THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out these new modeling shots of The Shining. I like!

Forehead is still a little glowie.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, quick question for you.  For the past 2 years, I have been trying to figure out if The Shining escorts.  She is always in Vegas and she seems to be on and off with her ugly, douchebag boyfriend from Cleveland.  I’ve met her several times, tried to talk to her about that and she just looked at me super weird.  Yes, I’ve seen other dudes come up too her, talk to her and then her and the crew end up leaving with the dudes.  Is my money not good enough?  I’m confused.

The Shining is starting to get Shiny again. I can’t tell if she has buff legs or not?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so The Shinning is back with her husband and unhappy as ever.  But she really has no choice, she is dependent on him for everything from housing to money to food.  I truly feel bad for my friend because she is so unhappy deep down inside, she even said having sex with him is the worst thing ever these days.  She really needs to leave him now before it is too late for her and she ends up being stuck with him or with a broke guy and she actually has to work.  With her quickly approaching 3o, I hope she realizes she has only a little bit of time left before it is too late for her.

Any takers? I sure there is a nice guy out there who wants to make The Shining their new employee wife.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I finally got to see and meet The Shinning in person during her last time in Vegas.  Guess things back at home with her husband aren’t going well because she didn’t have a problem hanging out and talking with trouts.  I have to give it up to Kina aka Scooby Snack, the girl knows how to get a crew of hot chicks and do whatever they want in Las Vegas.  Must be nice to get paid to have sex and look good.

I wonder if these girls just dress up as themselves for Halloween.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I hope I can save a girl or two with this post. I’m friends with The Shining and she should be the poster child to why you should not gold dig. She met her husband when she was in her early 20′s, ugly and bad in bed… he has a ton of family money. Now with her approaching almost 30, her husband and her keep breaking up and she has to keep moving back into her parents house because she doesn’t have any of her own money. She keeps saying she is totally done, but keeps on “giving it one more try” because its her only exit. She has no education and with her age being almost 30, no rich trout will want to spend money on her and lock her down because lets face it, she is starting to expire. Anyway, for all you young gold diggers, get an education and have your trout pay for it, so when he replaces you, you will be able to make your own money and wouldn’t be screwed like my friend here.

I think the Shining still has a two year window to find a richer dude to parasite off of. She is on the clock though so HURRY!- nik