Careful Miami, Blake Pennington Is Running Around

August 8, 2011 Dirty Army Strong, Miami, The Dirty, UCLA 83 8,148 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik- Blake Pennington has been running around on the club scene down here in Miami for the last bit. He is going by the name Mark, and everyone is playing it cool with him ever since his whole thing blew up. He was just at Set this weekend and he walks in with a full blown 10, I mean perfect 10. Chick introduced herself as Samantha but my buddy told me to google her cause her real name is Angie Varone or Varona, some online model or some sh*t. Low and behold it was her. Now he even has his chicks going by fake names. It seems pretty out in the open with who he is but every d-bag promoter around here seems just fine to kiss his ass, and it doesn’t seem to hurt his game with the sk*nks. I have to be honest, I was never around when he said anything like this but I heard that he bragged about getting away with it on more than one occasion.

If you see Blake Pennington in Miami please call the police, they are looking for him.- nik



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Is She Nanny Material

August 1, 2011 Santa Monica, The Dirty, UCLA 13 5,916 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, I think I’ve finally found your Nanny. This blonde beauty is from Southern California, LA area. She went to an all girls high school and is now on a volleyball scholarship to some Cal State school. I think she is as close to flawless as a person can be, so I have to know–is she nanny material?

I would prefer a Nanny that doesn’t speak english very well (work Visa material), but she does look like a very smart girl. Maybe she can be my wife’s assistant. Does she know how to check email?- nik



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I Found The Missing Oompa

July 21, 2011 Las Vegas, The Dirty, UCLA 11 8,313 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you ever meet an ugly girl who is too orange that thinks she is the hottest thing around?  Well if you have not this is Danielle Reo and she thinks shes the hottest sh*t around… wanted to see if maybe this might help her realize she is beat and ORANGE.  No one wants to take an orange girl serious.

There is a girl under there… I can almost taste it.- nik



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PV’s Very Own Douche Giant

July 18, 2011 UCLA 0 7,169 Views

Pv's very own douchey giant

Pv's very own douchey giant

THE DIRTY ARMY: This douche bag Jackson Belcher is a fail of a person. He thinks he’s the coolest kid around because he goes to UCLA and “plays” on the volleyball team, when all he really does is warm the bench for the starting players. In fact everyone hates him because he’s such a fot i mean just look at him the first time i saw that dopey face i just wanted to punch it, of course i probably couldn’t reach seeing as he’s like 7 feet tall(most likely the only reason why he even made the UCLA volleyball team). He’ll convince you that he will get fcked up with you but in reality he will just stand back and watch you get fcked up while he just stands back and watches his friends get into trouble. What do you think about this douche bag Nik?

Drinking would let the gay out, that’s why he doesn’t do it.- nik



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She Will Stab Anyone In Their Back

July 7, 2011 Hollywood, The Dirty, UCLA 29 5,359 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Madison Hada.  She has 3 different +2′s and they have gone terribly wrong.  She is from Hollywood and is one conniving, deceitful, dirty girl who sleeps with her boss for CASH, she has back stabbed and threatened to kill anyone who has tried to be her friend or look out for her. She gets pleasure out of being an immature, fake sk*nky liar.

She needs to go back to the island she comes from and chill out. Use the new +2′s to float across the Pacific.- nik



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DJ’s Stick Together

June 18, 2011 Seattle, The Dirty, UCLA 17 9,300 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so remember our favorite DJ from Seattle, DJ Luigi? The one that hits women? Looks like he’s found his sl*t music counter-partner. I hear she’s a DJ as well… goes by DJ Lindseyrae. Must have been love at first sight right? Shes probably just as dirty as him. She’s a music groupie and has been tossed around the whole music scene in LA (She went to UCLA used to swim for them actually). Just cracks me up that they are both wh*res. No wonder they found each other. You can SEE shes a freak. I mean for crying out loud the girl is on a stripper pole… Future career? But after hearing who she’s been with why would she choose Luigi? #makesnosense.

Like I said before, females cannot be real DJ’s unless they are lesbian.- nik



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God Bless UCLA

June 6, 2011 The Dirty, UCLA 5 5,063 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Mackenzie and she is damn near perfect.  I’m totally in love with her and find her to be one of the most attractive girls ever and her being a total down to earth, sweetheart is a huge plus.  Nik, thoughts about this dime?

I think you should stay in love with her forever. Please take her off the market and save the rest of us.- nik



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Nik Richie’s Twin But With The Scent

May 23, 2011 UCLA 4 6,884 Views

asian version of nick richie

asian version of nick richie

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, doesn’t this look like an asian version of Nik Richie? You’d be lying if you say no lol.

He looks nothing like me… get your eyes checked.- nik



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