THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik the pic says it all ,right?
They’re trying to figure out who’s place they are going to be spending the night at.- nik
UCSB
Maria Shriver Is Mrs. Terminator
THE DIRTY ARMY: wow I never realized much of a resemblance that Maria Shriver has to her hubbys character in TERMINATOR wow is this woman robot like!! I wonder if she carries around a bottle of WD 40 for the occassional JAW unhinge like those ANACONDAS inthe wild? ISHHH can you imagine waking up to that mugg?
Her husband sucks at being the Governor of California. I decided.- nik
SB’s Finest?
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey, so there girls are from sb and literally own the ground they walk on. they are all two years out of college though, so they need to realize that there’s hotter meat out there. but would you?
Answer: Yellow and Pink can reapply with +2s, the others need to get ready for Cougar school.- nik
A Whale Has Body For Days, Too.
THE DIRTY ARMY: This skank right here goes by Cali Babyyy. I’m not sure why there are three y’s, they could possibly stand for being extra sl*ttyyy. I couldn’t find any straight on shots of her. They’re all at crazy angles most likely because she’s a troll. This skank wants to be myspace famous and will add anyone and even send you nudes for your friend request. Why anyone would want nudes of this fugly ho is a mystery to me. She claims she has a “body for days”, but so does a whale and no guy or girl I know is getting off to a whale. I wonder how many barnacles are living in her v*g.
I think she might be stuck in the bathtub.- nik
Tossing Money
THE DIRTY ARMY: A group of narcotics suspects in a black truck led police on a roundabout road chase through San Diego.
Making it rain on the 5. Maybe this is part one of Obama’s economic plan.- nik
We Like to Get It
THE DIRTY ARMY: So this is a picture of two girls who couldn’t care less about anything. They let their vaginas hang out of every short dress… they love to be “ON ONE”…. and hang out with bit@h a$$ boys.
Is that guy sharking her?- nik
Dirty Sliiizy
THE DIRTY ARMY: She loves to party with guy and sucks all the Football Player, she thinks she has a ASS, would you Nik?
Answer: No. I guarantee this cleat chaser has an enormous purple cavern.- nik
Italian Stallion
THE DIRTY ARMY: i’d like to introduce the biggest f*cking loser in roseville his name is carl viviano! he’s a total douche bag that needs a life.he still lives at home being 21 even when he says he has all these bunnies aka money!!! come on dude your a total white boy….girls id watch out for this boy, he sleeps with girls with std’s then gives it to the next girl!!! he is just a total failure in life…..he pretends to be ur friend then f*ckn back stabbs you….everyone thinks he’s gay….thats funny in high school he had more girls as friends then he did guys….because the girls felt bad he totally turned gay!!! he’s got the biggest nose in the world….its like a f*ckn beak. all i have to say carl is get a life….or ur gunna end up like ur dad!!!!
Who really tries to look like a guido?- nik
Wedgie?
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey Nik, here is Nikki again. I see her out all the time in OC. She claims to be a ‘model’. Can you tell me what she is doing in this picture?
Holding her Greg back.- nik
