Was This A Fair Fight

October 22, 2014 Scottsdale, The Dirty 64

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out this ass kicking right in front of Gus’s Pizzeria. Scottsdale is not suppose to be ghetto, what the hell.

Keep it classy Scottsdale.- nik

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Jeans That Create The ITG

October 22, 2014 Dallas, The Dirty 31

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this just seems like something TheDirty would get a kick out of.  Had me cracking up and thought I’d share.  What do you think?

Do they come in a 4 inch?- nik

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Which One Is It

October 22, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 29

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just read on tamra barnys Facebook that one of Lynne’s daughters is pregnant. Last I knew they were both hardcore ravers who both were taking off their clothes for money. I can’t seem to find anything about which one is pregnant since Tamra mentioned the daughter is due next month!?

Looks like someones Porn career just ended.- nik

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Bottle Girl With A Law Degree

October 22, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 58


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Jenn Foley another wannabe bottle girl who will never amount to anything. Get this, she went to law school but would rather pursue her dreams of carrying champagne bottles over her head for easy cash. She runs around claiming to be an attorney, problem is she never passed the bar – in any state. I doubt she passed the ethics test either considering her extracurricular activities. Men watch out, she has over $300k in debt and is clearly looking for an easy way out. Although she claims she wants to apply what she has learned bottle serving to her legal studies. I am still lost on how the two are even remotely connected. She stands high on her soapbox pretending to be an attorney for her friends (not allowed because she doesn’t have a license) but can’t even get simple facts straight. JD does not equal Esq. No wonder the law thing didn’t work out for her. How dumb do you have to be to go from law schools to being a bottom of the food chain bottle girl who has to put everything in her mom’s name. The saddest part is she is too dumb to be a lawyer and too ugly to make it in the club. That is Miami for you. Good luck making it holding alcohol over your head and leeching money out of your “clients.”

I love how fake Miami is. Feel me LeBron.- nik

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Is Business Doing Bad For Chewy

October 22, 2014 Chewbacca, Miami, The Dirty 191


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, business must be bad for Chewy. She has been rocking the same bikini in Miami for weeks. What is wrong with her sugar daddy? Why isn’t he buying her different ones?

I heard Chewy relocated to Miami…is this true?- nik

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Canadian Soldier Shot At Ottawa War Memorial

October 22, 2014 Ottawa, The Dirty 568


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, a gunman shot a Canadian soldier standing guard at the National War Memorial in Ottawa on Wednesday, then entered Parliament and shots rang out, police and witnesses said. People fled Parliament by scrambling down scaffolding erected for renovations, witnesses told the Canadian Press news agency. The top spokesman for Prime Minister Stephen Harper said Harper was safe and had left Parliament Hill. Royal Canadian Mounted Police warned people in downtown Ottawa to stay away from windows and rooftops. Cabinet minister Tony Clement tweeted that at least 30 shots were heard inside the building, where Conservative and Liberal MPs were holding their weekly caucus meetings. “Shots fired inside centre block during our caucus meeting. I’m safe locked in a office awaiting security.” Kyle Seeback, a member of Parliament, tweeted. Emergency responders are still on the scene and paramedics took the wounded soldier away in an ambulance. The shooting Wednesday comes two days after a recent convert to Islam killed one Canadian soldier and injured another in a hit-and-run before being gunned down by police. The suspect had been on the radar of federal investigators, who feared he had jihadist ambitions and seized his passport when he tried to travel to Turkey.

Please pray for America’s hat.- nik

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Rio Fisher Pulled A Michael Jackson Race Change

October 22, 2014 The Dirty, Winnipeg 145


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here’s an update on our girl Rio Fletcher… Looks like she’s changed race, or has decided to wear “blackface” as her new look. Rio, lay off the tanning, I’m sure your skin is the texture of an old leather bag and hasn’t anyone ever told you that painting your face black is racist???

Probably just trying on her Halloween outfit.- nik

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Kylie Jenner Is 17

October 22, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 97

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, why is Kris letting her just turned 17 year old daughter date a porn star??? Does no one remember TYGA with his porn website rackcity xxx??? They are totally having sex ….When I was 17… my parents didn’t approve of me even being friends with people who smoked! And that was 5 years ago…. Kris Jenner is all about money… and being a lazy parent…. Kris Jenner wake up! You let your daughter inject her lips at 16…. we all know .. And now date your second oldest friends baby daddy…… Kylie will be in rehab by 21, I’m calling it now.

All this family cares about is money and power. Kylie is just a pawn.- nik

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