THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, so this is Sara “Elena”, she went to UConn but transferred after sophomore year to move to Miami, I’m glad she did because there is no way that body looked good in that cold ass weather.  Nik, do you think that was a good move for her?

No, she was a hot chick at UConn, but now she is just average in Miami.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ashley Defeo of Hartford,CT. This fat slooty Benedict Arnold bovine proletariat runs around town thinking that she is the best thing since sliced bread (clearly bread and all other carbs should be cut out of her diet). She went behind her best friend (of 15 years) back and attempted to move in for the kill (or feeding as we all like to say) on her Boy. Clearly he wanted nothing to do with her and made it known to all of us which is why she deserves to be put on blast. There is a sex tape of her floating around the eastern and UConn campus that everyone watches when they need to pull the trigger after a long night of drinking. We get that fat girls need lovin to and we think she may give a good BJ due to her need to compensate for looking and acting the way she does. But what girl does that to someone who has been by their side and stuck up for them for many years! our girl is to nice to post this so we have no problem doing it- this girl still tweets about our girls boy SK*NK! EVERYONE BEWARE NOT ONLY WILL SHE EAT AND DRINK ALL YOUR FOOD BUT SHE WILL TRY TO STEAL YOUR BOYFRIEND! Hey Nik maybe she’d blow you all she needs is a little attention!

Whats she doing eating a mini sirloin burger, that’s not gunna fill her up.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, how awesome is Johnny Mac, this guy can make any trick throw, basket, whatever it is that you need.  I guess when you live in Connecticut you really ain’t got sh*t to do.  NFL better give this guy a shot.

The circus better give this guy a shot.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, Check out this girl. She has approx. 2398094732 myspace-like photos of herself out there. She is the scariest woman on this earth! Her weekend activites include going to the mall and taking more myspace-like photos of herself in the dressing room. Oh and by the way… shes’s studying Bio at UConn and is dumb as a brick. Good luck with that. NOT.

There’s no way she’s making it through school.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, a few friends and I took our friend out to see Lauryn Hill for her birthday at Toads Place in New Haven, Ct. The doors opened at 8 and the show started at 9. This lady had us waiting until 11:30 before she even took the stage. She had the waitress who was taking her drink orders bow down to her before she served her. Her DJ didn’t even take the stage till 11:00. She was only on stage until 1:00. We paid $50 a ticket for an hour and a half show to see someone who hasn’t released anything in years and is playing at a college bar in Connecticut. Lame.

Everyone that books her hates working with her. She tried to not perform on New Years in New York City unless 150K was wired to her personal bank account. I don’t even remember who this chick is?- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, meet Joey Facer the biggest tool in the small city of Waterbury CT (aka the dirty water). He used to be a skinny little drug addict, but jail can do wonders for the body. He has been known to steal, lie, and prostitute himself in order to score his drugs. He “claims” he is clean now and is looking for someone to love. But in reality he is just preying on young, trashy, and gullible girls on facebook. BEWARE! Not only has he been known to share needles in his past, but he was also a male prostitute so it is very likely that he can have many incurable diseases. He left Connecticut for a couple years because too many people wanted to kick his ass. He went to PA and supposedly was a bouncer at some night club. He claims he left PA because he was shot twice. So as you can see he not only thinks he is Scarface but also 50cent. If this dude contacts you on facebook or myspace do not accept.

I wonder what him and his buddy did after they did a photoshoot of each other.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl brochi is always seen around the new haven scene and always posting pictures of herself on facebook. She really thinks she is god’s gift. Would you give the thumbs up for insertion?

I wonder what it’s like to go through your whole life having people wonder if you’re a man or a women.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY:Nik, Look at the hardcore Lebanese crew from Waterbury, also repping UCONN to the fullest. What do you say? Real Scissor Gay Mafia?

Fake

Real SGM don’t take their friends for a Sears portrait session.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, These two losers tried to pull the Ol’ twin switcharoo and got caught out!  MILFORD — An Orange police officer was charged Friday with posing as his twin brother to trick a 25-year-old woman into having sex with him at his parents’ Milford home last month. Officer Jared Rohrig, 25, of Flax Mill Lane, has been on paid administrative leave from his job since July 23, pending the outcome of an internal investigation. The unnamed woman told police on July 22 that she had been sexually assaulted July 19 at the Rohrig home, where she went to meet Joe Rohrig, Jared’s identical twin.The woman had been having a sexual relationship with Joe Rohrig since March, and on July 19 she talked on the phone with someone she believed was him and agreed to meet at his house, according to a search warrant filed at Milford Superior Court. When she arrived, she got into the hot tub with the Rohrig brother she believed was Joe, began kissing him and agreed to go to an upstairs bedroom with him. But as they were having sex, the warrant states, she noticed something missing: the cowboy tattoo on Joe’s left buttocks was not there. The woman “immediately began to cry and asked him where his tattoo went,” the warrant states. “The male replied that he had never had a tattoo and told her that she must have hooked up with his brother who had a tattoo “¦ The female victim realized at this point that this was not the person that she had previously had sexual relations with.” “The female victim looked at the male and asked, ‘When did you think I was going to find out? When I realized you didn’t have a tattoo? When we didn’t use Joe’s car to drive home? Or when you didn’t know how to get to my house because you’ve never been there?’ ” the warrant states.

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Who cares, twins taste the same… I know.- nik

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???

Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik

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