These Two Need To Stop Already

August 28, 2014 Bellevue, Seattle, The Dirty 33


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Nina Rose and Bruna Araujo…okay Bruna is actually a really nice girl but unfortunately (and I know you have met her so you have own opinions) she is just too eager to please and still thinks she is hot… Nina on the other hand is a fake ass skank and a half. She is the ultimate homie hopper and will do ANYTHING to get noticed. She thinks she is the hottest girl in Seattle, even tried out for D List magazine cover girl…and didn’t win. Please bump this nasty hoe off her self-made pedestal, Seattle dudes are still jockin’ because she has +2′s. But let me tell you, the +2′s are disgusting in person and they don’t mean sh*t when she begs for attention, talks too much and takes more selfies than Courtney Stodden. Ugh Bellevue bitches…you are not LA caliber…get over yourselves. And hey Nina, go home you’re drunk…all the time, train wreck.

Someone please get this girl a Seahawks helmut.- nik

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Celebrity Gossip: Blogroll

August 28, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 3

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Click Here to read my thorough breakdown on Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon’s divorce… who’s fault do you think it is??

Click Here to see Kendall Jenner and her new BFF Hailey Baldwin… Nice Daisy Dukes Kendall!!

Click Here to see Hilary Duff looking good… the gym is starting to pay off!!

Click Here to see Jennifer Aniston arriving at Jimmy Kimmel Live… she is really starting to look her age!!

Click Here to see Heidi Klum looking amazing in Central Park!!

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ITG Categories

August 28, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 176

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Kim Kardashian recently posted this photo on Instagram and it got me thinking. I am starting to believe that ITG’s have to be divided into various categories. Category 1: ITG’s due to having wide vaginas. Category 2: ITG’s due to having wide hip bones. Category 3: ITG’s due to being extremely thin and/or toned. Category 4: ITG’s due to having two or more of the other categories combined. Some people might find one or more of these attractive or unattractive so I found it important to divide them. I also feel like many of these seem to go hand in hand. I have even seen thick females like Kim with ITG’s which is surprising. Kim has a massive ass so you would think the thighs would need to be thick enough to support such a structure but thanks to her wide vagina she has an ITG. Which of these categories do you personally consider a turn off? If so, what can a person do to improve because I am not sure you can alter a wide vagina or a wide hip bone which is disappointing for someone who wants to keep improving themselves.

Kim’s ass isn’t real, that is why she has a minimal ITG.- nik

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Cisco Executive Surya Panditi Caught Up In Sexual Affair And Money Kickbacks

August 28, 2014 Dirty Business, The Dirty, Vancouver 191


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I am shocked and surprised no one posted this salacious story on The Dirty, especially since this gossip has been making the news rounds around Silicon Valley lately.  Cisco Executive Surya Panditi not only had a sexual affair with his former staff Katja Gagen but he is also said to have slept with many young teenage girls (one of the girls he fornicated with was his teen daughter’s best friend) while taking kickback money from venture capitalists and investment bankers. You can read more about his naughty ways and kinky affairs.  This guy Surya Panditi is complete scum. Young girls need to be aware of his predatory ways. This horn-dog sexual freak needs to be put on a leash! Here is a photo of this sex monster and his mistress that lead to his divorce.

Make sure Cisco is not part of your investment portfolio.- nik

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Salem Koussa On Instagram Is Only 15

August 28, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 222

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, as a married man I use Instagram to masturbate because my wife has access to all my internet info and has caught me using websites to pleasure myself.  Well this girl has been my go to when I need to release.. and just read an article that she is only 15… What the F*CK.  Does this girl not have any parents in her life?  I know I’m not the only one that has done this to her pictures, and its just not fair.  Now I feel all bad about myself.

You should turn yourself in to local authorities.- nik

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Nela Is So Hood

August 28, 2014 Cincinnati, The Dirty 139



THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I guess when white men won’t give you the time of the day you have to resort to using words such as “Nigg*” this “Nigg*” that. Does this girl understand how stupid she sounds as a white 20 year old saying the word “Nigg*” in every statement she makes. She follows at least 1,000 black females that take 50 selfies a day and take short clips of themselves licking their lips and squinting their eyes in the camera in attempt to look sexy. Arnela, look up the term BASIC BITCH and you will find your picture. You claim you’re so educated and you work so hard yet you HAVE NO JOB ???? I guess Tom Tom has no problem flying your stinky ass out to Miami every other weekend as long as he can get what he wants from you. Nik do you feel it’s appropriate for white people to throw this word??

Nobody should say that word, even black people.- nik

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Andrew Faria Needs The Truth

August 28, 2014 The Dirty, Toronto 52


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Andrew Faria. I decided to write you hoping you could post this and help this guy Andrew Faria out. First of all, he comes off as a huge douche bag over social media. He posts selfies constantly all day long, wearing a zebra hat and talking about how he’s so hung over ALL THE TIME. I see him at Cabana Pool bar every Sunday just acting like a drunken idiot. This guy needs some help, on instagram today he posted about how he is now on probation after getting a DUI. That’s right, he’s 27, lives in his moms basement, has no real job, claims he is a music producer. He needs to quit the drugs and hangovers and get a regular job and be a normal person. Stop wearing so much animal print! Also, he always gloats about being bald. Earth to Andrew, being bald at 27 isn’t sexy. Nik, can you help this guy stop acting like a douche bag?

I feel like guys should only take 3 selfies a month… anything over 3 is for the Gays.- nik

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HFD Is Broke And Trolling For Cash

August 28, 2014 Chicago, The Dirty 134


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, HFD aka Wendy Fiore is at it again. This time she is seeking donations to help her fight piracy. Here is the spam email, poorly written and horribly spelled, sent to all members (current and former). Well, her fan base is pissed off. Freeones exploded. Everyone has turned on her and it looks like it won’t be long before she is bankrupt.

“There is someone who is intentionally harming my work by uploading and sharing my copyrighten content. Everything from my photo sets, candids, video and even my live cam. I am have hired an antorney to investigate and subpoena internet service provdies, CCBill and etc to get more information on who this person is. When we get a name of who this person is, I have every intention of prosecuting criminal and civil charges and will seek damages to the full extent of the law ($750-$150,000 per offense). If a judgement in won & collected upon, all monies will be paid back in full to each indiviual that helped this fight & allowed me to continue my work without the intentional harm of this person. Thank you so, so much for your support.”

So NIK, I have several questions: 1. What will happen to her now? Are you going to put her on blast and shame her as a scammer? 2. What should her “fans” and members do? 3. Will she ever give in, save her career, and finally go topless/do hardcore?

Human Flotation Device will never win this battle.- nik

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