THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Ukranian model Valeria Lukyanova. She’s known as the “human Barbie doll’. She’s undergone a ton of plastic surgery. Her figure is exactly what you like. Thin with good inner thigh gap, long blonde hair, blue eyes, +2′s… So would you with this plastic Barbie?
Answer: If I was in Ukraine on business and met her at the bar… a couple vodka shots later I could see myself penetrating her. In America I can’t see myself pulling the trigger. I’m not good with home court advantage.