From Leper, To The Dirty Army

September 24, 2010 Dallas, Leper, The Dirty, Tristan 70 8,064 Views

LEPER: Nik, I have decided I want to be single. I dont want to be judged or labeled as a “player” because im not! If you guys “hate” me so much and im such a ” bad person” quit calling, my gosh if you hate me then quit coming back and then whine about how im supposedly “shady” its annoying. xo.

Leper you should have just married Tristan. He was the only man that really loved you.- nik



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Not Likely A Coincidence

July 22, 2009 Richmond, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Tristan 6 5,308 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I saw your post of the super forgy “VA Psycho Boy” and it reminded me a lot of Tristan. Is this pose native to Virginia or just crazy people? Either way, I think they are a Forgy match made in heaven!

Yup, that is the VA “In Heat” Pose.  I decided.- nik



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David Carradine’s Rep: Death Was ‘Accidental’

June 4, 2009 Hollywood, Merlin, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Tristan 37 8,629 Views


TMZ Reports: We just spoke to a rep for David Carradine, who claims the actor’s death was not a suicide.

The rep said David’s death was “accidental.” And there’s this … the BBC is now reporting that David’s body was found hanging with a rope around his neck and “other parts of his body.” 

Carradine’s body was found nude, hanging in a closet. David’s rep added, “We can confirm 100% that he never would have committed suicide. It was an accidental death. Everybody is in shock.”

We have our own theories here at TheDirty.com… well at least I do?- nik



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We Are Almost At DEFCON 3 At TheDirty.com

May 19, 2009 Dirty TV, The Dirty, Tristan 72 9,819 Views

 

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(Click on image to see Slayer’s list of demands)

Dear Slayer of 86Tristan.com, Tristan is going to eat your babies!  We refuse your list of demands and Tristan wanted me to tell you personally via TheDirty.com that when he finds out who you are… “you better run to the moon!”



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Major Legal Battle About To Go Down

May 19, 2009 Scottsdale, The Dirty, Tristan 38 5,884 Views


STOP AND DESISTS 86Tristan.com!!!!!

Also See: 

Tristan Michales Is Upset About His Father Being Posted

Tristan Michales Senior Reaches Out



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DIRTY ARMY Fans Are Ruthless

May 19, 2009 Scottsdale, The Dirty, Tristan 55 6,506 Views

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If you haven’t heard there is a website that is going viral around the internet.  86Tristan.com, I think it is awesome.  Tristan, not so much.  We had a meeting about it this morning and Tristan is seeking legal counsel to remove the website from the internet.  He is not happy.

**It contains footage we filmed that I could not post on the website because I did not want to ruin the “Johnson Charm”.



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Dirty Shotgun Wedding

May 9, 2009 Dallas, Leper, The Dirty, Tristan 69 6,911 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, there is a major war going on between Leper and her boyfriend. He thinks that if she goes to Vegas for your Dirty Invasion Memorial Day weekend, she will end up getting married to your employee Tristan. No joke.

Tristan Michales is too busy for a serious relationship… he has board meetings at Planet Hollywood he has to worry about.- nik

Also See: DIRTY CELEB Leper



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Tristan Michales Is BIGTIME?

May 8, 2009 Las Vegas, Scottsdale, The Dirty, Tristan 132 9,382 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so I was in the back room next to the DJ booth and on the wall is a “red carpet” banner that most of the celebs signed. Looking around it I spotted the signature just to the right of Little Jon.  I asked one of the waitresses whose name that was and she said Tristan from TheDirty.com.  Supposedly he owns 10% of Planet Hollywood.  I thought he worked for you nik?

Tristan is in cubicle 7A at TheDirty.com office and drives a converted Chrysler 300 which he claims is a real Bentley.  His idols include Justin Timberlake and Lou Diamond Phillips.  His favorite movie is GI Jane and he had a dog for two weeks before his apartment complex forced him to get rid of it because of weird smells.  Hope that helps answer your question.- nik



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