When You Visit To Odessa

October 29, 2014 The Dirty, Ukraine 19

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THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik! When you visit to Odessa? Sunny, beach, sexy ladies, good prices! Don’t worry fighting in Donetsk, seven hundred kilometres far. Odessa very safe. This Olga Arkhangelskaya. She very close human Barbie Valeria. Very pretty! No women like heifer or sow as you have in America! In Ukraine all women yest coveted “ITG” we know how make men happy!

Ukraine isn’t on my hit list at the moment.- nik



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The Valeria Lukyanova Documentary

July 31, 2013 The Dirty, Ukraine 51

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I just watched this documentary on the human barbie Valeria Lukyanova and it was the weirdest thing ever.  The girl swears she is an Alien and comes from a different world.  I added the trailer to the documentary.  Watch it and tell me something is not majorly wrong with this one.

TheDirty.com made this girl famous in the states a couple years ago. I’m glad Vice made the doc because she looks much better on film than in pictures.- nik

ALSO SEE:

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2234446/Is-Human-Barbie-fake-Video-reveals-model-internet-sensation-used-PhotoShop-create-shocking-looks.html



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Is Valeria Lukyanova Good Enough For Your Standards

June 20, 2013 The Dirty, Ukraine 191

THE DIRTY ARMY: So Nik, you’re notorious for being ultra-critical of people’s appearances, right? Duh. You’ve noticed things no one cares about like symmetrical ears, elbows, moles, hands, feet, shoulders, and even kneecaps. You’re known for your love of the ITG, big fake +2′s with NO refund gap, and bone thin women at least 15lbs underweight. Well, I think I’ve found your perfect woman! This is Valeria Lukyanova, The Human Barbie Doll. This girl went ALL OUT, even removing 2 ribs to achieve such a small waist! I’ve seen 1 other post where you said she is the Michael Jackson of Ukraine, but in reality she is what you project as perfection! Or is even she not good enough for your standards?

I’m not ok with her jawline. It’s still a little wide for me. The roundness of her face makes her forehead look huge. She still has work to do in my mind.- nik



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She Considers Herself The “World’s Sexiest DJ”

April 12, 2013 The Dirty, Ukraine 11

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, check out this DJ from the Ukraine that goes by Juicy M. She claims to be the “Worlds Sexiest DJ” Meanwhile all she does is take pictures with headliners and puts out promo videos of her playing pre-recorded mixes. LOL, I can’t stop laughing at these button pushers, its hilarious how good they really think they are.

What is Juicy about her? She is uglier than those Nervo chicks and they look like dudes.- nik



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Tara BobGreg Has Become An Over Night Celebrity In Ukraine

November 25, 2012 Dirty Cheerleaders, Tara Bobgreg, The Dirty, Ukraine 23

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was born in Ukraine but moved here when I was only 4, so I’ve basically spent my whole life here.  Anyway, my cousins and all their friends are obsessed with that fake barbie chick and I guess that is a huge ordeal there now.  This morning he hits me up on Skype and asks me if I know who this is.  At first I said no but after I thought about it for a few seconds I realized that was Tara BobGreg.  So I let him know and they are all is shock of how much she looks like Barbie.  I guess her fame is growing by the second out there.

That just shows you how much Ukraine is behind America… this picture is 6 years old. When Tara BobGreg had skinny legs.- nik



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The World Deserves To Know Valeria Lukyanova Is A Fraud

November 16, 2012 The Dirty, Ukraine 1999

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, let your people know this girl is the biggest fraud ever… All you people gushing over Valeria Lukyanova are a bunch of morons. This girl is a FRAUD. She had been badly photoshopping her photos since the beginning of her time online. Her videos aren’t photoshopped. Does she still look the same? Not only are her looks fake/photoshopped this girl is also mentally insane. There is a ton more of videos out there and as you can see from them, she looks nothing like she does when she photoshops her photos. Get over it already people.

Valeria Lukyanova is the Michael Jackson of Ukraine.- nik



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Valeria Lukyanova Use To Be A Mail Order Bride

November 13, 2012 The Dirty, Ukraine 196

THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I’m an older man with more than enough money to keep myself happy. However lately I am sick of selfish American women and I have been considering getting myself a mail order bride. I was browsing a site and came across this. Is this really Valeria Lukyanova or a fake? It says she hasn’t logged in in awhile so I am guessing she just hasn’t deleted her profile but what do you think? Was she trying to break into the porta potty profession?

Valeria Lukyanova you better delete your past like Obama if you want to be famous.- nik



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Valeria Lukyanova Is Getting Her 15 Minutes Of Fame

November 11, 2012 The Dirty, Ukraine 90


THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, you posted this chick about a year ago Valeria Lukyanova and how she has made herself look like a real human Barbie Doll.  I have to give it up to her, she has done a phenomenal job at this transformation.  Its crazy because now she is starting to become famous world wide.  She is on news stations and so many blogs just started posting about her this week.  Of course, I’m DA and this is late news to me.

We always discover the world before the world discovers itself.- nik



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