She Was Sleeping Around On Me The Whole 4 Years
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this is Jessica T, she was ...
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Killer Orca’s Potted In Boston
Posted in New England, UMASS, Would You? | March 2nd, 2010
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, not would YOU but would anyone? This is Marc Be**, an overstuffed balloon from Quincy(aka Boston’s noodle-ville), who has developed an ego as big as his belt-line! I mean could you be this fat and be confident… about anything? He has been known to secretly tell management that other employees make fun of his weight, and has recently even gotten a colleague suspended from work for his lies that spew out of his Big Mac slobbering mouth! For some reason no one has called him out yet, we’re afraid to get fired! He talks sh*t about everyone in the business, and he’s burning bridges he hasn’t finished getting his elephant-sized body over yet! Plus he smells like he hasn’t gotten a good wipe in years! Nik please put this fat slob in his place, I’m begging you! BTW his fiancee could be 20lbs heavier..
They were made for each other they can whip each others ass.- nik
Alien Vs. Silicone
Posted in New England, The Dirty, UMASS | October 16th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, there’s definitely something going wrong here, maybe alien versus silicon?
If your rack looked that bad, why would you even think to take a picture like this? Nice bag.- nik
The Ol’ Twin Sex Switcharoo
Posted in Dirty Cops, New England, The Dirty, UCONN, UMASS | August 25th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, These two losers tried to pull the Ol’ twin switcharoo and got caught out! MILFORD — An Orange police officer was charged Friday with posing as his twin brother to trick a 25-year-old woman into having sex with him at his parents’ Milford home last month. Officer Jared Rohrig, 25, of Flax Mill Lane, has been on paid administrative leave from his job since July 23, pending the outcome of an internal investigation. The unnamed woman told police on July 22 that she had been sexually assaulted July 19 at the Rohrig home, where she went to meet Joe Rohrig, Jared’s identical twin.The woman had been having a sexual relationship with Joe Rohrig since March, and on July 19 she talked on the phone with someone she believed was him and agreed to meet at his house, according to a search warrant filed at Milford Superior Court. When she arrived, she got into the hot tub with the Rohrig brother she believed was Joe, began kissing him and agreed to go to an upstairs bedroom with him. But as they were having sex, the warrant states, she noticed something missing: the cowboy tattoo on Joe’s left buttocks was not there. The woman “immediately began to cry and asked him where his tattoo went,” the warrant states. “The male replied that he had never had a tattoo and told her that she must have hooked up with his brother who had a tattoo “¦ The female victim realized at this point that this was not the person that she had previously had sexual relations with.” “The female victim looked at the male and asked, ‘When did you think I was going to find out? When I realized you didn’t have a tattoo? When we didn’t use Joe’s car to drive home? Or when you didn’t know how to get to my house because you’ve never been there?’ ” the warrant states.
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Who cares, twins taste the same… I know.- nik
Back To School
Posted in ASU, Alabama, Arizona / UofA, Auburn, BYU, Chico State, Clemson, Colorado, Colorado State, East Carolina University, FSU, Florida Gators, Fresno State, George Washington University, Georgetown, Georgia, Gonzaga, Harvard, Illinois, Indiana, Iowa, Kansas State, MSU, Marquette, Marshall University, Maryland, Miami Of Ohio, Michigan, Minnesota, Mississippi State, Missouri, Montana State, NC State, Navy, Nebraska, Notre Dame, Ohio State, Ohio University, Oklahoma, Oklahoma State, Ole Miss, Oregon, Oregon State, Penn State, Pitt, Rutgers, South Florida, Southern Illinois University, Stanford, TCU, Tennessee, Texas Tech, Texas-AM, The Dirty, UCLA, UCONN, UCSB, UMASS, UNC, UNLV, USC, Utah, Utah State, VCU | August 20th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, I was thinking you should send out an official request to your army to begin sending in the dirt so we can see what this years freshman have to offer. Let College Season Begin???
Attention all college students, are you in a gay frat? Do you have a roommate who doesn’t shower? Do you know a new freshman who does the walk of shame as many times as they play “tonight is a good night”? The world needs to know and TheDirty.com is open for business. Studying is overrated… be my friend, it is cooler.- nik
Lets get a jump on College Season and Submit Your Dirt Here
If you don’t see your school just email me to add it. Freshman 15 for life!
Noodle Factory Destroyed By Fire
Posted in Boston, New England, Noodle Nation, The Dirty, UMASS | June 23rd, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: (turnto10.com) - FALL RIVER, Mass.—Fire destroyed a popular Chinese noodle company in Fall River. The Oriental Chow Mein Noodle Company on Eighth Street went up in flames Thursday morning. A frying machine may be to blame. The business is famous for its fried noodles. It was not immediately known if the owners would rebuild.
That explains the smell.- nik
Harvard Jonas Brothers Groupie
Posted in Boston, Harvard, New England, The Dirty, UMASS | June 17th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik love the site man ur f*ckin hilarious. How do u not find this Harvard girl hot bro?!!!? shes dope yo its f*ckin crazy. Her friend keeps showing me these grose pix with those forgys jonas bruthrs. i attatched the pix one of them she was at sum kinda photo shoot…
She is cute for Harvard, but in the real world she would get crushed. Nothing special.- nik
Another Boston Hottie
Posted in Boston, UMASS | June 8th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik, this girl is has some nice +2 and shows that there are girls from Boston on par with Kelly and miss split personality “Arielle”.
Nice +2’s? Those are armpit pillows.- nik
Cause Imma Biotch
Posted in UMASS, Would You? | May 15th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Alison. This girl is always begging for something, either money from her parents or gifts from her boyfriends which she goes through every week or two. This b*tch thinks she is some princess who can do whatever she wants and get every thing she wants and complains when its not her way. If she wants to go out and sleep with a guy thats alright cause she is such a good catch one should do anything t?o be with her lol Nikwould you ever go near this troll?
Answer: No, simple fact..she is fat.
Look Ma No Hands
Posted in UMASS | May 15th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Nik this is Eric I don’t know exactly what he is doing here but I think he is showing off his BJ skills…Way too use no hands there buddy. Just a heads up if you see any of your friends doing this they are definitely for the gays.
Obviously he’s practicing for the nights festivities.- nik
Dirty Nurse Elvira
Posted in Elvira, Las Vegas, New England, The Dirty, UMASS | May 14th, 2009
THE DIRTY ARMY: Hey, Nik. I thought you might enjoy a few new pictures of Elvira. She was in a naughty nurse competition. I am assuming she won.
She needs to get rid of that fishing lure in her belly… that is so 1999.- nik
