THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I hope I can save a girl or two with this post. I’m friends with The Shining and she should be the poster child to why you should not gold dig. She met her husband when she was in her early 20′s, ugly and bad in bed… he has a ton of family money. Now with her approaching almost 30, her husband and her keep breaking up and she has to keep moving back into her parents house because she doesn’t have any of her own money. She keeps saying she is totally done, but keeps on “giving it one more try” because its her only exit. She has no education and with her age being almost 30, no rich trout will want to spend money on her and lock her down because lets face it, she is starting to expire. Anyway, for all you young gold diggers, get an education and have your trout pay for it, so when he replaces you, you will be able to make your own money and wouldn’t be screwed like my friend here.
I think the Shining still has a two year window to find a richer dude to parasite off of. She is on the clock though so HURRY!- nik