THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik! I was wondering which you like better: curly or straight hair? In what circumstances would one look better then the other? Which type of curls is the most beautiful? Thanks! Btw I loove your site! DA STRONG.

I hate curly hair with a passion. STRAIGHT or die.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jessica Crispin is the worst mother and nastiest chick i know!!! All she does all day long is smoke weed, collects disability and there’s nothing wrong with her. She takes her kids to daycare for no reason when she is home all day and never feeds her kids right or pays attention to them all she does is yell at them. she thinks she is a drug dealer and she thinks she is gangster, she walks around actin like she tough and needs her ass beat down. She’s the biggest loser and the nastiest sloot i have ever seen. And don’t let her picture fool you she is about 100 pounds heavier now. B*tch needs her kids taken and her *ss beat. She is so f*cked in the head. If anyone every meets this girl f*cking run!!!!

Tight clothes are not her friend, or anything that shows off her pits.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is the definition of THEDIRTY.COM. Known for being a c*kewh*re in Brampton, Rexdale, and Mississauga. This girl just keeps going down hill and has f*cked most of Brampton’s dirtiest guys. The sloot was just dumped by a dirtball drug dealer. As u can tell in the pic above they were quite the classy couple. She has no class, always dressed like a hooker and is known for selling herself or sucking d*ck to get meth. This cracker sucking troll thinks shes model material < ha. No one in the industry wants you, so stop spreading drd for your fix and do yourself a favor EAT SOMETHING!

Its a slippery slope…looks like she’s now living in a shed.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just wanted to send out this psa to every one in Toronto to watch out for Samantha Caroline Rampersaud of Malvern. This slew preys on men of all ages for money. She didn’t come from the best family growing up so now shes an opportunist. This cougar works at the dollar store, stealing sh*t every chance she gets. lowest of the low. She even got fired from her job at a clothing store at the mall for stealing clothes. scum bag. hasn’t learned her lesson yet. I know her from high school and ran into her the other day at the mall. She hasn’t changed one bit. Fake , jelous, makes up rumours, compulsive liar, slutty as hell. I was her only friend but i realized shes not worth it. She goes for young boys and old guys. young boys cus their vulnerable. Right now shes 23 and her current bf is 17! After working shifts at the dollar store she hits the bar with her co worker and does favours for old men for drinks. What a classy h*e, Nik what do u think of gold diggers in general and this cougar who steals every chance she gets?

Her hips sticks out of the middle of her back…disgusting.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, So I want to set everything on the table. I am one of her close friend’s. I know the whole story and the thing is with this Women, She is kicking her self for what has happen. Sara talk’s like she doesn’t care but she really does. Time’s are really tough as we all know. I know for a fact a number of people told her she is an Idiot. Now this guy Owen won’t even talk to her as of the past few week’s. If a very close friend think’s this about one of my own best friend’s. Think how bad of a person she is.I could NEVER say this to her friend. She caught a good catch but lost it when she started to act like a child. Now Kasia I am one of her friend’s you check your self, He deleted her and is not on her list. In Finishing I believe Sara is just trying to blame other’s for her own mistake.Boy and Girls She is dirty but Owen and my self are moving on from this.She is my friend but sometime’s is not worth it sometime’s…Her lost and My Gain. Good old Cat fight.

What are you talking about?? you failed to mention the point, its obvious she’s a sloot.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, well she is in her 20s but looks like a 40 year old mother, she is a mother who to this day probably really is not sure who the baby daddy is. Candice is known for her famous bragging about all the guys she has slept with and how proud of it she is. she is dating a guy who is a complete douchebag and know she cheats constantly and will talk to the guys who have past his gf around. She work at the boston pizza in barrie, what i don’t understands is she is overweight has terrible skin, and a gut that is disgusting to see. It amazing how insecure she is i truly think so so she goes around and ask every guy with a gf to sleep with her and funny part is when all those guys hang around together and just trash her out. sad sad truly sad. I got a bf and am very happy with but i have found out she has even tried to get into his pants. I’m happy my bf rejected her fat *ss. Anyways, can someone please tell her to close her leg and focus on her kid more and be a real mother to him instead of a homewrecker.

Her job at the pizza joint says it all.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, saw Wire Transfer posted pictures from her weekend in San Diego.  Now if you are not an idiot and know how the escorting game works, then you know why she was out there.  What I would like to know is what player decided to fly her out and pay for this?  Personally, I would pay for play, but only if I was in Toronto.  I would never drop the extra money on her. So Nik, do you know?

That is a long first class flight from Toronto. Anybody know which player stuck it in Wire Transfer?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: First off, I’m DA strong. I love your work. Can you please convince this girl she is terminally unattractive. I think I almost liked it better when she photoshopped her pictures to look skinny… there was at least less of her to be disgusted by. Why would she parade around in public with a thong on when she looks like THAT?

Why would a black woman ever want to take a picture with a white girl who has a booty? That is like losing the only thing that makes them special.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, here’s some pictures of this girl who I haven’t seen in a year and I couldn’t help but to notice a change in the volume of her chest… Now, knowing your expertise in this field, I would like your opinion regarding the possibility of her having had work done.  As you can see, with this particular person, some angles happen to be more flattering and would act as an optical illusion. Yet it all manages to somehow defy the law of gravity. So, Nik, do you think she looks hot? Is her actual appearance artificial or real?

She could be getting fatter, but I’m going with FAKE on this one.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you gotta put this out there, Toronto’s biggest rapist and scammer needs to be stopped in his tracks. Nik, this guy is real bad news. I went to a club with him the other day and I woke up next to him not knowing who he is or where I was. Nik, please put this guy out on blast. I heard he lures girls to his house with the promise of pepsi and mdma and then gets them to overdose so he can get laid. I met his room mate and he offered me tons of drugs for favours. Nik, apparently he lives with this fat *ss named Manny. This douche is a drug dealer and gets girls hooked on oxy. Nik, this guy date rapes girls when he gets them drinks, fucks them and then turns around and blames the girls he gets for taking to much drugs. Nik, this pervert lives in King West. Please put this on blast so women like me don’t get drugged by this fat *ss pig.

Don’t blame him cause you can’t handle your alcohol/drugs, you were trying to take advantage of him in the first place.- nik