Kylie Jenner’s New Fish Lips

April 16, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 155 98,247 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please call this girl out. Kylie Jenner has clearly had her lips done and is of course lying about it and even claiming she is so hurt by these “false accusations” of plastic surgery. Kylie, you have obviously had your lips done. There’s clear evidence in the pictures stop trying to blame it on puberty. Nobody’s lips double in size during puberty. We all know your sad ass mother uses you all like cash cows and probably took you to get them done which is so sad since you are literally still a child. Shame on whoever injected this kid. (Literally) I would also like to note that I am a makeup artist and at first I was like “oh it’s probably her makeup artist drawing her lip liner above her lips to make them appear fuller” but it’s DEFINITELY NOT an illusion done with makeup. Her lips have absolutely been injected with some sort of filler.

The upper lip looks pretty swollen to me.- nik

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Beyoncè Does Have An ITG

April 16, 2014 Manhattan, The Dirty 114 98,782 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, take back what you said about Beyonce please.  Beyonce has lost a lot and she clearly DOES have an ITG.  This is not photeshopped.  She may be a “Beautiful Liar”, but not when it comes to her ITG.  That thing is strong for how she is built. 

That is not an ITG, her inner thighs have a 1 finger gap. Why is she constantly trying to sell us on this? You photoshopped… apologize and move on.- nik

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Has This Happened To Anyone Else

April 16, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 317 94,364 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just found out that Gizel use to be a man.  Now, I have no problem with this one bit, I have partied with her and her friends many time and she is such a sweetheart.  A few weeks ago, we all went out, got super f*cked up and partied to about 6am.  One of her friends and I started hooking up and when it was time for sex, she told me she is on her period and that I could stick it up her butt and I did.  The sex was really good and I was really into it.  We ended up seeing each other again 2 nights later and the same thing happened… now I’m putting 2 and 2 together and starting to think maybe her friend is a guy as well.  Very embarrassed about this since I was making out with “her” and people know we hooked up, I just hope no one is making fun of me, actually I just hope she really was on her period.  I wanted to see if this has happened to you Nik, or any of the other guys in The Dirty Army?

You know you are gay, right? The male anatomy knows when it’s penetrating a man, if you are straight the boner dies immediately. It’s basic science.- nik

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Which Face Would You Choose For A Blow Job

April 16, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 24 100,474 Views


Major decision to make!! Which mouth do you favor – Cameron Diaz or Whale Wars?

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From Miami To Beverly Hills

April 16, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 25 96,517 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, this is mega Gold Digger Brandi Lukrafka.  She was fired from Prestige Imports in Miami for making advances on wealthy customers. Brandi has now moved to Lamborghini of Beverly Hills where she’s doing the same.  Not sure how they could hire her with the wrap she has about “dating” rich clients that come in to get exotic cars. 

Men are just meal tickets to 92% of women.- nik

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I Don’t Get The Obsession With Gold Digger Amanda Dufner

April 16, 2014 Auburn, The Dirty 2 105,749 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I don’t understand the obsession with Amanda Dufner and why guys think she is so hot? Next to Jason, yes. In the real world, no. I look at her IG and all the comments are from guys telling her how amazingly hot she is… she is a 4 in my book. All she does is party and shop on his dime and he is rarely seen with her. Weird. She is the trashiest golf wife to date, I feel bad for Jason. Amanda, have some class about yourself and stop throwing it in people’s faces that you are a gold digger!!

Those +2′s saved her life.- nik

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Amber Tracewell Is Back

April 16, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 16 95,588 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Amber stuck her head in the sand after being embarrassed on The Dirty for a while but has recently come out of hiding trying to shake her sad past. She is a psychotic trainwreck and the more she ages the more I think she looks like Keith Richards. Even her own teammates think she is a old wannabe cheerleader. She is an absolute mess and an all around bad person. She makes the average gold-digger seem respectable. She is an attention-craving, meal ticket seeker I feel sorry for the next guy who falls victim to this one. She seems cute and fun at first, then you realize what she’s really like and you can’t get away from her quick enough. She is all about material things and image. She thinks she’s better than everyone but the sad part is that she’s just white trash from west va, and can barely afford groceries and dog food. I wouldn’t trust her with the change between the seats in my couch. It’s time to pack up the charade and move on, Amber.

I heard Las Vegas is nice this time of year. Most Charlotte girls love escaping to Sin City.- nik

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Lexi Alexander Is A Self Proclaimed “Bimbo”

April 16, 2014 The Dirty, Vancouver 20 98,801 Views


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this raunchy, cake faced, self proclaimed “Bimbo” was bound to end up on here sometime. She is the PROUD  ”Queen” of a group of homeless, drug dealing, “rappers” who claim to make money while adding videos of themselves picking up welfare cheques, and taking hits from the bong. Search #lexilife or #queenbee on Instagram and you’ll find endless selfies of this ratchet, the latest of which show her and her boyfriends pupils high on down. Her mullet which she attempts to hide with hair extensions is obvious to all. She’s 21 and all of her friends are between the ages of 15-18. This needs to stop. Worst part is, she used to be really good looking. A warning to all who read this, DON’T DO DRUGS.

I don’t like her wig.- nik

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