THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this here is Kristine Claxton from London, Ontario. I would like her name and face to be known to warn all the men living in this city. She is one of the biggest liars and manipulators I know. She broke up with her ex boyfriend around Christmas in 2011. Her ex boyfriend’s friends and family knew about the break up, and she moved back in with her parents. They have two children together, which did not go with Kristine and remained in the care of her ex (their father). When he got a new girlfriend in the summer of 2012 she completely lost her shit! She began spreading lies and rumours that he had cheated on her with his new girlfriend, and had broken her heart. Meanwhile, none of that is true, and she was actually caught for cheating when they were actually together by sending naughty texts and nude photos of herself to a cousin that had been married into her family. Talk about white trash! When her ex had to give her one of the shared vehicles one night she literally attacked him, leaving his shirt torn and with blood on it from her hands. She later called the police and accused him of attacking her, and stated that she feared for her life and had the children taken from him. She held the children from him and lead them to believe that it was all his doing until it was cleared up in court, which she lost because she was found guilty of lying. One night when he dropped the kids off (after he was able to have them back) she invited him into her new home to look around. Scared for her life is she? To this day she still continues to look for sympathy and attention from friends and family by sticking with the original story that he had cheated on her and left her for another woman, when the truth is he left her way before he started dating someone new and he was tired of her crazy whacked out shit. I feel sorry for any guy who dates her next, and I hope he sees this as a warning to stay away. This is one crazy chick you wouldn’t want to mess with!

Nice mask.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’d like to introduce you to Meghan Nickson or as she likes to call herself Meghan Leopard. This piece of trailer trash comes from Oshawa and likes to call herself a “model” even though the only photographers that work with her are creepy old men that don’t even know how to use a camera, they probably put most of her nudes in a wank bank for later. She recently posted that her photos are not taken to be sexy or look like a whore, news flash sweet heart your taking budget nudes. This 4 foot tall midget needs a dose of reality, she is certainly not model material or classy at all. She just needs to stop.

Answer: No, her jawline sits a little low and those handy thigh highs are covering her problem areas.

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this lowlife is Damien McMillan, aka Damien Drunkabilly. A drug addicted, woman beating, drunkard who won’t think twice lying of being diagnosed with stomach cancer to get people to help him with rent of bar tabs, only to have miraculous recovery. He has habitually run women into debt, is able to abuse any trust given to him, is uncapable of holding a job and seams to think in terms of only what he can get out of people. He is a thief, a liar, diseased and holds no moral fiber. His only defence is to play the victim and try to manipulate.

He carries a comb in that top pocket.  I decided.- nik