I Found The Missing Oompa

July 21, 2011 Las Vegas, The Dirty, UCLA 11 8,310 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you ever meet an ugly girl who is too orange that thinks she is the hottest thing around?  Well if you have not this is Danielle Reo and she thinks shes the hottest sh*t around… wanted to see if maybe this might help her realize she is beat and ORANGE.  No one wants to take an orange girl serious.

There is a girl under there… I can almost taste it.- nik

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PV’s Very Own Douche Giant

July 18, 2011 UCLA 0 7,158 Views

Pv's very own douchey giant

Pv's very own douchey giant

THE DIRTY ARMY: This douche bag Jackson Belcher is a fail of a person. He thinks he’s the coolest kid around because he goes to UCLA and “plays” on the volleyball team, when all he really does is warm the bench for the starting players. In fact everyone hates him because he’s such a fot i mean just look at him the first time i saw that dopey face i just wanted to punch it, of course i probably couldn’t reach seeing as he’s like 7 feet tall(most likely the only reason why he even made the UCLA volleyball team). He’ll convince you that he will get fcked up with you but in reality he will just stand back and watch you get fcked up while he just stands back and watches his friends get into trouble. What do you think about this douche bag Nik?

Drinking would let the gay out, that’s why he doesn’t do it.- nik

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She Will Stab Anyone In Their Back

July 7, 2011 Hollywood, The Dirty, UCLA 16 5,313 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Madison Hada.  She has 3 different +2′s and they have gone terribly wrong.  She is from Hollywood and is one conniving, deceitful, dirty girl who sleeps with her boss for CASH, she has back stabbed and threatened to kill anyone who has tried to be her friend or look out for her. She gets pleasure out of being an immature, fake sk*nky liar.

She needs to go back to the island she comes from and chill out. Use the new +2′s to float across the Pacific.- nik

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DJ’s Stick Together

June 18, 2011 Seattle, The Dirty, UCLA 17 9,286 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so remember our favorite DJ from Seattle, DJ Luigi? The one that hits women? Looks like he’s found his sl*t music counter-partner. I hear she’s a DJ as well… goes by DJ Lindseyrae. Must have been love at first sight right? Shes probably just as dirty as him. She’s a music groupie and has been tossed around the whole music scene in LA (She went to UCLA used to swim for them actually). Just cracks me up that they are both wh*res. No wonder they found each other. You can SEE shes a freak. I mean for crying out loud the girl is on a stripper pole… Future career? But after hearing who she’s been with why would she choose Luigi? #makesnosense.

Like I said before, females cannot be real DJ’s unless they are lesbian.- nik

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God Bless UCLA

June 6, 2011 The Dirty, UCLA 5 5,060 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Mackenzie and she is damn near perfect.  I’m totally in love with her and find her to be one of the most attractive girls ever and her being a total down to earth, sweetheart is a huge plus.  Nik, thoughts about this dime?

I think you should stay in love with her forever. Please take her off the market and save the rest of us.- nik

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Nik Richie’s Twin But With The Scent

May 23, 2011 UCLA 4 6,884 Views

asian version of nick richie

asian version of nick richie

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, doesn’t this look like an asian version of Nik Richie? You’d be lying if you say no lol.

He looks nothing like me… get your eyes checked.- nik

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Gave Up On School To Go Trout Hunting

April 25, 2011 Hollywood, UCLA 4 8,223 Views

The Beverly Hills Sloot

The Beverly Hills Sloot

The Beverly Hills Sloot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl gave up on school to work at a restaurant in Beverly Hills, WINNING! She gets by financially on “Sugar Daddies” that she meets at her work.  Basically anyone with a credit card and willing to give a free meal is able to get it in with this chick.  I never thought she would fall into that lifestyle but boy was I damn sure wrong about that.

She looks like a Geisha Grasshoper.- nik

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Is This One Real

March 30, 2011 Hollywood, Scottsdale, Tampa, UCLA 8 9,005 Views

Is this One Real?

Is this One Real?

Is this One Real?

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, this girl has been talking to me for the past couple months online and she keeps coming up with excuses every time we try and hang out. First she had cancer, then she wrecked her car, then she had to stay in because he kid was sick. For some reason I get a weird vibe from her and cant figure out if she is real or not. She says her name is Samantha Taylor and lives in Hollywood. Nik can you have the DA figure out if she is real?

FAKE person bro.- nik

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