Mario Gotze’s Girlfriend Is A Damn Dime

July 23, 2014 Berlin, Hollywood, The Dirty 59

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, Can we please get some info on this soccer player’s girlfriend. She is quite a looker. Mario Gotze was that guy who scored that world cup final goal but who cares about that anyways because thats boring old soccer. What is really important is if we can get more pics of this woman on your website. The dude has a boner right next to her. Can’t blame him though. Its her fault for being hot.

Mario can do better. At least spend some of that Nike money to fix her chest.- nik

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Guess Who Is Back On Real Housewives of Beverly Hills

July 23, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 17


Click Here to see who is joining the Real Housewives of Beverly Hills again in a desperate attempt to save the show!!

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Arian Foster Is An Idiot For Not Using Protection

July 23, 2014 Hollywood, Houston, The Dirty 86

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Brittany Norwood. She was knocked up by Arian Foster. Kid doesn’t even look black, but regardless, she looks like a black guys dream. She has no waist and the body of a short version whale wars. Her body is gross. I don’t understand how a grown woman can’t have a waist. She’s a pretty girl. I like her face. Do you like it Nik?

I don’t think I’m drafting Arian Foster next season. I feel like his fantasy ship has sailed.- nik

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Haley Is So Pretty

July 23, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 22


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Haley has been slinging $2 BL bottles at whiskey river for the past few years. She definitely has her moments, but like most girls in Charlotte she’s an “cosmetologist” who doesn’t really work (and would you really take beauty advice from this troll?) I bet her parents, who sent her to a christian high school are really proud of their daughter now. Set your sights high, Haley they’re all you’ve got!

What is Haley’s last name?- nik

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Rid Yourselves Of Your Red Bottoms

July 23, 2014 Hollywood, Seattle, The Dirty 180

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please tell the ladies, whether you are married with or without children, single, or widowed, heed Nik Richie’s warnings of the image you give off when wearing a pair of red bottom Louboutins. These shoes have become the signature for hookers and porn stars, Christian Louboutin never meant for this to happen please don’t take it personally. Rid yourself of your red soles on eBay and move on, there are classier heels out there.

Red Bottoms are for Hookers!- nik

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Dan Bilzerian’s Howard Stern Interview

July 23, 2014 Fake Equis, Hollywood, The Dirty 107

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Dan has confirmed in this recent interview on Howard Stern that he is indeed SINGLE again (R.I.P Andreea Bolbea…CALLING ALL PORTA POTTIES!!!). I guess she couldn’t take the heat after embarrassing articles about her were submitted on here. In this interview he also confirmed that the rumors of Andreea participating in orgies were true. He also stated that he is still financially maintaining Andreea until she gets her sh*t together. She was warned on here that she would end up regretting the porta potty lifestyle in the future, guess that settles that. Hopefully she won’t end up suffering too many consequences from the terrible decisions she made this past year.

That interview sucked. Howard was soft and kissed his ass. Almost sounded staged. Who cares about poker… that’s Dan’s cover — even though he doesn’t play anymore. Fake Equis refuses to let me interview him, I don’t know why? I don’t dislike the guy, I just want to know who he really is.- nik

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Who Is Amanda Barngrover

July 23, 2014 Charlotte, The Dirty 36


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Amanda does sure like to flaunt her wealth as much as possible on social media. All of her pictures are strategically cock-eyed to just “accidentally” catch one of her PARENTS neighbor’s houses in the background. We get it- your family has money. Too bad you haven’t held down a real relationship and it’s probably because of all the daddy issues you have. Go out and make life of your own, or you can do what we all expect and wife up to some old wealthy loser in 5 years.

Tell me more… I smell a DC.- nik

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Celebrity Gossip: Blogroll

July 23, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 0


Click Here to see Paris Hilton gaining some weight in the face!!

Click Here to see how Kris Jenner spends the day when she doesn’t want to take Kim’s call!!

Click Here to read about Naya Rivera’s wedding in Mexico just three months after she called off her engagement to rapper Big Sean!!

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