Monday 20th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

I Need Your Help Nik

May 18, 2013 Cancun, Spring Break, The Dirty, Toronto 91 87,994 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I need your help.  I met this Toronto girl at Spring Break in Cancun and fell in love.  Nik, like no joke… I had best sex of my life with this girl.  I had 4 orgasms in only 5 hours, she can do things with her tongue that no other girl has been able to… I was looking forward to giving her a green card but I lost my phone at the airport and have not been able to stop thinking about her.  Nik, help me out. Text me babe. I miss you.

She looks kind of bulgy in the penis area in the last image.- nik



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Sexiest Asian

May 17, 2013 Toronto 1 9,315 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is what Steph Ly looked like when she first started Selling her Soul. She Really needs to start being Modest with all those self posts. “You Just Secured a Spot in Hell”

The clenched fist doesn’t make that excessive body contact appropriate.- nik

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Chasing Crayons

May 17, 2013 Toronto 5 6,727 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Was about time you were found out anya and I’m glad I did because karma is a bitch. Many will say or think of you as a sweet innocent girl but they dont know how much of a dirty hoe you really are DRD. This girl has fucked in every club in st catharines, gave blow jobs and fucked random guys she meet in the clubs after in the car lot. One time there was a rumor going around that 6 Africans fucked her at my friends house and when I asked her about it she said she didn’t care and leave her alone with a look of shock and pure guilt that I knew but i really just wanted her to know i did. No wonder you have herpes for 5yrs from fcking all the lowest and dirtiest guys from st catharines and all over ontario like your kids father edson g neto who goes around spreading herpes and deny it was him. Who also just got out jail again. a want be punk ass dirty pimp who would brag about how he beats up your ass and she was the first hoe he visited as soon as he got out. he always said he own that pussy and yet men owns his ass in jail just nasty. She goes by the name anya barry on facebook but that’s not the last name I know she went by at brock university and now with herpes you still haven’t change and for the sack of your sons begging for attention on a std dating site opening your legs to who would give attention to you that when my girl told me you were on there I couldn’t believe it and had to see it with my own eyes and asked nick we know is on there if he knows you and not to our surprise he said yes he did, it was as easy as saying hi I think your pretty we should meet sometime for a drink and a day later he was fcking your nasty ass at your place while your sons were awake. Don’t get me wrong I think your a great mother to your sons off welfare because the low life dead beat of a father don’t give them nothing and always in jail but your just dirty. the africans and guys you fcked has been talking about you for years and how wild both your holes are and I can go on but the pictures above shows how true this post is and how DRD you are anya and was about time people know the real you and guys can keep away from you, well the ones who arent in the gutter with you. Edson above stay away from this ugly nasty low life african. He will give you like many others **YOUR DOWN RIGHT DIRTY TRASH ANYA GUYS STAY AWAY THIS GIRL LIES AND SHES DIRTY AND WILL GIVE YOU H**S

This is one of the few times I like the Canadian flag.- nik



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Wannabe Model

May 17, 2013 Toronto 0 9,804 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet Alexandra Hanssen a wanna be hipster model who lives in Ottawa who’s ready to screw anyone over to get what she wants! She lost her virginity at 13 and never slowed down since, she fuked her best friends boyfriend while her friend was in the room! Then she started dating her other best friend of 12 years ex boyfriend right after the break up and lied about it for months! This whore would do anything or betray anyone just for some dick! She’s even currently cheating on her boyfriend with one of his close friends. She’s a dirty whore! BEWARE

If your backdrop for modeling is a wall of plywood you’re probably not a model…- nik



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31 and Swinging On A Pole

May 17, 2013 Toronto 0 9,743 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this ugly old prostitute stripping ass whore thinks she’s the coolest thing ever!! since she was just a little boney blonde bitch with glasses and her slicked back pony lmao, she”s been running her mouth and getting hard with people, but when it comes down to it would get her ass beat everytime! Still to this day at the ripe age of 31, she thinks she’s bad and like someone in this world wants her!! Just look at her body hahahahaha looks like she smokes to me lol that’s nothing to be proud of ya you have a kid body! And works out every day don’t know what for ain’t have a piece of meat one? She sucks and fucks her says away in Ontario took her kids to go work for a pimp lmao that what he is cuz he ain’t your man hunny . Paying for time with her black cheap extentions and black painted on eyebrow looking like a clown!! Go love yourself hoe all that old take your ass out the strip club locker room and read a book.

Tops like that offer flap jack support when exposed.  Just saying.- nik



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Kayja Needs To Go Back To School

May 16, 2013 Toronto 14 6,768 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY:  Nik, Canadian Snooki got posted and she was not too happy.  She thinks she’s “Lil Kim K”….what do you think Nik?? Does this Chipmunk remind you of Kim K?? because Carlos Hayezz or Carl Hayles (owner of Gotass and her Pimp) is this “Lil Kim K” Kanye East right now!!! Stay in school Kayja Rassweiler you are too young to ruin your life this early.

Wow, she really loves her butt.- nik

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