Wednesday 19th June 2013,
Nik Richie + Dirty Army intel, opinions, gossip, satire, and celebrities

Kendra Pounds, Lose Them

May 22, 2013 San Jose, UCSB 46 9,763 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Is it just me or does ugly Kendra look like Beans from Even Steven? Anyways, Kendra can be found whoring it up on Isla Vista with her huge flabby tits and jiggly pale stomach (which she thankfully had the courtesy to not expose herself at Deltopia). She is in a sorority and acts like she is some queen. I even heard she was telling people she resembles Whale Wars (aka Kate Upton; DA STRONG!!). I hate her and I know I am not the only one. What do you think of “KP” or “Princess Kendra” as she likes to be called.

Girls buy into sororities like they do +2′s.- nik



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Holy Breezus

May 6, 2013 Santa Barbara, UCSB, Would You? 3 5,537 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, when I came to UCSB 2 years ago, I was expecting to see the hottest sorority girls. Blonde, skinny, big tits, and for the most part that’s what I get every night. So imagine my surprise when I see this thing sporting Tri Delta wear, tryna slut it up like she’s a pornstar. There are a lot of ugly girls like her here, but this one takes the cake for being an absolute bitch to her sisters and anyone else that looks too long at her barrel waist and monkey face. Some of my guy friends say they would still hit it (after several dozen shots), so I guess I’m asking, would you with this sista?

Answer: No, noodles look odd with dimples, even more so when they look like they play soccer.



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Craigslist Liar

February 4, 2013 Dirty Army Strong, UCSB 6 7,958 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Bradley McLean.  He is a two timing “Wannabe”.  He is on every social media, playing a victim. He thinks every girl will fall for it but I didn’t know, he sits on Craigslist and post ads in the M4W section and acts like its his 1st time doing it! I know 1st hand that this kid is bad news better, he try’s to f*ck anything that walks, ladies watch out he is a walking DRD. If you don’t believe me, try it yourself.  Click here to see his Greg. 

Is he handicapped?- nik



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How Dare You Nik Richie

February 2, 2013 Sacramento, The Dirty, UCSB 1182 93,726 Views

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THE DIRTY ARMY: You Nik are a disgraceful *SSHOLE and should be ashamed at the kinds of thing you allow on your web site. These women, mostly, are being harassed, when in real and true you have no idea who they are or their side of the story. As far as I’m concerned you are a disgusting GREEDY misogynistic poor excuse for a human being! I’ve had very good friends on your site and I am astonished you still have this grotesque thing running. I would KILL your daughter if I was given the chance. You should have stayed in Persia and never came to America.  I’m a college educated person and education is something you don’t have.  We don’t like your kind here and you should really go back to your mother land.

Do you feel better now?- nik



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Isla Vistas Finest

December 17, 2012 UCSB, Would You? 11 7,072 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Tell me nik, with all these young college girls anyone strike your fancy? UCSB’s finest?

Answer: No, everyone of them is trying to pull off some kinda leg trick.



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Brunettes Be B’s

December 14, 2012 Huntington Beach, UCSB 1 6,028 Views

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik This bitch is Ashley. She thinks she’s the shit and has the worst personality. She is incapable of smiling and has the biggest nose and worst skin! I mean its called a plastic surgeon and dermatologist, not that hard. Anyways, would you?

Answer: No, she’s shaped like a board.



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