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Biggest Tool In Santa Barbara
Posted in Dirty Greeks, The Dirty, UCSB | March 3rd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik,–Meet Josh Bu*rke, all he does is brag about how much money he has-(what mommy and daddy give him) and how nice his house-(parents) is and always feels the need to incessantly talk about himself. Josh, loves to party it up in Isla vista pretending to be a baller and tells people he goes to UCSB but when in fact he goes to SB City College-(what a tool). Josh, gets girls so drunk that they blackout and then he makes his move and does not take no for an answer. I can’t believe I f*cked this guy all his “friends”-(who talk trash about him all day) told me I was the first white girl he got with in years. He goes for the asian ladies cause they make his tiny greg feel big. But, get this one of his roommates told me Josh and his friend JUSTIN hook up all the time and that Josh has been in the closet for years. Josh is for sure the bottom and the pic’s show it . Nik–Please put this tool on blast so girls don’t have to go through what I had to and put an end to his lies.
Maybe you should douche to get the smell off his Greg off of you… it seems as if you are still torn up inside because of this scumbag.- nik
Courtney The Sloot
Posted in Sacramento, UCSB | February 16th, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Courtney K. She is one of the biggest sl*ts/c*nts you will ever encounter. She is probably currently scamming on your boyfriend at the other end of the party. She will do, act, say anything to get all eyes and attention on her because she is a huge psyco. Not even kidding you literally a crazy maniac. There is no stopping this hidious rat faced thing, because if you dont keep a close eye on your guy, she will wiggle her way in just to see if she can get him out of your grasp to later just dump him out like the trash, to put another tally mark on her board. Its all a game to her. SO FAR WARNING!
Her face is longer than the state of California itself.- nik
Passed Out In The Piss Pit
Posted in Santa Monica, UCSB | November 19th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, it’s about noon in Santa Barbara on Halloween and this loser out of towner thought he could keep up with the big kids. A few beer pong games later, he’s passed out in the piss pit. Rip his sh*t Nik!
I’m sure this is exactly what his parents had in mind when he went off to college.- nik
Little Miss Perfect
Posted in UCSB | November 12th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is a horse!!! Goes to Sbcc is barely legal and cheats on her RELLY UGLY CRUSTY boyfriend all the time with her “guy friends from high school” she is a pot head and thinks she looks like megan fox /pochahontis AND is a total lesbo with her best friend sophie and is downright slut bag who craves attention 24/7.
How can you be perfect when you have such a massive beak?- nik
My Booty Call
Posted in Santa Monica, UCSB, Would You? | November 6th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Yo Nik this is Jackie. I love this girl she is hot and a freak and very one with nature. What is better then a hot promiscuous girl, anal beads…say what..Nik I always say you can always tell the type of girl by their room, you know like those clean perfect pink lil lolipop girls room(gold digging whores room) crazy clingy stalker girls with pictures and posters everywhere or your straight up dirty girl. Jackie=dirty girl…I LOVE DIRTY GIRLS.
Does she live in a dumpster? I’m not even going to comment on her physical appearance, it would take me days to list all that is wrong with her.- nik
Should Have Been A Cop
Posted in Dirty Cops, Santa Monica, The Dirty, UCSB | October 30th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, kinda makes you wanna be a cop doesn’t it. The cop is even blushing he is so excited. lol
No, he probably wants to fart, but he is holding it.- nik
New Dirty Celeb?
Posted in The Dirty, UCSB | September 10th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check this chick out. She’s new to Santa Barbara and starting UCSB in the fall. I met her around campus a few weeks ago. She’s a cutie.. Dirty Celeb material, what do you think man?
Her nose is too big for her face. But on a UCSB scale she is a 7.8997267, in real life maybe a 4.566897.- nik
Back To School
Posted in ASU, Alabama, Arizona / UofA, Auburn, BYU, Chico State, Clemson, Colorado, Colorado State, East Carolina University, FSU, Florida Gators, Fresno State, George Washington University, Georgetown, Georgia, Gonzaga, Harvard, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas State, MSU, Marquette, Marshall University, Maryland, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Missouri, Montana State, NC State, Navy, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Ohio University, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Oregon, Oregon State, Penn State, Pitt, Rutgers, South Florida, Southern Illinois University, Stanford, TCU, Tennessee, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, The Dirty, UCLA, UCONN, UCSB, UMASS, UNC, UNLV, USC, Utah, Utah State, VCU | August 20th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???
Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik
Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here
If you don’t see your school just email me to add it. Freshman 15 for life!
UCSB Gotta Love Them
Posted in The Dirty, UCSB | August 10th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik gotta love those GOCHO river rats.
You mean GUTHO river rats. Pumped for College Season… I can smell it coming.- nik
Warped Tour 2009
Posted in Hollywood, Huntington Beach, Santa Monica, UCLA, UCSB, USC | June 26th, 2009
Come hang out with me on Sunday, June 28th as the Pimpit.com Bailout Tour rolls through The Vans Warped Tour in Ventura at Seaside Park.- nik
