Black Out Queen Brandi

September 15, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 25


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Brandi Morris may look like the girl next door, but she isn’t the girl you want next door to you! She makes a habit of sleeping with as many men in Charlotte as she can and probably wherever she travels. She finds new BFF’s every few months, and quickly moves in on their men, and all of their friends. She loves to go back to guys who have girlfriends or wives, showing she is the fun drunk girl ready to screw. She has gone through most all of the guys in Ballantyne and is now moving to Myers Park, where she will start trying to wreck more homes. She picks up her kids from school bragging about looking forward to having a “Black Out” weekend. Reports say she has a terrible body, and the guys laugh at her, but she keeps on screwing men who are taken. I mean come on Brandi, at least get some fake boobs.

Brandi you really need to figure out your hair. The roots are killing me.- nik

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The Power Of Makeup Sucks

September 15, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 150

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was scrolling down this fashion website, when I saw these “before and after pictures”…. I was amazed. Makes me think that half the “hot girls” posted on here are actually ugly as tits… I’d love to see what Scooby looks like without all the makeup, hair done, and red bottoms… I wonder if guys ask for refunds after they sleep with them and all the make up comes off… gross.

Contouring and alcohol are men’s worst enemies. I decided.- nik

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The Office Has The Best Booty Ever

September 15, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 124


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what the hell?  Have you seen Abigail’s ass?  The thing is next level, she is like the white Nicki Minaj.  Not sure why she is dating a white guy with a booty like that.  She needs a purple crayon for sure.

She only dates for money, not love.- nik

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Marcus Grodd Is A Cheater

September 14, 2014 Dallas, The Dirty 54


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I met Marcus in Dallas not knowing he had filmed Bachelor in Paradise (so clearly he was engaged but it wasn’t aired yet). He proceeded to give me drinks so I couldn’t drive and offered a guest room. He went down on me, and tried to have anal sex (clearly so he wouldn’t feel like he was cheating) but I fought him off. Marcus Grodd is a liar and cheater. He is the typical Dallas due he. Lacy Faddoul- RUN!

That yellow doesn’t look good on her. It makes her arms look elongated.- nik

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Goodbye Jen Selter… Hellooo Bruna Lima

September 14, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 87


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m sure most of the IG users are fed up with seeing Jen Selter and her fake ass posting her pictures on yachts and private planes with what ever money her sugar daddy is giving, but clearly we overlook a lot of females who ACTUALLY work for their booty and they need at least some praise. So Ladies and Gents, meet Bruna Lima I couldn’t be more happier than to say she beats Selter’s plastic ass, any day out of the week! Best part there’s no evidence to as this girl being an escort/hooker. She looks pretty respectable and knows that’s she’s worked for it so hey why not show it off. Hopefully this one doesn’t go down the same path as Selter is but I see potential in this one. So Nik, what do you think?

That ass is not sitting right. I’m saying 55% fake.- nik

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Guess The Reality Star

September 14, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 106


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, can you guess which one is Khloe Kardashian?

I really wish Khloe would get a DNA test just to put all the OJ rumors to bed. Seriously, who is her father?- nik

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Stay Away From This One

September 14, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 62

THE DIRTY ARMY: So this is Dani Murphy, and Nik, she is the biggest slut I’ve ever known. We used to be friends so I know first hand just how many guys AND girls she has slept with. Seriously nothing is off limits to this girl. She has broken up 3 relationships that I know of (I’m sure there are more). She sends EVERYONE nudes and I mean who wants to see a gross skeleton? Someone needs to wake this whore up and maybe this is just the trick. Put her on blast Nik!

Why does she need 3 toothbrushes?- nik

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She Needs To Retire From “Modeling”

September 14, 2014 Denver, The Dirty 0


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is probably the dirtiest girl that I have ever met in my life. She loves sex and is known for having threesomes and everything else.  She has a ton of “modeling” pictures but I don’t think she has ever got paid for any of them.. she is usually the one paying the photographer.  Wanted to let her know she is wasting her time and money.

Nice happy trail.- nik

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