Proceed With Caution At The Playboy Mansion

October 19, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 100

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please warn all the ladies… if you’re ever planning on visiting the Playboy Mansion, be careful!!! I went to a party there about a month ago with a girlfriend. We each had 2 drinks from the bar (Prosecco, not even liquor) and ended up getting wasted and blacking out. Luckily this happened towards the end when we were leaving, and ended up getting an Uber back to our place so nothing happened to us. We both ended up passing out for about 12 hours, then woke up with the worst hangovers either of us have ever had topped off with nausea and extreme vertigo for the next 24 hours. I talked to some people I know who have been to parties at the Mansion and was told it’s common for the bartenders working there to slip muscle relaxers into girls’ drinks so they loosen up for the guys there. You gotta think, who’s giving these bartenders these instructions? This is a lawsuit waiting to happen, and my night could have been a LOT worse than it was. I got lucky. Ladies, if you have to go to the Mansion, don’t drink anything!

Who parties at the Playboy Mansion anymore?- nik 

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Phoenix Bus Drug Dealers

October 19, 2014 Phoenix, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Westside-AZ 66


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, these slobs were selling weed on the Camelback bus near 44str. Dirty old man and his young dumb pot head GF.  I hate Arizona sometime.

I wonder if it was a sex trade or transfer of funds?- nik

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Menu From A 1912 Brothel

October 19, 2014 Hollywood, The Dirty 86

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I came across this photo that shows the menu to a whore house in America in the year 1912. When you read it, pretend it’s being read aloud in the voice of brothel owner Al Swearengen from the HBO TV series Deadwood. Makes it more interesting. Makes me wonder, what would a menu that one of our famous working girls, I mean “travelers” look like in the year 2014? You could keep “a** f**king for men over 45″ but you might have to add: “defecation” as porta-potty demand is high these days. Especially if you travel frequently to Dubai. What do you think? Times have not changed that much?

I don’t understand the 45 age rule? I think stones are referring to balls?- nik

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Single And Ready To Mingle

October 19, 2014 The Dirty, Toronto 41

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Amy Morandin is back on the market. Women in Barrie lock up your husbands because this wh*re is ready to play. She just finished ruining a relationship between Justin Robitaille and the mother of his child. Will you be next? Remember guys shes DRD positive, and crazy as f*ck!

Will some fat guy please buy Amy Morandin some +2′s. It will help her stomach region tremendously.- nik

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The Hungarian Stallion Norbert Dobi

October 19, 2014 Miami, The Dirty 32

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Norbert Dobi. He burned so many bridges in Miami he went running all the way to San Francisco. He is married (or dating) some rich girl but runs around Miami selling dreams to bottle girls. His latest one was some ancient girl that has a kid. He took her on yachts and told her he would be there for her, like he did to the rest of them, but meanwhile was living off his girl’s family’s money. I don’t think he even has a job. He follows Miami DJ Mednas around and takes pictures holding bottles that are free or wifey paid for. He even managed to get evicted from the Flamingo, now that is embarrassing. He played me like the rest of them – a warning ladies in Miami, and SF. He has a criminal record, no job and wife. Don’t be fooled by this loser impostor.

Norbert Dobi is a cool name. He should come out with a vacuum and name it after himself. Big money.- nik

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Nick Cruz Is A Cheater And A Liar

October 19, 2014 Houston, The Dirty 43


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Nick Cruz. This short POS is father of two babies and is MARRIED to his high school GF. But he won’t tell you that part when he’s trying to get sex/money off of you. He’ll just tell you about his ‘great’ job at some sh*tty car dealership on the east side of Houston, how he’s a great (wannabe) photographer and artist, and show you his tacky tattoos. For someone who’s doing so well, you’d think he wouldn’t need to be begging for money from any young women he’s trying to f*ck. He’ll take you out to sh*tty concerts (or more likely, scam on you to bring him places)and try and get you in bed while his kids and wife wait at home. Ladies, this guy is definitely still MARRIED, no matter what he tells you. AVOID.

Never trust a man with a camera.- nik

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Did Alyssa Cunningham Get +2s

October 18, 2014 Las Vegas, The Dirty 74


THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Alyssa hasn’t been posted in forever so I wanted to show you her now.  It seems like she has got +2′s but I can’t tell for sure.  But her boobs do look bigger no doubt.

100% she got +2′s. Good job Alyssa.- nik


Alyssa Cunningham Might Be A Yes

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Alex Is Not A Proud Mexican/Latina

October 18, 2014 Raleigh-Durham, The Dirty 53


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Alex claims to be proud Mexican/Latina but always bleaches her hair, frequently wears blue contacts, and only dates white non-Hispanic guys. She also works at a strip club (as a cocktail server) and spends all her free time drinking, smoking weed, and making fun of blacks and Asians on social media. If she had saved up for a nose job instead of getting prison style tattoos and piercings she could have been attractive.

You know life is rough when your tattoos look like stretch marks.- nik

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