Toronto | Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities - Part 2

Fahrin Jaffer Stole My Money

November 25, 2014 Toronto 50

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Fahrin Jaffer in Toronto is scammer and a fraud artist. I am an openly gay male who lost his life-partner in a tragic slip & fall accident. Fahrin Jaffer said she would take my case on contingency but wanted me to pay up $10K for disbursements which I did at a Tim Hortons coffee shop when I first met her. I contacted Fahrin Jaffer to get an update on my Plaintiff side action but I did not hear anything. Fahrin Jaffer’s websites have no office address, no phone number, no fax number, nothing but a Yahoo and a Gmail address. Fahrin Jaffer said she worked at the law firm D\’Angela Fox Vanounou LLP but upon contacting them I was told that she never even worked there! Now I also find out that Fahrin Jaffer attended the worst law school on the planet Thomas Cooley Law, a first choice institution for rejects. After months, I heard that she spent all her money on plastic surgery for a nose job. WTF! I asked Fahrin Jaffer to return me back my money and she responsed: “Only thing you’re getting from me is a fart, you creepy fudge packer!” Wow. Just wow! Her homophobic epithets aside, Nik please expose this fart queen’s dubious ways!!!

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Nasty Nicole

November 25, 2014 Toronto 15

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey nik, you absolutely have to expose this nasty cheating deadbeat mom. This is Nicole Romanick / Gillies. She is a trashy knob gobbling mother who got married to her husband only to go and cheat on him any chance she got. This bitch is broke she has no job. Lives off her child tax and child support and sucks and fcks her way through the oilfield for anything she can. She likes to hit up the crck pipe every now and then and will suck and uck for that to. She uses her kids and mouth for a way to get through life. This bitch needs to be exposed. I bet her husband hasn’t even seen these naked photos of his wife… Funny thing was this was while her husband was at work!!!!! Be a fuken mother and get a fcken job you disgusting human being!!!!

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Fahrin Jaffer Is Linked To The Jian Ghomeshi Scandal

November 24, 2014 The Dirty, Toronto 322


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Fahrin Jaffer in Toronto is a flatulent cougar who has been dating notorious former CBC personality Jian Ghomeshi for about 5 years on and off. I am sure you have read all the recent news stories about Mr. Ghomeshi and the disturbing allegations about his sex life. Fahrin Jaffer has been a non-committed companion (ie. casual booty-call partner) of Mr. Ghomesi from 2008 till 2013. It is believed that Fahrin Jaffer provided sex-on-demand to Mr. Ghomeshi within a moment’s notice which included deliberate farting at the request of Mr. Ghomeshi. Fahrin Jaffer essentially earned her the nickname “The Fart Queen” here on The Dirty for a reason. Furthermore, Fahrin Jaffer is a serial liar and a scam artist who routinely misleads the public. Her website states that she works at the law firm D’Angela Fox Vanounou LLP, but a quick call to the firm indicates that she never even worked there. Fahrin Jaffer also never states that she went to the worst law school on the plant – Thomas Cooley. Fahrin Jaffer tells men that she is in her early 20s but in reality Fahrin Jaffer is a 43 year old unemployed reject who lives at home with her welfare collecting taxi driver parents. Nik, put this fart monster Fahrin Jaffer on full blast!!!

This looks like incest.- nik


My Encounter With Jian Ghomeshi

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Homeboy Derek

November 24, 2014 Montreal, Toronto 66

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this nasty peace of shit thinks he’s the man he has a bbm and a girl in but still finds time to try and spit game on me and my girl tilling us him and his bbm are done we no the truth you nasty Fck and he don’t even love that kid ( his words him self not his kid but that kid) it’s sad he don’t even got game it’s almost funny Buckie is what he calls himself lol what a name .him and his home boy Derek if that’s how you spell the hoes name as well as stanly oh yea and let not forget his brother who is the head of it all T.J A.K.A fat man lmao these names lol are the biggest hoes in Montreal he tills all girls to come to his mom’s house witch my girl who fucked him not to long ago told me it’s like a hoes house girls come and go and his mom says it’s okay lol sad the fore of you stick to trying to be loyal to your girls for once nobody wants u nasty hoes people look out for these for

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Bomba Has Friends

November 23, 2014 Bomba, The Dirty, Toronto 56


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, if Bomba could follow herself in Instagram maybe she could see how stupid she looks compared to normal girls.

Bomba doesn’t want to be normal. She wants to fall over.- nik

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Helping Her Find A Sugar Daddy

November 21, 2014 The Dirty, Toronto 84


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is so desperate for a Sugar Daddy, I thought I would help out.  She will do anything for money and that including having other girls join in on the fun.  So all you TO GoPros, you know where to find her, just get on your seeking arrangement profile lol.

Please don’t call them ‘Sugar Daddy’, that is so 2010. They are GoPros now!- nik

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Oh My Bomba

November 21, 2014 Bomba, The Dirty, Toronto 102


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just needed you to see this… Wow. I was genuinely grossed out.  This cam thing is getting to her head and she thinks this is attractive.

That just ruined my weekend…thanks.- nik

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Donya Makhooli is out of control

November 21, 2014 Toronto 13

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Donya Makhooli is our of control and a hoochhhhhhhhi torontonian. This girl is all over toronto and accepts rides from random men in downtown to drive her home and i Dont even know what she does with them in the car! She is seen with a lot of men, talks shit behind ALL her friends… i mean.. im not that close to her but i know things about her closest friends that im sure they wouldnt want me to know. She is extremely rude, LOUD, and cant seem to get her life and act together. She skips all her classes and completely broke but post pics of fake things to raise her self-esteem. Nik, Please give her some advice!!!

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