THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Jersey Shore Toronto-style version with some odd characters that never took off. Any status on this show guys I was really looking forward to watching it, is there any update on/if Toronto will produce this show?
If it hasn’t seen daylight yet then it is probably scrapped. Jersey Shore is on the way out, so Lake Shore doesn’t stand a chance.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ruby. She is Brazilian and Filipino and for some reason I think this is the hottest girl ever. I think its the perfect combo and I wanted to ask you about it and see what you think and if you agree.
I only agree with the person who sat on her face.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet this mess Fabiola Stephanie Dsouza of Markham Ontario. This chick added me on facebook and i couldn’t stop laughin my ass off at her profile. She went to my high school but had no friends and still doesn’t. Difference now is she cut her hair turned into a sloot so she believes everyone likes her. She clubs every weekend with people who talk sh*t about her and she knows it but goes n e way to take pics and post them on fb to pretend shes some idol. When shes at the club she”ll hook up with any one at the club for a drink. Cheap sloot. She also made up she has this boyfriend irfan that no one has ever seen or met. She’s fake and talks sh*t about every one she talks to, when shes the biggest wh*re and loser of Toronto. Hahha lol and everytime she smiles she has saliva running down her face and has white stuff all over her mouth. Everyone needs to find her on fb and see what I’m talking about. She’s a joke and thinks she’s so pretty. This ugly sloot needs to be put on blast. Run fast when u see her walking the streets. She’s sure to be at wetbar soon. Disgrace to toronto right here.
I know some guy who looks just like her.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Niki , This is Kyla Marie Gough, she is from Barrie Ontario. She moved to Tornonto recently because she went to George Brown Collage and also everyone from her shitty town knew her secrets and of how much of a slut she is. Kyla is 20 years old, she dropped out if high school to sell drugs with her ex boyfriend named Tom, facebook name is Thompson Tommy who she also lived with. drugs such as weed, cocaine extessy and god knows what else. she has two ABORTAINS with two different men, she did not have the babies because she could not afford them, she was left with no choice but to have her vagina vacumed, GROSS. typical white trash she tells people she is a model when she pays people to take pictures of her. kyla moved back to barrie didn’t take people long to find out what this cock sucking slut is all about. she claims she has fucked 17 different guys. She has also claimed to a friend, ” the best way to get back at a girl is to fuck thier boyfriend ” WHO SAYS THAT ?!?! she ruined plenty relationships just because she cant keep a stedy one because cock is just too important to her ladies keep this beaver looking slut away from your mannn shell snag em so fast she tells guys she’ll do anything for these men to break up with thier girls she ALSO fcks inside of clubs .. true story.niki ,show this barrie slut whos boss.
Practice won’t get you into a strip club, you need +2′s.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, in response to What Natalie Gauvreau Really Looked Like Pre-Porta Potty. Here is the real deal, check out this video that was made 4 years ago. It’s insane from how ugly she was, not how amazing she is now.
The past is the past… you are only as hot as your last photoshoot. I decided.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m surprised this ghetto wannabe white girl isn’t up here yet. Her name is Kayla Melvin and she thinks she is the hardest white girl around cause she dates a black guy & hangs out with a bunch of black girls. Her boyfriend Jeff Beals thinks hes hard as f*ck also but can never back his sh*t up. He sits here and hates on girls & other people being Quags when buddy you need a reality check, look at yourself!!! Hahahaha pew, with your stupid bird tattoo on your face, good luck getting a job with that or i guess you could just continue living in Toronto with Kayla & live off of her dancing for money. Yes that is why the both just recently went to Toronto!!!!! you both need to go somewhere & stop acting like your the hottest sh*t around, get classy b*tches xox! Nik these guys deserve to be up here so please put them up.
Nice bed. You find those mattresses on the streets.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Roger Garrity who goes by RG (how original) He is the worst musically inclined human being on the planet! Roger Garrity is from Kitchener, ON but moved to London, ON where he is currently a club promoter and TRYing to pursue his career as a rapper! No one likes him, he is the biggest loser, he tries way too hard to be cool and he lies to everyone. WHAT IS HE MOST KNOWN FOR? RG is known around Kitchener, London and Toronto as the biggest snake in music history….. HE STEALS OTHER ARTISTS LYRICS, BEATS AND SONG ARRANGEMENTS and desperately tries to make them into his own….. His voice is horrible, he is completely tone deaf and wouldn’t know a good song if it hit him in the face. I guess that’s why he needs to run cities stealing other peoples lyrics and songs. His boyfriend who is also a club promoter is his only fan. Roger Garrity also paid Nicole Holeness from MTV a ton of money to take photos with him because he thinks b she is on TV she is famous and it makes him look better. What people don’t know is that RG has paid people thousands and thousands of dollars to play his music and do some sort of business with them, BUT they all play him and see thru him and take him for what he is…. A HORRIBLE RAPPER with an even uglier personality!!! What he also doesn’t realize is that the people he’s been paying have been slowing exposing him to others warning artists to hide their material because he will steal it and use it. On the low, there are about 120 people who have him on a sh*t-list and its only a matter of time before all his lying, stealing and snake-ism catches up to him and he becomes the laughing stock of all three cities when he is exposed and sued for major copy-right infringement. What a sad waste of skin RG is! HIDE YOUR MUSIC.
He also steals girls make-up. I decided.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Tammika Thompson from lil’ ol Cambridge ON. She is a broke single mother who lives off food stamps and Mr. noodles. She recently discovered she can make money selling herself to old desperate fat men. So she joined multiple escort services across the GTA. Her prices are as follows: oral ($40) and full intercourse ($75). She also has sikkle- cell anemia and has a terrible outlook on life ever since she got sick. Her cousin told a friend of mine he was shocked when he spotted her working at some ghetto strip club in Mississauga called ‘Million Dollar’ and then said “I guess it must be hard emotionally; the illnesses she has”. Tammika is known for stealing everything that comes in her site. I heard she steals used make-up and worn costumes from the strip club locker room when other girls are out dancing because she can’t afford anything. I feel bad for her poor child. No pun intended!
I’m 80% sure that’s a wig.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I’ve never submitted anything to the site before but this girl really needs to be put on blast. Angel is a stripper who works at a dirty club around Toronto, Canada. I don’t personally know her, just came across the Facebook profile, and I just couldn’t stop laughing at her photos. I don’t understand how men could actually tip this piece of trash. And check out the +2′s, I’ve seen worse, but still, how does anyone take her seriously with those cheap tattoos? Women like this make me cringe.
They don’t have weight limits in Toronto? Strippers in Arizona and Las Vegas cannot be over 136. Looks like they push 200′s in Whoronto.- nik
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Courtney Noonan. Better known as the Markham Mattress for her willingness to take on multiple partners from her days at MDHS. She is a single mother of two children from two different fathers. She messed over the father of her first child so bad it drove him to alcoholism. She stole thousands of dollars from the father of her second child and still denies him access to his child even though he pays above and beyond his support requirements. She claims to manage a Steakhouse in Markham called the Braised Bull, but in reality is nothing more than a glorified waitress who services her married regulars in the back room and bangs rails of Pepsi with her boss. She can be found regularly slooting it up at a bar called the Dutchess with any guy who can strum a guitar or driving around town intoxicated with her two children in the back seat. She lives off her alcoholic mother’s husband all the while trying to pretend she’s a successful business woman. She also does advertising sales for a Healthy Living magazine. Wives should beware if she does business with their husbands as she is willing to do anything to make a sale including inviting clients out for a drink after hours and going that extra mile in the parking lot if necessary. She spends the majority of her days sitting on the couch drinking and playing video games while other people raise her children. She learned her practice from famed porn star and close friend Linda Beltran (Lauren Pheonix). Courtney is a drunk who is completely mentally disturbed and unstable. Any man should stay as far away from her as possible. Her only goal in life is to have as many children as possible from as many men as she can and live off the support payments. She suckers men in by claiming every man in her life has abused her. BEWARE!
She just doesn’t wanna work, babies = paychecks.- nik
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