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Michael Jackson Is Dead

Posted in Hollywood, The Dirty, UCLA

Michael JacksonTMZ.com: We’ve just learned Michael Jackson has died. He was 50. 

Michael suffered a cardiac arrest earlier this afternoon at his Holmby Hills home and paramedics were unable to revive him. We’re told when paramedics arrived Jackson had no pulse and they never got a pulse back.

A source tells us Jackson was dead when paramedics arrived.

Once at the hospital, the staff tried to resuscitate him but they had no luck.

We’re told one of the staff members at Jackson’s home called 911.

LaToya ran in the hospital sobbing after Jackson was pronounced dead.

Michael is survived by three children: Michael Joseph Jackson, Jr., Paris Michael Katherine Jackson and Prince “Blanket” Michael Jackson II.

Farrah Fawcett who?- nik

Who’s Hotter? Megan Fox Or Her Crush Olivia?

Posted in Hollywood, Miami, Newport, Star F*cker, The Dirty, Toronto, UCLA, UCSB, Vancouver

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this might be the most important decision anyone has ever made you make. I need to know. Megan or her lesbo crush Olivia… you can’t have both!

Very tough call… Star F*cker has a better nose than Megan Fox, but she needs to lose 4 lbs in the face.  I personally think Megan Fox is all eyes… leaning towards Olivia.- nik

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Off To Work

Posted in Noodle Nation, UCLA

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik you would think this was just a Noodle messing around and being extremely wierd.  But in realtity she is off to work to sell her fake belts and watches on the street.  Noodles seen at her best here.

I guarantee she bought that out of someones trunk in the valley.-nik

Si Or No?

Posted in Hollywood, UCLA

Si o No?

Si o No?

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, please take the time to meet Kelly. A bodacious brunette with teeth so big it would make Donkey (from Shrek) cowar with shame. She calls herself “The Sh*t” on her Myspace profile and even has the song to match on her playlist. So, would you?

Answer: No, they are obese and it looks like someone took a hedge trimmer to their hair.

UCLA Undie Run 2009

Posted in Hollywood, UCLA, USC

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, the UCLA undie run is out of control. Looks like a few of the chicks need to run more often, but I would with a lot of these broads.

USC chicks are hotter.- nik

Ethnic UCLA Chicks Would You?

Posted in The Dirty, UCLA, Would You?

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, ethnic UCLA chicks would you?

Answer:  I rather get drafted to Iraq and fight to save their country than stick it inside any of them.  The Red one has a nice gut.

Vanessa Curry Ex-Laker Girl At It Again!

Posted in Hollywood, Santa Monica, The Dirty, UCLA

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Vanessa curry ex:laker girl/kobe h*e is at it again home wrecking! my sister is to chicken sh*t so its my job to out her! vanessa curry is seeing 3 guys at once one being my sisters fiance Don,one a dj/actor/music producer of leighton meister named shahin ezell, the other (her sugar daddy) some real estate tycoon named lee najar who is married with another misstress from some reality show (dont know if i spelled his name right!) here is the pic that my sis found of one of her dudes thst shahin guy. i hope you guys out this chick who has made my sister call off the wedding hope her vag*na falls off and i dont think these guys are aware that they are sharing!

She is alive?  I thought Kobe’s camp buried her in the desert?- nik

Also See:  Kobe and Vanessa

Douche

Posted in Fresno State, UCLA, USC

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this douche is Yancy T*rre.  This guy is totally fake, he thinks he is some huge baller and has the life of a rockstar.  Nice posse Yancy I think every single one of them are passed out.  This guy spends all his money on trying to look cool, he would save more money and get more chicks just going to the corner and picking up some h*es.

Someone should let him know that the fat Guido look is not cool. At all.- nik

CSUF Sorority Girl

Posted in Newport, UCLA, UCSB, USC

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Emma! A sorority girl from Fullerton who should have rushed a fraternity. I mean, she rather be with the guys anyway! She has NO loyalty to any of her sisters but as long as the frats are on her side she could’nt give a sh*t! Either she sucks them all off everytime shes prancing around the Sig Ep house or they fall for her lame CRYBABY act since she cries about EVERYTHING! So Nik!!! What do you have to say?

I think I deserve way better submissions from you Cali. C’mon Dirty Army, get Dirty!- nik

Would You

Posted in Fresno State, UCLA, USC, Would You?

 

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this hottie is Kelsey, I don’t think tights have ever looked so good on someone.  I think this girl is SGM fho sho and the red cup queen, Nik you can’t say no too this one.

Answer: No, she would crush me even if she just brushed up against me.