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Native American Girls.. What You Think Nik?
Posted in Toronto | March 11th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, what do you think about Canada’s Natives??
I think they are trying to live off the casino money like the rest of em.- nik
This Toronto Club Owner Hates Nik
Posted in The Dirty, Toronto | March 10th, 2010


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, love the site and everything it stands for. DA strong broseph, all day everyday. Anyways, went to a club in downtown TO for my buddy’s birthday last Friday. Anyways, I was at the bar getting a drink when I saw this funny looking roider standing beside me. I thought “F*ck this guy looks familiar” and I realized he was posted on this site. I said to him, “Hey buddy, you heard of the dirty.com?” He said yes. I then said, “Well you know you were on it a few months ago,” to which he replied, “Yes, I know, f*ck that website.” I replied with a simple, “Yeah well it’s a legit site, Nik Richie is a legend,” or something along those lines (alcohol and drugs my friend). This dude supposedly owns part of the club we were at or some sh*t, so I could somewhat understand his anger, but then he crossed the line. “F*ck Nik Richie,” he said. “That dude is a f*ggot.” Now I would try to defend you Nik, but this dude is a juice monkey and owns part of the club, so I just dipped on out of there at that point and disappeared into the abyss. That said, I say you make an appearance in this great town one of these days, and show up this Mr. Spicolli look-alike. Show him how to wheel real girls. Then bounce from his mediocre club and hit up one of the high end ones up in Yorkville, where the real women are at. And don’t worry, you would only be an hour away from the US border, so you’d still be able to breathe the air of freedom.
I am down, but I don’t want to go to this retarded Gretzky face’s club. Comb forward bro because the 7-head freaks me out.- nik
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Beware: Homewrecker
Posted in Noodle Nation, Toronto | March 10th, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY: hey nik, this girl is JULIE B** from Toronto and has been f*cked and chucked by so many guys and been around town two times. Yo she has f*cked enough guys from Vancity too, enough girls ring down her phone for stealing their man. Toronto is too small for her that she has to come to Van. She walks around thinking that shes all classy wearing chanel and cartier that her boyfriend got from his custies off the street corner…ahahaha what jokes!!!!! she can’t even afford to walk into Cartier. she prides herself as being a gold digger and tells people she only dates certain guys because she uses them for their car, a free place to live and to go on free vacations. after they’re broke joke..she leaves their ass and sells off the stuff they gave her! how sad ahahaha!!! she pretends to be all rich successful CA who likes to golf on her free time when her parents still live in the ghetto projects…yo who is this bitch trying to kid. this tastless skankhoe sleeps wit other peoples man so she can get a purse and the whole TO knows what a classless chickenhead she is. dirty skank needs to go look in the mirror, at her molehill face and sh*t stained teeth before she go sleeping around. photoshop can only do so much. i know enough guys who slept wit her and they say her pum pum reeks like fish sauce..
How many guys has she told that she is carrying their baby?- nik
Walking STD In T.
Posted in Toronto | March 9th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, Meet Brent H**t from Toronto. This DoucheTard is so c*ked out he had a mini-stroke in his kitchen one night when he was alone and couldn’t even move off the floor for 2 hours! He seems to think he is gods gift to women and is usually sleeping with several different women at a time. If he actually manages to get his c*ke dick up it wont last for more than 5 mins! Put this walking STD on blast Nik!
He should have spent that money on some new clothes and a haircut…how old is this wannabe trout, 30k millionaire for sure.- nik
Forest Dump! What It Is
Posted in Toronto | March 9th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik WHAT IT IS…PAY ATTENTION ITS THE BALD WANNA BE RAPPER ON THE LEFT ! SO NIK, AND THE WORLD, WOULD YOU LISTEN TO THIS ‘SO Called rapper FOREST? ITS TIME YOU CALL IN TEAM AND TRY TO LISTEN BEHIND ALL THE SLURRS OF WHAT SPIT COMES OUT OF HIS MOUTH HE REALLY SAYING but what I know ripping ” investors off”calls himsef D. AND WANTS TO DIE YOUNG IT SEEMS.HE BEGGED AND NOW THE BITCH OF HELLS ANGELS AND GANG MOBS IN AROUND JUST TO GET HIS SH*T PUBLISHED…BUT WHEN YOU START SUCKING COCK FOR IT THEN BANGING THE PEOPLES WHORES AND GF’S WHEN YOU CROSS THE LINE BUDDY then keeping the pap and producing nothing??. BIG MISTAKE TO GET THIS KID HEARD AND LETS NOT LET IT HAPPEN SO HE FOREVER CAN OWE PEOPLE MONEY. ALL THE PROPS HE SAYS HE OWNS BUT JUST BORROWED…THATS LOW DUDE.THERS OTHER WAYS MORETHAN ONE BUT SINCE YOU WONT DUMP HER AND KEEPING THE OTHER 18YR OLD BABE I HAD TO PUT THIS UP! PLUS ITS NOT LIKE YOUR ON AND OFF MAN LOOKIN GIRL FRIEND OR VID WHORE ISNT CHEATING ON YOU LIKE WE ARE booobooo…I PROMISE TO PLAY IT NICE BUT YOU JUST KEPT SPITTIN. the wrong lyric and rhymes..
Why do all these white guys from Canada think they are gangster and rappers…Dude your wearing Assliction, go wrestle some guys and become a forgy fighter its your destiny.- nik
Camel Towing
Posted in Toronto | March 9th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: I don’t know what to say about this except that it had to be intentional. Hey at least T.O. has a sense of humour..
Does he really tow cars or is that truck full of loose sloots?- nik
Toronto’s Biggest Gold Digger
Posted in Toronto | March 9th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this blonde girl … she is affiliated with the “blondies” out of downtown Toronto has done nothing but flaunt her self since she was 15 years old in lingerie and scandalous outfits to try and attract attention – she is an insecure, manipulative gold DIGGER. She ONLY dates guys who make 6 figures and above. She lives for louis vuitton and all of her designer clothing.. she makes sure she has a boyfriend who can purchase all of the designer items that she desires because she refuses to use her own hard earned money in any way shape or form. She didn’t even buy her own DOG for f*ck sakes, but continues to post photos of her ‘precious new puppy’ . Her poor boyfriend doesn’t even realize that she is only with him because she knows what his company is capable of. What a f*cking degenerate loser. Everyone in Toronto knows about her and how she uses men and how she will ONLY date those who have lots of dough $$$$$$$ YUMMY!!!!! She LOVES when MEN will spend their money on her, she gets off of it… check her bank account???> HAHA she saves every single penny. She wishes that she was a russian jew… it would fit perfectly….haha !! loser…I feel bad for her friend. shes super pretty and she is doing a lot for herself.. it sucks that she has such a degenerate “blondie” who will do nothing but cut her off in the end when she when she has no use for her… sucky…she doesn’t even know how to punctuate properly.. f*cking fob (10+ years in Canada and you still have to rely on spell checker hahahahahaha) IDIOT !!
You don’t need to spell if your a gold digging sloot…It would be more beneficial if she practiced her stroke and greg sucking abilities.- nik
Never Enough Canadian Pride For Gayden Solo
Posted in Calgary, Gayden Solo, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Toronto, Vancouver | March 9th, 2010THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I know we don’t have a dress code at the office, but we need to make one because I can no longer tolerate Gayden’s bullsh*t Canadian attire. I mean yes Canada did win the gold medal 6 days ago, but is tuesday brah.. thats old news. Monday he came into the office rocking this shirt that had “I AM CANADIAN” on it, like we already dont know Gayden. Last Friday he comes in with some white canada hockey sweater. Last Wednesday a black canadian track suit, and by this time ive had enough of this Canada pride stuff so I sent you an email that you never responded to. Last Thursday morning he strolls in an all red Canadian Hockey track suit claiming he won it from Ebay and its was warn by the one and only Sidney Crosby, so I send you another email and no reply. So today he comes in with this damn Canadian Rugby jersey and ive had enough. Since you can’t get back to me through email I figured Id just send this post in to you because I’m not showing up to work on tomorrow if this guy is rocking some sort of Canadian Pride outfit. USA all the way.
He is such a frontrunner. He was afraid to tell me he was “for the Canada” when I first hired him and now he tries to rub it in my face. Gayden, I am sorry but Canada is our hat. Every famous Canadian lives in America and all your hockey guys in the NHL like Sid the Dork gets paid in American currency. The French dumped you guys on top of us because they didn’t like you or the cold.- nik
Toronto Gold Digging Sloot
Posted in Toronto | March 8th, 2010


THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, This sloot is Codi or ‘MJ’ from Toronto. She has worked as a stripper for almost 10 years, has had 2 kids and her kids father is in jail. She is such a gold digging Bi*ch, She sucks off fat guys for taking her out for dinner just so they will come spend money on lapdances at her work. This crazy skank has such a huge gut and she struts around like the queen bee. She is an Amazon woman covered in nasty tattoos, has a serious smokers voice and seems to think she is black. Every guy that comes thru the strip club has fu*ked her tuna-hole. It must be the lopsided +2’s that makes her think she is hot sh*t! Nik, put this nasty fat ass on blast!
She better find a trout soon, or learn how to manage her money, cause nobody wants a washed out stripper.- nik
Fake Noodle Of Toronto
Posted in Toronto, Would You? | March 8th, 2010

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik Love your site and just wondering would you stick it to this noodle from Toronto name Julie who goes around claiming she is the hot sh*t. She slept with so many losers and claim she is faithful to her boyfriend. Everyone in Toronto knows this girl and her bestfriend are undercover skanks and gold diggerrrrs. So would you?
Answer: no. Who knows where those mutant hands have been.









