THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, remember Toronto’s own Sara P (Parcels) from last year and how you complimented her jawline and nose, Nik? Well, not sure there’s much to compliment lately as girlfriend is looking rough. Her life is turning out to be really sad, actually, because she really was a pretty girl and her mom bought her implants before she was 18 (the ones here are actually her 2nd pair), to invest in her “modelling” career but I’m not sure what modelling agency would hire her now with those stupid lips, tacky extensions and weathered leather face from all the tanning, drinking, and drug use. So what do you think, Nik; does Sara P still have a chance to be a model at this point or is she gonna be a bottle rat til 40?
Holding a bottle like a rat ends all chances of becoming a model.- nik
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