Cactus Shadows High School Vice President Knows How To Party
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the Cactus Shadows High S...
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El Ay From The Bay
Posted in San Francisco, UCLA | March 8th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This is a huge huge douche named Alex, hmm where to start..well first of all, IF YOU WANT TO GET INTO THE HOTTEST NIGHT CLUBS IN LA OR BAY AREA “THIS IS YOUR GUY” HE CLAIMS HE CAN GET YOU IN EVERY WHERE. THis assh*le walks around thinking he owns anything and every club. all he does is is sit on facebook and add girls then promise them some kind of vip “guest list” to some club. He is the biggest douche ever.. “‘m considered one of the most dangerous men alive and have been featured in TIME magazine as bachelor of the century. Snap, Crackle and Pop make me breakfast every morning then the king treats me to a lunch ‘my way’ followed by a dinner prepared by an Iron Chef (the original one not the shitty American version). On my spare time I like to read Shakespearean sonnets then woo a hundred women into my bed like Casanova and pleasure them with my big toe. I consider myself a filmmaker, that is, I write and direct and shoot and do all the cool sh*t that you don’t see when you watch a movie and proclaim that “eh, it was ok.” Well f*ck you, I’d like to see you write a script then shoot it motherf*cker. I’m a peaceful loving person by nature.” THIS WAS HIS facebook info…. haha
Sexual predator for sure, that girl clearly wants nothing to do with him…and why does he think people actually care about what he does.- nik
Newport Club Head
Posted in Newport, UCLA, Would You? | March 4th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Ashlie is this girls name. she lives in Newport or Anaheim. shes out clubbing and partying all the time and not caring if she looks like a slut or not. wearing dresses with her ass hanging out. she thinks she’s the hottest thing around Newport and everyone wants her. far from true. you will see her running around with all different guys. probably having sex with all of them to get popular. she’s Newport trash and someone needs to take it out! she is so fake and has fake friends and is one of the rudest stuck up girls Ive ever met. she works at the hooters in Anaheim. the only reason she got that job was because she slept with her boss. TRASHY! Nik, would you?
Answer: no. her forehead wrinkles and has some low armpits which I’m guessing is from her broad shoulders.
Trust Fund Baby Has Many Problems
Posted in Chicago, Dirty Greeks, The Dirty, UCLA | February 24th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Philip. He’s your average, psycho, trust fund baby. Under developed emotionally and mentally, I’ve seen this poor boy cry and cry when he is told no by his Mommy. I would feel sorry for the ugly f*cker but his complete arrogance and lack of respect for all people compels me to tell you all about it. He has been in countless rehabs and even more mental institutions. He’s on more meds than Paula Abdul and blames everything on his bipolar disorder. When really he’s just a drug addicted BRAT. Phil likes to date rape girls (NO JOKE) if you tell him no he will not tolerate it. He buys his friends ‘girlfriends’ acceptance by showering them in gifts. It’s a shame because he really is smart. However, I hope he finally gets enough charges against him to land him in prison, his mommy’s lawyer always seems to get him out of everything. He prides himself on being a “yuppy” (hot, right?) but he’s never earned a DIME in him life. Please Nik, Phil thinks he is DEAD SEXY. What do you think of his Jay Leno chin and nappy hair?
Sometimes I read stories like these and I think it is better for all these Athletes and Celebs with money have bastard children. Let the bastards live in poverty and understand the value of a dollar. I would never want my kid to end up like the guy above or LIKE THIS.- nik
Another UCLA Hottie
Posted in The Dirty, UCLA | February 22nd, 2010THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Rachel Sw*mmer, she is a UCLA student and has obviously taken what you said to heart…she looks like she still needs + 2’s…..what do you think nik? also…maybe a little weight loss?
She needs to lose about 30 pounds and tighten up her knee caps… they look a little flabby.- nik
UCLA Chick Would You?
Posted in San Francisco, The Dirty, UCLA, Would You? | February 19th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, So this is Ellen originally from Egypt and is also half Italian. I’ve seen her around San Francisco at a couple of college party’s but she goes to UCLA. When I usually head down to SoCal and when I do I hit her up so we can chill and go to the club. I was thinking of taking it a step further but I had to ask you the magical question…. Would you?
Answer: No and you shouldn’t either… Egyptian-Itailian, do you understand how hairy she is down below with that kind of blood in her. Plus, she looks prego in the Ocean… do you really want to raise someone else’s baby dolphin.
Persian Lawyer, Would You?
Posted in Los Angeles, The Dirty, UCLA, Would You? | February 11th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this Persian chick (if the eyebrows didn’t already give it away!) is always out wasted and dancing on tables with her equally trashed friends from LA to OC clubs. She is always wearing a napkin as her outfit and is always flashing her +2s. As you can tell from these pics, she FIENDS for attention! She’s also a law student from UCLA… I know you are attempting to ride the Brunette wave, so I have to ask: WOULD YOU?
Answer: No, but I do have to say that this is the first time I have ever took a very slight interest in my own kind.
UCLA Freshman
Posted in Hollywood, UCLA | January 22nd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is rosie. shes a freshman at ucla. when she came here from high school she was a goody goody but college has changed her. now she sleeps with a different guy every weekend and has been around every frat house. she even lost it to a random guy on halloween. shes nice but needs to realize that this kind of behavior is giving her a reputation that sticks for life (like herpes). maybe seeing herself on here will wake her up and make her realize that everyone who knew her before is disappointed in her. she really needs to stop.
She just realized this is the only time people will willingly sleep with her.- nik
I Can’t Believe This B*tch
Posted in Seattle, UCLA | January 20th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, put this h*e on a blast. This girl straight up gave me h*rpes. People need to be aware of this stuff. When my doc told me that there is NO MAGIC PILL to cure it, I wanted to call her and say a lot of bad things. I wanted to kick her ugly do and I wanted to pull her by her fake hair. This is just bullsh*t. She insisted on having un-protected intercourse, and now I’m stuck with Valtrex for the rest of my life?!!! B*tch, you’re gonna pay for this sh*t. Nik, the world has to know.
GUYS PLEASE DO NOT COME WITHIN 50 FEET OF THIS SHIM OR YOU WILL BE INFECTED.- nik
In Regards To UCLA Chick
Posted in The Dirty, UCLA | December 21st, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, if you would have said yes I would have kicked your @ss myself. Her name is Rachel S. LBHS class of 07 I believe and the most beat chick in LA/OC. Here are some more pictures. She looks like a 40 year old woman. NASTY! She tells everyone she is going to be the next Holly Madison.
She looks older than Holly Madison so that is impossible. 42 years old in the face for sure.- nik
UCLA Chick
Posted in Los Angeles, The Dirty, UCLA | December 16th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, she’s hot, smart and goes to UCLA. Nik, what do you think about her?
I think she is fat and looks like a senior. I dislike chicks that have butts that end at their rib cage… even the bears butt is smaller than hers.- nik
