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Cody Costelow Baby Daddy

December 17, 2014 Tucson 0

THE DIRTY ARMY: Everyone meet Tucson’s worst piece of trailer trash. This guy is your typical douche bag piece of shit. Where to start? How about he sleeps with anything that has an ass, and he even knocked up his current broad, Karina (she looks like a monkey). Lol not shocking, but what’s even worse is he cheats on her all the time and she’s too dumb enough to realize it, or maybe she just ignores it to continue her little “fantasy” that he really loves her. And to continue, this asshole beats ALL his girlfriends and puts them in hospitals, lets just pray for that baby. If that isn’t bad enough, this broke fck boy really thinks he’s someone when in reality he still lives in his parents trailer, works a below minimum wage job, and doesn’t even go to school. HA, this disgusting tool is going to be a low life nothing for the rest of his life.

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Wants What Isn’t Hers

December 12, 2014 Tucson, Westside-AZ 16

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this girl was told over and over not to mess with my girls man and she still texted him sent him in appropriate pics. She even asked if they were still together and she continued to text with him inappropriate shit. My girl doesn’t have the man any more but only because this thirsty trashy whore wouldn’t leave their family alone. She purposefully broke up what was a good relationship just to get some dick. On top of that she is out all the time dressing like a whore and whose there for her kids while she is spreading her legs for every man she sees and getting trashed. If any man shows her any attention she will just spread em. Hey guys look for her at the cowpony or the maverick she is there every weekend trashed and rolling around a pool table. She is an easy lay. Probably not that great but easy is easy.

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Greedy, Egotistical, little Tyrant

December 10, 2014 Phoenix, Tucson 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: Josh Mellberg is a small man. Physically and figuratively. He is the textbook Napoleon complex. He’s a lying, cheating, conniving rat. He rips off grandmas and grandpas by investing their hard-earned retirement money into shitty contracts that that pay out big commissions and lies his way through life. He’s a tyrant and will stop at nothing for the almighty dollar. Fck him and fuk his minions who carry out his dirty work. He’s a slimeball with a fake smile. He has a bad reputation around Tucson and Phoenix and has had many complaints. You can look them up online: type in “Mellberg”. He is also guilty of losing millions of client $’s investing them into shady-ass real estate ventures. He tries paying off clients to keep them quiet – HIGHLY ILLEGAL. He is a danger to society and the investment world and must be stopped. If you see this scumbag around, run the other way. Anyone who hangs out with him, only does it for the money and local-celeb status. They all know it. Him and his douchebag friend and co-worker, Brent, are lovers. They do a lot of secret stuff together. In a nutshell, Joshua David Mellberg is a cancer living among us. He infects people with his underhanded, slick, greedy fcking persona. He makes people uncomfortable and treats his employees like shit. It’s no wonder multiple high-level employees have left him over the years – because they simply cannot stand him and his evil empire. This guy is the TRUE DIRT of the desert.

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Tucson Preggo Sloot

November 26, 2014 Tucson 19

THE DIRTY ARMY: Meet stephany Salgado watch out for this one !

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Vance Stanford

November 24, 2014 Tucson 1

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, besides looking like a rabbit gapped tooth Hobbit from the Shire, this guy lived off of his ex-wife filing for lifelong spousal support for $2k a month for the rest of his life until she finally woke up and realized he just banked the money to buy himself a rental home in addition to keeping his old rickety original house. He had his ex-wife pay for all 3 kids health insurance while he spoke rudely of her weight and her having grey hair since she was 18 years old. He pretends to be the pillar of church all the while being worthless living off of women and doing military reserve work. He has run down vehicles and his yard looks like a junkyard. The hobbits from the shire may be taller than this guy but they are also better men than this total loser and moocher. Not only are the hobbits taller they are bigger down south than this guy trust me he is the most boring little shrimp ever in the sack.Stay away from this guy.

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Contessa Wedepohl

November 21, 2014 Tempe, Tucson 3

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this bitch”contessa wedepohl” is the most selfish nastiest bitch alive. She looks for attention everywhere she goes and if she doesn’t find it from you she’ll go to the next . this bitch has fcked half of Tucson her shit is starting to look like deli meat . she has a man has not once been faithful to him she was caught putting prositution post on Craigslist . trust me men you guys are better off masturbating haha her pussy is like throwing a hot dog down a hallway. Talk about being loose this girl is definition of loose .! She likes to act like she’s bad this girl is literally all talk and no bite .she has all her friends handle her dirty work because shes scared . she’s disgusting looking… she looks like a fucking troll . if you wanna fck her be extraaaaa drunk or put a bag over her head promise you won’t regret it . this girl likes manipulate men to get money or to get things she needs . she has so many haters in Tucson because she likes to do people dirty and thinks she can get away with it . she a homie hopper she will fuck your friends your best friends just as long she gets dick down and wouldn’t care. So if anyone wants a loose cheap skank there you go ! She is the most worthless fucking cunt you will ever come across . true facts !

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Women Beating Scum

November 20, 2014 Dirty Mugshots, Tucson, Westside-AZ 2

THE DIRTY ARMY: nik this worm has been arrested for beating my best friend over an argument over her coming home to late. He says women should work and should be subservient to men. His name is Ryan Eckbreth and he goes to Cochise College and works at Safeway. He\’s planning on transferring to ASU next year. He’s from Tuscon but has moved to Mesa. He’s a dirty rotten scumbag and deserves to be put on blast big time!

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Tucson’s Gents Beware

November 4, 2014 Tucson 30

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Her name is Sydney Collins, I went to high school with her at tucson high and seems years later nothing has changed about this disgusting filth! She just recently got out of rehab and now is making up for some lost time. Don’t matter what, shape, size, looks, of it, just as long as you have one, she will love you long time. To top it off she has been known to have drd’s. She gave one of my friends ch****dia! She is on the loose, and all guys in tucson need to beware of this sloot.Please help by spreading the word and alarming all the gents on in the tucson area of AZ.

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