The Dirty

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I need the help of the Dirty Army. See this chick out at the clubs all the time and she is so fine. I can never get enough courage to approach her. Does anyone know who this chick is?

With an ass like that I hope your a purple crayon.  I’d walk up to her with some money in hand…see what happens.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, look at this chick. This sk*nks name is Rosemina Patel. She constantly invites guys to her house to let them take advantage of her a.k.a to f*ck and chuck her. She has no self respect for herself. She’s been around the block many times, she is known for getting with guys that have girlfriends even though she knows these guys are taken 100%. She tells guys the first time she meets them her family problems and claims she has anorexia just so they can feel sorry for her. All of her beach photos shows her very noticeable saggy boobs and muffin top, or is she secretly pregnant with a random’s kid?? Be sure to check out Maury because im sure you will see her on an episode trying to find out who the daddy is. This sl*t is a grimey h*e!

Did you actually think I wouldn’t notice that belly…- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Alyssha Fernandes Born December 14th 1991 is one of dirtiest girls in Kitchener/Cambridge you can basically go out to any club in the tri-cities and this girl will be there mooching of guys & being a wh*re. She wants everyone to be as low as her. She slept with a few of my friends but I won’t mention their names. This girl enjoys smoking crck sometimes she hides it well but shes an under cover crck wh*re. She goes to other mens house while she has a boyfriend and does sexual favors for money to supply her habit. Any guy out there should seriously watch out for this girl and so should her boyfriend! Only lies come out of her mouth!

Looks like she hides her gobble well…not in the bottom pic.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, here are the Nasty and annoying sh*t talkers of Toronto. The guy’s name is Nima and the girls name is Parastoo (Pig suits her better). Nima is such a loser he gossips like a f*cking 16 year old girl, he betrayed he’s one and only friend just over an ugly b*tch! He thinks driving his dads Mercedes makes him look cool, someone needs to tell him that almost anyone can afford to LEASE a Benz these days LOL. F*cking crackhead he acts so innocent but he does all kinds of sh*t, he smokes cigarettes, smokes weed and I’ve recently heard he does pepsi as well. He does steroid too but I don’t know why he’s ugly fat body doesn’t change he still looks like a huge fat sh*t! He’s such a mama’s boy he can’t even get a job LOL his mom won’t let him! I think he lost his virginity to this wh*re…speaking of her. She’s 2 ft. tall, fat, hairy and ugly. This fat midget photoshops all her photos so she can look a little better but honestly I don’t think she should even bother cause not even Photoshop can hide that ugliness. She thinks she’s the sh*t by making bow ties; she likes them so much no matter where it is under YOUR neck or YOUR d*ck! Lol It’s really sad to see such low life people I hope they get a life soon!

What does he tell people when they ask what he does.  Claim his dads job, or admits he’s spoiled.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, what do you think of this nasty tramp? She is Kingstons finest, she has done so many guys and had had many threesomes. She lives off her daddy and all she does is do line of c*kes. She sucks greg for c*ke, and cant keep a job. She is the biggest backstabber ever.

How many dudes names does she have on her…I can see 4 and I’m sure most of them reside on her rear.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet the sl*tty little best friends also known as Nicole and Yahaira. These girls need their heads deflated. They think they are the hottest sh*t in the world and try soooo hard to look “celeb status” in reality all they do is pop M smoke weed and sleep around. Beware who knows what these girls are carRying whn they get fcked up and fck the guys. Theyre also hardcore groupies!! They try to follow local cellebs to “get in the scene” and do whatever they can to get there. Including sleeping with them. Yahaira, why would someone name theirself lust?? I heard shes a stripper/escort on the side. She takes free photoshoots from anyone and calls herself a model. She looks like a man!! Get some meat on you, a boob job and fix up your face and “ghetto style” these are the most unclassy groupie wanna be wh*res in the dot!! All thesse girls talk about and tweet about is drugs and getting f*cked. Dirty little wh*res and barely legal ! Boys stay faaaar far away and ladies they are so fake and two faced!! Lust you look like a man and loka like a horse on drugs.

You can tell they’re strippers by there lack of clothing.  They’re too comfortable showing their guts.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Jas aka JAS THE BODMON aka @THELIFTEDGURU. This guy is a troll. Come on, he calls him self the bodmon. He acts like he’s thug life and tries to flirt with every chick he sees. After they reject his *ss, he resorts to calling them ‘ugly’ or ‘b*tch’ just to reassure himself he’s cool (I would know, I rejected his *ss). He walks around YorkU like he owns the place and is constantly bragging on twitter/facebook about how high he is, how his taste in music is better than yours and how many girls hes slammed. Funny thing is, he probably hasn’t gotten laid. Nobody likes this kid and his thuglife wannabe persona. Thoughts?

He should braid his eyebrows, start a new thing.- nik