Local Man And Woman Attacked By BigFoot


Local Man and Woman Attacked by BigFoot

Local Man and Woman Attacked by BigFoot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, tragedy struck raleigh several weeks ago when several people went into panic at a local benefit for cancer when the mysterious “big foot” showed up. Here we have a couple of pictures of two unlucky people who had to touch the beast. I guess big foot was showing the man how to check for cervical cancer…..

That land monster will haunt my dreams forever.- nik

Obama Interrupted By Duck Ringtone


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you would think you would turn your phone to silent in the presence of the President. If I were Obama, I would have the Secret Service drag this person out and beat them mercilessly.

It must have been a BlockBerry.- nik

Navy Douche


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the tool on the left is Matt… the biggest douche at USNA! he is so full of himself and acts like his sh*t don’t stink. he’s cheated on everyone of his gf’s and hooked up with at least half the girls at the academy, supposedly he’s engaged now but we’ll see how long that lasts… this homo needs to be put on blast before he can spread any more diseases.

I only see two douchebags.- nik

Shipwrecked


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THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik here is another reason why not to go too Shiprocked.  I guess anybody who wants too can go up on stage and do whatever kind of show they want.  This place is sleezy and like a big orgy swinger place too go.

That looks like he envies those singles in his buddy’s pants.- nik

 

 

Would you Nik?


Would you Nik?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is some of Carolina’s finest in my opinion. Would you Nik with the one on the right? 

Answer: No. Not into chicks that look like bowling pins. -nik

DC Marines SGM?


DC Marines SGM

THE DIRTY ARMY: Mikey’s shipping out for another tour of duty. This is his LA Douchebags themed party. His friend is a wounded vet from the Iraq war and Mikey’s doing another tour of duty. I’ve gotta’ know, SGM real or fake? Semper fi boys…

Despite the fact that I didn’t get an invitation…Real SGM.- nik

 

For The Gays?


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THE DIRTY ARMY: nik, i asked this guy for a pic on myspace (im a girl) and this is what he sent me. kinda gay if you ask me.. so nik, is he for the gays?

Yes, mommy’s underwear and the gayviators gave it away.- nik

Nik Would You?


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Answer: No. She has the worst uniboob ever and a huge gut.

Real Or Fake SGM?


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FAKE SGM

Real SGM don’t have “bromances.”