DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Night Ryder is the hottest dirty celebrity, hands down. Kara’s been modeling up a storm lately and all I can say is, I like how much?? wish I had a better update but she won’t sleep with me 
I have always said Night Rider is one of my favorites.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, why would Mark Zuckerberg marry Priscilla Chan? He’s f*cking loaded, he could do so much better. What the hell is wrong with him, she’s not even a hot Asian, and she literally won the damn lottery with him. He better have a stone cold pre-nuptial agreement, because that nasty chick looks like a gold digger. Well she’s asian, so of course she’s a damn gold digger. lmao Half the comments are going to be, you’re jealous of asians, and you liked or got dumped by one blah blah. But lets be serious, Mark can pull V.S. models with that wallet.
I think they are perfect for each other.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik since this girl finally turned of age, drinking age that is, thought I’d post her again. I mean you did name her after all. Nik I give you, once again, Nintendoll, Fallon Hawk. Not much has changed about her, except the color of her hair and the age of her men, they’ve probably doubled which means I’m sh*t outta luck. Anyways that’s neither here nor there, I have no beef with Fallon other then the color of her hair. You’ve change my perception on hair color I used to think it looked trashy, after seeing you explain yourself I not only like blond I lovee it. To be fair I added pics where she looks great with both, so nik Blond or Brunette?
This doesn’t look like Nintendoll, this girl’s nose is way too sharp. And Blonde for the WIN.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this b*tch tried f***ing my boyfriend when I was out of town visiting family. She is known for being a little spoiled b*tch and can usually be found up any one with money’s ass. She used to be an ugly duckling in high school (northern cali) and now that she has discovered what makeup and photoshop is, she think’s shes the hottest thing ever. Oh her daddy also pays for her botox even though she’s only 25. Put this horse face on blast please. She deserves it.
I hate cropped pictures, I really wanted to see who her friends are.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, honest opinion, is this girl hot or just desperate to look hot? Personally I think she looks desperate as hell.
These images devalue the Ferrari brand (nice photoshopped arms).- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: This is Katie K. She won Miss Missouri last year and will be on NBC this year to compete for the title of Miss USA. She’s 23 but looks like shes 33. I can’t wait to see what she will look like in another 10 years after that…… i also can’t believe she won…seriously…I went to highschool with this chick and i can guarantee you that she was the stupidest, sl*ttiest, fakest, B*TCH ever! Ask anyone who AREN’T HER FRIENDS. Almost every guy had her. Also people always made fun of her because she was so stupid. She couldn’t even “Cheer” right…..I’m surprized that Missouri picked HER, for children and adults to look-up to! What is this world coming to?
I’m more concerned that Missouri still believes in Orange people.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, DA Strong since thedirtyscottsdale, love your site, blah blah blah…While this is not a pic of me, and I’m (fortunately) NOT an amputee, I’m just curious as to what you think about otherwise beautiful women who were either born with abnormalities, or through a tragic event lost a limb or sustained physical scarring. By this I mean, do you think they should just give up all hope of ever conforming to what is conventionally “pretty” or do you think that through happiness, self-contentment, and being good to others they can truly live a fulfilling life despite the stares and whispers? If something happened to Press or your wife, God willing it doesn’t, you would still see their beauty because you love them, of course. And you only judge smaller imperfections on others because these broads are asking for it? I’m really am interested in your take on this. Between surgery scars and a series of unfortunate events, I will never be the perfect, intact girl that first came into this world-but I do still feel gorgeous, and the imperfections probably appear more prominent to me because I know they are there. Or should I save the money I spend on my gym membership, tanning, designer clothes/make-up and just give it up and go au naturale? Like, “why try?” What are your thoughts, Mr Richie?
Sorry, but there is no way I could get it up for a chick with no arms. Even one arm can’t take my pants off. I don’t believe in special treatment.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, this is a Mongolian model based in Singapore. I think she’s perfection… What do you think? Would you? And no, she doesn’t smell!!!!
Answer: No, in the Iranian community they will cut off your arm if they find out you have slept with a Mongol. It’s kind of like stealing.
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I can’t believe this girl hasn’t made it onto this site yet. Nicole Jones is the biggest wh*re in Kansas AND Missouri. She acts like a cute little sorority christian girl, but actually is a cheating, two faced sl*t. She cheated on her bf of 2yrs EIGHT TIMES each with different people. She gets blackout drunk every weekend and her mum believes she’s still this little angel. Police even came to her sorority house one time because of her. She doesn’t take the pill nor uses condoms, so guys, BEWARE. I’m amazed she isn’t pregnant yet. She acts like she’s top sh*t acting drunk in the frats, but really she’s a hot mess. Probably riddled with diseases, so dont go near her without a ten-ft pole guys…you’ve been warned.
I like how that club has electric fans at every table.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hi Nik, this is Janet Coronado. She’s a “top” recruiter for an MLM, and we all know how legit those are.. Anyway, she was actually willing to sleep with me to get me to join. Funny thing is, she’s married, and I didn’t even join LOL. Put this h*e on blast maybe she’ll learn her lesson and get a real job. I feel extremely bad for her husband. I don’t know why he lets her go to run down motels every weekend and preach about making millions of dollars. P.S. One of my boys said she did the same thing to him. He actually ended up joining though.
What is MLM?- nik
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