Saturday 18th May 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

DJ’s Stick Together

June 18, 2011 Seattle, The Dirty, UCLA 17 9,214 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so remember our favorite DJ from Seattle, DJ Luigi? The one that hits women? Looks like he’s found his sl*t music counter-partner. I hear she’s a DJ as well… goes by DJ Lindseyrae. Must have been love at first sight right? Shes probably just as dirty as him. She’s a music groupie and has been tossed around the whole music scene in LA (She went to UCLA used to swim for them actually). Just cracks me up that they are both wh*res. No wonder they found each other. You can SEE shes a freak. I mean for crying out loud the girl is on a stripper pole… Future career? But after hearing who she’s been with why would she choose Luigi? #makesnosense.

Like I said before, females cannot be real DJ’s unless they are lesbian.- nik



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God Bless UCLA

June 6, 2011 The Dirty, UCLA 5 5,049 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Mackenzie and she is damn near perfect.  I’m totally in love with her and find her to be one of the most attractive girls ever and her being a total down to earth, sweetheart is a huge plus.  Nik, thoughts about this dime?

I think you should stay in love with her forever. Please take her off the market and save the rest of us.- nik



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Nik Richie’s Twin But With The Scent

May 23, 2011 UCLA 4 6,878 Views

asian version of nick richie

asian version of nick richie

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, doesn’t this look like an asian version of Nik Richie? You’d be lying if you say no lol.

He looks nothing like me… get your eyes checked.- nik



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Gave Up On School To Go Trout Hunting

April 25, 2011 Hollywood, UCLA 4 8,222 Views

The Beverly Hills Sloot

The Beverly Hills Sloot

The Beverly Hills Sloot

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl gave up on school to work at a restaurant in Beverly Hills, WINNING! She gets by financially on “Sugar Daddies” that she meets at her work.  Basically anyone with a credit card and willing to give a free meal is able to get it in with this chick.  I never thought she would fall into that lifestyle but boy was I damn sure wrong about that.

She looks like a Geisha Grasshoper.- nik



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Is This One Real

March 30, 2011 Hollywood, Scottsdale, Tampa, UCLA 8 8,994 Views

Is this One Real?

Is this One Real?

Is this One Real?

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, this girl has been talking to me for the past couple months online and she keeps coming up with excuses every time we try and hang out. First she had cancer, then she wrecked her car, then she had to stay in because he kid was sick. For some reason I get a weird vibe from her and cant figure out if she is real or not. She says her name is Samantha Taylor and lives in Hollywood. Nik can you have the DA figure out if she is real?

FAKE person bro.- nik



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Fat White Racist Girl Drops Out Of UCLA

March 21, 2011 The Dirty, UCLA 102 9,559 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, that biggot Alexandra Wallace dropped out of UCLA. She told the campus newspaper it was due to harassment of her family, death threats, and being ostracized by an entire community. I wonder if the fact that UCLA is 37% Asian might have had something to do with it? Too many Ninjas after her sorry ass! Guess she better keep her racist opinions to herself next time!

I wonder if she is going to sue UCLA for discrimination?- nik

ALSO SEE:

Response By UCLA Student To Racist

Who The Hell Does This Fat White Girl Think She I

Modeling Pictures Of The Racist UCLA Girl



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