How Did Lauren Conrad Manage To Stay Sane

September 10, 2014 Newport, The Dirty 36

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, out of all the reality stars it seems like Lauren Conrad is one of the few that has actually made it in life.  She doesn’t have any mental issues, she works her ass off, doesn’t try and be famous and yet is super famous and look up upon by many young girls.

Don’t forget she had family money. Lauren didn’t have to chase like the others.- nik



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New Boobs After Baby

September 10, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 131

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Dear Nik I wanted to know your thoughts on a boob job after having a baby. I had my little one 5 years after getting high profile 500cc under muscle gel implants. They looked absolutely phenomenal. But I decided to breast feed my baby. It was a great decision but my breasts suffered. They don’t have the perky, fullness they once had. Sadly they look like mediocre naturals… But with some rippling. After following Renee Sommerfield on Instagram I admit I’m fatal attraction for her breasts. They’re perfect!! Should I get another boob job? I’m 5’3 110lbs and a 32C now. I want to go to at least 600cc to restore the fullness and get rid of the sagging and ripples. What would you suggest? I just want to get my body back but I also don’t want to have tits that embarrass my child… Thanks!

Yes, my wife got her +2′s redone after pregnancy. It’s not an option.- nik



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Kanye Chest Photo Bombed Carmen Electra

September 10, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 45

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, was only reading some blogs and came across good old Carmen Electra… and who do I see in the back, Kanye Chest. I couldn’t stop laughing, I love how his nipple is showing.

JV why did you put a heart, that’s a guy… it doesn’t count.- nik



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Eye Candy For Us Females

September 10, 2014 London, The Dirty 165

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you have been posting hot guys for us girls lately and I appreciate it that.  I have never taken a purple crayon inside me, but for this guy I totally would let him ruin my cervix.  Yes, I know ladies you are getting wet just thinking about it.

You can tell that guy is FORGY.- nik



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How To Make A Marriage Work

September 10, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 364

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, John Legend and his wife Chrissy Teigen are going to be married forever. And for being a Hollywood couple, they will also actually be happy. From reading interviews of hers its very clear she lets John sleep with other women, cause at the end of the day, she knows who he loves her and he is coming home. My husband and I are the exact same way. My husband is rich and powerful and instead of lying to myself that hot young girl aren’t after him, I let him sleep with 2 girls per month (I get to pick and provide protection). We have been married for 17 years and our love is strong as the day we met. Ladies if you don’t want your men to cheat, just let them sleep with girls but be confident. Men aren’t made to sleep with one woman, especially if they are rich and powerful. Take note all you unhappy married couples.

John is too soft to do something like that. Chrissy is all talk.- nik



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Miguel Agrasanchez Is Getting Cheated On By Maili Nomm

September 10, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 38

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Miguel Agrasanchez this dude has been getting cheated on by multiple dudes by Maili Nomm. He has no clue! He has no clue! Guess what? It will happen again and again, unless you like sharing. Couple of my boys took that that down several times. He has the money but not the goods. Get out while you can Chump!

Maili needs a head transplant.- nik



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Can We Please Name Her

September 10, 2014 The Dirty, Toronto 138

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Chloe Khan is loving all this attention she is getting from TheDirty and is actually thrilled about being a DC because it will give her more attention.  I say we named her +4′s because those things are bigger than my head and I heard she is even going to go bigger.

Need a better name than +4′s.- nik



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Stop Posting Jordan Walsh

September 10, 2014 New Orleans, The Dirty 18

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, whoever is posting Jordan Walsh is ruining her relationships.  Everytime you post her, she has to do damage control and delete a bunch of stuff.  Now Nerlens Noel and her are back on and off cause he found out about her jersey chasing lifestyle.

I’m not sold on her stomach region.- nik



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