems. Scandalous, dirty, greedy, and slutty. That’s more like it.

At least she tries on the clothes before she steals them.- nik

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I Spy With My Little Eye Jessica Kane

August 23, 2014 Calgary, Edmonton, The Dirty 93


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is Jessica Kane, a known escort of Calgary/Edmonton/Vancouver. She used to be huge but lost the weight and became a backpage hooker. She sucks every new GF into the soulless lifestyle. All the girls in the pics are also escorts. Some deny it and say they only do ‘private party’s… Bitch you are hired hooker. While sucking Greg after Greg these girls also have sugar daddies. Gives them money to travel around then when the money runs out it’s back to ‘business’. Somehow Jessica has a boyfriend… she supports him so that’s why he’s okay with it. Nik these girls need to be put on blast. Take a look at your life the money, purses, and other material shit isn’t work losing your soul.

You can tell she was obese by the rings in her armpit.- nik

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Don’t Date Erica Jane Alberts

August 23, 2014 The Dirty, Vancouver 130

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this a lady if you want to call her that I use to date. This tramp spent the night at my friends cabin with me and when I woke up my watch was gone and so was she. I lent her $1500 the month before. We had been dating for a few months and she gave me a sob story how she was going to get evicted because she couldn’t pay her rent due to her sons high medical bills. I never saw her again. she wont answer my calls nothing. Changed her number now too. Come to find out she is a make up artist like she said she was studying for. I had a friend over the other day and he had met her on another site. She is an escort that posts on CL. Guess Ive been taken..Post this out there will you Nik. Im a lot younger than her and dumber I Guess don’t let this bitch get away with it. YES, Erica Carl remember you and your meat flaps.

She seems really heavy and really lesbian.- nik

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